Devil Gaiden

It's a hopeless one-way street with no turning back!

Beckoning, Xin Baji, who had almost become a ghost and animal glasses, knew his way back, and signaled the Kondo gorilla at his feet to walk away with him, stay away from the camera's shooting range, and don't lose face in front of the national audience.

Here I have to admire Sister A Miao's wrist, taming the gorilla so docilely, with just a simple gesture, the other party followed on all fours... Seeing this scene, Xin Baji couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

Human nature has been wiped out so quickly, what is presented to him now is clearly a gorilla who is satisfied with only bananas!If things go on like this, can this guy return to the human world?

There were two guys who could pick their nostrils indifferently after seeing the horror of the gorilla. Being in such a group, Shinhachi expressed deep concern.

"Hey! What did you bastards do to the chief!" Pushing away from the crowd, Takusun rushed up aggressively, and he stopped beside Kondo, the active gorilla who was originally the chief of the Shinsengumi. Pressed the handle on the side of the waist.

"Director, come back with me quickly, don't embarrass yourself here!" The top priority, the deputy director of the Shinsengumi still thinks that the gorilla who has returned to his original nature must be pulled back first, so as not to continue to embarrass him in front of everyone.

Faced with anxious shouts, this "orangutan" shikigami stared blankly at Doku-kun, then immediately turned his head away as if losing interest, and took a big banana handed by Yinsang beside him. , he peeled off the skin very carefully and attentively, then stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it with great relish, and didn't bother to look at Earth Fang any more.

To be honest, looking at that stupid face also gave him the urge to step on it a few times...

"It's useless, Duochuan-kun, now he is the 'orangutan' type shikigami used by our Wanshiwu, and he won't recover until the end of the game. Of course, there is no guarantee that he can re-evolve into an adult after the game, maybe he will Evolving into King Kong may not necessarily be possible.” He made irresponsible remarks, and his dead fish eyes contained a kind of schadenfreude smile, looking at Mr. Duo Chuan, who had bulging veins on his forehead, he patted the other party seemingly consolingly. shoulders. "Don't pay too much attention to it. It's like buying a miscellaneous brand of home appliances from a small shop without warranty. If you try to use it, you can change it if it doesn't work. Don't pay too much attention to it."

"Bastard! How could the chief be easily replaced by someone else!" Slapping the hand on the shoulder, Hijikata angrily glared at Yinshi who started to take out a banana to tease the gorilla again. Immediately, he wanted to kill this inarticulate The natural volume of the samurai was.

The saber at his waist is eager to get out of its sheath...

"Everyone, viewers, please watch! An unexpected scene has appeared. What did we see?!" The anchor Hanano suddenly raised his voice because of inexplicable excitement. I don't care if it's on his side, but exposing the unbearable image of the director to the eyes of the people of Edo...

"Turn the camera away!" The murderous glaucoma eyes, as well as the tip of the knife pointing diagonally, all these will make ordinary people turn around and run away in fright. However, at this time, the host Hanano showed her bravery and fearlessness I saw her squinting at the manic Duo Chuanjun, fully showing her contempt for violent elements, and said calmly: "See? I continued to broadcast in such a dangerous environment. However, to me The one holding the butcher's knife is a member of the Shinsengumi, a police organization that claims to be the guardian of Oedo!"

"Hey! You woman, don't spread rumors at will!"

Duo Chuan-kun's yelling, including his furious face, are clearly presented in the eyes of the people of Oedo in front of the TV... Of course, the gorilla at his feet is indispensable...

"Okay, I won't let the roaring fanatics affect the broadcast, now let's cut to the point, the picture that suddenly appeared in front of me, it is actually two men trying to snatch a gorilla desperately! Modern people are so empty Are you looking for such a new stimulus with such a strong taste! The abnormal path of the three males behind this social phenomenon is worthy of our deep thinking... We can't laugh at them, even if they look so deformed and twisted , It's so disgusting that it makes people want to vomit..."

"You woman, is there any end to it!" Duo Chuanjun, who was constantly being slandered, suddenly realized that the most important thing now is to shut up this nonsense anchor!

