I write dog blood in Yokohama

When I wake up in the morning, I always feel that there is something hard under my body.

……Um?

My brain fell into a brief daze. I rubbed my eyes and wanted to sit up. I fumbled on the bed indiscriminately. I wanted to turn on my phone to see what time it was. I remembered that I drank wine with Oda Sakunosuke and took pictures yesterday. , and then, what did you do next.

It should be the No.1 male god who sent himself home.

The comfortable quilt was soft and smooth. I didn't touch the mobile phone that I didn't know where to go, but my fingers touched the loose bandages one by one.

"Ah, Jiaojiao, you're awake."

Suddenly, an extremely familiar teenager's voice came from his ear, judging from the voice, it seemed to be right behind him.

I suddenly turned around and stared at the black-haired boy lying on the bed with wide eyes. His short fluffy and slightly curly hair hangs lazily on his cheeks, his slender arms rest on the bed, and his handsome face looks like Soft and harmless, the morning sun shines on the slender eyelashes, if it is not clear what kind of cow and horse he is inside, anyone will think that the other party is a gentle little milk dog based on the surface.

Half of the bandages were still wrapped around the face of "Gentle Little Milk Dog", but the bandages wrapped around the neck and open chest were very loose, and there were no coverings for the fingers and wrists.

……

That's right, he was only wearing a thin suit shirt, the folds on the shirt were also very messy, half of the collar slid to the shoulders, exposing the strong arm with loose bandages, adding a touch of destruction to the gentle temperament sense of confusion.

I lowered my head in bewilderment, and looked at the clothes on my body. I was still wearing the bartender uniform from last night, but... I don’t know where the black vest went, and there was only a messy wrinkled shirt left, although the collar was buttoned up. It is tight, but it sticks to the body sticky and greasy, which is very uncomfortable.

"Me, what's wrong with me?"

Why are you tm here! !

I panicked a lot, and first looked around, it was my home, my bedroom, yes, the furnishings of everything had not changed, except for the accident——

It was the clothes of two people piled on the ground, and a handsome black-haired boy sitting on the bed.

In amazement, the bandaged black-haired boy stretched out his hand, half of his iris-colored eyes exposed smiled, he raised his smooth palm and stroked my forehead, and said in an extremely gentle voice, "Why is your face so dazed?" Such a little girl is also very cute."

"But you are cuter when you were so enthusiastic last night."

save……

I almost flew out on the spot and quickly avoided his finger. My brain quickly recalled the content of yesterday. I went to work at the Lupin bar by myself, took pictures with everyone, drank after taking pictures, and then...

Well, I have a vague impression that Osamu Dazai put himself on the bed. The shadow of the young man hiding in the dark is light like a ghost. I thought the other party was Chuya Nakahara, and I was frightened at once.

I don't remember anything else at all! !

"Xiaojiao."

My contemplation was interrupted, Osamu Dazai lowered his voice a bit, touched my lips with his bony hand with a smile, his tea-brown eyes dimmed: "You will forget what happened last night, right?

"I went so far last night that my mouth still hurts."

"..."

I feel guilty... Ah no, I blankly followed Osamu Dazai's words and looked at his mouth. Indeed, the black-haired boy's delicate cheeks were a little disfigured, and the corner of his mouth was cracked, which looked a bit like a torn wound.

But how do I feel more like playing?

As if I had a second injury attached, I blushed and avoided the boy's finger rubbing my lips, and stepped back suspiciously, but the sole of my foot seemed to accidentally touch the other person's suit pants, which were unbuttoned somewhere. Legs, quickly got up in fright, "I, I'll check the monitor."

That's right, there is a camera secretly installed in my room. After all, the work is so dangerous, and it is always necessary to prevent problems before they happen.

"I really don't remember."

"Okay did such a drastic thing?" Osamu Dazai looked at me with an unchanged smile, his fluffy black bangs drooped a little, and he sat up all of a sudden: "Unfortunately, the camera is turned off, because I don't want to take When that kind of thing was recorded, Xiaojiao cried and begged to turn it off."

Grass.

It's something I can do.

