Bandage fine tricks

Children with strong learning ability can't put weird guys around them.

Otherwise, they will learn to be bad every minute.

——Especially a black mud spirit! ! !

Must be quarantined! ! !

Far away!Best quarantined to the end of the world! ! !

This is the bloody lesson Kunikida Doppo received.

On the way back to the detective agency from the customs building, he watched his partner take out all kinds of lock cylinders from his body one by one for Xiao Ba to learn how to open locks—the ghost knows that he is wearing a slim waistcoat shirt How do you hide those gadgets under the combination of a slim trench coat!

Until standing in front of the gate of the detective agency, the girl wearing light brown half-rim glasses was still frowning and focused on fighting the seventh lock cylinder.

Although all the attention is focused on the lock cylinder in his hand, after staying in the detective agency these days, Xiaoba has already been familiar with the internal structure of the detective agency, and he can accurately feel his position even if he doesn't look at the road , not long after she sat down on the seat, the lock cylinder in her hand made a familiar clicking sound: "...ah, it's open!"

The girl looked up excitedly, wanting to show Mr. Dazai her achievements, but when she raised her head, she saw Kunikida-sensei, who was extremely reflective in the mirror.

The teacher was holding a stack of test papers that were more than [-] centimeters thick by visual inspection.

Xiaoba: "..."

Xiao Ba swallowed: "Well, Mr. Kunikida, these are...?"

"I found that I underestimated your learning ability. Top students should have the teaching methods of top students," Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, and said, "Don't worry, it's not a math paper."

Ah, it's not mathematics... Xiao Ba breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's history."

Xiao Ba loosened half of his breath and got stuck in his throat, and suddenly coughed desperately: "Cough cough cough..."

A historical scroll with a thickness of at least [-] centimeters...

No, she would rather do math papers! ! !

Where is her Japanese history? ! !

"Teacher...doesn't he teach mathematics?" After finally recovering his breath, Xiaoba managed to smile and tried to pass the test. "For history, shouldn't it be better to find a history teacher to make up lessons?"

"Although I don't have a mathematics major, I have also taken history as an elective. It is more than enough to tutor junior high school history." Kunikida Doppo said calmly, "There is also Chinese."

Xiaoba: "..."

Why did she still have to fall into the tutoring hell after transmigrating! ?

At times like this, I especially wish that I was just an innocent kitten, so there's no need... huh?

Why did Kunikida-sensei suddenly become taller... No, it's because her eyesight has become shorter!

……No way! ?

"So you'd better hurry up and start writing. The time I set aside for you in my plan is only..." Kunikida Doppo halfway through speaking, suddenly lost his voice.

The figure of the girl wearing light brown half-rimmed glasses disappeared on the sofa.

Kunikida Doppo was silent for a while, then squatted down so that his eyes were at the same level as the cat with different eyes squatting on the sofa.

The surprised gaze of the blond young man met the black cat with soft, fluffy and thick fur that was easy to touch at first glance, and he confirmed one thing from the cat's face that couldn't hide its bewilderment: "...Xiao Ba ?”

The black long-haired cat looked at him blankly and innocently, as if he couldn't understand what he was saying at all.

Kunikida Doppo hiccupped: Could it be that after Hachi became a cat, his thinking was completely cat-like, and he couldn't understand human language?

Perhaps this problem can be solved after a deep grasp of the ability, but now... Speaking of which, why did she suddenly become a cat?The pressure is too great, so the supernatural power goes berserk?No no no all in all the key now is...

"Dazai, get over here!" Kunikida Doppo roared aggressively towards the office.

——When encountering this kind of problem related to supernatural powers, just look for the bandage waste device!

Dazai, who was ordered to roll to the other side and not to get close to the Xiaoba cram school area because "it will cause serious adverse effects on minors whose three views have not yet formed", poked his head out from behind the cubicle in doubt, and then saw the What Kida couldn't see was the pitiful, pitiful and helpless cat with different eyes written all over his face.

Dazai: "..."

Xiao Ba desperately conveyed his thoughts with his eyes: Q_Q Mr. Dazai help me, I don’t want to write history papers! ! !

Dazai: "...Hey, this window looks like it can be used to jump off a building, let me give it a try!"

The young man with iris-colored eyes was about to step out of the window with an expression of discovering the new world, but his movements stopped halfway—— Kunikida Doppo rushed over at some point and grabbed his collar, Drag him to the "teaching room".

——Partners are such things, it is because they know each other too well that they become partners and act together!

"Remove Hachi's ability to riot, and then you can stay where you are!" Throwing this lump of black mud in front of the black cat, Kunikida Doppo is ready, and when Dazai removes Hachi's ability, immediately The plan to throw this guy away.

Of course, considering that Hachimao, whose thinking has been "catized", may be stimulated to escape, before setting off to catch Dazai, he remembered to catch the black cat first.

Xiaobamao, who was paralyzed by the nape of his neck, used his whole body to explain what it means to live without love.

