[Qing Chuan] Yongzheng's embarrassing empress

The fourth elder brother is numb. Shuwan didn't care about these things when she first got married. After so many years, why did she mention this in front of her children again?At least give him some face!

The fourth elder brother said cautiously: "I'm not the only one now!"

So why do you care about so much?

Shuwan looked at him with a half-smile, "Life is day after day, year after year. What happened in the past may happen again in the future. I'm taking precautions before they happen. What's wrong?"

Fourth elder brother: "..."

With Ama in front to resist the damage, Kang Bao and Xiao Bao tacitly prepared to retreat.

Kang Bao cupped his hands to Shuwan and said with a smile, "Emiang, my younger brother and I went to study, and Erniang and Ama chatted slowly."

The fourth elder brother glared at Kang Bao. It was your business, but it involved me, and you ran away again. You are not a filial son!

Kang Bao and Xiao Bao bowed their hands to the fourth elder brother with their pitiful squawking eyes.Seeing the pity of the children, the fourth elder brother showed great mercy and waved them away.

The children ran away as fast as they could, and the fourth elder brother smiled and scolded the little bastard.

He took Shuwan's hand and sat down, "You! Listen to the wind and it's rain! Our children are well taught, those little girls' tricks don't work, they won't be fooled."

Shuwan snorted coldly, "You men look down on women too much, it's not uncommon for you to be played around one day."

The fourth elder brother smiled kindly, "I am willing to be deceived by you now, why can't you be more polite to me?"

Shuwan: "How can I trick you to lie to you?"

The fourth elder brother complained: "It's been so many years, you still pretend! You obviously know how to take care of others, but since you got married, you have pretended to be clumsy, buttoned my clothes and strangled my neck hard. I will go home and change clothes. Do it yourself, or a girl does it, you are considered virtuous if you take the clothes.

anything else!You also pretended to Erniang, you don't know how to serve people, you are clumsy, Erniang is used to it, and she doesn't like to look for you for anything that needs to be done, only fourteen younger siblings. "

Shuwan couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Rao is as thick-skinned as Shuwan, and at this moment she is also embarrassed.

"You know?" Shuwan said softly, "How and when did you know?"

Shuwan thinks she's pretending pretty well!

The fourth elder brother sighed, "I can't tell when it was, but I discovered it unconsciously. There are so many children in our family, and you feed and dress them more meticulously than the nanny. The children are clean, and my big It's time for fools to wake up!"

Shuwan knew she was wrong, so she leaned on Si elder brother's shoulder and acted softly.

"Don't be angry with me, okay? I didn't mean to lie to you, I'm just lazy."

"How can I bear to be angry with you? I'm a middle-aged man, and I'm not as attractive as children."

The fourth elder brother spoke sourly, obviously jealous of his son.

Shuwan smiled and said: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I will serve you like an old man in the future, okay?"

She explained: "There is a reason why I pretended to be stupid when I first got married! Listen to me explain!

This girl is a spoiled guest in her natal family, and she has to serve her in-laws at her husband's house, and she has to have children and take care of her uncle and sister-in-law.Even if I marry into the royal family, I will not be able to be idle if I have maids to do the rough work.

A daughter-in-law works hard without complaint, but no one is perfect, and there are always things that are not done properly, and others have to be taught.I don't want to be a cow and a horse and have to listen to the scolding in the end.

Simply because I don't know how to serve people from the beginning, so I don't have to do my job, and it's worth listening to other people's scolding! "

The fourth elder brother was so angry that he pinched her waist, causing Shuwan to hide while laughing.

"It's fine if you pretend to be someone else, but you also pretend to be in front of me?"

Shuwan thought: I just want to pretend in front of you!I can see right through you at a glance, machismo like you like stupid and weak people!

She smiled and shook the fourth elder brother, "Good brother, don't be angry with my sister, okay! I didn't know you at first! If I knew that you are such a considerate person, I would treat you like an ancestor in the early morning Serving, kneeling on the ground to serve you every day, chewing up the rice and feeding it to you!"

The fourth elder brother shook his head hurriedly, "Forget it! It's disgusting!"

The fourth elder brother sighed, he married a wife, not an old lady, it doesn't matter if Shuwan wants to serve him or not.What he needs is a partner who can spend his life with, understand him, and support him.

Turn the subject back.

"The children are young, so don't worry too much." The fourth elder brother held her hand, "Not everyone is as lucky as me to meet someone who is close and caring. Although they are our children, I also love them. They, but they may not have the luck I have. Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and their future must be faced by themselves."

Shuwan nodded, "I understand the truth, but what should be taught must be taught. They are not ordinary children, and the court is dangerous. Once they are dazzled by love, our family will have trouble."

The fourth elder brother disagreed, "You can't teach this kind of thing. If you haven't experienced it, it's almost meaningless. You don't agree to arrange a housemate for them."

This is the difference in thinking between Shuwan and the fourth elder brother. Shuwan doesn't want the children to have a housemate.One is that she is young, and the other is that she hates men taking concubines. They treat the maids of the house as slaves, even as playthings!

Shuwan pursed her lips unhappily, "Just let me try it first, if you can't teach it well, you can't teach it badly, and then you can just see my results."