I broke out in a cold sweat and clenched the quilt tightly with a blushing face... no wonder!I don't believe it, I can't have sex after drinking, I... I... I couldn't help rubbing my legs, unbuttoning my collar and peeking into my clothes secretly.

"Xiaojiao? What are you doing?"

The boy's voice came from the opposite side, I looked away shyly, scratched my cheek and said in a low voice, "My place..."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and leaned closer, as if he was looking forward to my next words, because the disguise he made couldn't go wrong.

"That's right." I said a little embarrassedly: "Although the shirt is not very comfortable, my place doesn't hurt at all."

"Y-no liquid, it's empty."

"Feeling very, very empty?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

So he must be lying to me!

Why did the smiling expression of the black-haired boy leaning over stagnate strangely? It was a bit of a smiley face. I really don't believe that this guy's body will be stiff for a moment! !

Don't underestimate your own power of observation, he won't think that I only have a superficial understanding of [beep——]?That's really embarrassing. I, who looks 16 years old and is 20+ inside, probably know more about this aspect than Dazai of this period.

Just then, my doorbell rang.

"I'm really curious now." The black-haired boy opened his slightly squinted eyes, and the iris-colored pupils gleamed dimly: "Who taught Xiaojiao these things?"

"Mr. Dazai, I...I'll open the door."

What a joke, how could I let this guy know that I have written no less than 20 short articles for these Two-dimensional male gods, so I hurriedly ran and panted and left the bedroom door, and I was not used to it. shirt collar.

It's definitely stuck on my body because I'm sweating, but my knees and legs are also sore and tired... It's like doing a set of Liu Hong's aerobics.

My brain hurts too. I lay down tiredly to the door and looked out through the peephole. It turned out to be Mr. Guangjin Liulang, standing outside with a polite look, and there seemed to be some members of the Black Lizard standing behind him. Take a closer look at Gin Akutagawa wearing a mask.

Guangjin Liulang would look at his watch from time to time, as if he was in a hurry, so I opened it directly: "What's the matter."

"Master Yaxun."

The gentle old man coughed lightly, raised his head to face me, his expression froze for a moment, then he said nonchalantly, "Actually, it's something in the organization, our..."

"What what? Who is it outside?"

The lazy boy's voice stretched out, and a bandaged black slime also stepped out of the bedroom.

I was taken aback and really wanted to push him back. My shirt and hip skirt are at least intact, but Dazai Osamu's disheveled appearance must be something wrong!

Forget it, tired, it doesn't matter.

With the appearance of Dazai Osamu, Hirotsu Yanagi, who had not changed his face just now, suddenly coughed violently, and his steady voice just now seemed to have a little tremolo: "Actually, it is, cough cough."

"Actually, PortMafia's arsenal was attacked. Boss sent Mr. Dazai to investigate this matter, but we couldn't find anyone, so we went to Mr. Yahiro first."

"If you have time, please take the time to visit PortMafia's Torture Department. This is a message that Ozaki-sama asked me to bring to Yahiro-sama."

"……Oh."

My mind suddenly went down, and I nodded heavily.

It's a pity that a black-haired boy behind him was wearing a bandage and said expressionlessly, "Arsenal? It's been a long time since no one dared to attack PortMafia's arsenal. You're so brave."

"So Jiaojiao, I'll come back as soon as I go."

Osamu Dazai suddenly brought his handsome face closer, and rubbed my neck in front of Hirotsu Liulang, and secretly pressed my lower back from behind so that I couldn't move at all, and said in a pitiful tone: "I really can't bear it for a moment Leave Jiaojiao."

"What should I do, I really want to put Jiaojiao in my eyes, I can't bear the thought of that little [beep——] from Chuya coming to meddle."

"You..." I widened my eyes in confusion, wishing I could sew his mouth on the spot: "Don't be blind..."

Does he know what the fuck he's talking about? ? !

However, just as I was speaking eagerly, Osamu Dazai let go of his hand abruptly, very capable and decisive with his black coat on his arm, and walked out while buttoning up his shirt: "Then goodbye."

With a "bang", I only had time to stretch out an Erkang hand, and the words that I deliberately sped up a little bit were stuck in my throat, and the door of my house was mercilessly closed.

