[Qing Chuan] Yongzheng's embarrassing empress
Chapter 244
Shuwan escaped from the plastic sister-in-law, but she did not escape the bill.Before she left, she paid for the table. Seeing the bill, Shuwan couldn't help complaining. The two of them were not afraid to hold on to order so many dishes.
Back in the palace, the fourth elder brother was still busy, and the children also had their own affairs. Shuwan suddenly felt very boring eating lunch alone.She regretted it a little, she shouldn't have come back from the palace in a hurry.
I used to live in the palace, and the people in my family didn't seem to be so busy.Even if the fourth elder brother, Kang Bao, and Xiaobao are not at home, Guaibao and Tana will come to accompany her for dinner.
Shuwan is not a child, and she doesn't have to be accompanied, but after living in the palace, the family has less and less time to eat together.
After dinner, Shuwan lay on the soft couch and took a nap. When she was drowsy, she always felt that a mouse had entered the room, and the rattling sound was right next to her ears.
Shuwan frowned and opened her eyes, Xiaobao squeezed beside her and said with a smile, "Er Niang! You're awake!"
"Huh? My son is back!" Shuwan rubbed her forehead.
Xiaobao handed over a cup of warm tea, Shuwan took the teacup and laughed when she saw the chestnut in Xiaobao's hand.
"I said! Where did the mouse come from in the palace? It turns out that you, a little mouse, are eating chestnuts!"
Xiaobao smiled and said, "Emiang also ate some of the fried chestnuts I bought on the street when I came back."
Xiaobao brought a clean plate and put the peeled chestnuts on the plate.
Shuwan asked him while eating, "Why didn't you write a letter in advance when you returned to Beijing?"
Xiaobao said: "To give you a surprise!"
"Xia'er surprises me, and you surprise me too... Forget it, I'm already an old man, and I can't bear so many surprises."
Xiaobao put down the plate and lay on Shuwan's lap, shaking his heavy head back and forth.
"Woooooo, Erniang is not allowed to say that I am old. I don't want Erniang to grow old. I want Erniang to be young all her life and stay with me all the time!"
Shuwan slapped Xiaobao on the back of the head, "Get up quickly, don't you know how heavy your head is? It hurts my legs!"
Xiaobao sat up straight and pouted coquettishly, "Er Niang is bad, Er Niang hates me..."
"I really dislike you!" Shuwan scolded, "Look at what you did in Jiangnan. Your daughter-in-law has heard about it in the capital. She and her mother-in-law came to the palace to ask me for an explanation. You let me How to answer? Fortunately, your letter arrived in time, otherwise I would not be able to explain it.”
Xiaobao complained, "Marrying a wife is such a hassle! What a big deal!"
Shuwan patted Xiaobao on the back of the head again, "Although you are not married yet, you have to consider her feelings when you do things. You have taken in so many girls in Jiangnan, like a womanizer, spread the word, your fiancee You have a dull face. Also, you have to think for yourself, don't ruin your reputation casually."
"What's the matter?" Xiaobao groaned, "I'm not afraid of losing face."
Shuwan was about to be pissed off by him, "Okay, okay, you are not afraid of losing face, wait for your Ama to come back, and see how he teaches you."
Speaking of Xiaobao's father, Shuwan suddenly remembered, "Have you come back to see your grandma?"
Xiao Bao blinked innocently, "Not yet."
Shuwan: "... pretty boy, you are on a business for the emperor, the first thing you should do when you come back is to return to life, right?"
Xiaobao blinked and pretended not to understand, Shuwan kicked him on the thigh, "Hurry up and find you, Ama! Don't force him to catch you!"
Xiao Bao rubbed his legs and sighed, "Oh, what a hard life. I have a jealous wife, a mother who doesn't love me, and a father who treats me like a donkey when he's busy."
"If you keep grinding, I will make your life even more miserable."
Xiaobao didn't dare to say any more, jumped up and ran out.
Shuwan shook her head, this child...
After Xiaobao came back, the palace became much more lively, he loved to eat and play, and went to Shuwan's house every day to make trouble.
With her son by her side, Shuwan is of course happy, but the fourth elder brother is not very satisfied.
He couldn't help complaining to Shuwan, "You take care of Xiaobao, I can't take care of this child!"
Shuwan defended her son, "What's wrong with Xiaobao! He is very obedient and filial!"
