Devil Gaiden

At the same time, the little curly hair is staring at the ball that has been dyed a miserable green, and the soft silver natural curl is dotted with a few tender pink petals that are falling down. "It is said that because of the cherry blossom festival, the proprietress of the dumpling house prepared dumplings for free for the students in the private school. There are only ten dumplings per person, which is not enough. But why did the sauce for me be super spicy mustard? !"

"Calm down, Ah Yin. At this time, we can only rely on ourselves to fight for it." Throwing the lunch box aside, Haijiang slowly raised his head, and a pair of light silver eyes glanced coldly at everyone present, as if looking at Generals in the overall situation generally have sharp eyes.

"Well, do you mean to start with those guys? It's time to snatch them before they stretch out their claws towards their bento boxes, and turn those obtrusive smiling faces into mournful faces. The dumplings are all ours. ! Speaking of which, don’t you start with the closest one, such as the wig…”

The two little heads got together, the little curly lowered his voice, and glanced maliciously at the wig gentleman behind him several times.

"Mr. Songyang, my dumpling dipped in cherry sauce is delicious. You should try it too." Forked a dumpling with a bamboo stick and stretched it to Teacher Songyang's mouth. The innocent little wig's eyes sparkled Shining, completely indulging in the gentle smile of the other party.

"Get out of the way!" He grabbed the wig gentleman by the ponytail and pulled him aside. Gao Shan also took the opportunity to kick him, temporarily ensuring that the competitor fell to the ground. The dumpling was held in front of Teacher Songyang. "Teacher, eat my pineapple sauce, it must be better than the wig!"

"Whether it's cherry flavor or pineapple flavor, the teacher likes it very much." Patting Gao Sugi's head, Teacher Songyang lifted up the small wig that fell in the dirt pile, and patted the dust off his body very carefully .

"Anyway, let's not get involved in that farce. Compared with the world where the two idiots fight for favor, the world of Tuanzi is more vast and boundless."

"So now is the real deal? The plan is..."

"Don't worry." He stretched out his hand to wrap around Little Curly's shoulders, and put on a friendly look between the two brothers, a cunning smile faintly appeared on that seemingly innocent little face. "Soon there will be a lot of idiots automatically delivered to your door, hehehe..."

And the so-called idiot group in the mouth of a certain devil is sitting around under a cherry blossom tree, all small green leaves are surrounded by a hefty banana leaf, casting an aggrieved look at the silver natural scroll.

"Wuuuu... Boss Sugimoto, did you see that? Our beautiful classmate Kaliao Haijiang is so close to Shi Yuyan Natural Curly, and they are all hooked up! Why is this happening? Obviously I was looking forward to the cherry blossom festival before. I was able to sit and chat with cute girls under a tree and eat bento, but in the end, I was still stuck in a crowd of men and smelled sour body odor. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." With snot and tears, the kimono sleeves were wiped The little brother who was in a mess cried plaintively to his elder brother.

"Shut up! Do you think I'm not sad, big brother? It's a shame that a guy who can flick boogers anytime and anywhere is more popular than me. What's wrong with me?" As the little leader of the student gang, Sugimoto felt deeply disappointed, and glared resentfully at the little curly who was picking his nostrils.

Women and food are both taken together, is this unhygienic natural roll a winner in life?No, he will never admit it!

Therefore, at this time, he must act, for his classmate Galiao!

With firm and steady steps, looking directly at those dead fish eyes full of contempt, Sugimoto walked towards the target person without flinching, his tall and strong body exuded a special...heaviness like a hill feel.

"Well, that... Would you like to eat dumplings with us, Mr. Jia Liao?" The face of the rough uncle who did not match his actual age was flushed, and Sugimoto pouted and pointed at the short fingers uncomfortably, like caterpillars. Twirling in the same way, a pair of big feet wearing extra-long special-size shoes rubbed against the ground vigorously, making people think of someone digging a hole...

In the end, Sugimoto-san never dared to face that fierce little curly-haired man, so he could only pursue his goal in a detour.

He should look cute now, right?Right?

When I saw the girls in the class shy in this pose before, a large group of boys could be cute, so he must be twice as cute because of his body shape that is several times that of ordinary girls!

"Ugh..." Covering his mouth and retching for a while, the little curly-haired Yinshi blinked his dead fish eyes, and said in a sympathetic tone: "Sugimoto, I didn't expect that when we all didn't notice , Your brain has been damaged more than a wig. Don't worry, I will try my best to forget your idiot appearance, go home and get a good treatment, everyone will wait for the day you recover."

