Devil Gaiden

Natural curls, no more screams, bean-sized teardrops slipped silently from the small round eyes, moistening the shiny and smooth fur, it glistened with tears, everything was said in silence...

"Haha, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything." Turning around with a whoosh, Yinshi quickly threw away the small chalk, the crime tool, with his hands behind his waist, and swaggered over the unconscious black-clothed man on the ground. "Yin-sang, I've been a little dizzy recently, so it's an illusion to see some rebellious electric shock mouse playing with noodles. Well, it may be that the glasses of such a high number make me dizzy, but since Mr. Yinba If you are a teacher, of course you can’t live without glasses, which is one of the standard equipment for teachers, it’s like you can’t live without "Jump" if you have a young heart."

Putting on his glasses again, under the entanglement of the painful humming spreading from his feet, Mr. Ginba stepped on the profile of a comatose uncle, leaving a distinct slipper print, and he silently sighed in his heart The nearest rug felt really special to his feet. After being creative, he waved his arms in the air like a blind man for a while, and finally he touched the table along the wall and stood in front of the blackboard again.

"Anyway, classmate Ana, let's start the formal lecture now, and just listen to the teacher. After all, I'm so dizzy that I can't even hold the chalk steadily. How can I scribble on something like a child? graffito……"

Hearing this, the "what" who was deprived of his name raised his face with the big cross drawn high, tears rolling down his face, and just looked at Yinsang sadly for a while, showing no sympathy for that Looking at its owner with a smile like this, it has given up any hope.

"Okay, Ana, I've heard you say that you are not popular and have not left a message? Don't worry. Mr. Ginpachi, I have already thought of two countermeasures for you. First of all, people are visual animals. I'm always attracted by the appearance first, if you think about it from this point, I specially prepared this for you..."

Clearing his throat and moving his glasses to his forehead, Yinsang took up the pointer again and tapped heavily on the blackboard, as if to send a clear signal that he had been quietly eating glutinous rice balls in the corner before. Haijiang nodded tacitly, and took out a hanger from behind.Well, to be precise, the focus should be on the hanger...

"Yes! It's high-sole swimming trunks! As long as you wear this to take a photo, and then put it on the copy as the cover, no matter it's click-through rate, favorites, comments, etc., it will definitely go up. At that time, you must There will be a lot of guys who are excited, asking for your address and mobile phone number under the text...how about it, this idea is very...wow!"

A hard and slender pen flew in front of him, the sharp pen tip was dancing with metallic cold light, and accompanied by the screaming sound of breaking through layers of air, it was inserted flatly into the curly bangs on the forehead of Mr. Yinba, shocking The starting point is a bloody flower.

"What, you're not satisfied? You're such a picky little girl. Fortunately, the teacher prepared two choices in the first plan." He calmly pulled out the pen from his head, letting a stream of blood flow down the middle of his forehead, Dividing the face into funny halves from the middle, Mr. Curly reached out and took another hanger from Haijiang, shaking it in front of Ana.

"If you don't like the previous style, let's change it. How about this bikini? It's as passionate as a hot pepper. Just looking at it will make people burn passionately until it turns into ashes. By the way, Haijiang is very hot every night I wore it for Ginpachi-sensei to see, but it drained my nosebleeds many times. Of course, if I want to untie it, it's easy... huh!"

The chalk eraser rushed out of the slanted thorns rotated 360 degrees in the air, scattering white powder, and finally came into close contact with Yinsang's mouth at zero distance.

"Ayin, how can you talk nonsense regardless of the occasion." The long bamboo skewers were whirling between his slender fingers, making him recall with nostalgia and emotion the flying poke when he first met his childhood sweetheart. .

Thinking about it this way, the center of his eyebrows seems to be a little painful again...

Glancing at Haijiang standing against the wall with lingering fear, Yinshi subconsciously rubbed his brows, and spat out the chalk powder that flew into his mouth.

"Teacher Yinba, how long will you come up with your bad idea?" The celestial girl slapped the table and stood up, her peaceful smile couldn't conceal the bulging veins on her forehead, and the writing desk under her hand was instantly covered with lines that were about to be torn apart.

