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Before polluting everyone's breakfast, Xiao Ba raised his hand to cover his mouth in time, blocking the soup in his elbow.

The price is choking.

"Hey, is it okay?" Gojo Sukuna hastily pulled a few tissues and handed them over, "Are you an idiot? You can choke on soup?"

"Ahem..." The person who was asked covered his mouth and nose with a tissue and coughed earth-shatteringly. He couldn't spare time to answer the question, so he could only wave his hand to show that he was fine.

"Why are you so surprised?" Bishuiliu had already started to close the contact, and when the electric wheelchair was rolling, he came to the table and asked, "Mr. Demon and I joined forces, you should have known about it a long time ago, Xiao Ba , what are you surprised about?"

"Of course I was surprised that you exposed your allies like this! I guessed that there is no evidence. There is a huge difference between you and you directly answering the answer!" Xiao Xiao who had just calmed down Ba immediately said loudly, with a face close to collapse, "Aren't you going to hide from the hostage to prevent her from knowing the self-consciousness of your deployment and plan?!"

"Why?" Bishui asked puzzled, "I hope you can understand Jungle more deeply and understand my thoughts, so maybe you can change your mind and join me?"

This time Xiaoba really felt strange: "...why do you insist on letting me join you?"

She didn't pay much attention to it before, but after mentioning this matter again and again, she finally felt that something was wrong:

Could it be that he knew that he had become the Colorless King?

Not too possible.

The process of becoming a king was completed in the Royal Pillar Pagoda. In the core area of ​​the King of Gold, Bishui Liu should not have the ability to spy-if he can even penetrate into the hinterland of the King of Gold, he will not Need to wait for the strongest king of the earth to be weak.

When I left the Yuzhu Pagoda, I was in the form of a cat, and the other party tried to break their heads, but they couldn't think of it as a human being and a cat when they came out.

And based on her observation, the green group really didn't know that she was the new colorless king.

Besides, is there any other reason for Bishui Liu to want her to join?

"Xiao Ba knows what I want to do, right?" Bi Shuiliu said without concealing it, "After you told Mr. Pan about the time he adopted me and this relationship, Xiao Ba guessed how I became king yes, right?"

Xiao Ba was silent for a while, and said, "The Kaguto Meteor Crater Incident."

"The correct answer." Bi Shui showed a very subtle smile, "Xiao Ba also guessed what I want to do after going through that great change—you guessed my thoughts, didn't you? "

"Let everyone become a king and have the power to protect themselves in such a disaster. This is the result of your thinking." Xiao Ba sighed, looking directly at Bi Shui Liu who had understood his thoughts without hindrance and was so happy that his eyes lit up. , "So what if you know? I said it when we first met, and I understand that you would think that way - after experiencing such a disaster, it is actually human to have this kind of thinking - but I understand, That doesn't mean I agree with you."

Panzhou Tianji, who had just sat down, was startled, and then looked at the girl with different pupils who had calmed down in disbelief: From that little bit of information, so much can be deduced?

"Why? I don't understand. If it's that kind of world, where everyone can have the ability to protect their own king, Xiaoba, your parents wouldn't have died in a car accident like a joke, would they?" Sitting The green king in the wheelchair explained why he was so persistent in wanting her to join, "We are the same, in a completely unexpected man-made disaster, in a joke-like accident, lost everything, lost In the whole world, only we survived."

In the crater of Kagudu, only him who became the king and Iwan-san who was the king of ashes survived.

In the accidental car accident, only Xiao Ba, who was not at the scene, survived.

"I want to change this world - in a world where everyone has the power of a king, when a disaster strikes, everyone can use their own strength to protect themselves, so that such tragedies will never happen again, this is not good ?"

Bi Shui Liu stubbornly looked at the girl who didn't meet his eyes as if she was trying to avoid him, and wanted her answer.

"A world where everyone can protect their own happiness with their own power... Hachi, don't you like that kind of world?"

"I don't like it!" The girl with black hair and different eyes turned her head and smiled at him, "Because such a world must be a world scarier than hell."

As a hostage, Xiaoba's movable area is strangely large: there is no place in the Jungle base that she is forbidden to enter.

But Xiao Ba refused such "privilege".

"Why?" Gojo Suku, who was concentrating on playing the game, didn't take his eyes off the screen, and said in his mouth, "Why don't you be more free?"

"Are you an idiot? Knowing so many secrets of yours, can I go home alive? Think about the psychological pressure I'm under as a hostage!" Little Batou didn't raise his voice either.

Why is this bastard's question so difficult! ! !

slap.

Gojo Sukuna almost crushed his gamepad.

"Let's decide the outcome!" The gray-haired and green-eyed young man gritted his teeth and challenged, "This time I will definitely beat you to pieces!"

Xiao Ba looked at the grand finale math problem that had tortured her to pieces, and then at the young boy who challenged her, and decisively threw the pen away: "Come on!"

——If I can’t abuse math problems, I can’t abuse you?

