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"Meow meow meow meow!"

The picked up black cat struggled to stretch its claws towards the cabinet next to the entrance. Fushimi Saruhiko looked over and found a schoolbag leaning against the cabinet in the entrance—the kind of bag that junior high school girls often use when they go to school. It can also be carried on the shoulders in the hand.

He reached out to pick up the bag and shook his hands, a little heavy.

From the gap, you can also see the appearance of several exercise books inside.

...Is this something disguised as a workbook?

"Meow meow meow meow!" Xiaobamao yelled loudly: She had worked hard for a long time before putting the remaining summer homework in the cat shape into her schoolbag and dragging it to the door. She must not forget to bring it!

"You want to bring this?" Fushimi Saruhiko asked.

Xiaobamao, who was holding his arm to keep his body balanced, nodded Maomao's head seriously.

Fushimi Saru Hiko: "..." Heck, he thinks it's kind of cute?

Even wanted to press the cat's head when she nodded.

... No, this ghost-like hallucination must have occurred because I didn't drink enough coffee today!

He resisted the urge to twist his head and click his tongue, and roughly took the little black cat and schoolbag out of the house together.

"Meow!" The little black cat patted his arm to signal to relax, and it got stuck on her waist.

Although the cat is liquid and super flexible, she is not particularly uncomfortable being taken out in such a twisted position, but... she is not a masochist!

Why not feel better when you can be more comfortable?

——I knew that I should have bought a cat bag last time, and I shouldn't have refused the cat bag that Miss Chunhe gave me out of face. If I had a cat bag, I wouldn't be carried away in such an awkward manner right now.

Speaking of which, why did you carry her with you?She can go by herself, Mr. Fushimi just needs to help her carry her bag!

Fushimi Saruhiko who quickly thought of this question: "..."

Fushimi Arubigu suspected that he was bewitched, otherwise he could not explain what he did.

But now he has reached the door of the car, and it is useless to continue to struggle. He no longer thinks about this problem, and quickly opens the door of the passenger seat, throwing the cat and schoolbag inside.

Little Bamao landed on the passenger seat first, and while flexibly stabilizing her body, rolled her long and fluffy tail, and precisely wrapped the handle of the schoolbag that was a step behind her, and then carried it with her tail and put it away. Go to the chair of the passenger seat, let go of the tail, and lie down on it.

Fushimi Saru than ancient: "..."

The weight of that schoolbag is three to four kilograms, right?

Normal women would have to use both hands to catch a thrown bag in the air, but this cat hooked the handle of the schoolbag in mid-air with its tail, rolled it up and placed it on the passenger seat...

Fushimi Saru Hiko felt that he had underestimated the power of this cat.

And he felt that there was no need to help her carry her bag when she walked over just now.

He then opened the door and sat in the driver's seat. After closing the door, he didn't start the car immediately. Instead, he asked Xiaobamao who was looking at the seat belt of the passenger seat: "Can't you talk in this state—you don't need to look at the seat belt." , can't tie you."

Xiaobamao looked back at the seat belt, and looked at the fool with concern: If I could talk, would I meow?

Fushimi Saru Hiko: "..." He's going to place an order for catnip and kimono today!

"Okay, let's change the question," Fushimi Saru Hiko wrote viciously in his heart, "Are you unable to return from your power runaway, or are you temporarily unable to return for some reason?"

He slowed down his speech on purpose to observe Xiaobamao's reaction. When he said that the power was going berserk, Xiaobamao shook Maomao's head rapidly, and when he said "for some reason, it can't change back for the time being", Xiaobamao The cat nodded Mao Mao's head seriously.

"It means that if you want, you can change back to your human body at any time?"

Click on the head of the cat.

Fushimi Ape Hiko thought for a while: "The message sent to me before has something to do with not being able to change back?"

Pause for a while, then continue to nod Mao Maotou.

This efficiency is too slow, is there any faster way...Fushimi Saruhiko thought about what was going on.

Apparently Hachi also thought so, and saw Hachima reach into Fushimi Saru Hiko's coat pocket with his paws, and pull out his terminal.