"Really, this doesn't work, that doesn't work either! Are you trying to force Teacher Ginpachi to take out the ultimate weapon? Then stop the update! Stop the update!" Slamming the pointer on the ground, Teacher Ginpachi seemed very upset He jumped up and continued to jump and trampled several times, until he trampled the small stick on the ground into several pieces, then he stopped, took off his white robe and threw it on the sofa. He rubbed his curly hair with a tired face sat down on the chair.

"Isn't the simplest measure like this? Don't leave a message. In fact, I can understand it. It's like throwing away the box after drinking strawberry milk, and washing your hands after going to the toilet. After enjoying the pleasure, everyone will There is a sense of laziness that is too lazy to finish. So, it’s okay to take measures like the feeling of not giving strawberry milk and not letting the other party go to the toilet to make the other party suffocate? However, after all, it is difficult for them to understand the hard work of the farmer uncle I planted a hundred acres of land, but it just happened to meet the drought season that doesn't show affection, and I only harvested a few shriveled corn kernels. So, it's broken, I don't look at it anyway..."

Picking his nostrils a few times, and then rubbing it on the whimpering Pikachu very skillfully, Yinsang took a few mouthfuls of the strawberry milk poured on the table, irresponsibly shaking the girl's determination.

"But... do you want to stop watching for a while?" There was a severe torment in her heart, as if her soul had been split in two, and she had become a double-faced person, and a fierce debate between angels and demons was going on in her mind.

"What else is there to look at? You're going to be treated like a jitter. Being too hardworking is not a good thing. Even if I, Yinsang, are the most unmotivated male lead in the history of Jump, I'm not the number one in popularity every year. So , Break, break, play games, go to Hawaii for vacation, etc..." After saying this, the silver natural volume took out the latest "jump" and started to look through it.

"But..." He hesitated, the seesaw in his heart seemed to be tilted to one side.

"Huh, Ana, do you still have to worry about such meaningless things? Uncle has already told you, stop being obsessed with such meaningless things, there are more things in life that require you to take responsibility Therefore, abandon this place and face the future, an astonishing crisis is coming to our White Fish Clan! The crazy rabbit is calling you from afar, brave girl, go and create blood... ah!"

"Uncle, bloody or something has been successfully born on you." He raised the writing desk over the top and slammed it viciously on the ground. I've said it many times, "Chun Yu" is nothing to do with me, I just want to do what I want to do according to my own ideas. The relationship with "Chun Yu" should have ended in Dad's generation. In short , don't bother me any more..."

"Ana, don't you just have the heart to see all your people being killed? Your father, Brother Atun, is..." He slapped the writing desk on his stomach several meters away. The carp stood up and jumped up.

"Uncle, you misunderstood me. I'm not as powerful as Daddy. How can I win the overnight rabbit? Now I'm just a nerd who likes to stay at home!" Turning her face away, Ana didn't say anything Take another look at uncle in black windbreaker.

"Ana, you..." walked forward, organizing his words to try to persuade Ana, when the troubled Uncle just walked to the main entrance of the entrance, but was hit by the door that flew over suddenly He was upright, and fell to the ground again.

For two days in a row, the façade was lost, and outside the empty door frame, which looked desolate, there appeared a man with a red umbrella, a light stubble, and a scruffy uncle appearance.

And beside him, the young lady who was only twelve or thirteen years old showed a very bright smile, which was in stark contrast to the cold and hard expression of the umbrella man.

Looking slowly across the people in the room, the uncle of the Yetu tribe asked in a steady voice: "Where is Xiandou?"

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An unbearable silence filled the air, and there was silence all around. The sullen-faced uncle put away his umbrella, stepped across the threshold and strode into the house. He raised his volume again, and said in a marble-like voice: "Xiandou , each grain contains pure Saiyan power, no matter how exhausted and dying a person is, as long as he eats such a grain! The waist is no longer sore, the legs are no longer weak, and one breath..." Suddenly, the red Uncle Umbrella held his right fist against his lips and coughed a few times, turning his face away in embarrassment. "Sorry, made a mistake."

"Afu Rabbit, what is Saiyan Power? Although I don't understand it, it feels very powerful. Does it mean that having Saiyan Power will make you stronger? Now, if that's the case, I also want to have Saiyan Power Already." Holding a small umbrella under her arm, the little Zhengtai, whose eyes were already smiling into two curved lines, raised her fair and tender face and asked in a somewhat soft child's voice.