Then she looked at the riddle game displayed on the screen in front of her, dumbfounded.

——What needs to be explained is that regardless of past and present lives, Xiao Ba is very, very very bad at riddle games, such as the cases in the Shinigami elementary school students who use hiragana to Roman accent to find homophony and a series of operations to solve puzzles , she... can't understand at all.

Even now that she is familiar with Japanese, she still has no clue about this.

Gojo Sukuna next to him was already so proud that his nose was going up to the sky.

Xiao Ba almost gritted his teeth and pressed the game controller in his hand-he didn't admit defeat!Try to guess even if you are not good at it!

Just in case luck is caught!

After three rounds, Xiao Ba, who hadn't won once, pressed the "Start a new game" option bitterly, and couldn't help saying: "...you action game lover, when did you start playing riddle games?"

"Hmph, I've always been interested in all games! It's just that on the basis of this interest, I like the real-time combat games that test the operation judgment and disk reading ability!" Gojo Sukuna kept silent about himself before Basically ignoring these puzzle games that require no operation and only need to use the brain, he said, "It's you, you are obviously not good at this kind of game at all, so you still want to come?"

As he said that, he pressed the option of "Start a new game": I didn't just see her want to play, but I just wanted to see if this guy would cry if he lost badly!

"It's true that I'm really not good at it... But games, after you start playing, you want to win, isn't it normal?" Xiao Ba looked at the screen, waiting for the game to start, without thinking.

This is true, but...

"You don't expect to win in the Jungle game," Gojo Sukuna said.

"Jungle... I won by the rules I made myself!" She curled her lips, and even her eyes curved accordingly, "If I successfully stop other players, I win—you did it too The kind of mission that intercepts other players midway and snatches their points?"

Gojo Sukuna looked at Xiao Hachi, didn't speak, and acquiesced.

"Look, what I did was similar to yours, except that I didn't take their points and didn't complete their tasks."

"Cancer." Gojo Sukuna muttered.

"Everyone...wait a minute, what the hell is this page?" Xiao Ba frowned, looking at the guessing game page that was different from just now.

Gojo Sukuna was stunned for a moment, and turned his gaze back to the screen from Xiaohachi, and was immediately surprised: "Two-player mode?! What's going on! I've clearly turned off the online two-player battle function of this game!"

Xiao Ba was more surprised than him: "Why does a guessing game have an online battle function?! It's still a two-player cooperative battle!"

Are you bored?

"Don't ask me! How do I know what the game planner is thinking... I never cooperate with others to fight bosses! This kind of function is completely useless to me. When I got the game, I just..." Wutiaoxu Just as Jiu Na was about to say, "Turn off this function", then he remembered that when he came back from buying the game that day, he was told about "xiajibazhihui" making trouble in Jungle, so he went out angrily, and threw the game aside when he came back. Take it out, just take it out and fight online with Xiaoba...

In other words, he actually forgot to turn off the two-player cooperative online battle mode.

Gojo Sukuna, who wanted to understand, pressed the handle angrily for a while, but the progress bar on the screen was still advancing steadily, showing no signs of exiting this mode, he threw the handle in frustration: "Damn, there is no way to quit! "

While speaking, the ID of the person on the opposite side was also displayed. It is rare that there are no characters in the ID column and it is blank.

In front of the opponent's avatar, there are two big golden logos, indicating that these two player characters are currently ranked first and second in the entire game ranking.

Gojo Sukuna & Hachi: "Why does a guessing game have a leaderboard function/What's the use of a guessing game having a leaderboard function!"

After complaining about this point in unison, the two fell silent.

"...Are you going to abstain?" Xiao Ba turned to ask the gray-haired boy beside him.

"Are you an idiot?" Gojo Sukuna couldn't believe it, "As far as your level is concerned, no rookie is as good as you, let alone playing against someone who is number one or number two on the leaderboard, and playing online with you, I am not Looking for abuse?"

"Then I'll do it myself." Xiaoba ignored the opponent's follow-up, and after extracting the information he needed, he pressed start: This game is timed, and if you solve more riddles in the same time, the score will be Higher, the game will display the scores of both parties in the right information column, and the displayed number is the total score of the two players in the cooperative mode in this group, which is compared with the opposing player group to determine the winner.

Therefore, the victory or defeat of this game is very intuitive, and you can judge it by looking at the information bar.

At the beginning of the game, the number on the opposite side jumped to 2 after a short pause, almost crossing the stage of 1 so quickly.

"This kind of speed...is solved immediately after reading the question." Although Gojo Sukuna said he didn't want to play, he didn't force back, but watched from the sidelines.

"Well, I tried to solve the puzzle while reading it, and it was very fast. I am worthy of being the top player on the leaderboard." Xiao Ba said, and entered the answer to the riddle in front of her, "...ah, wrong, it's not this puzzle-solving idea Is it?" She said emphatically and pulled back to the main part of the question to start thinking.