Fourth elder brother: "How is he so good? I arranged some errands for him, but he pushed back and forth. I scolded a few times, and he took over the errands, but he only went to the Yamen every three or five days, and completely left the errands to the subordinates." people do it!"
Shuwan said carelessly: "Then you criticize him!"
"Of course I trained him, but he didn't listen!"
Xiao Bao was like a meat hob, he smiled and said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he turned his head and put aside the instructions of the fourth elder brother, doing what he should do.
Shuwan spread her hands, expressing that she was helpless, "I can't control it either, so don't look for me."
Xiaobao is lazy by nature, and he is not the eldest son, so if you are lazy, be lazy!Shuwan thinks this is not a big problem!Furthermore, Xiaobao has always been obedient in front of Shuwan, so Shuwan has no reason to scold him.
The fourth elder brother wants his son to be more diligent, so let him find a way by himself, Shuwan is too lazy to care.
"He's your son, why can't you control him!" Fourth elder brother was very dissatisfied, "You are used to this child!"
This is simply a classic sentence pattern for parents to blame each other, Shuwan sneered back a classic sentence.
"The child is not born by me alone, why should I only take care of it. If you can't take care of it, can I just do it?"
The fourth elder brother really had nothing to say, he moved his mouth twice, and finally left a pale excuse, "You are used to it!"
Shuwan gave him a sneer back.
The fourth elder brother really couldn't control Xiaobao, and Shuwan was too lazy to do so. In the end, the fourth elder brother could only let Xiaobao go.He turned his head to train Guaibao, trying to make him a diligent prince.
The weather is getting colder and colder, and the Queen Mother's condition is gradually improving. Since the rumors subsided, her heart knot was untied, and her illness naturally recovered.
In a blink of an eye, the new year is coming again, this is the first new year after the death of the first emperor, because it is still in the filial piety period, this new year cannot be too lively.
Although this New Year should be simpler, what should not be saved is the same.On the day of Laba, there will be a lot of Laba porridge cooked in the palace. First, the masters and slaves in the palace will eat it, and second, the emperor will give it to the ministers he likes to show his closeness.
After the Laba Palace, there is still work to sweep the dust, worship the ancestors, welcome the gods... There are so many miscellaneous things, Shuwan is too busy to ask Tana to come over to help.
On New Year's Eve, Shuwan and her family get together for a New Year's Eve dinner.
Originally, Kang Bao and Xiao Bao, as adult princes, wanted to avoid suspicion because of their concubine mother.But Shuwan felt that this rule was superfluous, the Song family and the others were all old people in the house, so there was nothing taboo about having a meal together.
The fourth elder brother also felt that it was unnecessary, so he ordered people to arrange the reunion dinner in Ningshou Palace, and everyone went to the Queen Mother to have dinner together.
There weren't many people at this family banquet, but it wasn't very deserted either.The queen mother felt that this was the happiest New Year she had ever lived since entering the palace.
The queen mother smiled and told them how the palace celebrated the New Year.
"In the past, you all spent the New Year's Eve in the mansion, and you didn't enter the palace until the first day of the new year. We concubines followed the late emperor to celebrate the New Year. We didn't dare to eat too much or drink too much at this banquet. It's a good dish, but it's a pity that it got cold after a while.
It's not that the people below are not serving them wholeheartedly, it's that there are too many rules.After the dishes were served, we had to raise our glasses to toast for a while, and then we had to say a few auspicious words. After this, the food became cold and unpalatable. "
This year's New Year's Eve banquet, Shuwan put a lot of thought into it. The charcoal fire was lit under the dishes, and the dishes were always hot.
The Empress Dowager smiled and boasted: "This year, the Empress has put a lot of thought into preparing the banquet very well."
Shuwan smiled and said, "Mother Huang Er likes it, so you can eat more."
"Okay, you should eat more too." The queen mother boasted with a smile, "Today's New Year's Eve family dinner is very good, and the whole family is close."
In previous New Year's Eve family dinners, everyone had to abide by the rules, flatter the emperor, and be careful not to make mistakes.This year is different, the fourth elder brother doesn't like those polite auspicious words, everyone sits together and chats with each other.Shuwan also has no airs, she even joked with Song and others.
Such a harmonious atmosphere was never experienced by the Queen Mother, she thought to herself, probably this is the real family banquet!In the previous New Year's Eve banquets, looking at the colorful flowers, carefully savoring them, there was indifference hidden underneath.
