My little brother and sister are so cute
Chapter 87 Bloody Disaster
"Shop Manager, today's appearance is a bit strange."
"Ah... I didn't expect that I could see the sun the next day."
The dejected Shota threw his things on the table, then fell down on the sofa all at once, and murmured, "It's great to be alive, Tomoya."
Seeing this, Peng also stepped forward to check Xiangta's condition, and said, "There are no missing arms or legs."
"It's spiritual, spiritual."
Xiangta patted his heart weakly, and said after a moment of fear: "It's really terrible. I'd rather fight the crocodile single-handedly than do it again. Bloody disaster, bloody disaster!"
"In the end what happened?"
"Please, please don't make me recall these things."
"Oh, that's it. The store manager, you should have a good rest."
Tomoya didn't have the slightest interest in asking questions, so he left Shota and started working again early in the morning.
Shota, who thought the other party would rush to ask questions, suddenly choked up. Could it be that he doesn't care about himself so much?As long as he persists, of course he will say it.
Sensing Shota's silence, Tomoya sighed, and continued, "Say what you want."
"That's what you want to hear, right?"
"Yes Yes."
Shota, who heard Tomoya say so, turned over and got up from the sofa, and began to narrate the experience that made him terrified.
"On the slowly moving Ferris wheel, watching the sunset in the sky... Well, then, I was confessed."
"Isn't that a good thing? Who is the other party?"
"The point is, I was confessed by two girls at the same time."
"Really?" Peng Ye paused, and then said incredulously, "Two girls? There's no reason to ride the Ferris wheel with two girls at the same time."
"I don't want to either." Xiangta showed a bitter face, and continued: "But, some things develop so strangely, and they become like that before they know it."
"Which two girls are those?"
"Ayase and Yanye..."
"Sister's friend and blind date? No matter which one is a very good girl, when did the store manager start to change luck? Then which one did you choose?"
Glancing at Tomoya's expression, Shota scratched his face in embarrassment and said, "Then I asked them if they would like to immigrate to Senegal, Uganda, Libya, Swaziland, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Yemen, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar , Bahrain, Jordan, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Morocco, Somalia."
"What do you mean?"
Tomo was completely confused by the string of country names.
"Those countries are polygamous..."
"Cough, cough..." Tomoya was choked by his own saliva, and after finally calming down, he looked at Xiangta with the eyes of a scum, and said contemptuously: "I didn't expect the manager to be such a person, Well, then what?"
"Then..." Shota touched his stomach, frowned and said, "I was stabbed by Ayase."
"..." Peng also lost his composure all of a sudden.
"Then Yan Ye immediately took another stab at him."
Xiangta's face was full of fear, and he said tremblingly: "This is the most terrible nightmare I have ever had in my life. The key point is that it is not as vague as other dreams. I can't even understand every movement and every expression. I remember it all so clearly. It was horrible..."
"It's a dream." Peng also froze for a moment, then immediately ignored Xiangta's next words and said, "Since it's a dream, why are you talking so seriously!"
"But the Ferris wheel really happened yesterday..."
"Confession?"
"Fake..." Xiangta sighed and said, "It's just a very ordinary conversation, and it seems that Ayase and Yan Ye get along well, and they exchanged mobile phone numbers, but why would I Did you dream that the two of them started cutting each other? Although I think there was something more in their eyes when they left, fighting spirit? Anyway, I can’t tell.”
"Think about it every day, dream about it at night."
Peng also sneered, and then said to himself: "Shop manager, please ask for blessings."
"Don't abandon me like this, Tomoya!" Shota suddenly took Tomoya's hand and said, "I must have watched that movie called "Paradise Boat" during the day to have nightmares, but if it really happened..."
"Then the store manager, let me ask you, if Sister Xinyuan and Miss Gui confessed to you, which one would you choose?"
"How is it possible, it is impossible to confess to me, and it is not a dream..."
"I mean if!"
After being silent for more than a minute, Xiangta said, "Can I not choose?"