"... Even typing, with your cat's claw error rate, it's not as good as I guess."

"Meow!" Xiaobamao slapped the screen hard with her claws, her face full of dissatisfaction: Of course she knows!

But the problem is that she can't wait for Mr. Fushimi to guess what she wants to say!

So, Fushimi Saruhiko watched a cat laboriously use the small screen and buttons of the terminal for about 5 minutes to spell out a Roman sound: "Shiro".

"Xiaobai? That cheap brother of yours?"

Click on Mao Mao’s head, and by the way, pat Fushimi Saruhiko’s face with a meat pad to express dissatisfaction: What is cheap brother!

"Okay, I get it!"

Fushimi Saru Hiko started the car and contacted Xiao Bai by the way.

An hour later, the Scepter 4 station, the chief executive office.

"...If according to Mr. Xiaobai's ability of Xiaoba, that is to say, Xiaoba's humanoid body should be in the Jungle base now, and her consciousness has jumped from human form to cat form, conveying to us her The news from the Jungle base?" Reji Munakata summed up the news that they had worked so hard to communicate with Hachimao in the past 40 minutes.

The little Hachimao, who has collapsed into a piece of cat cake, doesn't even have the strength to touch the cat's head, so he can only move his tail to show that you are right.

There is no way, there is really a huge and insurmountable gap between humans and cats, so you may not be able to guess for a long time. In the end, you have to let the little eight cats continue to tap the keyboard, and then Munakata Reiji and Fushi See Ape Bigu and Xiaobai pick out the correct letters from a bunch of wrong keys to form words.

Normally, you need to press many English letters for a sentence. Although Xiaobamao has four paws, it needs two paws to support its body, so it can only type with two front paws. After explaining the cause and effect, it doesn’t want to move its paws anymore ——This is still on the premise that Xiaobai helps her explain her abilities.

If you add ability introductions... Forget it, Mao Mao is dead, let's all die together.

Fushimi Saru Hiko, who has read so many English letters that double images appear in his vision, is taking off his glasses and pressing the bridge of his nose with his eyes closed: "The reason why you can't change back into a human form is because there is surveillance over there. If you are found, you will become a cat." If so, the biggest hole card will be exposed."

Hachimao swiped Fushimi Saruhiko's hand with his tail, which means you guessed right.

Hey, this communication is so tiring, obviously there are people who can communicate with her who is meowing without hindrance, why is it so tiring to switch to Scepter4?Although Fushimi-san can guess [-]% to [-]% of the meaning, Munakata-san can make up [-]-[-]% of the meaning, and the remaining [-]% cannot be guessed and she has to type... huh?

The paralyzed little Hachimao blinked his eyes.

Being able to communicate with her who is meowing without barriers...how is this sacred?

Druid?

"If that's the case," Munakata Reiji asked after thinking for a while, "Xiao Hachi, can you sense where you are?"

If you can sense it, you can directly copy it to the lair.

The paralyzed Maobing was quiet for a while, turned over, shook Mao Mao's head first, and then nodded hesitantly.

"Can it be sensed only when certain conditions are met?" Fushimi Saruhiko opened his eyes and saw Hachimao nodding again, "Only when the distance is close can it be sensed?"

"Meow!"

Happy cry, it seems that I guessed it right, the question is how "close".

This time, Hachimao looked down at her front paws, snapped, and she pressed both paws together into the palm of Fushimi Saruhiko's palm.

Fushimi Sarubiko: "...Ten? Ten kilometers?"

"Meow meow!"

Some urgent calls, it seems that I guessed wrong.

"... Ten meters?"

Right this time.

As soon as this conclusion came out, Xiaobai felt a little desperate: "If you can only sense it within ten meters... Basically, there is no way to rely on Xiaoba to lead the way."

"Meow!" Xiao Ba yelled twice to express his objection.

What does this mean?

The three of them worked hard again, sacrificing a keyboard that was poked by the cat's claws that could not bear the camouflage on the outer layer of the Dresden stone plate, and finally figured out what Xiaoba wanted to express: she could vaguely sense another body , but this kind of induction is very weak, and it must be at least 100 meters away to have such a fuzzy induction.