The fourth elder brother stopped persuading her if she couldn't persuade her. He let go of Shuwan and ordered someone to come into the house to make tea. He seemed a little unhappy.

Friction is inevitable between husband and wife, even in loving couples.

The fourth elder brother was in a bad mood, and Shuwan didn't take it to heart. She racked her brains to teach her sons how to distinguish women with ulterior motives.

Shuwan made up some situational dialogues by herself, and visited relatives, friends and female relatives, asking about various tricks to seduce men.

Wu Fujin had suffered enough from his concubine and provided a wealth of material, ranking second.

Elder Brother Thirteen has gone through an ordeal and knows who is the most reliable, and now he is considerate of Thirteen Fujin, but Thirteen Fujin has also been angered by concubines, so the amount of material provided ranks third.

At the top of the list is the fifth princess. She has never been angry with a concubine, but when she designed the forehead, she met a few brothel girls.

The fifth princess: "Their methods are wonderful! I learned a few tricks, but the forehead is a bad person, not worth my troubles, and now it is cheaper for my sister-in-law. If my sister-in-law needs to find someone to practice for the children, I will do it for you." You arrange."

Of course it is good to practice!But what if Kang Bao Xiaobao, who has just begun to fall in love, can't help but fall in love with the actor of the fifth princess, and his dream is broken in the end, it would be too pitiful.

After all, Shuwan couldn't bear to see the children's hearts broken, so she said to the fifth princess, "Forget it! I will find you again if I need it!"

The fifth princess smiled and said, "Sister-in-law is still soft-hearted."

"Nonsense! That's my son! I'm afraid you will love your precious son even more in the future!"

The fifth princess just laughed, she didn't dare to speak harshly, she dared not say that she was ruthless enough to educate her children.

After getting the book, Shuwan went home. After more than half a month, she finally compiled the textbook and handed it to Kang Baoxiaobao.

On the day of distributing the teaching materials, the fourth elder brother and Da Gege were also there.

Kang Bao took the textbook, opened it and read the words on the title page.

"Please keep in mind that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people. Of course, the unattractive ones will also deceive people. Please be careful to distinguish..."

Kang Bao: ...

"Er Niang, why don't you let us guard against all women!"

Shuwan smiled and said: "My son is so smart, he immediately understood the deep meaning of the book!"

Shuwan turned her head and asked Da Gege, "I asked someone to write a story, have you read it? Do you like it?"

Big Gege nodded excitedly, "I like it! The story that Er Niang asked someone to make up is very good. It is adventurous, inspirational, magical and interesting. It is better than the dramas in the show! I also showed it to Kang Bao Xiaobao , they agreed too!"

Based on various fairy tales, Shuwan found a few scholars with active brains to make up some stories.

Shuwan smiled and said: "If you think it's good, then I'll find someone to draw a pattern. Then you choose the pattern you like the most, and then let the workshop make a series of toys. Ningzhuang Pavilion will give benefits to old customers, and you all make series of toys It's one of the perks."

Da Gege lowered his head shyly, "I'm sorry for the trouble..."

"Isn't it right for Er Niang to help her daughter? What's the trouble?"

Kang Bao complained that Shuwan was unfair, "Why is Erniang treating my sister differently? My sister should also be wary of men!"

Xiaobao: "That's right! What my sister listens to is fun and interesting stories, and what we listen to are sinister people!"

The fourth elder brother scolded with a smile: "Your sister will marry in the future, but you are marrying a wife, can it be the same?"

Shuwan said: "There is nothing good about men. Your eldest sister already understands this truth very well, so there is no need to teach it!"

As soon as the words fell, the fourth elder brother and the three of them all looked at Shuwan.

Shuwan pretended not to see, and affectionately brought food to Da Gege.

"Good boy, remember, old birds are all black in the world, and men are all alike. When you get married in the future, don't be fooled by sweet words."

Da Gege smiled and nodded, ignoring the faces of Ama and his younger brothers, and ate the food in suspense.

Fourth elder brother, Kang Bao, Xiao Bao: "..."

No matter how well the textbooks are compiled, it will not work without practice.

Shuwan thought of many ways, and finally found a brave little girl in the mansion who could act, and asked her to change a little according to the examples in the textbook, and then go to hook up with Kang Bao and Xiaobao.

Shuwan notified Kang Bao and Xiao Bao to let them know that this little girl was ordered to hook up with someone.

Kang Bao and Xiao Bao smiled disdainfully when they saw the little girl.

This girl was short and fat, although she had a sweet smile and was pretty good looking, but the maids serving them were not bad looking.They are already prepared in their hearts, how can they still take the bait?

Shuwan warns them that underestimating others will suffer, but Kang Bao and Xiaobao don't take it seriously.

They sent the little girl far away and prepared in advance.

The little girl was very shrewd, knowing that her elder brothers were guarding against her, she didn't go to Kang Bao Xiaobao's side at first.

After observing for a while, she found that Kang Bao was more tolerant of playful and clever girls, while Xiao Bao hadn't gotten the hang of it yet, and he liked girls who could play with him.

The little girl made a plan, first said hello to Shuwan, and then launched an attack on the two elder brothers.