After spending some more time, she entered another answer again. This time, she got it right, and the question automatically skipped to the next one.

Gojo Sukuna looked at the double-digit results of the opposing team, and then at the results that just broke through zero: "The winner is obvious!"

"Well, the other party is really good, and the blank ID is also very special!" Xiao Bazuo talked to Gojo Sukuna, and the puzzle solving speed of his subordinates did not slow down, which can be described as the ultimate play of one mind and two tasks.

"The urban legend in online games is said to be 'Undefeated Blank. However, I am more focused on stand-alone games, and I have basically never met them in the game, and I don’t know if it is true or not, and I heard that Blank never talks to others.”

He rarely plays online games that involve confrontation. After all, no matter how well they are done, they don’t have the sense of immersion and impact of Jungle: after all, they are games in real OL.

The recently launched chicken eating game is an exception.

Unsurprisingly, the game ended with Xiaoba's defeat. What was strange was that at the end of the game, a small bubble appeared under the head portrait of the opposing team: "Did your teammate hang up?"

Xiao Ba was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Wujo Sukuna next to him, and the latter immediately frowned: "I've already heard it!"

"Yes, yes..." Xiaoba said perfunctorily, and entered the text in the game, "Well, I'm sorry, it was originally a single player battle. I formed a team with someone who is not good at solving puzzle games, so I just abstained."

After the round was over, Hachi didn't press start again, but jumped to another online battle game, and Gojo Sukuna followed suit. Coincidentally, after entering the game, he saw a blank ID.

This game is an all-hands Smash Bros. only team formation can save teammates from damage. Gojo Suku is a complete lone ranger, so the two of them naturally did not form a team.

For a while, only the sound effects of the game continued.

The players left the field one by one, and Gojo Sukuna silently pressed the handle, harvesting the targets, until it showed that there were only four survivors left, he suddenly said:

"Why do you say that Liu's ideal world is a place scarier than hell?"

Xiao Ba didn't seem to be surprised by his genius: "Everyone has supernatural powers to protect their own world. It sounds beautiful, but if it really appears, it's scary! I thought you could understand this better What - Suku is a game player, in a game, all players have the same value at the beginning, do you see that in the game, players will not be killed by other players because they have special abilities?"

"Online games can be regarded as a world where everyone has the same powerful power equally. After all, the initial value of each character is either the same, or the distribution points are the same. This is the balance of the game."

"But what is unbalanced is the personal qualities of the players. Some players can't keep up with their hands, some players are too scared to use any skills when they see a battle, and some players are naturally good at attacking and seeking opportunities... These are not the same. It won’t change just because everyone has the same powerful ability.”

"In a battle between people who are powerless, you can't kill anyone with a single punch, but when they all have sharp knives in their hands, they will die at any time."

"In the game, players can be resurrected, but reality doesn't have such a mechanism!" Xiao Ba shot at Blank while talking, "After all, reality is a super-dung operation! There are bugs every day without repairing..."

For example, as another real-life OL player who strayed into this world, she has lived here for 14 years or almost 15 years, and she hasn’t seen the developer fix the bug that “players may communicate between the two games”, let alone which one. The GM comes to fetch her back.

"...So, is your ideal world the same as that 'Majin' ideal world without supernatural powers?" Gojo Sukuna said after being silent for a while.

Xiao Ba was taken aback, and turned to look at the young boy beside him: "Of course not, you let me live in the modern society to live in the Stone Age, and I won't do it - the proliferation of supernatural powers will indeed lead to social chaos, but we You can't just ignore the benefits brought by supernatural powers because of choking, that's why the King of Gold chose to suppress the slate to seal its power instead of directly destroying the slate. The social happiness brought by advanced productivity is not something that can be easily obtained Yes. On the contrary, you clearly hope that all human beings will have powerful abilities, but you can actually cooperate with demons who have completely opposite ideas..."

She paused as she spoke, recalling it first, "...that's it. 'A world where everyone has the same powerful ability' and 'a world where everyone has no ability', in theory, It's a 'fair' world that pulls everyone on the same starting line, so you can work together."

Get to the bottom of it...

"You're all chasing 'fairness.'"

The slate has brought supernatural powers from all over the world. If you get the slate, you can liberate the power of the slate and make everyone have powerful abilities, or destroy the slate to make everyone lose their ability—but whether you want to liberate or destroy it, you must first get it. To the slate, so the two people who agree in concept but have different methods can cooperate.

Obviously, if the alliance is going to fight among themselves, at least they have to wait until they get the slate.

No, wait, with Bishuiliu's mind, he should be able to guess the reason when he said "that's hell"... After she mentioned the fatal weakness of Bishuiliu's ideal world, if Bishuiliu changed By my own means, I decided to agree with the idea of ​​the devil Fyodor (Xiao Ba resolutely does not want to call that person Dostoevsky!), then the alliance will not break up after getting the slate...

Xiaoba: "..."

Oops, Mr. Dazai, I seem to have given the enemy a god-level assist, what should I do...