Bandage fine tricks

"...Xiao Ba, is there something on you?"

After checking the surrounding environment several times, Conan finally turned his attention to the only remaining doubts in the room.

The sound of electricity in the communication channel and the stuttering that seems to be a bad signal clearly indicate that there are bugs nearby that interfere with them.

"You mean?" Xiao Bayi didn't realize it at first, but soon realized, "Bug locator or something? Yes."

She said and pointed to the gems inlaid on a simple but exquisitely crafted silver bracelet on her wrist: "Bug." Pointing to earrings, "radio communicator," necklace, "GPS signal transmitter."

In addition, there are ten or eight small objects with similar functions in other places on the body.

The final summary: "It's all in operation, and it's normal for your signal to be interfered with."

Conan: "...I remember you said that your jewelry was given by your boyfriend?"

"correct."

Conan used almost all of his willpower to not yell at Xiaoba: "You just let him monitor and eavesdrop on your life every day!?"

Is this brainwashed? !

Xiaoba: "Because his PTSD is a bit serious, he will start making ten or eight phone calls and text messages after a while without hearing from me, so why don't you just let him listen."

"What about your privacy?!"

"The mobile app asks for my location every day and secretly records my conversations to push big data for me. It's okay for my boyfriend to ask me for this information, right?"

"..."

Grass, what you said makes sense.

Conan was convinced.

Xiaoba thought this was over, but unexpectedly, when he got home, he saw the ball of black mud nestled in the corner.

Xiao Ba: "...Why are you pretending to be autistic?"

"I'm not pretending!" Osamu Dazai, who tried to shut himself up, couldn't control his girlfriend as soon as he came back, and rushed towards him, aggrieved, "I put so many things on Xiaoba, and Xiaoba is not angry..."

"Don't you know the reason?" She couldn't believe that this guy wasn't listening when she was talking to Conan.

Hei Ni avoided talking about this issue: "I care about Xiao Ba so much, but Xiao Ba doesn't seem to care what I usually do..."

It's normal to be possessive of your lover, right?

It's normal to want to know what your lover is doing all the time, right?

Why doesn't Xiao Ba have any desire to possess him!

And he doesn't seem to care what he usually does...

If this continues, he is really worried that he will be broken up someday!

Xiaoba: "..."

"Do you want me to follow suit and install a bug locator tracker on your body?"

Looking at Dazai Osamu's expression, he seems to want to nod in agreement and is ready to install surveillance.

"..."

Pressing the center of his eyebrows hard, Xiao Ba restrained his urge to sigh: "I don't need those."

Osamu Dazai's face fell.

He hugged Xiao Ba's waist, slumped on the sofa like a puddle of mud, and buried his face in Xiao Ba's arms humming: "Girlfriends from other people's families will be jealous when they see their boyfriends talking to other women Yes, you didn't respond when I chatted with such a beautiful girl..."

"Isn't that person a client who came to entrust the detective agency's business?" Xiao Ba put his fingers into his slightly curly black hair, pressed moderately hard to relax him, and said in a good-tempered manner.

"I took another woman's hand..."

"There are people from Mafia at the port chasing after her. If you don't pull her away, she won't be able to run, right?" Xiao Ba felt that people who could still be jealous in such a situation were really out of their minds.

The young man was silent for a while, just when Xiao Ba was wondering if he had fallen asleep, he got up suddenly, Xiao Ba was caught off guard, and was pressed on the sofa to restrain his hands and feet.

"So Xiaoba isn't worried at all?" His voice was as soft as breath, "Xiaoba knows how powerful my brain is, create some confusion, and then justifiably use this name to contact the woman I like, I can also make my real girlfriend feel that I am unreasonable to be jealous, and I can easily deal with multiple women - I can do this kind of trivial thing!"

Xiaoba: "..."

She closed her eyes unbearably, raised her hand and pulled Osamu Dazai's neck, forcing him to bow his head—wanted to kiss him?no way!Osamu Dazai tilted his head bitterly, letting her kiss land on the corner of his mouth.

