I write dog blood in Yokohama

Not surprisingly, my thanks were rejected.

Zhongyuan Zhongya probably has nothing to do now, so he sent an email almost in seconds, and he replied "nothing" in a very reasonable way, roughly meaning to let me not take tonight's matter to heart, he just happened to see it That's all.

[Again. 】

[What do those subordinates mean by "divorce"?You and Dazai...]

The other party seemed to be struggling to send a new message, which made my hands tremble when I was about to make a box of instant noodles. What's the matter? !

How could the male god Zhongye know about those strange rumors, he didn't even figure it out for himself, it was a miscalculation.

In any case, the rumors spread by everyone are definitely not good. I decided to throw the blame on a black mud boss. I complained to the other party with an honest and aggrieved look, but actually replied with a blank expression on my face:

【Because Mr. Dazai was very capricious that day, he forced me to play pretend games, I had no choice but to QAQ】

I translated it into Japanese while talking nonsense, and finally added a kaomoji to win sympathy, hehe.

However, as soon as my message was sent, the other party withdrew the email. From the time of withdrawal, I could tell the other party's entanglement, and I guess he hesitated for a long time.

Unfortunately, my reply has already been sent.

Zhong Yuanzhong also obviously received my message. He was silent for a while, and then silently sent a new reply:

[I feel that it is not easy for you. 】

...that is to say!

I was very pleased, I didn't expect the other party to understand me, although what I said just now was nonsense, but look, how can you use black mud to test your subordinates every day, and even if you work hard to complete the task, you have to jump off the building to get that Guy's boss!Although what I just said was nonsense.

Uh, what happened when I suddenly felt guilty.

No matter, my skin is as thick as a city wall. In short, since the male god Zhongye declined such things as treats, then choose a gift for him as a thank you gift. I am also a polite person.

After finishing the conversation with Chuya Nakahara, I immediately sent a message to the people I know around me. First of all, the kind man Sakaguchi Ango who knows the most information: "Master Ango, I would like to ask you a small question."

"..."

"...When your guy is called 'Master', I always have a subtle premonition." Sure enough, Ango Sakaguchi replied immediately, and he paused for a while before continuing to type and send: "Tell me, what is it this time?" thing?"

I quickly replied in machine-translated Japanese——

"If you were to give a gift to a man, what do you think would be a good gift?"

Sakaguchi Ango: "???"

The other end of the phone froze for 9-10 seconds before the screen came back on again: "With all due respect, it shouldn't be Dazai-kun... or something like that. Every character has different preferences. It depends on the person. vary."

Huh?How could it be Osamu Dazai!

It would be nice if he didn’t give me gifts to compensate, even though that guy’s salary is stuck with me, ahem... I’ll take his money and go to the convenience store opposite to buy the fried food combination bento I’ve been craving for a long time (fried) Foods include hamburger meat × 1, fried chicken × 2, fried fish steak × 1, fried prawn × 1, fried sausage × 1, croquette × 1), 540 yen per serving, I can only buy it every time I go shopping Greedy drooling.

I couldn't help thinking happily in my heart, I thought for a while before replying: "Let's just say, someone Mr. Ango doesn't know."

They didn't seem to have spoken in the original book, did they?

I didn't say it, I forgot a bit, anyway, the current relationship is definitely not acquaintance.

"... Yahiro-kun, you shouldn't have been deceived." Sakaguchi Ango's words revealed deep suspicion and distrust. In the end, he only gave an ambiguous answer: "In short, according to the other party's Choose what you like, it’s the same as you get information from mission information, what that person likes to do, what he usually wears, it’s the safest way to start from this aspect.”

Uh.

It makes sense, but Zhongyuanzhong also likes famous wines and luxury cars, so it's strange that I can afford them.

"Thank you, Mr. Sakago, for your help."

"...My name is Ango Sakaguchi. Didn't you still call me Master Ango just now!?" A black-haired young man replied the next second. His expression can be clearly imagined without looking at it. It was typed out The words are full of a sense of collapse: "It doesn't matter if you throw it away after you use it up, or if you just omit it until the first word and the last word are combined, it's too much, hey!"