"What's the matter? Hijikata, what are you still doing here? Don't be lazy when you are patrolling." When he saw the gorilla, he paused. "Oh? Isn't there a nice gorilla here?" The prince of the sadistic star found it from nowhere, and put a dog chain on the neck of his chief. "Come on, come back with me after walking. Although it is good to have the self-consciousness of being a gorilla, you have to understand that you are not an ordinary gorilla, and you are still in the village, so you can't run around." Pulling hard with his hand, the shivering handsome boy no longer has any bureaucrats in his eyes, only a gorilla that needs to be pulled away by him...

However, it was obvious that this "orangutan" shikigami didn't want to leave his master just like that, but threw himself on Xin Baji's thigh and refused to let go.

"I really can't help it. Are you so fond of his thighs? Then I'll cut them off for you. You should be satisfied if you carry them all the way back." Pulling out the samurai sword at his waist, Sou-wu said The tone was as relaxed as if he was chopping melons and vegetables.

"Friends in the audience! Have you seen it? There is a new change in the situation! The situation has become more complicated, so I will give you a general overview. First, the orangutan A became obsessed with the glasses B, but at this time the glaucoma C Wanting to come out to win love, and Curly D, who has a crush on the orangutan A, also stepped in to stop the glaucoma C. Unexpectedly, a sadist E appeared behind him. What kind of trembling s breath would make things go? What about the direction of development? Speaking of which, if I explain it like this, do the audience understand it?" Getting closer to the camera, the entire face of anchor Hanano occupies almost one-third of the screen.

On the other side of the screen, in a certain izakaya in Kabukicho, Grandma Toshi flicked the cigarette ash, looked at the silver natural curls on the TV that were obscenely picking her nose at the camera, she smiled and shook her head and sighed: "These few Dude, what's going on again."

At this time, she didn't notice the white figure passing by the door...

The author has something to say: Well, we are finally back... Let's update when we try our best

71 is not just as simple as passing by, it is one of the conveniences of the public, and it is easy to move!

At first glance, the person standing in the diagonally opposite corner is just an ordinary young man with a common face, with an ordinary appearance, as if he would be forgotten soon as soon as he turned around and merged into the vast crowd, and his whole body was full of The only thing that makes people feel somewhat unusual is perhaps the spotless hunting clothes.

Recently, this attire is very familiar to the people of Edo. Every morning when you open the window, you will often see onmyoji walking in groups, chatting and laughing casually, passing by the door of the house. They come from all over the river. The large-scale Onmyoji Contest has become a hot topic in the streets and alleys recently.

However, it would be somewhat strange if there was such a single onmyoji wandering around at this time.

Standing at the door of the izakaya, Xiaoyu leaned the mop in her hand to the door, looked at the pure white figure circling among the houses not far away, and then glanced back at the TV in the room. While the match was playing, she didn't go over to watch it with Catherine and Granny Dengshi, but took the initiative to take up the cleaning task. Therefore, she didn't understand it very clearly, but only vaguely heard the anchor's report , an incestuous story about many men fighting over a gorilla.

In view of the great research value of the reported incident, Xiaoyu, who is determined to understand human beings, carefully wrote this content into the database. After the update, the mechanical maid walked towards the man who was still wandering around. She saw Seeing the movement of the other party scratching the back of his head from time to time, comparing the data, and based on her not too deep understanding of human beings, she felt that this young man must have some difficulties and needed help.

How can we help?

Xiaoyu thought about it seriously, and suddenly, the electronic circuit in her brain burst into a spark of inspiration. She understood that according to the latest information, she might provide a gorilla. After her careful analysis, this thing should even be able to comfort many people at the same time. the hungry soul of a man.

"Excuse me, do you need any help?" Xiaoyu walked over, she stared into the other person's eyes, hidden in her sincere eyes was a strong hope that no one knew.

[Orangutan, orangutan!Tell me you want orangutans! 】

Xiaoyu is a mechanical maid who is diligent in learning. She really wants to flexibly apply the newly acquired knowledge to reality. If the man in front of her really expresses her desire for orangutans, then she will... take him to the zoo ...

It seems that human males are very self-satisfied even just by looking at them. Otherwise, why are erotic comics and some pornographic discs in dark shops always so popular?

However, as for how those men are satisfied... Every time this question is asked,