Before Xiaoba opened his mouth, he tilted his head again, letting her tongue fall on his lips.

...Why is he hiding from the benefits delivered to his door!There's a big difference between a kiss on the cheek and a kiss on the lips!What's more, Xiaoba rarely kisses him actively...

After a sticky kiss for a while, before the oxygen was insufficient, Osamu Dazai was finally willing to let go, gasping for breath and simply pressing on his lover, unable to get up: "I'm sorry... I was just talking nonsense, there is no such thing... "

"I know." The girl held his face, and gently kissed his brows, eyes, nose tip bit by bit, and finally landed on her lips, "It's not your fault that you don't feel safe."

No, it's his own problem... Osamu Dazai closed his eyes, feeling the gentle kiss as if falling on his heart, it was his own problem.

Xiao Ba loves him very much, he knows it, but...

He wants more... I hope that Xiaoba can have a stronger desire to possess him and a sense of territory, and it is best to completely lock him up in a place where only she can touch him, and only her can be touched by him...

"Aren't you the one who is sick!"

Ango Sakaguchi almost blurted out.

Osamu Dazai stared at him coldly, staring at the latter with horror, and then he suddenly spread out on the bar counter as if he had lost his bones: "I also know that I have a problem...but..."

He grabbed Oda Sakunosuke who had just sat down: "I want my lover to always pay attention to my problems, Oda Saku!"

"no problem."

"No, that's a big problem!" Ango Sakaguchi frantically pushed his glasses, "The 'constant attention' between lovers definitely does not include putting a dozen bugs on the lovers!"

"I don't want to be told that by Ango who is single and has no girlfriend so far."

"..." Grass, Osamu Dazai, go to hell!

Get broken up by our boss and die!

Ango Sakaguchi regretted for the N+1 time why he knew this friend.

"However, it's so late, Dazai," Oda Sakunosuke glanced at the time, it was already eleven o'clock, usually Dazai would have been honestly at home, but today he is still in Lupin and seems to have no plans to go back, " Won't you go back?"

"Xiaoba went to the monsters' banquet today, and stayed overnight in the spirit world and won't come back." Osamu Dazai pointed at the sinking and floating ice ball in the glass with his finger, and said boredly.

A home without Xiao Ba is just a house, there is no need to stay.

"But in the final analysis, Dazai, you should control your desire to control." Ango Sakaguchi said, this needs to be replaced by someone else, but if it is not his boss, this has already been called BADEND, okay?

"I'm already in control, otherwise I wouldn't be willing to let her go to the monsters' banquet alone..." Osamu Dazai muttered to defend himself, picked up the ice ball, and tried to stuff it into his mouth to kill himself in this way .

If Xiao Ba doesn't come back, he will kill himself!

But before the puck fell into his mouth, it was pinched and removed by two slender fingers.

Osamu Dazai blinked, he recognized the owner of the finger: "Xiao Ba?"

The girl who suddenly appeared next to him didn't speak, and she looked the same as before, except that her cheeks were slightly flushed, but considering that she had just returned from the banquet, this was normal.

Osamu Dazai looked very happy: "How did Hachi know I'm here? Ah, I didn't drink much, I know you don't like the taste of alcohol and didn't drink too much... Hachi?"

Without saying a word, Xiao Ba wrapped his arms around Osamu Dazai's waist, and in the blink of an eye, Osamu Dazai found that he was no longer in the Lupin bar. Judging from the surrounding soft furnishings, he had already returned to the bedroom at home.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, his heart beating silently, he suppressed the fluctuations in his emotions, and tried to hold her hand: "Xiaoba?"

The girl looked at him quietly for a while, as if she was trying to remember something, and seemed to be resisting something. After a while, he heard her voice: "Too...zai?"

