Bandage fine tricks

Xiaobamao, who is not conscious of his natural invisible fur color, looks at the white lace scarf around his neck, and recalls the various flower scarves and scarves in the cabinet of his parents, as if seeing the scarf in his memory again. Forcing myself to wear various scarves...

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I lost my energy all of a sudden... Is it because it is too tight and uncomfortable?

Fyodor was slightly puzzled, and after observing carefully for a while, he took the white lacelav collar off Katyusha's neck.

The little black cat regained its spirit at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Fyodor: "..."

I really don't like the performance of the scarf, but it doesn't have bright claws. Instead, the whole body becomes sleepy, without even struggling...

It turns out that Katyusha's previous owner did this kind of thing, which made her extremely resistant to "wearing a scarf"—judging from the degree of resistance, that person might change Katyusha five scarves four times a day , Katyusha, who has been raped for a long time, can no longer even "resist" the spirit of resistance, so when I put on Katyusha's collar, I feel like Katyusha is reliving the nightmare. The child lost his spirit.

He's not the first human to be bothered by Katyusha's naturally invisible coat color.

... a little bit upset.

Fyodor put the lavender collar that was probably Gogol's clown outfit back in the closet.

Little Hachimao: "Meow?" Don't you wear it?

"If you don't like it, don't wear it." Fyodor closed the wardrobe door.

The little Hachimao, who couldn't understand the words but understood the action, had bright eyes in an instant: "Meow meow!" Good man!Fedya is a good guy!

"Are you complimenting me? Compared with verbal praise, I prefer the proof of practical actions." Fyodor put the hat and the cat in it next to the pillow, and lay down himself, lying on his side, looking at it The little black cat with the brim sticking out its head, "For example, when I wake up tomorrow, you will still be in my hat."

The little black cat tilted its head in confusion: ... I can't understand what the long string of tones just passed is!

The tip of his tail resting on the brim of his hat wobbled in distress.

Can't Fei Jia speak Chinese? If not, English is fine too!

Although she hasn't touched English for many years, she can still understand the most basic listening!

Fyodor tucked his restless tail into his hat, turned off the light: "Good night, Katyusha."

The room was suddenly dark, and only two big eyes, one brown and one green, could be seen flickering.

After spending a few seconds thinking about the meaning of the sentence with the syllable "Katyusha" just now, the little Hachimao let out a "meow":

Good night, Fedya.

Russian winters are tough, especially when you can't go outside.

The blizzard outside has not stopped since yesterday, and it is getting worse and worse. Even the residents who have lived here for many years are amazed by such bad weather, and closed their doors and windows tightly, declining all activities outside.

The storm/snow of "Haiyan" can not only be used as an attack method, but also as a detection method. Within the scope of the snowstorm, he is the god of wind and rain, patrolling everything in his territory—in other words, All wind and snowflakes are his ears and eyes.

But such "ears" and "eyes" are easily isolated by inanimate matter, such as a house.

"Haiyan" cannot perceive the people in the house, because the wind and snowflakes cannot enter the house.

Fyodor drew the curtains, shutting out the roar of the wind and the wrath of "Petrel" from the house.

Just trying to force him out just like this is really too simple. For mice, it is not uncommon for mice to live underground or even lurk for a year or so.

He was thinking, passing by the living room, and saw Katyusha lying on the beige pillow, with her small head raised and her face focused on watching the series on TV.

Fyodor watched for a while, and confirmed that Katyusha didn't understand the plot at all, she was just admiring the beauty of the hero and heroine (the evidence is that Katyusha's eyes will be particularly bright when the close-up of the hero and heroine appears, but when the fat head When the big-eared supporting role appears, she will go down at a speed visible to the naked eye), after affirming Katyusha’s aesthetic level, he returned to the innermost small room with confidence, turned on the computer and prepared to go to the dark net to check the situation .

A prompt pops up on the screen:

Unable to connect to the network.

Fyodor: "..."

bad feeling.

Fyodor pushed away the keyboard and began to check the sockets of the server.

It took a few minutes to check and found nothing wrong, Fyodor was silent for a while, opened the door and went out.

Little Hachimao in the living room barely shifted his attention away from the beautiful and prosperous heroine—in fact, because the camera just cut to the heroine’s uncle who was as strong as a bear—and glanced at the black hair passing by the living room Boy: His face is so heavy!

It was the same expression she had when she accidentally kicked over her father's beloved purple clay pot while parkouring at home... Huh? ?Could it be that she accidentally broke some of Fei Jia's treasures? !

Xiaobamao quickly recalled what he did today, and after thinking hard for a while, he felt relieved: Well, nothing was broken today!

So it must not be her fault!

Fyodor has returned after inspecting the house.

Failed.

He thought with some annoyance.

If there is a problem with the natural gas supplied, the government will respond quickly and send specialized personnel to repair it. After all, given the coldness of the winter in the Russian Federation, a large number of people will freeze to death without heating. The same is true for water, but the priority is postponed compared to natural gas. Level [-], electricity is the same.

The safe house has drinking water ready, so you don’t need to worry about the water being cut off for a few days, and there is also a self-provided generator so you don’t need to worry about power outages, but…

The network cable is not transferred by personal will.

Since it is not a necessity of life, when there are four options of water, electricity, gas, and network at the same time, the government will give priority to repairing the gas problem as quickly as possible, followed by water and power cuts. As for the network, it has to wait for the first three options to be resolved. I have time to deal with it.

