I write dog blood in Yokohama

At this moment, Roof Topcafe.

It took me two to five to eighty thousand yuan to find the coffee shop I mentioned on the phone with the help of the navigation software in my phone. My legs were as tired as a dog.

That's it... Can this crappy stamina really be able to garrison the arsenal tomorrow!After crying for the Nth time in my heart because of associations, I sat in front of a man with a public face wearing glasses.

That's right, I was caught off guard by a phone call from a suspected publishing house. I directly stated that I had time now, so I left the Internet cafe quickly, and rushed to the agreed place happily.

The public face on the opposite side is named Shin Watanabe, the man who was chattering on the phone just now, his face has no characteristics, no matter how you look at it, he is a cannon fodder with a low number of episodes.

It is also a character with glasses elements, black hair, and a fast speech speed. Ango Sakaguchi's face is obviously n times more refined than the other party, and the whole person has a sense of presence.

"Ah, I really didn't expect that you are so young, teacher."

Cannon fodder... Ah no, editor Watanabe said in an exaggerated tone, took out the handkerchief in his trouser pocket, bent down and wiped the hot sweat on his head: "And it's really a foreigner."

"To be honest, when I read it, I often feel that your text has a kind of machine translation... Oh no, the profound magic power is just like the official text, and the readers' response is also very good.

I:"……"

This guy's pronunciation is a little vague.

I silently handed the mobile phone in my pocket to the other party, and asked the man with glasses to communicate with me through the translation software. After chatting a few words back and forth, the publishing matter was immediately finalized.

The reason is simple, the manuscript fee can be paid in advance!

Editor Watanabe said that the manuscript fee can be paid now. My situation is quite special. I don’t need the manuscript at present. They will find someone to polish and re-translate the published chapters of the novel. First try to publish a few issues in the weekly magazine. The efficiency of the work is really high. satisfactory.

By the way, the reason why they made an appointment at the coffee shop is actually because the publishing house branch was affected by the port mafia a few days ago, and now it is unable to receive guests, and "XX" magazine has also lost many manuscripts. , If you don't think about it, the publication will be suspended.

I was a newcomer when I went to the doctor in a hurry.

"Speaking of which, may I know when Dazai Zhi found out that the heroine has an intracranial tumor?"

Editor Watanabe seems to have struggled for a long time before he couldn't hold back his curiosity and said angrily: "Oh, by the way, I read the latest chapter, and the heroine seems to bite her tongue and commit suicide. How will it develop later?"

Me: "... secret."

How can this tell him that the heroine of the bullying boss has always been Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, so how could she die by biting her tongue?

"Oh." For some reason, Editor Watanabe seemed very disappointed. He brought the contract directly.

How cautious I was, I didn't dare to sign a contract blindly, so I hesitated for a while, so I simply turned on my phone, searched for Oda Tsukuru in [Contacts], and asked for off-site assistance.

The name of Oda Sakunosuke is easy to find, and you can find it at first glance with a simple scan. Thinking about it carefully, he is the only name that is correctly translated in Chinese among my 9 contacts!

Other remarks are either transliteration of Chinese characters, or the Japanese name of Zhenger Bajing, for example: respect する boss, ひろつりゅうろう, さかぐちあんご.

……and many more.

What the hell is that respectful boss.

Suddenly, I scanned one of the newly added remarks, and my expression was silent. Although there were two words in the middle that I couldn't understand, the words "respect" and "superior" were already obvious. It was definitely Dazai Osamu's big Buddha. Let's go up!

Can the word respect be deleted, ahem, can it be deleted secretly?

"Teacher A, what's the matter?"

Just when my heart was infinitely entangled, Nobu Watanabe on the opposite side was puzzled, as if he was still anxiously waiting for the signature.

"..."

I almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, my name is Shang Yingxiang Phantomhine A. Angelina, he just omitted my pen name because it was too long, didn’t he!

My heart was suddenly filled with speechlessness, and I accidentally pressed the dial button during an interruption.

……

Yes, family.

Something serious and profound happened, because I was too speechless to pay attention to my body movements, I, just now, accidentally touched the dial button.

And two seconds later, before I could hang up quickly with the speed of my mother's solo hands, the phone was actually connected, and a very familiar young voice came from the other end of the phone: "Uh huh?"

"What a surprise, is it Xiaojiao? She called me on the first day I added the phone."

"looking for me?"

The other party's voice was a bit distorted, obviously he couldn't see his delicate and tender face, but Dazai Osamu's expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling appeared in his mind.

…Help!

My dog ​​almost got scared out of fear on the spot and went into cardiac arrest. He quickly covered the phone and whispered, "It's nothing. Farewell."

