I write dog blood in Yokohama

My expression almost became terrified all of a sudden.

Fortunately, I have facial paralysis, and in most cases, I don’t have any desire to move my facial features, so Dazai Osamu just said that he is very interesting...

This kind of woman, what the hell is it that you have successfully aroused my interest? I was wrong. Since Osamu Dazai wants to paint, then he can paint. Just paint here. Anyway, you don’t need to paint or paper. Pay, I'm afraid it won't work.

The black-haired boy who said the terrifying words had already stood up. He seemed to really just come over to take a look. He didn't know where to find out about the studio, and pretended to say: "Come on, Xiaojiao will be sure in a few days." It will open my eyes during the mission."

……

In other words, my leisure time is only these two days.

Once my painting skills are improved, supernatural abilities can come in handy, and there will be countless tasks waiting for me in the future, help me, or this job should not be promoted.

Osamu Dazai left after speaking, and waved to me in a good mood before he left, uh, which eye did he think I would welcome this guy to leave with a smile on my face.

Forget it, let's say hello honestly, and silently send the other party to the door. I said sincerely with no expression on my face:

"Mr. Dazai, please go on your way."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

***

The expression of the black-haired boy before he left seemed a bit complicated, and the smile on his face became strange, but what he did was still irritating, because I touched the nylon pen that the other party was holding just now, and my hand was inevitable. stained with black paint.

Acrylic is really hard to wash!

It took me a long time to wash it off, and my hands almost rubbed off a layer of skin. If this thing gets on the clothes, it will probably be scrapped on the spot. Fortunately, my coat is as black as the paint.

I was not in the mood to stay in the studio any longer. After Osamu Dazai left, I simply left here, and returned to the small Internet cafe where I lived.

I took a shower in the shared free bathroom on the second floor, sat in front of the computer and turned on the computer and mobile phone. That’s right, the coding life still has to continue. Anyway, I signed the publication. If I don’t finish it properly, I will pay 3 times the manuscript fee.

Well, the plot has almost developed, maybe we can have a god-level reversal, I thought about it a little bit, and tapped my resentment with my red fingers just now... Ah no, tapped my latest chapter——

"Tear."

He tore off her clothes, revealing the fragile and white collarbone of Binghai Diezi.

"No." In the cold air, Binghai Diezi tremblingly refused weakly: "Azhi, don't do this."

"Neutron, neutron he..."

"Shut up, don't mention this man's name in front of me!" With an angry look on Dazai Zhi's face, he slammed Diezi's mouth shut and flicked her lips with his tongue.

Yes, everything came to light, Huayuan Zhongzi was not a kind and harmless little white flower at all, she... oh no, he was actually a man!

Neutron, whose physique is so poor, has been playing around with Dazaizhi. He was forced to dress up as a woman, but he is actually a frightening underground evil young man. Haidiezi's jade pendant made Da Zaizhi misunderstand the white moonlight in his heart!

Nakahara Hanahara, no, Nakahara Hara has always regarded Dazaizhi and his wife as a joke, even he never thought that it was the haggard and beautiful woman who rescued him who was shot on a stormy night and dragged him away. Back to private house.

Also broke into his heart.

She, Binghai Diezi, is the woman that Yuan Zhongyuan would not hesitate to abandon her disguise to get!

Dazaizhi was so afraid of her woman being taken away, what should Diezi do to forgive himself, he thought heartbrokenly, deep remorse was revealed in his evil eyebrows, but his hands forced her to be imprisoned again. The dark room.

Binghai Diezi covered her cheeks and couldn't help crying: "Azhi, you have changed."

"You were not like this before, you were so gentle before."

***

When the new chapter was published, editor Watanabe happily called me and praised me as Wenqu Xingxia, Sugawara Michizane's reincarnation, and the reader's reaction was unexpectedly hot.

In a few days, their publishing house will cooperate with Tohishima Club, the top snake in the industry in Yokohama. If I can continue, maybe I will recommend this book to Tohishima Club, and the single-volume book will be sold directly.