I scratched my hair and typed embarrassingly: "I'm sorry."

"Then there is one last question, what does Ango-san like?"

After all, I have helped myself a lot, so it is quite reasonable to prepare a return gift for this guy. Anyway, now that I have two salary cards in my hand, I don’t have to worry about small money at all. I sent the last email generously.

I didn't study Ango Sakaguchi when I was writing fanfiction before, and I really don't know the other party's preferences... Mistake.

Ango Sakaguchi did not expect that the original topic would return to himself. He seemed a little embarrassed, he hesitated and said things like reading a book and refreshing coffee, and then ended the email conversation.

I wrote down the message and turned around to send a message to Odasaku.

That's right, I'm really a master of time management. The conversation with Oda Sakunosuke doesn't need to be typed back and forth. I just said that I will meet at the curry shop at noon tomorrow. I have something to talk about, and I have to come soon. The other party is a little confused The agreed reply is perfect!

Oda Saku is naturally No.1 forever in my heart. I happily turned off the screen to turn on the computer in the small room of the Internet cafe. I began to look hard at the website of the novel I contributed.

Then you can write with peace of mind.

Thinking about it carefully, the last book is almost at the end of its serialization, why not prepare a new article, this time I thought of a brand new subject, the name is "The Invincible Dragon King of the Superb Son-in-Law".

The female channel has been mixed for a long time, and occasionally I have to try the male channel. Through the observation of the website in the past few days, I found that most of the traffic is still dominated by the male channel. , decided, this time I want to write a story about the hero being slapped in the face... Oh no, the hero is slapped in the face like crazy.

Dazaizhi, ah, that's not right, um, the main character should have a new name.

Let’s call it… Zaizhita, 1X years old, alone raising his dying father Mori Ouhe. Mori Ouhe urgently needs 5000 million yen for surgery. The visiting son-in-law of the Bing family is ridiculed by his wife and mother-in-law every day.

"Honey, I'm back from grocery shopping, wife."

Carrying a plastic bag and opening the gate of the 800-square-meter mansion, Zai Zhitai looked around for his wife, Bingjinglei Diezi.

Bingjinglei Diezi is the only daughter of the Bing family. She is loved by thousands of people. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a peerless beauty. When she heard the cry of her worthless son-in-law, she frowned suddenly!

"No shame!" Her beautiful eyes glared at her useless husband mockingly, and knocked the vegetable bag in the black-haired man's hand on the ground: "What did you call me?!"

"Old, wife!" Zai Zhitai was shocked.

"Bastard!" Bingjinglei Diezi stepped on the rotten leaves on the ground: "Scream again!"

"Bing...Master Bingjing!" Zai Zhitai gritted his teeth and lowered his head, clenched his fists tightly, the veins of forbearance were looming on his fists, he had been in Bing's family for two years and 363 days, and Zai Zhitai had never called his wife by her name once!

"What's the matter, baby, who is he?"

At this moment, a frivolous voice came from behind the two of them. Zai Zhitai took a closer look and found that it was a man with ochre-red hair who was 1 meters tall and had two thin and long bamboo legs. With three points of sarcasm, four points of indifference, and five points of casual sneer, he put his arms around Bingjinglei Diezi's slender and soft shoulders: "Oh, isn't this Mrs. Zai Zhi?"

"You...you are...!"

"Useless things, you dare to touch my highland Takaya woman!" The red-haired man sneered mercilessly, and smashed a contract in his arms in front of him: "Loser, after signing this divorce agreement, take With 50, quickly leave my tear saucer baby!"

Zai Zhi looked at the divorce agreement in disbelief, backed away from the injury, and clenched his fists tightly: "Okay, okay."

"This Ice Crystal family, I don't care too much about it!"

"What?" Bingjingleidiezi, who was originally huddled in the red-haired man's arms, struggled out, slapped the table angrily and said angrily: "Back, back, leave Bingjing's house, the whole city will have no place for you—"

"Except for that Lord Dragon King, who dares to resist us!"

Dragon King...

Zai Zhi closed his eyes in humiliation, yes, Zai Zhi is a worthless son-in-law, how can he compare with the legendary undefeated dragon king.

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