Devil Gaiden

The cold sweat came out, in short, he raised his hand and wiped his forehead, then looked around at the audience around, but...

The silver natural curly yawned lazily, and lay his head on Haijiang's lap limply like a boneless jellyfish, with a pair of dead fish eyes half-closed lifelessly, he scratched his cheek while He said in a low and nasal tone: "Auntie, I advise you to take your son to the Kongzhi Orangutan Mental Hospital as soon as possible. There is a discount for early reservations, and in such a natural environment, you can spend every day with a group of energetic gorillas. Picking bananas together and eating them will heal even the filthiest soul. By the way, the Shinsengumi is precisely because there is a dank gorilla sitting in the town, and the glaucoma rage and the devil shaking s in it can barely walk in the murderous world. On the edge, they are still able to walk upright on the road and endanger society.”

Turning over comfortably, he faced directly to the side of Haijiang, instead of looking at the poor man who was said to have tears in his eyes, Yinshi stretched out his index finger and pointed to his left ear. "The next step is this side, dig a little deeper."

"Yin Sang, it's hard for a guest to come, how can you treat him like this. Also, the place you just mentioned is clearly a zoo, right? The place where you should really pick bananas with your companions every day is clearly in the Zhenxuan Group Village That one! So, I’m definitely not talking about you, Mr. Heita, calm down, please calm down..." He rushed over to comfort the frail man who had started to cover his face and cry, and Shinpachi looked at the blood that kept oozing from between the other’s fingers. With tears in his eyes, he hurriedly shouted at Haijiang: "Miss Boss, hurry up and think of a way, if you spoil this good-for-nothing, we'll all have to drink the northwest wind. Stand up, at least let him stand up quickly!"

"It's not difficult to stand up. In the face of a beauty that makes one's heart beat, men will always stand up involuntarily, especially at night..." With his back to Shinpachi, he stretched out his hand to scratch the itchy buttocks, Gintoki He muttered softly: "But, if the other party is an unappetizing uncle... God, please spare Yinsang, his orientation has not deviated."

"I've been rejected, am I rejected? Mom..." Blowing his nose vigorously, Pingtai, who suffered another mental trauma, pulled the aunt's sleeve and wiped his nose and tears all over it.

"I'm not talking about the kind of standing up! I think your thinking is completely deviated to the wretched country." He yelled at Gintoki madly, and Shinpachi turned his head to cover his face with his sleeve and cry Pingtai scolded: "And you, why are you making a mess! Where is your focus!"

"Okay, okay, Xiaoxin, don't be angry. In fact, I think it's pretty good to be like Yinsang now. A man who is usually useless will only look exceptionally handsome when he shows his talents at critical moments. Well, that's it. Like, like..." Looking at the ceiling, after thinking for a moment, the seemingly kind proprietress showed a soft smile, and said in a very bright tone: "It's like a dirty, hopeless piece of wood. Disgusting rag, covered in a mess of red, yellow and yellow slime, but if you just flip it over, it's clean and white again, ready to be messed up again."

"Boss, please stop talking, I suddenly feel nauseous... You are obviously slandering Yinsang." Imagining such an unbearable dishcloth in his mind, Xinpachi suddenly felt his stomach churning, and quickly covered it mouthed.

"What? Xiaoxin doesn't like such metaphors? He's really picky." Smiling and waving his hands, Haijiang went on to say kindly: "Let's be blunt, in fact, this kind of outer packaging looks gray at first glance. A man who is not flirtatious and not eye-catching is very valuable to dig deeper, the more you dig deeper, the more interesting things will be dug up." The ear picks are constantly digging and stirring in the ear holes...

"No, I don't think it's better for you not to delve into it too deeply, so maybe his life expectancy can be longer." Hearing the continuous broken sound from Yinsang's ear, Shinpachi looked at the gleaming silver earcup , Subconsciously covered his ears.

At this moment, he seemed to see the real body of the lady boss.

It is completely a piece of boundless filth in the dark abyss, if you stay there, it will rot completely without knowing it, no, in the end it will directly rot into a pool of ooxx unknown objects!

Thinking about it this way, in the eyes of Xinpachi, Yinsang of Wanshiwu has directly become a foreign object that can only be called a lump...

Shaking his head desperately, he looked at another staff member of Master House.And the other party is...

"Damn it, beat him to death!" Holding the book in one hand and waving his fist in the air with the other, Little Kagura lay down on the sofa.

"What are you doing! Can't you see that there are guests? How can you put on this look."