"Want both?"
"But the reality is different." Xiangta thought for a while, and felt that he was a little unfounded. After all, the chance of being confessed was too small, so he regained his energy, patted his face and said, "Forget it." Forget it, the most important thing is to do the present thing well!"
"I hope you don't forget the activities this weekend..."
"what activity?"
"Sure enough, I forgot, this weekend is Valentine's Day, and it's also the day when we confront that maid cafe! Really, can't you write important things into the outline, manager?"
"I don't remember at all."
Xiangta showed a look of sudden realization, and said, "Then how are you preparing?"
"The routine preparations have been prepared a long time ago." Peng also replied: "However, on the one hand, there is not enough manpower, and on the other hand, there is no plan..."
"I forgot to ask Kirino to help me... She put PLAY on me after I went back last night."
"Boss, what's the matter with you recently?"
"Is it okay to fall into the troubles of being in love?"
"When I didn't ask."
"By the way, how is Nagisa?"
"Very good, why did you suddenly remember to ask this?"
"It's so embarrassing. If you gave birth to a daughter, wouldn't I be even more troubled?"
"I hope you get stabbed soon."
Ordinary people stayed in the store for a day, ordinary people chatted with the shop assistants about some daily life, and some unusual ones were looked at by Wu Geng with "you are still alive" eyes. Shota finally finished his work day at ten o'clock in the evening. Arrived at home before [-]pm.Seeing the lights still on in Kyosuke and Kirino's room, Shouta shook his head, opened the door of his own house, and turned on the light in the living room.
"huh huh huh huh……"
Shota, humming a tune, took out a cup of barley tea from the refrigerator and drank it in one gulp as usual, then hiccupped comfortably, and was about to sit on the sofa for a while before taking a bath again.
"Hey, Kirino, haven't you taken a shower yet?"
Just when Shota was about to wash off his exhaustion and take a good night's sleep, Kirino suddenly came down from the stairs, holding pajamas in her hand, obviously she was going to take a bath.
"Humph."
Glancing coldly at Shota, Kirino closed the bathroom door with a bang...
"Really... you really want to say hello to my brother, don't you?"
Shota turned on the phone, looked at the cute Kirino on the wallpaper and said to himself: "He is really not frank."
It was estimated that about 10 to [-] minutes later, after taking a shower, Kirino didn't even look at Shota, and when he was about to go straight upstairs, he was stopped by Shota's shout.
"Hey, Kirino, can you come here for a while?"
Kirino pretended not to hear Shota's words, and prepared to go upstairs again.
"Actually, I have something to ask you for help. If you want, as compensation, I will promise you everything."
"Promise everything?"
Hearing what Xiangta said, Kirino turned his head and asked, "Whatever it is?"
"Of course, I can't do anything that is beyond the reach of human beings."
Seeing that Kirino was willing to take care of him, Xiangta quickly promised: "As long as I can do it, I will definitely do it."
"Cut." Tong Nai said disdainfully: "You perverted sister-in-law, no matter if you have this compensation, you are willing to do anything if I ask you?"
As if that were the case.Where Kirino needs his help, even if there is no such compensation, Shota will still do it enthusiastically and enthusiastically.Therefore, Kirino is essentially useless...
"Then tell me!"
In this case, the only way is to let the other party make an offer first.
"Hey." Kirino saw that Shota was so straightforward, and he was a little curious about the things that needed her help, so he asked first: "You first tell me what you want to help with."
"Weekend... weekend, Valentine's Day, um."
Shota is awkward and doesn't know how to describe this problem. After all, he is asking his sister to waste the annual Valentine's Day-although she probably doesn't have a boyfriend, it is very common for three or five friends of the same sex to hang out together on this kind of festival .
"Disgusting, do you want to ask me out on Valentine's Day?"
Tong Nai showed a hellish expression, turned his head and murmured: "Anyway, you can still find that woman."
"Ah?" Xiangta, who didn't hear the second part of Kirino's sentence clearly, had no choice but to explain: "I'm not going out to play, I just want you to come to the shop to help me..."