"It's me!" He replied briskly, and gently hugged the girl on his body. After hearing his answer, Xiao Ba seemed to have finally received an affirmative answer, and his tense body suddenly relaxed.

Quiet for a while.

"Dazai?"

"Well, I'm here!"

"As you said, you won't be angry at anything I do..."

"..." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, he did say this, but the situation did not include Hachi's cheating or breaking up.

He didn't answer immediately, and the waiting people had lost their patience: "I don't care, anyway, as you said, no matter what I do, I won't be angry, so... don't be angry next..."

She bit on Dazai's lips.

Xiao Ba struggled to open her eyes. She felt as if her limbs were sore as if she had run across the entire earth, but she also had an inexplicable sense of relaxation...?

"Um...wake up?" The person next to her also woke up a little when she moved, but quickly hugged her and closed her eyes, "It's still early...let's go to sleep again, I'm so sleepy ..."

Xiao Ba hummed, but thinking about the dream he just had, he couldn't sleep again: "I had a very strange dream yesterday."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai, with his eyes closed, made a nasal sound to indicate that he was listening.

"I dreamed that I was hungry, and then I went to a wine cellar to catch a fish..." Xiao Ba wondered why she caught fish when she was hungry, and it was still a fish in the wine cellar !

Drunk fish?

"I took a bite of the fish and felt no hunger, so I wanted to stop, but..." Xiao Ba frowned and recalled, "The fish jumped up by itself and pressed me, so I insisted on eating..."

Why is there a fish that gives itself to cats?

And why the fish is still not missing at all after eating it several times? Is this an infinitely regenerated fish!

So unscientific!

No, it's a dream, and there is no logic in the dream.

Well, that's fine.

Osamu Dazai let out a slight laugh.

"Do you think it's interesting too?" Xiaoba turned over, halfway slowed down because of the soreness on his waist, but Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to support her waist, hugged her into his arms, and used his arm to pillow It made her feel much more relaxed on her unbearable waist.

Not to mention that Osamu Dazai pressed the uncomfortable place on the back of her waist a few times, which made her feel more comfortable, but it was so rare that he slept without a bandage today, and she could feel his smooth skin... Huh?

skin?

Xiao Ba, who was already drowsy, suddenly woke up, only to find that the pajamas he was supposed to be wearing had disappeared.

The same goes for the guy next to him.

Xiaoba: "..."

Although the boyfriend is too clingy that they started to live together and sleep together very early, but considering Hachi’s body, Osamu Dazai still simply sleeps honestly and mostly kisses and hugs, so he always wears clothes well...

Xiao Ba swallowed, raised his head cautiously, and met the smiling kite-colored eyes.

"Xiao Ba was so enthusiastic last night, I almost couldn't stand it!" He said with a smile in a drawn out tone.

Xiaoba: "..."

Silently recalling his dream, Xiao Ba angrily covered his head with the quilt: Who can't stand it!

fraud!

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, Xiaoba, don't ignore me..."

"You're going to Tsurumigawa to investigate today, aren't you?" Looking at the time, Xiao Ba kicked the person who was still coy and trying to get under the bed, "It's time to leave."

Osamu Dazai reluctantly got up.

Although he didn't want to be separated from his girlfriend, but considering that if he didn't leave, Kunikida Doppo would come to his house to arrest someone. Dazai Osamu could only happily go to the investigation site after asking for a series of sweets.

The scenery of the Tsurumi River today is very good, the sky is clear and the sky is clear, it is rare for Osamu Dazai to be in a good mood: "I wish I could come here with Hachi..." He murmured to himself.

In the next second, he heard the sound of receiving a message from his mobile phone.

At this time, who sent the message?

He fished it out suspiciously and opened it:

OK, let's go together if we have time.

By Xiaoba

Dazai:? !

Could it be that Xiaoba finally got the hang of it (?) and knew to put a bug on him!

When the second message came, he quickly opened it:

Of course I didn’t release it. Didn’t I say that I don’t need that.

