Bandage fine tricks

At the same time that the devil was teaching his daughter in the parallel world how to cuckold himself in another world, Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency.

Kunikida Doppo felt that the sun came out from the west today.

——Although he poked his head out of the window 1 minute ago, he did see the sun hanging in the east.

The bandage waste device that is either committing suicide or on the way to suicide every day, today, unexpectedly, went to work on time! ?

He was also seriously sitting in his own seat to deal with the paperwork that was usually handed over to the poor junior Atsushi Nakajima without even looking at it! ?

Could it be that the world is finally going to be destroyed! ?

"Kunikida-kun is serious, I will also work hard!" The young man with kite-colored eyes showed a refreshing and clean smile that would make Kunikida Doppo and all the people he cheated reflexively sick, "I But very serious about getting the job done quickly—ah, I can go when the job is done, right?"

"That's right..." Kunikida Doppo subconsciously said: The work of the Armed Detective Agency is almost a flexible work system, and there is no very strict clock-in and commute, which is not suitable for their nature, so as long as the work is done It's okay to leave early.

Not to mention that Osamu Dazai always throws things to other people even if they are not finished. ,Working hours?This kind of thing has never stopped Osamu Dazai from committing suicide.

So... Osamu Dazai, who cares about such things today, really didn't eat poisonous mushrooms?

"It's too much, Kunikida-kun, I will work hard too!" Dazai Osamu showed a very wronged expression, but soon his attention was attracted by something, showing a slightly startled look.

Doppo Kunikida felt a little puzzled, followed his gaze, and found that Osamu Dazai was looking at Atsushi Nakajima, a new member of the Armed Detective Agency—a newcomer recommended by Osamu Dazai to join the detective agency because of the man-eating tiger incident. At the same time, it is also the target of Osamu Dazai recently throwing out the work he is not interested in under the pretext of "teaching you more about the detective agency".

At this time, the white-haired boy who was holding a copy of the documents given by Ms. Haruno and was about to send it to another clerk was staring suspiciously at a basket placed by the window sill that was not opened: a basket made of rattan wood. , the edge is rubbed very smooth, with a thin layer of pulp, unlike the newly bought rattan basket, which will meet with wood thorns everywhere, so you don't have to worry about being stabbed by barbs inadvertently.

The naked eye can see that the rattan basket was covered with thick blankets and pillows, which almost filled the concave part in the middle of the basket by [-]%, and then covered it with a foot-long blanket.

But that's not why Atsushi Nakajima is attracting attention.

He'd noticed the basket at first because it was sitting on the windowsill, and the normally open window was closed and the lock carefully locked.

This is a bit strange.

Because he remembered that when he wanted to close this window last time, Mr. Dazai, who was the nearest, stopped him, and when he asked why it was still open in the cold weather, he replied that it was convenient for him to commit suicide by jumping out of the window.

Atsushi Nakajima at the time: ...

...How should I put it, although I am very grateful to Dazai-san for giving him a place to stay, but some hobbies of the respectable Dazai-san are really not flattering.

Even if it is for air circulation!

As far as he observed, Mr. Dazai really defended the right to open the window to the death and would not close the window even if Mr. Ranpo came over. If Mr. Kunikida Doppo was not watching, he might jump out of the window at any time—but Now, this window, which Mr. Dazai regards as both "sneaking out" and "suicide route", is actually closed?

Is the sun coming out from the west?

Atsushi Nakajima had the urge to poke his head out to study the position of the sun.

But before he took action, he suddenly noticed that the foot-long blanket covering the rattan wooden basket suddenly moved.

First, the raised part in the middle moved, and then that raised part began to move slowly and lazily towards the edge of the rattan basket, as if something underneath... was slowly approaching the edge.

Atsushi Nakajima held his breath subconsciously. When the bulge reached the edge of the blanket and was about to protrude from the edge, facing the unknown fear, he couldn't help swallowing: What... Out!

Yes, it will be something terrible...

The edge of the blanket was arched by something moving underneath, and Atsushi Nakajima saw a... pink animal nose sticking out of the edge.

Atsushi Nakajima: "Cats, cats... why are there cats here... eh!"

The white-haired boy who was suddenly dragged away from the window sill with his mouth covered was terrified, and he thought he had encountered something. When he realized that it was Mr. Dazai who was dragging him away from the vine basket with his mouth covered, the panic in his eyes dissipated Go, waited for Osamu Dazai to let go of his hand before he heaved a sigh of relief: "T-Mr. Dazai..."

"Shh, Atsushi-kun, don't scare her!" Osamu Dazai made a gesture of "silence" to the younger generation of the detective agency, then let go of him, and moved himself to the window sill—to be precise, to When he arrived in front of the kitty who had just got its head out from under the blanket, there was a gentle smile on his face that was completely different from his usual funny and cheerful look: "Are you awake, Mario, do you want to sleep a little longer?" ? The little one needs to sleep more to grow taller!"

The little white cat that got its head out from under the blanket exhaled: When she woke up, she found that she was buried tightly. She almost thought she was going to be smothered to death.