Saying goodbye to my immediate superior in a hurry, I hung up the phone and went to call Oda Sakunosuke crying.

***

Dazai Osamu: "..."

At this moment, Lupine's bar.

The brown-haired boy in a black suit couldn't help but glanced at the phone screen to make sure that his call had been hung up, and only the busy tone of "beep, beep, beep" remained on the phone.

"What's wrong?" The red-haired man sitting next to him glanced at Dazai, put down the glass in his hand, his expression was as calm as usual.

Today was the day when the three of them made an appointment to drink. The music circulating in the bar was steady and quiet, and the dim and quiet lighting added a bit of comfort to the front desk.

"...well, she said goodbye to me."

Osamu Dazai, who was named, touched his chin, thought for a few seconds, and put the phone back into his pocket, causing the black-haired young man sitting on the far left to look over and push the glasses on his face helplessly: "Her?"

"Dazai-kun, are you going to provoke the woman on the side of the road to die with you again? Speaking of which, I seem to have heard some rumors today..."

Ango Sakaguchi recalled what he had seen in the afternoon, and before he could retell, the black-haired boy stretched out his voice: "That's not it, he is my new subordinate."

"Ah, by the way, have you met Ango?" Osamu Dazai cast his eyes on the black-haired boy, "The name is Xiaojiao, the grassroots staff I met by chance today, the supernatural powers are quite interesting, and the people are quite nice." Interesting, right? Hope you don't disappoint me."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

"Compared to that, don't you think there's something wrong with her saying goodbye to you?"

"Ah? There's no problem. It seems that Xiaojiao is also a suicide lover like me." Osamu Dazai took a sip of his wine in relief.

"That's weird!!! No matter how you think about it, it can't be the reason!" Sakaguchi Ango felt ashamed and wanted to shake his good friend's shoulder. He glanced worriedly at the phone that Dazai had put back, raised his arm and touched it. He touched the red-haired young man sitting next to him: "Hey Oda Saku-kun, tell him something... Although I think Yahiro, that is, Dazai-kun's subordinate may just not be able to say 'goodbye'. "

"Eh? Hachiro."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded: "She really doesn't speak Japanese very well."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

"What do you mean, is it possible that you also know Dazai-kun's new subordinate?"

Oda Sakunosuke didn't wait to nod, Dazai Osamu suddenly snapped his fingers with sparkling eyes: "Bingo!"

He seemed to want to come over to answer the call, however, only heard a "ding jingling" ringtone from the mobile phone, and everyone's discussion was interrupted. The ringtone this time was not the phone that the black-haired boy would not ring once in 800 years , nor is it Ango Sakaguchi who separates private and public phones.

Obviously, it is Oda Sakunosuke who doesn't talk much and doesn't know how to complain.

"..."

The red-haired young man glanced at the caller ID, and under the watchful eyes of the two men, raised his hand with a "=_=" expression and pressed the connect button.

***

I feel very disturbed.

Although I successfully hung up the phone just now, I didn't say what I wanted. Damn, should I add "Sorry, Mr. Dazai, I made a wrong call."

But I am too stupid to speak!

I hope that Osamu Dazai didn't take this little matter to heart. I was a little happy (because I could call Oda Tsukuru) and my mood immediately withered. I gripped the phone anxiously, waiting for a new round of calls to be connected.

"Hello?" the other end of the phone.

"Ah! Hello, Mr. Odasaku, that, Sashi ignores (long time no see)."

Seeing that the phone was connected, my heart fluttered again, and I embarrassedly said to the male god: "Excuse me, actually, I want your help with a little matter."

"Please see the e-mail."

"E-mail?" Oda Sakunosuke's voice was a little puzzled, as if he didn't know what he was doing, but he readily agreed.

And at this moment, right next to him, Osamu Dazai had already put his ear up, perfectly explaining what is called eavesdropping openly.

Ango Sakaguchi endured it, but in the end he didn't complain. Seeing Odasaku hang up the phone, he pushed his glasses in a concealed manner: "So it's Dazai-kun's new subordinate? What did you say?"

"That's right, Odasaku, please open it and take a look." Dazai Osamu urged anxiously from the side, it's not too big a deal just to join in the fun.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't answer, and opened the email on the phone, there was a new message in it as expected.

The general meaning of the email is that a publishing house wants to sign a contract with Yaxun Jiaojiao for publication. The contracts are all in Japanese. Yaxun can't understand the regulations in the contract. I don't know if there is any cheating place. Do you understand this aspect.

If possible, she would like to send him the photo of the contract by email so that he can take a look at it.

……

"Publishing house?!" Sakaguchi Yasugo was a little surprised: "Is that guy still a writer, obviously he can't write Japanese?"

"Speaking of which, she was using the translation software on her mobile phone the whole time she was communicating with me today!"