Saying that, Shota described the matter of the celebration to Kirino in detail, and then waited for her reply.
"Is it useful for me to help?"
"I just think that if there is a girl like Kirino as the Kanban lady, it will definitely increase a lot of popularity."
"You have a sense of vision." After Tong Nai muttered something, after thinking for a while, he said: "Let's talk about it first, if you want me to help, even as you said, it is not a problem to bring friends to help, but ..."
"but?"
"Well, we'll talk about the conditions when the time comes. Let's say yes first. You agree to whatever it is, right? As long as you can do it, it's okay even if it goes against common sense."
"Yes. As long as you open your mouth, even if you ask me to kill someone, there's no problem!"
"Who wants you to kill people? At that time, I only care about whether you can do it or not, but I don't care if you want to, hmph."
Speaking of this, Tong Nao turned around and walked towards her room. When she reached the corner of the stairs, she stopped again and said, "Yesterday... what happened when you were on the Ferris wheel after yesterday?"
"Nothing. It's just a few ordinary chats."
"That's good. Remember, don't hold unnecessary delusions. A man like you, hmph, no one likes it."
Seeing Kirino disappearing at the stairs, Shota also stood up and walked towards the bathroom, but just opened the door...
"Ah, what a careless sister, the things you replaced are just thrown on the washing machine..."
Saying that, Shota was about to reach out and throw his sister's underwear back where they should be.To be honest, as a mentally healthy elder brother, I really can't have any evil thoughts about these things about my sister.
"Bam—"
Then the door was suddenly opened.
Kirino turned back again.
"You pervert!"
Without hesitation, she punched Shota directly in the face with a flying fist, and then left here grabbing things without looking back.
Who told her to see Xiangta naked to the waist as soon as she opened the door, reaching out to grab her own fat.
"Hey..." Shota, who slipped and fell to the ground, touched his nose, and found two rows of red liquid flowing slowly...
"Sure enough, there has been a bloody disaster recently... Um, what color did you see just now?"
"Ah... I didn't expect that I could see the sun the next day."
The dejected Shota threw his things on the table, then fell down on the sofa all at once, and murmured, "It's great to be alive, Tomoya."
Seeing this, Peng also stepped forward to check Xiangta's condition, and said, "There are no missing arms or legs."
"It's spiritual, spiritual."
Xiangta patted his heart weakly, and said after a moment of fear: "It's really terrible. I'd rather fight the crocodile single-handedly than do it again. Bloody disaster, bloody disaster!"
"In the end what happened?"
"Please, please don't make me recall these things."
"Oh, that's it. The store manager, you should have a good rest."
Tomoya didn't have the slightest interest in asking questions, so he left Shota and started working again early in the morning.
Shota, who thought the other party would rush to ask questions, suddenly choked up. Could it be that he doesn't care about himself so much?As long as he persists, of course he will say it.
Sensing Shota's silence, Tomoya sighed, and continued, "Say what you want."
"That's what you want to hear, right?"
"Yes Yes."
Shota, who heard Tomoya say so, turned over and got up from the sofa, and began to narrate the experience that made him terrified.
"On the slowly moving Ferris wheel, watching the sunset in the sky... Well, then, I was confessed."
"Isn't that a good thing? Who is the other party?"
"The point is, I was confessed by two girls at the same time."
"Really?" Peng Ye paused, and then said incredulously, "Two girls? There's no reason to ride the Ferris wheel with two girls at the same time."
"I don't want to either." Xiangta showed a bitter face, and continued: "But, some things develop so strangely, and they become like that before they know it."
"Which two girls are those?"
"Ayase and Yanye..."
"Sister's friend and blind date? No matter which one is a very good girl, when did the store manager start to change luck? Then which one did you choose?"
Glancing at Tomoya's expression, Shota scratched his face in embarrassment and said, "Then I asked them if they would like to immigrate to Senegal, Uganda, Libya, Swaziland, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Yemen, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar , Bahrain, Jordan, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Morocco, Somalia."