The queen mother took a sip of the honey water, and the sweetness seemed to flow into her heart.
The fourth elder brother took some food for Shuwan, and he whispered: "Don't just care about the Queen Mother, you should eat more."
Recently, Shuwan has been too tired and lost a lot of weight.
Shuwan ate the food he picked up, "Don't pretend to be stupid, talk to Huang Erniang. This is our first New Year with Huang Erniang, don't be so embarrassing, be more enthusiastic."
The fourth elder brother pursed his lips, he moved uncomfortably, and forced a dry smile.
Shuwan: "...Forget it, stop laughing."
It's too ugly, embarrassing not only myself, but also the empress dowager.Seeing this smile, the Queen Mother was so scared that she had nightmares.
The fourth elder brother's smile disappeared immediately, and Shuwan looked at the muscle lines on his face, and suddenly noticed something.
"You...you're fat!" His face drooped!
The fourth elder brother rubbed his stomach, "I've been fat for a long time, haven't you noticed that my stomach has grown flesh?"
Shuwan didn't care about the occasion, so she reached out to touch the fourth elder brother's stomach.
"Where are the muscles? Where are your clear abdominal muscles? Why are they gone? When did they disappear!"
Shuwan spoke louder and more aggrieved, the Queen Mother looked this way.
The fourth elder brother hurriedly patted her hand away, "Keep down, I go back to sleep every day, don't you know that I'm fat?"
Shuwan smiled at the queen mother, and when the queen mother turned away from looking at herself, Shuwan gritted her teeth and said to the fourth elder brother: "Did you come back to sleep? You just came back when I was sleeping, and when I woke up, you were gone. gone!"
Moreover, there is a process for people to gain weight. It is a little fat, not all of a sudden like blowing air.Shuwan and the fourth elder brother met every day, but Shuwan didn't notice it at all.Now that she looked carefully, she realized that he had gained so much weight.
Shuwan rolled her eyes at the fourth elder brother, "Let's not sleep in the same bed tonight."
"Why!" The fourth elder brother was very wronged, "Today is New Year's Eve, a day of reunion!"
"Yeah! Today's New Year's Eve! Do you want me to sleep with your big belly in my arms?"
Shuwan was about to die of anger, the abs she had worked out with great difficulty would be gone if she said no!The abdominal muscles are not wronged!
Back in the palace, the fourth elder brother was still busy, and the children also had their own affairs. Shuwan suddenly felt very boring eating lunch alone.She regretted it a little, she shouldn't have come back from the palace in a hurry.
I used to live in the palace, and the people in my family didn't seem to be so busy.Even if the fourth elder brother, Kang Bao, and Xiaobao are not at home, Guaibao and Tana will come to accompany her for dinner.
Shuwan is not a child, and she doesn't have to be accompanied, but after living in the palace, the family has less and less time to eat together.
After dinner, Shuwan lay on the soft couch and took a nap. When she was drowsy, she always felt that a mouse had entered the room, and the rattling sound was right next to her ears.
Shuwan frowned and opened her eyes, Xiaobao squeezed beside her and said with a smile, "Er Niang! You're awake!"
"Huh? My son is back!" Shuwan rubbed her forehead.
Xiaobao handed over a cup of warm tea, Shuwan took the teacup and laughed when she saw the chestnut in Xiaobao's hand.
"I said! Where did the mouse come from in the palace? It turns out that you, a little mouse, are eating chestnuts!"
Xiaobao smiled and said, "Emiang also ate some of the fried chestnuts I bought on the street when I came back."
Xiaobao brought a clean plate and put the peeled chestnuts on the plate.
Shuwan asked him while eating, "Why didn't you write a letter in advance when you returned to Beijing?"
Xiaobao said: "To give you a surprise!"
"Xia'er surprises me, and you surprise me too... Forget it, I'm already an old man, and I can't bear so many surprises."
Xiaobao put down the plate and lay on Shuwan's lap, shaking his heavy head back and forth.
"Woooooo, Erniang is not allowed to say that I am old. I don't want Erniang to grow old. I want Erniang to be young all her life and stay with me all the time!"
Shuwan slapped Xiaobao on the back of the head, "Get up quickly, don't you know how heavy your head is? It hurts my legs!"
Xiaobao sat up straight and pouted coquettishly, "Er Niang is bad, Er Niang hates me..."