Ten meters is the exact range.

"This sensitivity is about the same as not having it." Fushimi Saru Hiko gave a very accurate comment, and then got a cat-mao slap full of warning - since Mr. Fushimi doesn't have a girlfriend yet On the ground, Xiao Ba retracted his paws very gently, and only patted him with the pads.

Slap with double strength =v=.

Fushimi Saru Hiko held his face that was slapped before he could react at all, and felt that it was very necessary to re-examine the cat's combat effectiveness.

Oh, no, this cat has high fighting power, otherwise it would be impossible to become the cat bully in that block.

"It seems that Fushimi-kun and Hachi get along very well!" Munakata Reisi said with a smile.

Fushimi Saru Hiko: ...Which eye saw it?

"In this case, the task of communicating with Xiaoba and finding where her other body is is entrusted to you, Fushimi."

Fushimi Saru than ancient: "..."

It's written all over my face that I want to change jobs.jpg

Because of Munakata Reiji's words, Fushimi Saru Hiko had to walk the street with the cat, looking for the possible direction of the Jungle base with a probability of finding a needle in a haystack.

When passing by the commercial street, Hachimao, who was sitting obediently in the passenger seat, suddenly "meowed meowed" loudly.

Is there something wrong?

Fushimi Saruhiko stopped the car, picked up the little black cat, got out of the car, and walked in the direction she was trying to escape.

What he didn't notice was that when the little eight cats meowed, a young man who was about to leave the commercial street suddenly stopped and looked in the direction of the cat's meowing.

The crowd was so crowded that he couldn't see the little black figure he had expected.

Is it his delusion?

No, he wasn't the only one looking around looking for something when the cat meowed just now, which means that other people heard it too...

This kind of cat meow that is both coquettish and threatening, and can express several meanings in a few tones, he has only heard one cat meow like this.

is it you?

The whispers of the youth are like clouds being torn apart by the wind:

"My Katyusha..."

10 minute later.

Outdoor shaded tables in a cafe.

Looking at the little black cat who was about to bury its head in the blueberry tart box, Fushimi Saruhiko took the dessert menu of the cafe and thought about one hundred and eight ways to make cat meat.

"Hello."

The slightly exotic Japanese voice made Fushimi Saruhiko divert his attention from the menu, and fell on the young man who was on the side under the guidance of the waiter.

"I'm sorry for the customer, the traffic is a bit heavy now, can you accept the table sharing?" the waiter asked very apologetically.

Obviously, the young man standing beside him was the guest who was going to share the table.

Fushimi Saru Hiko glanced at himself who only ordered coffee, and the little black cat squatting on the table and eating blueberry egg tart, and simply nodded: "If he doesn't mind cats, I'm fine."

"Thank you so much, guest!" The waiter was overjoyed, and quickly arranged for the guest to sit aside.

"A cup of Ceylon black tea and a tiramisu will do." The young man closed the menu, handed it to the waiter, and said.

"Okay, I'll send it to you right away."

The waiter left quickly, and there were only two men and a cat dedicated to desserts left at the small round table for afternoon tea.

foreigner?

Fushimi Saruhiko's eyes fell on the dessert book in his hand, but he was recalling the young man's attire he saw just now in his mind: it was clearly the end of summer, but this young man was dressed in autumn and winter clothes, and he was wearing a hat on his head. The fluffy hat, it seemed that this attire made him feel right.

With a handsome face, soft black hair hanging down the side of the face, pale skin and cheeks, just from the appearance, it looks like a sickly and beautiful boy who will be sought after by girls - he has already heard the high school girls at the next table secretly startled Called.

"Meow?" Hachimao, who managed to draw a little attention from the attraction of the blueberry egg tart, just wanted to turn his head to look at the new guests, when Fushimi Saruhiko turned his head back: "Eat your egg tart. "

Oh.

The little Hachimao who didn't try to turn his head away obediently continued to eat egg tarts.

Feeling the tip of the ear under the palm of his hand flick, Fushimi Saruhiko didn't take back his hand, and directly patted Mao Mao's head.

Maomao eating egg tarts with big hands on the top of the head: the head and head are a bit heavy...