I declined.

There is no other reason. How come I have heard the name Feidao Club before... It seems that I just heard about this company from Chief Mori yesterday!

Although I can’t remember whether the name of the studio is Yuexia, Yueshang, or Dengxia, but I remember the name of the company under Hong Kong. Well, why don't you threaten Watanabe to stop talking nonsense.

I hung up the phone bitterly, and sent an email with a translation software. On the way, my phone made a "ding dong", and I received an additional message from someone else.

When I opened it, it turned out that it was sent by Nong Sawa: Baxun, I heard that Senior Furukawa went to the celebration banquet with Mr. Zhongyuan, and he would bring us some back every time. Do you want to go to him later?

"..."

A little excited.

It was already getting dark outside. I only ate curry at noon today. I was naturally hungry in the evening. I didn't plan to have dinner at all. I went to the convenience store opposite to buy rice balls to fill my stomach.

Silently replying to the other party [where], I thought about it, and then asked how to spell Nong Sawa's name.

Cough, there is no way, at least we have known each other for so many days, although that guy is a cannon fodder, but he is a very nice person, so he can't really keep calling him "Fucking, Fucking, Fucking".

It is a little surprising that the name of the boy with a popular face seems to be very complicated to read, but it is actually written in Japanese with only two short words - Nozawa.

It's called Nozawa, hello!You don’t even need to copy and paste it into the translation software. These are completely Chinese characters. I’m very relieved to find out the name of this guy. , let’s meet up at the shopping street later.”

A shopping street near the staff dormitory?

Don't you just live here!However, the location of the small Internet cafe is a bit remote, not as good as the center of the street.

I got up from the spot speechlessly, while looking for Nongsa... oh no, the izakaya that Nozawa mentioned, while I couldn't help but think about Brother Furukawa. Speaking of which, the male god Chuya would invite his subordinates to a celebration banquet , obviously in the same position, and my boss... hey, don't mention it.

When I found the store with the signboard [和気あいあい Izakaya], there seemed to be no one there, no matter how I looked at it, it didn’t look like a group of big brothers in black were eating.

I couldn't help sending an email to Nozawa, urging this guy to come quickly, but after waiting for a long time, the other party hurriedly replied: "Sorry! Yahiro, I have a temporary mission here suddenly, you go by yourself first Well, but Senior Gu Chuan told me just now that he has gone back a long time ago, just wait, I..."

Halfway through, the phone suddenly went black.

what! !

I widened my eyes in surprise, quickly shook the phone up and down, looked down carefully, and the screen showed that the battery was low and had automatically shut down.

This is all thanks to the fact that I just wrote the novel and didn’t charge it. I forgot to connect the charger when I was writing the code. During this period, I didn’t input a single battery. The phone has been used all day, and it’s a miracle that it can survive until now. .

how so……

I stared bitterly at the black screen of my phone. The door of an izakaya not far away seemed to open at this moment, and a familiar voice suddenly sounded in front of me: "You?"

The handsome young man with ochre-orange hair stood opposite him with his hands in his pockets, his eyebrows twitched, his blue eyes looked straight at him, and his tone was slightly surprised: "Why are you here?"

It is also in the Central Plains.

I also raised my head in surprise, what happened, it didn't mean that they had already gone back, wait, it seems that only Brother Huluwa went back by themselves.

"Long time no see, Mr. Chuya."

Anyway, let’s say hello first, then I stood on tiptoe and looked behind the other party. Sure enough, there were no other subordinates behind the boy in the top hat, and he looked like he was alone. Could it be that he just finished paying his bill and was about to leave? .

"Huh?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also obviously noticed my strange sizing up, "What are you looking at?"

"Wait, Senior Gu Chuan."

"Gu Chuan? Ah, speaking of it, you guys seem to have a good relationship with my subordinates, do you know each other?"

……

The previous communication can be smoother, but after Chuya asked this sentence, I will not answer it immediately.