"I really dislike you!" Shuwan scolded, "Look at what you did in Jiangnan. Your daughter-in-law has heard about it in the capital. She and her mother-in-law came to the palace to ask me for an explanation. You let me How to answer? Fortunately, your letter arrived in time, otherwise I would not be able to explain it.”
Xiaobao complained, "Marrying a wife is such a hassle! What a big deal!"
Shuwan patted Xiaobao on the back of the head again, "Although you are not married yet, you have to consider her feelings when you do things. You have taken in so many girls in Jiangnan, like a womanizer, spread the word, your fiancee You have a dull face. Also, you have to think for yourself, don't ruin your reputation casually."
"What's the matter?" Xiaobao groaned, "I'm not afraid of losing face."
Shuwan was about to be pissed off by him, "Okay, okay, you are not afraid of losing face, wait for your Ama to come back, and see how he teaches you."
Speaking of Xiaobao's father, Shuwan suddenly remembered, "Have you come back to see your grandma?"
Xiao Bao blinked innocently, "Not yet."
Shuwan: "... pretty boy, you are on a business for the emperor, the first thing you should do when you come back is to return to life, right?"
Xiaobao blinked and pretended not to understand, Shuwan kicked him on the thigh, "Hurry up and find you, Ama! Don't force him to catch you!"
Xiao Bao rubbed his legs and sighed, "Oh, what a hard life. I have a jealous wife, a mother who doesn't love me, and a father who treats me like a donkey when he's busy."
"If you keep grinding, I will make your life even more miserable."
Xiaobao didn't dare to say any more, jumped up and ran out.
Shuwan shook her head, this child...
After Xiaobao came back, the palace became much more lively, he loved to eat and play, and went to Shuwan's house every day to make trouble.
With her son by her side, Shuwan is of course happy, but the fourth elder brother is not very satisfied.
He couldn't help complaining to Shuwan, "You take care of Xiaobao, I can't take care of this child!"
Shuwan defended her son, "What's wrong with Xiaobao! He is very obedient and filial!"
Fourth elder brother: "How is he so good? I arranged some errands for him, but he pushed back and forth. I scolded a few times, and he took over the errands, but he only went to the Yamen every three or five days, and completely left the errands to the subordinates." people do it!"
Shuwan said carelessly: "Then you criticize him!"
"Of course I trained him, but he didn't listen!"
Xiao Bao was like a meat hob, he smiled and said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he turned his head and put aside the instructions of the fourth elder brother, doing what he should do.
Shuwan spread her hands, expressing that she was helpless, "I can't control it either, so don't look for me."
Xiaobao is lazy by nature, and he is not the eldest son, so if you are lazy, be lazy!Shuwan thinks this is not a big problem!Furthermore, Xiaobao has always been obedient in front of Shuwan, so Shuwan has no reason to scold him.
The fourth elder brother wants his son to be more diligent, so let him find a way by himself, Shuwan is too lazy to care.
"He's your son, why can't you control him!" Fourth elder brother was very dissatisfied, "You are used to this child!"
This is simply a classic sentence pattern for parents to blame each other, Shuwan sneered back a classic sentence.
"The child is not born by me alone, why should I only take care of it. If you can't take care of it, can I just do it?"
The fourth elder brother really had nothing to say, he moved his mouth twice, and finally left a pale excuse, "You are used to it!"
Shuwan gave him a sneer back.
The fourth elder brother really couldn't control Xiaobao, and Shuwan was too lazy to do so. In the end, the fourth elder brother could only let Xiaobao go.He turned his head to train Guaibao, trying to make him a diligent prince.
The weather is getting colder and colder, and the Queen Mother's condition is gradually improving. Since the rumors subsided, her heart knot was untied, and her illness naturally recovered.
In a blink of an eye, the new year is coming again, this is the first new year after the death of the first emperor, because it is still in the filial piety period, this new year cannot be too lively.
Although this New Year should be simpler, what should not be saved is the same.On the day of Laba, there will be a lot of Laba porridge cooked in the palace. First, the masters and slaves in the palace will eat it, and second, the emperor will give it to the ministers he likes to show his closeness.
After the Laba Palace, there is still work to sweep the dust, worship the ancestors, welcome the gods... There are so many miscellaneous things, Shuwan is too busy to ask Tana to come over to help.
On New Year's Eve, Shuwan and her family get together for a New Year's Eve dinner.
