i just want to bribe you

Chapter 1 Meow Meow Fun Club

The mobile phone vibrated slightly in the pocket of the school uniform. Su Miao's eyes moved, and she looked up at the Mediterranean math teacher who was drooling on the podium. She quietly reached into her pocket with her right hand to hold the mobile phone. But he took out the phone without any hesitation.

The notification sound of the news vibration comes from Taobao. Su Miao opened a sex toy store on the Internet, called [Meow Miao Sex Club]. It took him three years for the store to go from being unattended at the beginning to having a stable source of customers.

Su Miao specially set up this extremely quiet vibrating notification sound, in order to avoid customer inquiries during class, so that he can reply as soon as possible.

He looked at the teacher who was turning around and drawing chalk on the blackboard. With one hand, he erected the book to form a small partition area, and with the other hand, he quickly put the mobile phone on the desk. Turn on the phone to read the news.

Cut off his little JJ: Hello shopkeeper, I am very confused and suspicious of life now, can you chat with me?

Cut off his little JJ: It doesn't take much of your time, I just want to find someone to talk to right now.

From the other party's words, Su Miao saw the confusion about life.

Having opened a sex toy store for three years, Su Miao has seen a lot of strange problems and customers. Originally, in this business, the problems encountered will always be much weirder than usual.

After three years, Su Miao has cultivated a body of copper skin and iron bones, and she has also cultivated a thick skin. She will not blush because of customers' weird problems like she did at the beginning.

Miaomiao Fun Club: Hello, guest officer, please tell your story (*^ω^*)

Within 2 minutes of Su Miao replying to the message, the other party's message came over.

Cut off his little JJ: It’s like this, I don’t know when, my boyfriend’s desire for me is not so deep, we are not married yet, but he hasn’t had sex with me since three months ago Yes, sometimes he would look annoyed when I took the initiative to find him.

Miaomiao Fun Club: Did he empathize with someone else?

Cut off his little dick: No, actually he has reasons.

Su Miao waited for the other party to speak. While taking time to read the news, he also had to beware of the Mediterranean math teacher on the podium.

Cut his little JJ: The day before yesterday I couldn’t stand it, so I went to his house to look for him. When I went, he was taking a shower. I rushed into the bathroom on impulse and prepared to rape him. No matter how much I teased him, I found him It seems that there is no interest in me, and I can't get up...

Su Miao complained silently: You don't need to ask, men are animals that think from the lower body, your boyfriend is not interested in you, but wilted, and the chances of getting better are not high.

Thinking this way in her heart, Su Miao knew that this was also a good opportunity to make money.

Miaomiao Fun Club: Well, there are many reasons for this problem, you can use external force to help your boyfriend~

Cut off his little JJ: Shopkeeper, please bring me 20 boxes of aphrodisiacs.

Su Miao is embarrassing.

Miaomiao Fun Club: Hello, this store does not sell this drug~ It is illegal to sell this drug, and you will go to jail (*^ω^*)

Cut off his little JJ: Then what do you want me to do?

Meow Meow Fun Club: The external force I am talking about is to let you enhance your charm, and there is no limit to seduce and tempt you~ , a series of see-through outfits such as tearing net clothes, charming nightgowns, and a series of SM supplies such as more interesting binding ropes, small low-temperature candles, flirting whips, etc. Welcome to buy (*^ω^*)]

The words have been said so clearly, and the other party is quite interesting. Within a few minutes, Su Miao received a long list of order messages.

Sure enough, all the items proposed by him were on the order list, and none of them were left behind.

After such a big deal was completed, Su Miao looked at the delivery address in a good mood.

Jingrong Garden.

He raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect this to be a client from this city?Moreover, this place is also a well-known wealthy area, full of small villas.

This saves on shipping costs.

Generally, when there are orders from this city, Su Miao, the little boss, will deliver the goods to the door in person.

At this time, the customer who placed the order sent another message.

Cut off his little JJ: Hello shopkeeper, this is my boyfriend's address, you can send it directly to him.

Su Miao was typing with one hand to reply to the message. The chair she was sitting on might as well have been kicked by the person behind her.

Dazed by the money for a moment, Su Miao seemed to have forgotten that she was still in class, and directly threw away the book covering the phone, and was about to turn her head to ask what was going on.

Li Ang, who was Su Miao's back desk, almost messed up in class.

This mentally handicapped ah!

"Fuck! The teacher is looking at you! Mathematics teacher!" Before Su Miao turned around, Li Ang lowered his voice and roared anxiously. The warm face with glasses turned red with anxiety, and he just wanted to swear.

Su Miao froze for a moment, looked up at the podium, and met the eyes of the math teacher staring at him.

He just came back to his senses after being stunned for a moment, and then put the mobile phone with the screen on on the table into his pocket extremely calmly.

For a little shopkeeper who is often called by customers, it is obvious that Su Miao has done this a lot in class.

No rush at all, no panic or confusion, very calm, calm and orderly.

The math teacher who was about to be bald on the podium was about to be stared at by Su Miao angrily, but he didn't have a beard, so he could only stare dryly, his eyes seemed to make a hole in Su Miao's body.

Su Miao pretended to stare at the book seriously. In the past, things would pass quickly when he was like this, and the teachers always turned a blind eye.

But today, Su Miao stared at the book for two or three minutes and didn't hear the sound of the math teacher continuing to teach. He quietly raised his eyelids and wanted to take a look at the podium, but when he raised his eyes, he saw a piece of chalk flying towards him.

Su Miao tilted her head and dodged it as a matter of course, and even moved a little handsomely, causing the girl beside her to cover her mouth and let out an exclamation.

He was quite tall in the class, and he sat at the back. Apart from Li Ang, there was another tall classmate behind him. The chalk didn't hit the two of them, and shot on the hand-painted poster on the back blackboard with a "swish".

As the chalk fell to the ground, the nearly fifty-year-old math teacher roared, "Su Miao! Stand up for me!"

As a good student with excellent character and academics, Su Miao was very good in treating the teacher. He stood up immediately when he heard the words, and said by the way: "Teacher, I was wrong."

The math teacher seemed to have calmed down a lot because of this sentence, but he was still very upset about Su Miao playing with his mobile phone in his class.

"Su Miao, do you want to go to college or not!" The math teacher scolded him aggressively.

Su Miao didn't refute, and rationally told him that it would be good to let Mediterranean scold him a few words, otherwise if he slaps back, he will not be able to live in peace all day today.

"Su Miao, don't just rely on your studies to do whatever you want, don't pay attention to anything!"

Su Miao silently rolled her eyes.

"Now that I'm in my third year of high school, the whole focus should be on my studies. Tell me about you..."

……

Afterwards, no matter what the teacher said, Su Miao always had a good look of rehabilitating and starting over.

As if he was a little thirsty while speaking, the math teacher picked up the water glass on the desk and drank a couple of sips, then waved to Su Miao feebly and said, "Forget it, you go to stand in the corridor and listen to the class."

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