Because brother Hulukawa was the one who introduced me to join the port mafia, please, how can I say such a long sentence, and the phone was sadly out of power and turned off, I raised my hand in pain, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, Suddenly thought of the email that Osamu Dazai had sent to himself before.

——Like the eldest father.

Said that my father seemed to be a bit out of age, I thought for a second, and said uncertainly: "Is it mine, Ornisan?"

"Varied……"

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed quite surprised, looking over with his superb blue eyes, as if he was looking for the similarity between my prosperous beauty and Brother Gu Chuan's public face, at this moment, I only heard a "grumbling" voice calling The atmosphere between the two was broken.

I immediately blushed and covered my stomach, annoyed that I lost the chain at a critical moment.

***

The above is the reason why I successfully sat in the izakaya.

That's right, because of his (false) relationship with Brother Furukawa, the male god Chuya was so kind to treat me to a meal, but he doesn't seem to know that I am Dazai Osamu's subordinate, in case he knows... No matter, in short, we must not let him know now.

I swallowed uneasily, looking at the exquisite food in the menu that I had only seen in anime, and the price was thousands of dollars that I couldn't afford to order, and I deeply felt that I could give up everything for eating.

I don't know anything about Osamu Dazai, I only know Osamu Dazai.

The waiter standing next to me was introducing new products. I was holding the menu book like a country bumpkin. Although I couldn’t understand, my mouth was drooling because of my imagination. I couldn’t help but talk to Zhongyuan Zhongye again. Confirmed again: "Really, point, is it okay?"

Damn, I look like a dumb person without translation software.

Fortunately, the benevolent person who treated the guests almost understood, the orange-haired boy propped one arm on the table, sat across from him and said nonchalantly, "Yes."

Wow.

Very good!

I was almost weeping with joy in my heart. I buried myself in choosing a few well-known dishes I had seen in anime, and the Japanese ingredients I was looking forward to were quickly served one by one. Drinks are usually served first in Japan. I picked up a dish called Calpis. I took a sip of the sparkling water, and it tasted weird.

...It's weird, but at 1100 yen a cup, it's something I can't afford.

Not long after, the meat steak that I was looking forward to the most, topped with a plump sauce, was brought up right after me. The shiny meat steak was sizzling with juice, and the hot aroma sprayed directly to my face. I picked up the knife and fork I clumsily cut a piece and stuffed it into my mouth, woo woo woo, it's hamburger meat, it's delicious!

This legendary dish can only be seen in anime, but I never thought I would eat it myself. No wonder so many anime characters like to eat it, it’s really delicious.

My chest was stuffy, and the tip of my nose seemed to be sour again. I swallowed my food in silence, probably because I ate too fast, and the rice almost stuck in my throat, and I accidentally choked to death:

"Cough cough!! Cough cough cough..."

"..."

Finally, there was no further utterance. The orange-haired boy who was looking at my bubbling expression of happiness and didn't know what he was thinking twitched the corner of his mouth, handed the cup to me, and said wordlessly: "No one will talk to you Grab, eat slowly."

"Okay, Chuya-sama!" I said emotionally.

"...Have you already called your lord directly? Hey, be sober, you are not my subordinate." Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to have a headache, but he didn't have anything to say, that's right, after all, he just finished inviting his subordinates, and his stomach must be full Not hungry.

What a kind and kind person, although he doesn't know that I am actually Dazai Osamu's subordinate, uh, why is he suddenly feeling guilty.

Anyway, let's thank each other well first.

Mr. Chuya, thank you.

I love these foods so much, they are really delicious, thank you for allowing me to taste such delicious food... Damn, I want to say but I can't!

I was so anxious that I forgot the word "thank you" for a moment. The more I was anxious, the more I couldn't remember it. Finally, I was quick to get wise. I don't know why a word with a similar meaning suddenly subconsciously popped up in my mind. I immediately said gratefully:

"Auntie washes the railway (I love you)."

"Pfft!!" Nakahara Chuya, who was about to pick up the water to moisten his throat, sprayed it immediately.