"Hey? Did you wake up from boredom? I'm sorry, dad was worried that Mariya would catch a cold, so he accidentally covered the quilt too thick!" He apologized, and folded the edge of the blanket slightly so that the little cat could show its head, but He didn't remove all the blankets covering it, "Is it okay to expose the head? If you take the blanket away all at once, you may catch a cold and get sick."

He stretched out his hand, cupped the kitten's head, and rubbed it lightly with the palm of his palm. The light pink ornaments on the ears, which seemed to be decorated on the ears, scratched hard against the palm, like a wound on his heart.

The naked eye can't see it, only the heart knows how painful the invisible wound is.

As if sensing his emotional changes, the little white cat turned its head, and the cat ears slid out of its palm.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and soon showed a sad expression: "Hey... Daddy can't even touch it?"

The little white cat put its head on the other side, staring at the hand wrapped with a small part of the bandage with its eyes of different colors.

"Okay... If you don't touch it, don't touch it..." The young man with kite-colored eyes withdrew his hand aggrievedly, resting his chin on the kitten whose eyes were half-closed as if it was about to fall asleep again.

His appearance was honestly reflected on the glass of the window close at hand: he clearly wanted to pretend to be wronged, but at the corners of his mouth and under his eyes, there was a gentle smile that was so faint that it was almost impossible to find, but it was real. Can't hide it.

Atsushi Nakajima stared blankly at the interaction between the senior who led him into the detective agency and the kitten named Mario, and he could hardly believe that it was Mr. Dazai who was usually out of joy.

I've never seen Mr. Dazai show such an expression...

"Mr. Kunikida..." He whispered to his senior's partner for help, trying to get an answer from him: Dazai-san...does he still have such a side?

Kunikida Doppo was pushing his glasses desperately: "No way...is the poisonous mushroom this time so powerful? But this Dazai doesn't seem to be too troublesome..."

If not, just leave it alone?

Apart from the explanation of "eating poisonous mushrooms", Kunikida Doppo couldn't think of a reason why the second Osamu Dazai would become like this.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Is this what my colleagues from the detective agency did?

Kunikida Doppo didn't know what Atsushi Nakajima was thinking now, he just felt that Osamu Dazai was not quite right after he came back from the banquet at Kuno's house: "Hey, Dazai, haven't you been tired of playing the house game yet? Recently, Yokohama The situation is very wrong, and it is not the time for you to be idle like this."

He called that kitten his daughter that day, and today he still calls himself "Daddy"... Still not tired of the boring game on a whim?

——If it was another time, he would be very happy to see such a Dazai Osamu who can obediently stay in the detective agency to handle work and not go to various places to commit suicide to cause trouble for everyone, but the problem is... now is not something you can relax when.

The kitten, which had already been drowsy from the sun, opened its eyes. The fundus of the eyes was clear, and it seemed that it was not sleepy at all.

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai sighed, and complained: "Kunikida-kun, really, don't disturb our father and daughter's time together, it's already a second less than a second..." He said sadly, turning his head , reluctantly put on an appearance of listening and respecting, "What happened?"

"The movement of the port mafia is unusual." Kunikida Doppo said succinctly, "Dazai, do you still remember the Sanhuamao incident that Hachi worked on about half a year ago?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was listening by the side, showed a puzzled expression: The Sanhuamao incident?

"Ah, that, of course I remember." Dazai Osamu replied indifferently, "A man who coveted the exorbitant price of a tomcat stole someone else's cat, but was blocked by Xiao Ba. --Any questions?"

Shanyu Hezhi is the illegitimate son of a member of parliament. In order to prevent the revenge of the opponent he provoked, he asked the Japanese police to transfer his lover and illegitimate son away, including Hezhi's Sanhua male cat, Aji.

"Not long ago, when I was tracking another incident, I came into contact with some black market news. Not long ago, someone bought a three-flower male cat from Japan at a sky-high price-judging from the pattern, it was Aji."

Sanhua is a kind of cat with different patterns. No matter how similar it looks, if you compare the color and appearance of the body carefully, you will not find the difference. It can be said that it is almost impossible to have two Sanhua cats that are exactly the same in the world. .

Not to mention the Sanhua male cat.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, absent-minded: "Then?"

"The anonymous buyer who bought Aji also released a reward message, offering a reward of 30 billion yen to buy a cat with any color, male or female, and only one brown and one green with different colored eyes. Shaped meat pad." Kunikida Doppo looked at the rattan basket beside Osamu Dazai, where the little white cat was looking up at him.

From his angle, you can clearly see the amazingly beautiful different-colored eyes of this little cat in the sun.

One brown, one green.

From its front paws that stick out from the blanket, the shape of the pink and tender pads is exactly the same as the chocolate that Xiaoba made for the president on Valentine's Day.

"And," Kunikida Doppo closed the notebook he used to record various itineraries and even information, "the port mafia accepted this bounty."

Almost at the same time when Kunikida Doppo's voice fell, Osamu Dazai's face changed suddenly, and he quickly reached out his hand towards the rattan basket beside him - no one in the detective agency has ever seen Osamu Dazai move so quickly - but he still slowed down. took a step.

Fingers carrying the power of [Disqualification in the World] rubbed against the vine wooden basket, and the vine wooden basket that had gradually faded became solid again, but before the fingers touched its fur, the kitten placed inside was carefully cared for just disappeared.