Bandage fine tricks

"...I have already asked the employees who were attacked by the man-eating tiger after the night shift five days ago, and confirmed the situation... Hey, Dazai, are you listening to me?" Kunikida Doppo held back his impatience, and tapped his arm said dissatisfied.

They came to the TV station today because of the several attacks made by the man-eating tiger, one of them was related to the employees of the TV station: the employee was also attacked by the man-eating tiger on the way home from the night shift. It's about creating illusions and illusions, so when he met the man-eating tiger, although he was panicked, he still had time to calm down and create an illusion, so that the man-eating tiger was confused by the illusion and failed to pounce on him—by the way, He was able to successfully get the job of the TV station because he was quite outstanding in this area. Although he was not outstanding in terms of lethality, he was very effective in light pollution. At this time, his ability comes in handy: it is used to replace the mechanical stage effect with the light and shadow effect created by his superpower...

Due to too many opportunities to use work on weekdays, the proficiency soared that the ultra-high-speed release speed was engraved in the bones, causing this employee who had worked too much overtime to almost instinctively release a large-scale dance when he encountered a tiger. As a result, the eyes of that poor man-eating tiger were dazzled——When Kunikida Doppo was recording the employee's description, he somehow felt sorry for the man-eating tiger.

After all, not every tiger has the effect of enjoying the beauty of dance under the gorgeous human aesthetics, and the effect of covering the face at super close range.

After all, the auditorium closest to the stage is separated by a long distance, so you won’t put light pollution on your face.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the employee quickly escaped.

It can be seen that no matter how useless the ability is, it may be useful to be diligent. After all, you never know when you will be able to use it to get a job or get a chance to escape.

The biggest loss from the attack was that the employee lost the unagi ochazuke that he had planned to take home for dinner.

——In almost every attack, the victim had some food with him.

They need to find the man-eating tiger quickly, Kunikida Doppo thought after noticing this.

The man-eating tiger didn't know how hungry it was, so it was attracted by the aroma of food and attacked humans.

Coincidences don't happen every time. If their investigation is not fast enough and they fail to catch the man-eating tiger in time, and a murder happens next time...Kunikida stops himself from thinking like this , he is not a pessimist.

But at this time, his partner's bandage wasting device even had a face full of blows, lying on the sofa as if he had lost his soul.

Even though he was smiling and seemed to be in a good mood just now, he turned his head into this appearance, which makes people suspect that he is insane.

"You don't know, Kunikida-kun, I just received one piece of bad news—no, to be precise, two pieces of bad news." The bandage wasting device slowly spat out a mouthful of soul, which was about to leave the body and die. Kunikida Doppo slapped him back with disgust.

"What are you messing with again?" Kunikida looked at his partner with disgust, thinking of something, his eyes brought a little vigilance, "It can't be those love debts you strike up again, right?"

He learned the word "peach blossom debt" from his student Xiaoba. I heard that it was used by the country across the sea to describe pink love. Of course, most of them refer to love without results, so it is called "rotten peach blossom".

"A person like Kunikida-kun who will be alone for the rest of his life won't understand my distressed thoughts!" The bandage man twisted his body and moved around on the sofa, "Damn it, how could you bully me like this..." His voice He suddenly lowered his voice, and he was the only one who could hear it, "It's fine in the past... It's still... You can still bully me like this..."

But that's just almost - Kunikida Doppo glanced at his partner suspiciously, was he bullied?

Because they are close enough now, and there is no source of noise to interfere with his hearing, he naturally heard Osamu Dazai talking to himself, and he just found it incredible.

Amazing, who can bully this black mud spirit?

Regardless of what everyone else thinks, the days go by.

Soon, Valentine's Day will arrive.

Unfortunately, for the students, there is still class on this day, and they will not be given a holiday because of the pink mood floating in the sky-because it is Wednesday.

As soon as he arrived at the school, Xiao Ba's face was blurred by the pink atmosphere.

Xiaoba: "..."

To be reasonable, even if today is February NO.14 Valentine's Day, the pink sky is a bit too much!

Take a closer look, oh, it turns out that the cherry blossoms in the school are blooming.

That's fine.

Thinking about it, the graduation ceremony will be less than a month away, and there will be no chance to return to this school by then. Xiaoba felt a little melancholy in her heart, but she quickly suppressed this melancholy feeling. Stepped into the campus.

Along the way, she politely rejected the girls who tried to give her chocolates, and Xiao Ba was a little distressed. Although after the Valentine's Day incident last year, she had already said that she would not accept any handmade food, but there are always people who don't give up. Try to see if you are the exception.

But to be reasonable, why do you, a girl, want to be an exception for another girl?

——Although the extremely chaotic relationship between men and women is synonymous with "really chaotic in the expensive circle", Teacher Zhenji herself seems to be restricted by the rules and regulations in the process of growing up, and she can't think of those things...

"Good morning, Saiki-san!" With the usual greeting, a coffee jelly box was pushed onto his desk. "Happy Valentine's Day!"