"Well, since you can use translation software for communication, writing is also possible, right?"

Osamu Dazai said in a thoughtful manner, with a look of surprise on his face: "But I really didn't expect that the newly recruited subordinates have such talents."

"I have a chance to ask."

The three people in the bar looked surprised. Of course, the most interested person present was Oda Saku. You must know that he has always wanted to be a novelist, but now there are people around him who are on the road to publishing first. He carefully read the contract sent by Ya Xun, and gave his own suggestions bit by bit.

The two innocent and curious foxes and friends beside him also approached each other, and put forward more reasonable opinions to each other, and revised the contract to be as seamless as the name of Oda Sakunosuke's special ability.

***

Seeing the reply sent to me by Oda Saku, I almost laughed crookedly.

The male god is really kind. I was completely ignorant that this was a suggestion compiled by the three of them. I happily handed the phone to the editor Watanabe who was sitting on the opposite side and was waiting anxiously.

"This……"

Shin Watanabe looked at the text handed over by the newcomer, and the smile on his face couldn't hold back. To be honest, he found the girl in front of him for the purpose of signing a newcomer who was not very knowledgeable and had a cheap manuscript fee to save the crisis, especially if the other party was Foreigners who do not understand the language.

Unexpectedly, the other party brought a very knowledgeable condition.

I'm a person who should be cowardly. If I'm not cowardly, it won't be easy for anyone. Naturally, I know the ways of the world. When I see the faces of the people, the man with glasses looks embarrassed, and I look at him decisively and expressionlessly: "How?"

"...OK, OK."

Editor Watanabe agreed with a wry smile on his face. Odasaku and the others combined a variety of suggestions in person, so naturally they would not be so harsh that the publishing house could not accept it. On the contrary, some parts touched Watanabe's heart very much.

As for money, the requirements for manuscript fees have not changed much, and are still the same as the original standards for newcomers.

"Then please wait for a moment." Watanabe stood up resignedly. There is a convenience store next to RoofTopcafe. Japanese convenience stores can buy things, withdraw money, mail things, print, and copy one-stop. The other party directly revised the contract on the spot. , print out the new contract and hand it to me.

After getting the new document and reconfirming that there is no problem, I resolutely signed my name on it.

The money was also successfully obtained!

When I held the kraft envelope handed over by the other party with both hands, I almost shed tears, and counted the banknotes inside with great emotion. There were six green 6 yuan, which added up to more than 1 yuan.

In conversion, the money is about 3000 RMB. Huh, 3000 RMB, the "rent" and food issues that will be due tomorrow don't have to worry about it for the time being.

Oda Sakunosuke has really helped me a lot, and I have decided that I will use the first pot of gold I earned in this world to treat him to dinner, and repay him well!

Excitedly, I took out my mobile phone and found my benefactor in twos and threes. I re-dialed the number of the male god: "Hello?"

"Hi, I'm Baxun."

"I'm sorry to bother you again, what I said just now, that is... the contract, I have already done it, I really want, I mean, I got the money, I want to use it, please eat curry, Or drink wine is fine."

"Please let me please you, please!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

On the other end of the phone, the red-haired young man sitting in the bar listened to the girl's stumbling sentence, with a helpless expression on his face. This time, Dazai Osamu did not lean over to eavesdrop, but casually shook the wine glass in his hand, and looked over with a smile: " Is it Xiaojiao again?"

"What did you say?"

"Hmm... She said she wanted to repay me by treating me to curry or drinking, that's probably what she meant." Oda Sakunosuke thought about it.

"Wait, excuse me, is drinking serious? Is she an adult?" Ango Sakaguchi couldn't drink the drink in his hand for a while, which made Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on the far right, complain in a tone: "Ango, me too You're underage, don't you forget?"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

"Sorry, because my behavior is too underage, I have forgotten."

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai didn't pay attention to Ango's question, retracted his body dissatisfiedly, turned his head to look at his good friend, and his expression returned to his usual smile: "Well, Oda Tsukuru, since she wants to repay you , you just let her come."

"Come on Lupin."

***

When I saw the word Lupin, I had a bad feeling in my heart.

I forgot to mention it before, at least I am someone who has watched the animations of Dajiangbei, and I am an author who relies on writing fanfic (formerly), and I am really very experienced in researching animation characters and original plots.

Isn't that where Dazai and the others drink!

Lupine, a place full of memories of knives in the original work, is a bar where Dazai Osamu, Oda Sakunosuke, and Sakaguchi Ango often drink. In my impression, it seems to be a small quiet bar with a small area.

But now, the word Lupin is very clearly written in the email sent by Oda Sakunosuke. Because verbal communication is not convenient, he directly typed and told me that I can go to Lupin to find him.