"What, this annoying tone of pity! Don't you understand how cute that pose was just now?"

"Cute? Could it be that you set up a great ambition at such a young age, and you want to move towards the goal of being the number one ladyboy in the world? Oh, I get it, let's work hard!"

"I don't want to talk too much with you curly hair, I'm just asking if Jia Liao would like to sit with us." Jumping to the side, dodging the booger that suddenly bounced, Sugimoto continued to ask without giving up.

"How is this possible? Compared with you strangers who can only call her classmate Jialiao, Haijiang and I are very close. We both made an appointment to eat dumplings together. Of course, in the future, even if it becomes Even old men and old ladies have to eat dumpling together.”

Yes, we have an appointment, let’s eat up your dumplings together!

"Humph, I'm hooked, I'm hooked." Putting his right hand on Curly's shoulder and whispering softly for a while, Haijiang raised the corners of his lips and showed a bright smile that dazzled Sugimoto.

"Oh, it's a rare cherry blossom festival. If you quarrel over a trivial matter, it will ruin the atmosphere of cherry blossom viewing too much. I have a proposal, which can not only stir up the atmosphere, but also resolve this small dispute peacefully."

"Let's play a game. I will naturally do what he wants for the winning side. I will sit with them and enjoy the cherry blossoms and eat dumplings. But this is not enough. Use all the dumplings you have as bets!"

"That's right! For food and mates! Males have competed cruelly for this since ancient times. When you were stupid monkeys who could only squeak, you already started holding bananas and chasing the red buttocks of female monkeys. Wake up, the hormonal turmoil inherited from ancient times! The loser is the defective product eliminated by nature!"

"What should I do, big brother, I'm so scared. I always feel that once I lose, I will lose the chance to evolve forever. Can my genes really be passed on smoothly?" With tears streaming down his face, he grabbed Sugimoto's trousers.

"Iijima, don't be afraid. For women and food, bravely advance in the torrent and constantly surpass yourself. Only in this way can you rise up in the evolution of human beings. I feel that the sleeping blood has responded to my call, and it has awakened! Come on, Now I feel infinite power coming up, I will not be afraid of anything anymore! Oh oh oh..." With both hands beating his chest, Sugimoto let out a high-pitched cry.

"This guy, is the gorilla blood awakened?" A wild cry echoed in his ears, and the little curly continued to pick his nostrils indifferently.

"Very good. It seems that everyone has no objections. Then I will introduce the rules of the game in detail. First, divide them into two groups. The first group will only have Ayin alone, and the second group will be a dozen or so people headed by Sugimoto." Classmates. Everyone has a bag tied around their waist, which is filled with ten dumplings. Both sides use bamboo sticks to take the glutinous rice balls from each other's bag and eat them into their mouths. The guy who eats the dumplings first loses. Sugimoto’s group can send a total of five people, and Ah Yin has only one person to support him, but in order to balance the difficulty, Ah Yin can use two bamboo sticks at the same time.” While talking, Haijiang handed it to him with a smile. There are two long and sharp bamboo sticks when picking silver. "Leave it to you, even if it runs from one part of the temple to the other end, it's no problem to string the head together like a ball."

"Boss, no matter how you look at it, we feel that our side has the upper hand."

"Well, I think so too. As long as it's not a swordsmanship competition, the arrogant natural scroll is an extra bamboo stick, what can he do? Food and women are mine! Oh oh oh..." He beat his chest again Huh, the boss Sugimoto stepped into the trap of the devil and curly hair complacently.

In fact, it was much more tragic than he imagined.

"Hey, where are you going to fork!" Sugimoto stretched out his hands and firmly covered the most important part of a certain man, no longer caring about the balls in the bag being quickly grabbed.

"Ah, I'm sorry, because the top and bottom are round, so sometimes it's a bit unclear." With both hands bowed, the bamboo stick was forked down again violently, and the little curly mouth showed an evil smile. "You have to trust me, I just want to plunder your dumpling."

"You are clearly trying to plunder the source of my strength!"

"Speaking of which, it's easy to confuse the top with the bottom, and it's inconvenient to compete, why don't I help you get rid of them all together!" The bamboo stick flew and poked Sugimoto's hands in front of his crotch viciously.

"I abstain, I abstain!" Shouting loudly and running away in tears, the boss Sugimoto fled away protecting his masculinity.

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