The people who had been silently paying attention to this side discovered that what the deputy squad leader gave to her tablemate was not the Giri chocolate or even the Honmei chocolate they had imagined - if it was the latter, Saiki might be dead now - but It's a box of coffee jelly.

What, coffee jelly!

After paying attention for three years, I found that every Valentine's Day, at most, I would only give my tablemate coffee jelly, and the people who had never given chocolates were a little bit less interested. Damn it, I really want the vice monitor's chocolate!

Even giri chocolate is good!

... Hey, your thoughts are a little dangerous. What do you mean if this is my natal chocolate, I will die now?

The pink-haired boy paused for a moment while pushing his glasses.

The deputy squad leader is really synonymous with disasters without knowing it.

Forget it, a kitten will not understand human distress.

"Last time Qi Mu passed by and helped me a little, so this is a thank you gift!" Seeing someone looking at him suspiciously, Xiao Ba turned around and explained with a smile.

The man turned back very disappointed—what are you disappointed about?

The almighty superpower didn't stop complaining in his heart, but he took the coffee jelly without hesitation: "Thank you."

The ability to see through did a good job of helping him see through the coffee jelly: what appeared to be just the base carton was actually a bar of chocolate.

Every year after entering junior high school, he could always find a plate of chocolates under the coffee jelly he received on Valentine's Day.

But no one in the same class as these two people knew about it.

From the day he started being at the same table more than two years ago, just like what he heard in the girl's voice, she was trying to find a balance between the ordinary life he hoped for and her desire to get along with her at the same table, The ordinary campus life he yearns for will not be destroyed because of having a deskmate who is extremely popular on campus.

The chocolates prepared for the tablemate have been sent out, and the others are next!

Xiao Ba looked at the teacher who had already started giving lectures on the podium, and he was splitting his mind. While looking at the notebook in hand, he had already put half of his attention on Maomao, the distracted body.

The black cat stretched, jumped off the stone slab lying on its stomach, and jumped out of the window.

"Meow~"

The soft meowing of a cat attracted Mao Lilan to look out of the window, and saw a very cute dark night cat poking its head over the window. What is "your little cutie suddenly appeared".

"It's a cat!" Mao Lilan said in surprise. Judging by the cleanliness of this coat, it doesn't seem to be a stray cat.

Still thinking this way, he saw the black kitten with fluffy long hair jumping in from the window, and took a beautiful white rose in its mouth to her hand.

Mo Lilan's face suddenly turned red.

Could it be that someone...

Then she saw the small backpack on the black cat, and the kitten was obviously signaling her to open the backpack on his back.

After unzipping the backpack on her back, Mao Lilan took out a plate of beautifully packaged chocolates.

The wrapping paper looked familiar, but the words "Senior Sister Ji Lan" written on the sticky note sandwiched on the bar of chocolate made her instantly focus on the target and understand who the gift chocolate for cats came from.

That day I saw Xiao Hachi take out such a wrapping paper in Mr. Akakubo's class, why did I forget... Mao Lilan took down the bar of chocolate and the white rose with a blushing face: "Thank you, Xiaoba."

"Meow!" You're welcome, I'm happy.

The little black cat licked its paw happily and let out a cry.

"Hey Xiaolan, do you know! Just now a black cat actually gave me a piece of chocolate and a red rose, oh my god, who is so romantic that he wants to give me Valentine's Day chocolate like this!" Suzuki Yuanzi's yelling could be heard clearly from when she was still outside the classroom.

At the same time as the voice fell, Suzuki Sonoko had already rushed in front of Mao Lilan, and saw chocolates with similar packaging—although the wrapping paper was different, but there was an inexplicable sense of sisterhood—and the white rose in front of her.

Before Suzuki Sonoko's thoughts turned to "Could it be that some Neptune gave me chocolate?", Mao Lilan explained in time: "Xiao Ba, this is Xiao Ba's gift to us."

Originally thought it was a Valentine's Day chocolate given to her by a handsome guy who secretly paid attention to her, Suzuki Sonoko was a little disappointed. Maomao fell from the sky with a rose in his mouth and brought chocolates. The appearance in front of her was too romantic. Suzuki Sonoko was very happy. I almost forgave this little flaw, and started to play with Mao Lilan happily.

And the little black cat has already left to deliver chocolates to the next person.

Well, there are only chocolates left for Yukichi-san.

The little kitty, who has walked around for a long time, is counting the last piece of chocolate left in his small backpack in the deserted suburbs of Yokohama. He is thinking about whether Mr. Yukichi will be in the tea room or the president's office of the detective agency at this time. Suddenly, A gust of wind blew by, sending a familiar breath in the wind.

It reminded her of Siberia's never-ending blizzards and the warm glow of fireplaces.

Little Hachimao was taken aback, but before he could react, a pair of slender hands stretched out and picked up the little black cat squatting on the stone pier.

The cool fingertips were submerged in the thick coat, and the warmth hit it, making it warm up too.

"Today is Valentine's Day, I will accept this chocolate," said the owner of the hands with a chuckle, "Happy Valentine's Day, Katyusha."