……

Sure enough, after a lot of hard work following the navigation software in my mobile phone, I finally found the legendary bar, where there were three faces that I couldn't be more familiar with.

"Xiaojiao, you don't seem surprised."

Osamu Dazai's arm was half resting on the bar, he didn't see the expression I wanted to see, he looked a little disappointed, I was so frightened that my face trembled, and I quickly threw the pot on my paralyzed face, I was very glad that I didn't have any wobble at ordinary times expression of desire.

Then again, seeing all three of them there, there is nothing I don't understand...

Dazai must have had a hand in the contract matter too!

Wait, save...help me, he, he shouldn't come to find the magazine I want to publish on a sudden whim, the article I wrote is... no, no, after all, I can't do it if I want it Here, it will take a few weeks until the listing. At that time, he probably forgot about this insignificant matter.

"Mr. Dazai, hello."

I pretended to be my grandson and greeted him, and my eyes fell on the other two people beside the black-haired boy: "Mr. Odasaku and Mr. Sakamoto too, long time no see."

"...I just said it this afternoon, my surname is Sakamoto... Ah bah! Sakaguchi, you must have called me right later on!"

Ango Sakaguchi was probably stunned by anger. Halfway through his speech, he was also led astray by me, and he covered his head with a headache.

"Hahahaha!" Osamu Dazai laughed heartlessly and fell down on the bar counter, wiping away the tears from his laughter: "Xiaojiao is so funny."

Grass.

I understand what he said, don't tell me, what am I!Seeing Sakunosuke Oda also looking over, I finally let go of my distorted heart, and happily held up the kraft paper envelope for him to see.

"Mr. Odasaku, I got the manuscript fee, thanks to you."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded in surprise, with a rare tone of appreciation: "Congratulations."

"But it's not just my advice, the two around me also provided help."

"That's right, Xiaojiao." Dazai Osamu took over the topic with a smile: "Obviously I give the most suggestions, in this case, you just pay the money, isn't it a matter of course to invite the new boss to drink?"

……

I looked at him blankly.

Although I vaguely heard the word money, but I didn't understand it, yes, I!He is a big illiterate who can't understand a single word!

"...Don't embarrass her Dazai-kun, let's say less than 10,000+ for our wine, she obviously can't afford the manuscript fee." Sakaguchi Ango raised his forehead and opened his mouth appropriately, and I got grateful eyes, oh no , I don't understand, um, I don't understand.

"I can't help it, I lost my wallet not long ago, ah, then Ango, please lend me some money."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

The black-haired young man was speechless, but he really took out the money in his hand. Seeing the harmonious atmosphere of the three of them, I couldn't help it, and finally asked: " That, Mr. Dazai."

"You already knew, did I know Mr. Oda Saku?"

Because his expression is less surprised than mine!

This sentence also attracted the attention of Odasaku and Sakaguchi Ango. Yes, Sakaguchi Ango has wanted to ask for a long time, since Dazai Osamu said Bingo before... Why did he have such a long face? The appearance of knowing!Anyone who didn't write information in the information knew someone! !

"Eh?"

"Because Oda Saku was involved in the incident of Kayong Cross Road Residence before?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head, and his tone was very innocent: "The person in charge of that apartment is an undercover agent, he seems to be called Sato."

"The person who reported was the leader of the ten men of the Black Lizard. Combined with a grassroots member who defected today, the leader sensed something was wrong and immediately sent me to catch him back. He has information about the organization on him. There is indeed a problem."

"But I didn't expect that JO sauce is the grassroots responsible for dealing with that guy."

"I see." Oda Saku nodded knowingly, "Dazai, you read the information about the incident of the person in charge of the apartment beforehand, did you already know that Yahiro and I knew each other?"

The red-haired young man solved his doubts as he wished, and turned around as if he wanted to explain to me that after all, a big illiterate who can't speak Japanese is standing here.

After getting the translation handed over by the male god, I couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

So when he was in Dazai's office before, he already knew that I knew his good friend Oda Tsukuru. What is the purpose of the completed mission...?

Could it be that Osamu Dazai would have thought that I would ask Odasaku for help, and ask him to accompany me to guard the arsenal?

This... Does this mean that he acquiesced!

I was a little excited, it’s really the so-called willows and flowers, and another village. Before I could look at Dazai and Odasaku with bright eyes, the brown-black-haired boy with soft hair suddenly interrupted my fantasy and poured a pot of water mercilessly. Cold water over:

"Oh right, Xiaojiao."

"You'd better not think about asking others to guard the arsenal for you."

The boy's smiling eyes opened, as if he knew what I was thinking, his iris-colored pupils were dimmed in the dim bar.