"A very well-behaved cat." The guest who shared the table just now quietly watched the interaction here, and then said softly.

That's when you haven't seen her skin.

Fushimi Sarubi thought in his heart, but he didn't say it, he just looked up at the table-sharing guest: "Is there something special about my cat, is it worth you to come to see it?"

——From here to now, he has been looking at Xiaoba. Although he is not the only person outside the cafe looking at Xiaoba, he is the only one who hardly looks away like this.

Just love cats?

The guest was stunned for a moment, and quickly returned a polite smile: "Sorry, am I being too abrupt?" He said, his eyes fell on the little black cat, "But I couldn't help it, so I came here have a look."

"...you like cats so much?"

To his surprise, the other party denied it straight away: "No, I don't like small animals very much. Although simplicity is a very good quality, simplicity that is difficult to communicate is not so good. I just..." He paused, then He said softly, "I heard the meow of this cat, which is very similar to the cats I had before, so come and have a look."

Fushimi Saru Hiko looked at Mao Mao's head under his palm, and Mao Mao (eating egg tarts) gave him a "?" look back in his busy schedule.

Oh, I don't know, it shouldn't be Xiao Ba.

"You also raise a black cat?" Fushimi Saruhiko said casually.

"Well, it's very similar to this one. It's also a black cat, but it's only a circle smaller than this one, with one green and one brown eyes."

Fushimi Saru Hiko: "..." You don't want to say it's the same one, do you? !

"It shouldn't be the same one." The young man said as if he had seen through his thoughts.

"So sure?"

The sickly black-haired young man covered his mouth and nose with his hand, and coughed softly: "Well, my Katyusha is a talking cat, if you ignore her, she will meow non-stop, unless she is sleeping, otherwise It's impossible to be quiet."

Fushimi Saruhiko imagined the scene of Hachiko cat meowing non-stop.

Impossible, a cat who is tired of meowing a few words in the chief's office will not meow non-stop all day long.

"And she has a bad temper, and no one is allowed to touch her. If I want to touch her, she will show her paws at me." The young man added.

Fushimi Saru Hiko looked at Hachiko, who didn't respond to being touched on the head by himself, let alone showing his paws, and thought it might not be the same cat.

"But she will cover my hands and allow me to put my hands under her stomach to warm them up. At this time, she will obediently nest in my arms to warm my hands. Unfortunately, as long as I have the idea of ​​pulling out my hands to touch her, I will Run away quickly...give people hope and quickly crush it, my Katyusha is a bad boy who likes to play with people's hearts." The young man said, although he seemed to be complaining, he couldn't see any displeasure.

Fushimi Saru than ancient: "..."

——No, I think you have too high requirements for a cat. What kind of bicycle do you need if you can warm your hands?

And isn't a cat just a creature that sits down for a long time when it's happy, and then runs away quickly when it's unhappy?

"Did your cat get lost nearby?" Fushimi Saruhiko said, if so, it would not be surprising to see similar cats coming.

"That's not true. I separated from her in Amur Oblast, Russia."

Amur Oblast is located in the southeastern part of the Russian Federation, separated from Japan by a sea.

Fushimi Ape Hiko: "...It is really unlikely that they are the same one."

"I thought so too, but when I heard that call, I still walked over subconsciously."

"With so many cats, it's normal for them to sound similar." Fushimi Saru Hiko said perfunctorily.

"No, you're wrong, every cat's meow is unique." The young man smiled, and his eyes fell on the little black cat, "Did you know that the communication between cats and the same kind is mainly through the body. Language, especially the tail, eyes and other parts, when cats gather together, they seldom make sounds.

"However, cats raised by humans often call. This is not because they are calling for their own kind, but because they are talking to the humans who raise them. During the long-term relationship, they learn, try to communicate with the humans who raise them, and remember Use the tone of voice with which we respond, and use it as a language to communicate with.

"The meowing of a cat is actually a foreign language for the cat itself, a foreign language learned in order to communicate with the human beings it lives in."

He paused for a moment, and his voice sank: "A language that was only learned for this one human being, and only for communicating with him."