——The blizzard of "Haiyan" broke all the network cables in this area.

In his youth, Fyodor hadn’t practiced to the level of holding the script many years later, but he had already begun to have the ability not to be influenced by the outside world. After the initial frustration, he quickly relaxed: he just broke the script. It's just a network connected to the outside world. It's just that life is a little tougher, and he can use other methods to pass the time.

Not much effect.

What's more, he is not alone in the safe house, if it is really impossible...

Fyodor's eyes fell on Katyusha who was concentrating on admiring the beauty of the heroine.

Little Bamao shuddered.

An hour later, Hachimao, whose TV was turned off, looked indifferently at the programming book in front of him that he couldn't understand a single word.

When people are bored, no one can imagine what terrible things they will do.

For example, teach programming to a cat.

"Katyusha, don't be distracted." Fyodor turned the little black cat's head back, "Listen carefully to the class."

"Meow meow meow!" I'm just an innocent kitten, why should I learn the hell programming! ! !

"Maybe it will be useful, obedient." Fyodor pointed to the next line of command symbols and began to explain its purpose.

"Meow meow meow meow!!" Don't listen!Put me back to watch TV! ! !I want to see the 360° beauty of Vasahanan (the name of the heroine of the Russian TV series just now) without dead ends! ! ! !

"Watching TV for a long time is not good for your eyes. You have to combine entertainment with learning." Fyodor turned a page and began to teach the second lesson.

"Meow meow meow!!!" What's so good about facing the computer every day! !Internet addiction is not desirable!Fei Jia, you are going to be sent to telegraph Professor Yang! ! !

——Even though neither of them could understand what the other was saying, they miraculously met the topic of radio waves...

"Computer is very fun, there is a whole new world in it, Katyusha, let me teach you how to enter and create that world." Fyodor said, thinking of something, he suddenly laughed, "Maybe One day, through it, you will be able to tell me with your own mouth what is on your mind."

"Meow meow meow meow!!!" Of course I know that computers are fun, but the problem is that you can't find English input on your computer!I don't think I can even type and talk to you! ! !

Hachimao, who has never learned Russian and is struggling to memorize everyday Russian phrases these two days, hugged her head in pain. However, the black-haired boy did not let her escape from the world, but pulled her paws away, and forced her again. Hold it to the front of the programming book.

The loveless little Hachimao dejectedly listened to the young man's beautiful and gorgeous voice speak a language she could not understand at all, and gave a response from time to time meow or meow meow, indicating that she understood or didn't—she meowed When she meows, Fei Jia will start to say the next one, and when she meows more than once, Fei Jia will repeat what she just said, although she still can’t understand, but at least remember the tone after listening to it several times, and then refer to Fei Jia’s demonstration, The combination of the two can roughly understand what he just said...

If you get distracted or pretend to understand but Fei Jia sees it through, you will be forced to repeat the same content, starting three times, and the effect will be the same as the Buddhist scriptures.

Little Hachimao: (她盘哣)

What kind of suffering in the world is this!

She's just an innocent kitty, why did she go through this!

The opportunity for revenge is soon at hand.

After dinner, Fyodor told Katyusha about programming all afternoon, and entertained himself with Katyusha's cute little expression for a day, let go of the little black cat, and decided to take advantage of this time Just set up a framework for a virus-implanted software that was conceived.

As for the logo... He glanced at Katyusha who was hiding away from him, and decided to draw a head of a dead mouse as the logo of this software.

Rats who bully cats are fun too, aren't they?

The time of typing the code always passed quickly, and it was only when Fyodor regained consciousness from the continuous meowing of cats beside him that he realized that it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

"Meow!" The little black cat grabbed his arm and looked at him eagerly.

"Want to sleep?" Fyodor wanted to reach out to touch its head, but was turned away again, and he withdrew his hand indifferently, "Good night, Katyusha."

Little Hachimao tilted his head: "Meow?" He said good night but didn't turn off the lights, what kind of good night is that!

Fyodor miraculously understood her expression: "Katyusha go to bed first, I still have some work to do."

"Meow!" It's ten o'clock!

"I'll come to sleep with you when I'm done, Katyusha, be good."

Hachiko let go of Fyodor's arm.

When Fyodor thought she would be obedient and go to the next door, Hachimao walked to the socket with graceful catwalks, put his paw on the wire, and looked over silently.

--snort!Do you think I will let you play computer happily?After ruining my whole afternoon with programming, I still want to play computer happily?Am I such a kind cat!

Fyodor: "...Katyusha, be good, don't touch that, you'll get an electric shock."

Little Hachimao looked down at the wires, it was powered on, no, if you scratched it, you might get an electric shock yourself, it would take a lot of effort to pull out the plug with a meat pad, the visual effect presented was a cat struggling to pull the plug, see The sense of joy is far greater than the sense of deterrence.

She didn't offer Fei Jia the laughing fruit!

So the little eight cats put away their paws.

Fyodor quietly breathed a sigh of relief: Give up... have you...

Little Bamao jumped to the switch, put a paw on the knife switch, and looked over majestically.

Fyodor: "..."

For the first time in history, he slept before seeing the moon at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. Fyodor lay on the bed, looking at the darkness beside the pillow that seemed to be a black shadow that was actually a cat, and fell into thought:

There is "Haiyan"'s internet disconnection outside, and Katyusha's early bed request inside...

What kind of suffering is this safe house!