"What am I doing? Can't you see Shinpachi? Really, I've told you before, pay attention to protecting your eyesight, Aru." Looking away from the page, Kagura turned to Shinpachi's face Slowly stretched out his feet.

"Speaking to me so kindly all of a sudden, Kagura-chan, has your conscience finally been brought back by Dingchun? I..." He was about to sigh, but when he saw the enlarged feet in front of him, he finally stopped talking.

The smooth and round toes moved, and nimbly clamped the frame between the toes, bringing the real Xin Baji body in front of the girl.

Bend his legs, put the pair of glasses in front of the book, and Kagura said to it: "Come on, Shinpachi, let me tell you, this is the novel Aru, which is very popular among girls in Kabukicho recently, if you don't read it It will become glasses that have been eliminated by the trend of the times. The author is an alien hunter who has risen rapidly among the major galaxies in recent years. What is the pseudonym? The life of fighting little monsters, but still insisting on daily updates. The latest new work has also been published in a separate volume, well, this is this one." Waving the book at the glasses on his feet a few times, Xiao Kagura completely ignored the new book. A dispirited face.

"Hey, I'm here! What's the matter with your contemptuous attitude?!" Xin Baji desperately defended human rights, but nothing came of it...

"The beginning of this work, that is, the beginning of all evil fates, is that a woman from the White Fish tribe met a boy from the Night Rabbit tribe who smashed her keyboard when she was a girl. She, as the heroine, was a cowardly good-for-nothing at the beginning. , as the male protagonist, he is the ultimate invincible bloodthirsty monster in the universe. In short, this is an inspirational story of a female protagonist who wanders around the universe to practice, in order to stimulate her own Saiyan power to challenge the limit, and vows to finally pluck all the male protagonist's stupid hair .By the way, the male number two who played the third most scenes is an uncle who only knows how to play pachinko all day. Generally speaking, the male number two should be a handsome guy who is infatuated and hardworking, but this is different. The novel setting seems to have attracted a lot of people. It’s the uncle’s rubbing to set off the handsomeness of the brother. Damn, what’s so good about this kind of man, why everyone calls Nissan Saigao! It’s so mad, let me recall Speaking of that bastard... I really want to pull out this male lead and beat him up!"

Angrily slapping the book on the table beside him, Kagura jumped up from the sofa, cursing viciously, and punched the air alone.

At this moment, loud applause suddenly resounded in the room, and the aunt of the dumpling house embraced Pingtai who was sucking his thumb and sobbing softly in her arms. Twisted smile.

"Oh, are you two bad boys bullying my Mrs. Xiaoping?"

Stretched out two big hands from under the high-altitude hood, pinched the heads of Xiao Kagura and Yinshi respectively, lifted them up, twisted the necks of the two, and forcibly turned to his direction, the huge and mighty body of the aunt approached , surrounded by a dark purple grudge, she seemed to have transformed into an invincible female Vajra, exuding overwhelming pressure.

"Let me tell you, don't look at my Xiaoping as a man, in fact, his mind is extremely delicate, which is really different from my mother." Looking at his son who was still wiping his tears with the hem of his clothes, Hei The transformed aunt rolled up her sleeves, revealing perfect arm muscles comparable to Brother Arnuo.

"You guys are, indeed, very different..." Yinsang said in a stammering manner, and Yinsang's eyes rolled around in their sockets.

"Oh hehehe, it's good to understand. Although you have hurt my little Pingta's heart again and again, but this time, please listen carefully again."

Putting down the two of them, she gently patted Pingtai on the back as a sign of encouragement, and the aunt let her son sit back on the sofa again.

"Well, then please listen to me again." Coughing a few times, the middle-aged man wrapped the blanket tightly again and looked around nervously a few times, as if he was worried about getting out of the dark. Some kind of monster will suddenly pop out of the place, and it took a while to calm down, and then said: "Speaking of it, the 'small steel ball rolling at midnight' is actually a strange story that has been circulated decades ago. It is said that A long time ago, a man who was obsessed with small steel balls died suddenly in the store. From then on, every midnight in this store, when the man died, the last machine he used before his death would automatically run Get up, Dang, Dang, Dang... The steel balls are rolling... Not long after, that shop was closed, but every night, the sound of small steel balls will be heard on time, Dang, Dang, Dang..."

"Uncle, you don't run a steel ball shop, no matter what you do, it has nothing to do with you, Alu." Picking his nose, he was thinking