"What do you mean?"
Tomo was completely confused by the string of country names.
"Those countries are polygamous..."
"Cough, cough..." Tomoya was choked by his own saliva, and after finally calming down, he looked at Xiangta with the eyes of a scum, and said contemptuously: "I didn't expect the manager to be such a person, Well, then what?"
"Then..." Shota touched his stomach, frowned and said, "I was stabbed by Ayase."
"..." Peng also lost his composure all of a sudden.
"Then Yan Ye immediately took another stab at him."
Xiangta's face was full of fear, and he said tremblingly: "This is the most terrible nightmare I have ever had in my life. The key point is that it is not as vague as other dreams. I can't even understand every movement and every expression. I remember it all so clearly. It was horrible..."
"It's a dream." Peng also froze for a moment, then immediately ignored Xiangta's next words and said, "Since it's a dream, why are you talking so seriously!"
"But the Ferris wheel really happened yesterday..."
"Confession?"
"Fake..." Xiangta sighed and said, "It's just a very ordinary conversation, and it seems that Ayase and Yan Ye get along well, and they exchanged mobile phone numbers, but why would I Did you dream that the two of them started cutting each other? Although I think there was something more in their eyes when they left, fighting spirit? Anyway, I can’t tell.”
"Think about it every day, dream about it at night."
Peng also sneered, and then said to himself: "Shop manager, please ask for blessings."
"Don't abandon me like this, Tomoya!" Shota suddenly took Tomoya's hand and said, "I must have watched that movie called "Paradise Boat" during the day to have nightmares, but if it really happened..."
"Then the store manager, let me ask you, if Sister Xinyuan and Miss Gui confessed to you, which one would you choose?"
"How is it possible, it is impossible to confess to me, and it is not a dream..."
"I mean if!"
After being silent for more than a minute, Xiangta said, "Can I not choose?"
"Want both?"
"But the reality is different." Xiangta thought for a while, and felt that he was a little unfounded. After all, the chance of being confessed was too small, so he regained his energy, patted his face and said, "Forget it." Forget it, the most important thing is to do the present thing well!"
"I hope you don't forget the activities this weekend..."
"what activity?"
"Sure enough, I forgot, this weekend is Valentine's Day, and it's also the day when we confront that maid cafe! Really, can't you write important things into the outline, manager?"
"I don't remember at all."
Xiangta showed a look of sudden realization, and said, "Then how are you preparing?"
"The routine preparations have been prepared a long time ago." Peng also replied: "However, on the one hand, there is not enough manpower, and on the other hand, there is no plan..."
"I forgot to ask Kirino to help me... She put PLAY on me after I went back last night."
"Boss, what's the matter with you recently?"
"Is it okay to fall into the troubles of being in love?"
"When I didn't ask."
"By the way, how is Nagisa?"
"Very good, why did you suddenly remember to ask this?"
"It's so embarrassing. If you gave birth to a daughter, wouldn't I be even more troubled?"
"I hope you get stabbed soon."
Ordinary people stayed in the store for a day, ordinary people chatted with the shop assistants about some daily life, and some unusual ones were looked at by Wu Geng with "you are still alive" eyes. Shota finally finished his work day at ten o'clock in the evening. Arrived at home before [-]pm.Seeing the lights still on in Kyosuke and Kirino's room, Shouta shook his head, opened the door of his own house, and turned on the light in the living room.
"huh huh huh huh……"
Shota, humming a tune, took out a cup of barley tea from the refrigerator and drank it in one gulp as usual, then hiccupped comfortably, and was about to sit on the sofa for a while before taking a bath again.
"Hey, Kirino, haven't you taken a shower yet?"
Just when Shota was about to wash off his exhaustion and take a good night's sleep, Kirino suddenly came down from the stairs, holding pajamas in her hand, obviously she was going to take a bath.
"Humph."
Glancing coldly at Shota, Kirino closed the bathroom door with a bang...