Originally, Kang Bao and Xiao Bao, as adult princes, wanted to avoid suspicion because of their concubine mother.But Shuwan felt that this rule was superfluous, the Song family and the others were all old people in the house, so there was nothing taboo about having a meal together.
The fourth elder brother also felt that it was unnecessary, so he ordered people to arrange the reunion dinner in Ningshou Palace, and everyone went to the Queen Mother to have dinner together.
There weren't many people at this family banquet, but it wasn't very deserted either.The queen mother felt that this was the happiest New Year she had ever lived since entering the palace.
The queen mother smiled and told them how the palace celebrated the New Year.
"In the past, you all spent the New Year's Eve in the mansion, and you didn't enter the palace until the first day of the new year. We concubines followed the late emperor to celebrate the New Year. We didn't dare to eat too much or drink too much at this banquet. It's a good dish, but it's a pity that it got cold after a while.
It's not that the people below are not serving them wholeheartedly, it's that there are too many rules.After the dishes were served, we had to raise our glasses to toast for a while, and then we had to say a few auspicious words. After this, the food became cold and unpalatable. "
This year's New Year's Eve banquet, Shuwan put a lot of thought into it. The charcoal fire was lit under the dishes, and the dishes were always hot.
The Empress Dowager smiled and boasted: "This year, the Empress has put a lot of thought into preparing the banquet very well."
Shuwan smiled and said, "Mother Huang Er likes it, so you can eat more."
"Okay, you should eat more too." The queen mother boasted with a smile, "Today's New Year's Eve family dinner is very good, and the whole family is close."
In previous New Year's Eve family dinners, everyone had to abide by the rules, flatter the emperor, and be careful not to make mistakes.This year is different, the fourth elder brother doesn't like those polite auspicious words, everyone sits together and chats with each other.Shuwan also has no airs, she even joked with Song and others.
Such a harmonious atmosphere was never experienced by the Queen Mother, she thought to herself, probably this is the real family banquet!In the previous New Year's Eve banquets, looking at the colorful flowers, carefully savoring them, there was indifference hidden underneath.
The queen mother took a sip of the honey water, and the sweetness seemed to flow into her heart.
The fourth elder brother took some food for Shuwan, and he whispered: "Don't just care about the Queen Mother, you should eat more."
Recently, Shuwan has been too tired and lost a lot of weight.
Shuwan ate the food he picked up, "Don't pretend to be stupid, talk to Huang Erniang. This is our first New Year with Huang Erniang, don't be so embarrassing, be more enthusiastic."
The fourth elder brother pursed his lips, he moved uncomfortably, and forced a dry smile.
Shuwan: "...Forget it, stop laughing."
It's too ugly, embarrassing not only myself, but also the empress dowager.Seeing this smile, the Queen Mother was so scared that she had nightmares.
The fourth elder brother's smile disappeared immediately, and Shuwan looked at the muscle lines on his face, and suddenly noticed something.
"You...you're fat!" His face drooped!
The fourth elder brother rubbed his stomach, "I've been fat for a long time, haven't you noticed that my stomach has grown flesh?"
Shuwan didn't care about the occasion, so she reached out to touch the fourth elder brother's stomach.
"Where are the muscles? Where are your clear abdominal muscles? Why are they gone? When did they disappear!"
Shuwan spoke louder and more aggrieved, the Queen Mother looked this way.
The fourth elder brother hurriedly patted her hand away, "Keep down, I go back to sleep every day, don't you know that I'm fat?"
Shuwan smiled at the queen mother, and when the queen mother turned away from looking at herself, Shuwan gritted her teeth and said to the fourth elder brother: "Did you come back to sleep? You just came back when I was sleeping, and when I woke up, you were gone. gone!"
Moreover, there is a process for people to gain weight. It is a little fat, not all of a sudden like blowing air.Shuwan and the fourth elder brother met every day, but Shuwan didn't notice it at all.Now that she looked carefully, she realized that he had gained so much weight.
Shuwan rolled her eyes at the fourth elder brother, "Let's not sleep in the same bed tonight."
"Why!" The fourth elder brother was very wronged, "Today is New Year's Eve, a day of reunion!"
"Yeah! Today's New Year's Eve! Do you want me to sleep with your big belly in my arms?"
Shuwan was about to die of anger, the abs she had worked out with great difficulty would be gone if she said no!The abdominal muscles are not wronged!
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