Quiet.

Unusually quiet.

Standing very silently at the entrance of his own house, I vaguely sensed Osamu Dazai's intentions in his heart. I suspect that he wants to make trouble, no... this guy definitely wants to make trouble.

why! ?

It’s not like he knows something, for example, the male god Zhongye is waiting for my answer, so this guy started to play childishly again, just like always dismissing Zhongya Zhongye before, this time he wants to directly Ruin our relationship in bad taste?

Come on! !No, before his coquettish words just reached Zhongye's ears, I wish I could call the male god right now, and quickly explain the misunderstanding.

But it's not very good, if you fight, it will appear that there is no silver 300 taels here, and the rumors haven't reached his ears yet, explaining to him is not self-exposed...

Saved my life, I was so entangled in my heart, after hesitating for a full 5 minutes, I still made a silent decision, put on my clothes and go out to cook with nothing to do.

That's right, it doesn't matter anymore, really.

***

My mind is now on something that is about to happen, and I have no time to care about other things.

He took out his mobile phone with no expression on his face, and called out Sakunosuke Oda, who quickly answered the call: "Hello, Yahiro?"

"Yes."

I clenched my phone a little bit: "Can you eat curry with me now, please."

"Eh? Yes, yes." Oda Sakunosuke's doubtful voice came from the phone: "But it's not yet noon, are you hungry so soon?"

I glanced at the electronic time on my phone, it was 9:46 in the morning, it was not too early, it must be much later than the morning and my normal biological clock, but this meal must be eaten: "Yeah."

So, a certain curry shop that is already more familiar than Lupine.

The fat boss is very familiar with the duo who often come to eat curry. He knows the dishes he wants to order in advance without asking too many questions. While waiting for the curry to be served, Oda was still on the phone just now. Sakunosuke looked at me.

"Did you not sleep well last night?"

"What?" I was so preoccupied that I didn't hear what he said clearly, and raised my head to look at the other party in doubt.

The appearance of the red-haired young man is no different from before, his chin is still unshaven, his lake-blue eyes are indifferent and calm, as if they can contain all the ripples, being looked at by his relaxing eyes, I hide the secret deep in my heart. A trace of anxiety is visibly smoothed away by the naked eye.

He is indeed tolerant, just like now, as if he noticed a little uneasiness in my tone on the phone, so he agreed to my unreasonable request to eat curry after 9 o'clock.

"Your face looks very bad." Oda Sakunosuke pointed to his own face, as if thinking of something, and asked aloud, "Did Dazai send you home safely yesterday?"

Uh.

When I mentioned this, my complexion was really not good, and I silently looked away: "Yes."

"But I feel tired and my legs hurt."

I turned a little sideways, and I lifted the skirt up a little, exposing the sore and tired thighs: "Mr. Odasaku, can you show me?"

"Tired? Let me see."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, turned his body sideways, lowered his eyes seriously, and then said clearly: "Have you lost weight recently? Or practice aerobics, some legs will definitely be sore the next day The tired parts have been pressed, it's better to be more restrained... You are already very slim, so you don't need to do those aerobics."

I:"……"

The fat boss who had already returned with curry: "..."

Looking at our posture, the fat boss looked very weird, as if he wanted to open his mouth to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, but asked in a subtle tone: "Little girl, I remember your name, Baxun, right?"

"How old is this year?"

I don't know why the other party asked me that, I tilted my head blankly, retracted my legs and said, "Xu Sui 17."

"False age?" The fat boss scratched his hair in bewilderment, and muttered in a low voice at a somewhat fast pace: "Well, if you're 17, you're 6 years away, and it's okay..."

"As a thank you."

I didn't pay attention to what the other person said, and looked back at the red-haired young man who was about 1 meters tall: "Let me draw a portrait of Mr. Odasaku, and the children you adopted."

"Children?" As soon as these words came out, even Oda Sakunosuke was a little surprised: "It's not necessary, those guys..."

"I haven't seen them yet."

Interrupting the other person, I couldn't help but grab the red-haired young man by the corner of his clothes, and sat a little closer to him: "It's a meeting gift, and I'll give it to them after the painting is finished."