As long as you are within the scope of Kanagawa, no matter what you do or say, I can know.

By Xiaoba

The world gives gifts to good children.

The feat of saving 70 people should be rewarded.

After Xiaoba woke up, she discovered that she had become the master recognized by this land.

Everything that happened in this land, as long as she wanted, she could know.

This is the spontaneous feedback of the instinctive consciousness of the saved people and those connected with them.

——Even if they have long forgotten the fact that they lost their lives in the old world.

Once upon a time, there was a very cute kitten in the forest. Everyone liked it very much. It had long thick fur and a big fluffy tail. It walked in the forest like a little princess.

Ordinary kittens like to eat fish, but this kitten hates fish very much.

"But cats like to eat fish!" The dark mackerel poked its head out of the water and said to the little cat on the shore, "Why don't you like fish?"

"Because the fish has a lot of fish bones, and also has a fishy smell," said the kitten, wrinkling its nose cutely, "I hate fish bones, and I hate fishy smell."

So, as long as there are no fish bones and no fishy smell, you will like to eat fish, right?

The mackerel nodded seriously, and began to think of a way. It ate the onion stalks growing on the water bank, the ginger buried in the soil, and even asked for wine from the knight to sprinkle on itself. Then it pulled out the fishbone that protected its soft belly one by one. When it finally finished all this, it came to the cat: "Look, I took off the fishy smell from myself, and I pulled out the fishbone on my body." The fishbone, now there is nothing you hate, you can eat me!"

The little kitten checked carefully and found that he was not lying, so he happily ate the mackerel.

"...The kitten who ate the mackerel will no longer be hungry, so it lives happily in the forest... How about this mackerel that makes itself so delicious and doesn't like to eat it? Isn’t the story about the cat that the fish ate the fish nice? Really?”

The little boy lying on the bed shrank his head into the quilt.

Osamu Dazai pulled off the quilt, revealing the pitiful little boy inside: "...the cats who are forced to eat fish they don't like are so pitiful."

Osamu Dazai turned pale with shock: "!? Son, why do you think so!!! Obviously cats like to eat fish that have become delicious later on!"

"The cat just ate that fish..."

That's right, Dazai Osamu thought deeply: "So I really think...Maomao was bewitched by the mackerel, so she ate the mackerel that I didn't like? Do you think she was cheated?"

"Huh? No, cats don't like fish because of the strong fishy smell and fish bones. It's not that they don't like fish, so after the mackerel removes the fishy smell and pulls out its spines, isn't it the cat? Are you happy to eat it?" Shi asked suspiciously, "Why does Dad think that cats don't like fish?"

I really don't understand what my father thinks. Although I said at the beginning that cats don't like fish, after listening to the story, I know that what cats don't like is the fishy smell and fish bones, not the fish itself.

If what you hate is the fish itself, then no matter how delicious the mackerel makes itself, the cat will not eat it!

"Just like I hate the smell of coriander, I also hate the smell of coriander." After thinking about it, I used myself as an example, "If the smell of coriander is not so strong, then I can work hard to eat it!"

After a while, when Shi Shi started to feel drowsy, he felt a warm hand with bandages and rough texture gently caressing his cheek, helping him to plug the uncovered cup: "Shi really really It's very similar to Xiaoba..."

Hey, why... Obviously, every uncle and aunt who saw me would say that I look exactly like my father... Only my father always said that I was the same as my mother... I was thinking shapelessly in the rising sleepiness.

Obviously, his black curly hair and iris-colored eyes are all printed in the same mold as his father's. Even if he becomes a kitten, his eyes are not the same color as his mother's, but are iris-colored.

Why don't you ask your mother tomorrow... But what my mother said will definitely be true...

That hand flattened the quilt, turned off the bedside lamp, and the light he felt through his eyelids suddenly disappeared, and then he felt the familiar breath of his father approaching, and kissed his forehead tenderly: " Good night, really."