Seeing this, Dazai couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "Okay, Kunikida, put her down, you hold her like this, she won't look very good after the supernatural power is released--Xiao Hachi is not a child anymore .”

This is going to be a different boy, so it's okay to be so tight, but considering that Xiao Hachi is a girl who has already entered junior high school and will soon be able to enter high school, if Kunikida keeps this posture and restores her to her original appearance, it will be difficult for women. Saying that would be too rude.

"Oh, yes, you're right." Kunikida thought about it too, although he didn't know how Hachi became a cat (after all, no one can explain the operation mode of supernatural powers, and he himself didn't know why his [ Dubuyinke] can turn paper into other items), but if it turns back, it will still look like being carried by myself...

That would be too bad.

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses to cover up the embarrassment he imagined, and put the cat down.

When Kunikida put Hachi-neko on the sofa, Dazai walked over, his body seemed to inadvertently block Kunikida's gaze, from his position, he could only see his back and what seemed to be stretched forward. hand.

Bending down to see the poor kitten on the sofa with his face upturned, Dazai chuckled, stretched out his hand, and gently landed on top of the kitten's head.

The dense, thick and soft touch under the palm lasted only a moment, and the phantom light faded away, and his hand landed on top of the girl wearing light brown half-rimmed glasses.

Through the light brown lenses, the girl's eyes met his. He blinked, and Xiao Ba was stunned, and then he reacted—the next second, the face was full of pity just now, and he almost cried out. The girl already had a blank expression on her face: "Mr. Dazai? When did you come here?"

Hey, anyone in the world can lick this kitten, except him. Although I have licked it before, it wasn't her real body at that time... Dazai Osamu complained in his heart, and his face was the same cheerful smile as before , was about to say something when he was grabbed by the collar and forced to back away.

The hand that was still on top of Xiao Ba's head also came off.

"Okay, it's none of your business, hurry up and write this incident report!" Kunikida Doppo dragged his partner who started to make trouble as soon as he didn't stop, and he didn't forget to turn around and tell Hachi, "It's nothing , concentrate on your studies."

Xiao Ba responded with a surprised face: "Ah, oh... I see, Mr. Kunikida."

It wasn't until watching the two of them bypass the screen that Kunikida scolded his partner for not writing a report and leaving things to the clerk for the first time in the office area next door, Xiao Hachi couldn't help showing a depressed expression, But he still took the test paper resignedly and started to read the questions.

The president agreed to be Hachi's summer tutor, but this does not mean that Kunikida Doppo's schedule will only revolve around Hachi—while assigning Hachi the corresponding homework for her to complete, this The serious workaholic Mr. will still be responsible for the corresponding work in the detective agency, including but not limited to accepting various commissions, and completing commissions such as investigation and evidence collection during the tutoring period for Xiaoba.

The schedule is sufficient and reasonable, and the work is efficient and motivated, which is in stark contrast to his partner who fishes every day.

Of course, saying so much is actually just to illustrate one thing, that is, Mr. Kunikida Doppo, who works too hard to carry out the work with the president's request, can't keep an eye on his students well at all times.

Or his partner—but this doesn't need to be emphasized, after all, before he accepted this summer student, Kunikida Doppo had never been able to watch his partner commit suicide...

This led to Hachi having a gap to take advantage of: the period when Kunikida had not come back after completing the assigned homework ahead of schedule was free time.

——Of course, Hachi will not let Kunikida know that the homework he thought would take her a day can actually be done in an hour...

Since I was a child, I spent three days in the summer vacation to finish my summer homework and tried to devote the remaining two months to "playing". After being tied back to the study, Xiao Ba, who was not called Xiao Ba back then, learned one thing, that is: there is no need to rush homework if you don't reach the deadline.

As long as I know it, I can do it anytime.

This trick can effectively prevent parents from adding additional burdens to you.

When I was in elementary school, I learned how to deal with stupid bosses. "I'm doing it but I haven't finished it. Do you want the leader now? Then I'll catch up with you." Finish before [-]:[-]"—Of course, Xiao Ba will not forget such a trivial matter of crossing.

All in all, it is to wave as much as you can on the bottom line that you can bear!

So, when Xiaoba, who had a lot of time to spare, and the deadline for the second part of "The Envoy of God" hadn't reached yet (the reason is the same as homework), while shopping around and thinking about whether she should think about the subject of the next article, she saw There seems to be a piece of clothing floating in the river next to it?

The clothes looked familiar.

Hey, that dress still raised his hand to wave to her?

Xiaoba: "..."

Clothes, clothes have become fine! ?

A few minutes later, at the bank of the slowly flowing river, Xiao Hachi and the clothed spirit floating in the river—oh no, Mr. Dazai were chatting and taking a walk.

To be precise, one is walking on the bank of the river and the other is floating in the water.

"It's to think about life more clearly..." Xiao Hachi heard Dazai Osamu give the reason why he floated in the river early in the morning, and said, "It's really comfortable to float in the water."

Just like returning to the mother's gestation, you can forget about any pressure and don't care.