"Besides, I also really want to meet those children. They are also part of Mr. Oda Saku. I want to know more about you."

So, after I ate the curry as quickly as possible, I was easily taken upstairs by Oda Sakunosuke, where I saw the 5 uncountable children in the original book.

"Who is this big sister?"

A boy with a turban on his head who was pressed to the ground yelled loudly, with big gaping teeth showing in his mouth.

That's right, as soon as I entered the house, I was attacked by these little boys with small traps. It took me only 2 seconds to dodge easily. The back grabbed his arm.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah!" probably didn't expect that the person who came in was not Oda Sakunosuke, the boy who was held down yelled, and several other children who were hiding in the dark also ran out, looking at him in surprise. I.

"who is she?"

"It's the sister I don't know!"

"Hmph——I know." Among the surprised crowd, a boy with sunglasses on his forehead who looked uglier than the child I held stood out, and said mysteriously: "There was a boy lying on the ground before." I saw it on the window, you also saw it at the time, this big sister often eats curry with Oda Saku, so!"

"Is it that one?" He shook his eyebrows and twisted his little finger a few times triumphantly.

"Wow, is that the one?"

"What, what, it turned out to be that one!"

"It turned out to be that... so which one is it, why can't I understand it at all?"

"You're stupid, Kemi, it's your girlfriend, your girlfriend!"

They speak so fast.

The little boy with the headband had already been loosened, and several children discussed in a low voice at a fast speed. I looked at the red-haired young man behind me in confusion, and Oda Sakunosuke seemed to explain helplessly: "Sorry, they are a little too naughty. gone."

"Wow... Oda Saku is apologizing humbly, is it really a girlfriend?" The boy with sunglasses on his head touched his chin, but was retorted by the boy with the headband rubbing his wrist: "That's not it, Xingsuke! This sister And that... that black-haired big brother who is wasting bandages, isn't it a couple, didn't we have a bet on the window that day?"

"Ah, I forgot if you didn't mention it! I've decided on the 100 yen!"

Seeing the burly boys chattering and making noise, I noticed the little girl standing on the far left, and couldn't help touching her head: "Sister, can I take a photo with you?"

"Eh?" The girl tilted her head in doubt, but she easily agreed to my request: "Yes."

"That's Saku, the only girl." Oda Sakunosuke introduced later.

"Sakura, what a nice name."

"Yes." Oda Sakunosuke also nodded in relief.

"...It's Sakura, not Sakura!" The boy with the headband named Katsumi, who I restrained from the beginning, complained in shame, "Why does Oda Saku agree with such a serious face, I always feel What's the matter with this sister's poor Japanese, her accent is so weird... Hey, Saku, what do you want to say?"

"Thank you sister." The girl holding the little rabbit blushed and greeted me.

Kemi: "..."

In this way, I successfully took a group photo with everyone. These photos are enough for me to go back and paint a few well-finished portraits. The red-haired young man who was mingling with the children seemed to want to say something, but his mobile phone suddenly rang up.

"Jingle Bell--"

The abrupt sound was like a curse that interrupted the happy time, echoing mechanically and monotonously in the small room. I, who was drawing with a crayon with Sakura, looked over calmly.

"Hello, this is Oda."

"Yes. Yes, I understand. Let's go now." The red-haired young man who kept responding did not change his expression, but his tone was a bit serious. He motioned me to come out of the room with his eyes, and walked away from the children. empty corridor.

"It is said that Boss is looking for me for something, and ordered me to go to the chief's office immediately."

……

Sure enough, this is it.

A certain hunch just now came true, and my mood suddenly became heavy.

I signaled the children to stay in the house, and silently walked downstairs with Oda Sakunosuke. However, I did not follow in the footsteps of the tall red-haired youth and left the curry shop with him.

"I don't know what the lord told me and other low-level members to do in the past." After explaining the reason for the call, Oda Sakunosuke was soon going to be ordered to go to the headquarters of PortMafia, his indifferent lake blue eyes calmed down. Looking out of the window quietly, whispering in a casual voice: "I will be back soon."