So the thoughts that were drifting in sleepiness sank down without any struggle after the habitual goodnight kiss.

Gently closing the door of the child's bedroom, Osamu Dazai returned to the master bedroom. The long-haired woman who was half lying on the bed and reading the book in her hand by the bedside lamp raised her eyes helplessly: "Don't tell the truth such a frightening fairy tale. , what should I do if I have a nightmare?"

I made myself delicious and gave the fish to the cat. This story is very dark no matter how you think about it!

"How come, isn't it a normal fairy tale!" Dazai Osamu argued, and quickly got into bed, got into the bed and put his arms around Hachi's waist, took a deep breath, and then said indignantly, "It's not normal for cats to eat fish What's wrong!"

"But it's not normal for a fish to want to be eaten." Xiaoba expressionlessly grabbed a claw that was trying to reach in, but instead of pushing it away, he separated his fingers and put his own fingers together. Into it.

Fingers intertwined.

As a result, the person who was a little bit disappointed because he was not obviously rejected the courtship suddenly calmed down.

"Since Xiaoba, you say so..." Osamu Dazai played with his wife's finger, muttering, "Okay, I'll think of a new story tomorrow... How about the story about the bandage ball and the kitten?"

Don’t cats love to play with balls of yarn, so it’s no problem to change it to a bandage!

Osamu Dazai thought this idea was very good, and began to conceive a new bedtime fairy tale so that he could tell it to the real audience tomorrow.

Xiaoba: "..."

She shouldn't have expected Dazai to tell any normal fairy tales.

"I'll get you to sleep tomorrow," Xiao Hachi interrupted the "fairy tale" story that Osamu Dazai had already made up in his head, "Go to bed early."

"Huh!? I'm not tired at all, Hachi, I'm tired of coaxing the children, I'll go and coax them!" Osamu Dazai tried his best to make Hachi's life easy, "and Shi often asks strange questions. , I have to think about it before I can answer, you are already very tired during the day with so many things in mind, so just rest well at night, in fact, I will take care of it!"

Xiao Ba looked at the palms intertwined with her fingers, and rubbed the back of his hands lightly for a while, and when he started to list No. 20 eight, taking care of children should be the father's job, not the mother's job, she suddenly said: "Is it because I'm jealous that I tell the truth?"

Dazai suddenly lost his voice.

But the arms around his waist tightened suddenly.

After a while, the person next to me whispered softly, "Xiao Ba has never coaxed me like this before...why let him have things that I don't have..."

Not even his son.

"..." Although I thought about whether I was jealous of my own son, but I didn't expect that it was really the reason... Xiao Ba thought for a while, and suddenly asked: "Then, do you want to listen to a bedtime story?"

There was no answer, but the exposed bright iris-colored eyes had already given the answer.

So she lay down, turned off the bedside lamp, and whispered the story:

Once upon a time there was a very cute kitten with long thick fur and a big beautiful fluffy tail. Everyone in the forest liked her and wanted to be friends with her.

But Kitten has a friend in the water, a black mackerel.

"They told me you hate the smell of fish," the mackerel asked one day, "so why would you be my friend?"

"Because you are very nice, I like you." The little cat said, "I saw you saved others from under the waterfowl's claws, and I like small animals that help others, so I like you."

Mackerel was silent for a while, then asked in a low voice: "What if I did it on purpose? I deliberately lured the bird over to save people..."

"Then it's a lie that you were almost eaten to save someone?"

The mackerel shook his head. Although it was the bird it attracted on purpose, it had no friendship with waterfowl, and people would eat it if they saw it.

"That's right. I don't care why you saved people. What I saw was that you almost died trying to save other animals. It's just a fact!" The kitten lowered its head and looked across the water. Kiss the fish in the water, "No matter what you think, as long as this premise exists, it is a fact that I like you!"

Facing the misty moonlight shining in through the window screen, she closed her eyes and kissed her lover's lips:

"So, it's true that I love you."