From this point of view, Xiao Hachi quite understands what Mr. Dazai did. Judging from the performance of the detective agency these days, although Mr. Dazai often fishes and likes to make troubles to make Mr. Kunikida angry, he is also a detective. The proud clerk in the agency is extremely trusted and relied on by the clerks.

Even Mr. Kunikida, although he dislikes Mr. Dazai every day, he still trusts Mr. Dazai when encountering problems.

According to Ms. Haruno, Mr. Kunikida once said that he is a "perfect partner" - although if you ask Mr. Kunikida about this, he will definitely not admit it!

Under such expectations, it is normal to have pressure, but you can't show it to those you trust, so some innocuous little habits are necessary as a channel to release stress.

"Yes, yes!" Mr. Dazai, who was floating in the river, said in a cheerful tone, not forgetting Qiangli Amway, "So how about Xiaoba come and float together?"

"I don't need it," Xiao Ba refused without hesitation, "I'll get tanned."

Xiao Ba, who was wearing sun protection clothing, a parasol, and cropped trousers, only showing a small section of white and delicate ankles, said so as he walked along the river bank.

"Compared to this, Mr. Dazai, did something float out of your pocket just now?" Xiao Hachi saw something moving away from Osamu Dazai with sharp eyes.

The person who was floating heard the words and touched his pocket: "...Ah, my wallet is gone."

Xiaoba: "...it's still floating two meters away from your heels, now you can turn around and catch it."

Dazai Osamu's sober thinking plan ended early because of this episode, and the wet young man who climbed up the bank looked through his wallet: "Ah, luckily I didn't lose it, otherwise I would have to use Kunikida's card again!"

again?

"Mr. Dazai often swipes Mr. Kunikida's card?" Xiao Hachi, who was holding an umbrella, stood at the upper air outlet to block the sea breeze, so as to prevent the young man who was still dripping from the whole body from increasing the chance of getting sick due to the wind.

"Well, because I often lose my wallet!"

"……often?"

Mr. Dazai doesn't seem like the kind of person who can lose everything, or is the law and order in Yokohama so bad?

"That's right," Osamu Dazai said casually, "It's easy to lose your wallet when you're in the water. Is this the sixth wallet this month?" He said thoughtfully.

It's only the third day of this month... Little Ba doesn't know what to say: "... won't you hold your wallet in your hand before going into the water or give it to someone else for safekeeping?"

"Holding things in your hands while floating is a hindrance to thinking, and no one else can... that's right!" Halfway through the sentence, Osamu Dazai seemed to have thought of something, reached out and threw the wallet into Hachi's arms, " Xiao Ba will keep it safe for me! When I need to use it, I will ask Xiao Ba for money."

"Hey? Mr. Dazai?" Xiao Ba, who was scrambling to catch the wallet, looked confused, "Don't wait for me..."

"By the way, Hachi has almost opened all the locks on the market, right?" Osamu Dazai had an expression on his face that he suddenly realized that the learning progress bar could be advanced, "Then it's almost time to enter the next stage——Hachi, what do you want to do?" Don't you want to try the actual combat exercise?"

Xiao Ba, who was pinching the man's wallet, had a bad feeling: "...What do you mean?"

It is known that the reason why Osamu Dazai taught Hachi to open the lock is that if Hachi is kidnapped or locked in a certain room one day, she can escape successfully by her own strength.

It can be seen from this that the so-called actual combat exercise is...

In the empty room, Xiao Hachi sat obediently on the high-backed chair in the middle, leaned her hands around the back of the chair, and let Osamu Dazai handcuff her with a pair of handcuffs, and her feet were separated from the high-backed chair. One of his legs was handcuffed, and then his legs were handcuffed together with a pair of anklets, and his little finger was wrapped around his body with a steel cable that was thick and finely crafted, but it was also seen to be very tough, and the end was locked with another lock. live.

Finally, the young man with iris-colored eyes took off the bandage on his left wrist, and covered the pair of different-colored pupils.

"...Well, Mr. Dazai, I can understand the rest... But, you have tied me up like this," Xiao Hachi said hesitantly, "There is no need to blindfold anymore, right? And the most important hand restraint is in the Behind, I can't see even if I don't cover my eyes..."

"This will not work!"

Mr. Dazai's cheerful tone was close at hand, Xiao Hachi could even smell the water on his body - this was because the other party was knotting the blindfold bandage on the back of her head, so the distance was very close.

"Because I want to completely imitate the kidnapper! If I were the kidnapper, I would definitely not let Xiao Ba see what I look like - if I am seen, I will be finished!"

"Okay, the exam has begun! Let me explain in advance," Dazai Osamu tied a beautiful bow on his slightly curly black hair, let go, pulled another chair, and sat upside down with the back of the chair, his kite-colored eyes Her eyes showed the appearance of a girl whose whole body was restrained, her eyes were covered with bandages, but her expression was still calm, "If Hachi passes the exam successfully, I have a gift for you!"