"Really... you really want to say hello to my brother, don't you?"
Shota turned on the phone, looked at the cute Kirino on the wallpaper and said to himself: "He is really not frank."
It was estimated that about 10 to [-] minutes later, after taking a shower, Kirino didn't even look at Shota, and when he was about to go straight upstairs, he was stopped by Shota's shout.
"Hey, Kirino, can you come here for a while?"
Kirino pretended not to hear Shota's words, and prepared to go upstairs again.
"Actually, I have something to ask you for help. If you want, as compensation, I will promise you everything."
"Promise everything?"
Hearing what Xiangta said, Kirino turned his head and asked, "Whatever it is?"
"Of course, I can't do anything that is beyond the reach of human beings."
Seeing that Kirino was willing to take care of him, Xiangta quickly promised: "As long as I can do it, I will definitely do it."
"Cut." Tong Nai said disdainfully: "You perverted sister-in-law, no matter if you have this compensation, you are willing to do anything if I ask you?"
As if that were the case.Where Kirino needs his help, even if there is no such compensation, Shota will still do it enthusiastically and enthusiastically.Therefore, Kirino is essentially useless...
"Then tell me!"
In this case, the only way is to let the other party make an offer first.
"Hey." Kirino saw that Shota was so straightforward, and he was a little curious about the things that needed her help, so he asked first: "You first tell me what you want to help with."
"Weekend... weekend, Valentine's Day, um."
Shota is awkward and doesn't know how to describe this problem. After all, he is asking his sister to waste the annual Valentine's Day-although she probably doesn't have a boyfriend, it is very common for three or five friends of the same sex to hang out together on this kind of festival .
"Disgusting, do you want to ask me out on Valentine's Day?"
Tong Nai showed a hellish expression, turned his head and murmured: "Anyway, you can still find that woman."
"Ah?" Xiangta, who didn't hear the second part of Kirino's sentence clearly, had no choice but to explain: "I'm not going out to play, I just want you to come to the shop to help me..."
Saying that, Shota described the matter of the celebration to Kirino in detail, and then waited for her reply.
"Is it useful for me to help?"
"I just think that if there is a girl like Kirino as the Kanban lady, it will definitely increase a lot of popularity."
"You have a sense of vision." After Tong Nai muttered something, after thinking for a while, he said: "Let's talk about it first, if you want me to help, even as you said, it is not a problem to bring friends to help, but ..."
"but?"
"Well, we'll talk about the conditions when the time comes. Let's say yes first. You agree to whatever it is, right? As long as you can do it, it's okay even if it goes against common sense."
"Yes. As long as you open your mouth, even if you ask me to kill someone, there's no problem!"
"Who wants you to kill people? At that time, I only care about whether you can do it or not, but I don't care if you want to, hmph."
Speaking of this, Tong Nao turned around and walked towards her room. When she reached the corner of the stairs, she stopped again and said, "Yesterday... what happened when you were on the Ferris wheel after yesterday?"
"Nothing. It's just a few ordinary chats."
"That's good. Remember, don't hold unnecessary delusions. A man like you, hmph, no one likes it."
Seeing Kirino disappearing at the stairs, Shota also stood up and walked towards the bathroom, but just opened the door...
"Ah, what a careless sister, the things you replaced are just thrown on the washing machine..."
Saying that, Shota was about to reach out and throw his sister's underwear back where they should be.To be honest, as a mentally healthy elder brother, I really can't have any evil thoughts about these things about my sister.
"Bam—"
Then the door was suddenly opened.
Kirino turned back again.
"You pervert!"
Without hesitation, she punched Shota directly in the face with a flying fist, and then left here grabbing things without looking back.
Who told her to see Xiangta naked to the waist as soon as she opened the door, reaching out to grab her own fat.
"Hey..." Shota, who slipped and fell to the ground, touched his nose, and found two rows of red liquid flowing slowly...
"Sure enough, there has been a bloody disaster recently... Um, what color did you see just now?"
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