Bandage fine tricks

"Mr. Dazai?"

Xiao Ba gave a strange cry, as if he was in a trance, Dazai Osamu, who came back to his senses, and suddenly covered his face and squatted down: "Damn it, what kind of scum am I in the parallel world, to do such a thing... "

Eh?

A question mark slowly appeared above Xiao Ba's head, what does it mean?

Why did Mr. Dazai suddenly scold himself in the parallel world?

"Even Mr. Dazai from the parallel world can't slander Mr. Dazai from my world like this!" Xiao Ba was really angry this time.

By the way, Mr. Dazai from the two worlds is really a mouthful!

"And my world Mr. Dazai is a good person, he taught me a lot of useful things, you can't slander him like that!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai felt that there seemed to be some misunderstanding. He lowered his head and fiddled with the flower ring, and quickly found the mystery: after a little force, the flower ring was turned into two slender iron rods by him. piece.

No matter in terms of shape or angle, it is very suitable for sliding door lock picking equipment.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Xiao Ba felt that he had already given enough evidence: "Look, Mr. Dazai gave it to me, and it was given to me as a gift on the day I graduated as a teacher—although the matter of picking the door and graduating is said It doesn't sound good when it comes out!"

Osamu Dazai: "...May I take the liberty to ask, what is the content of your graduation exam? I need to make a judgment."

Xiao Ba didn't think much about it at all: "Drove a Maybach parked in the underground parking lot of the Port Mafia Building to a certain mountain outside Yokohama—by the way, that car just entered Japan and got a license plate the day before my exam." She paused, looked at Osamu Dazai who seemed to realize something, "I don't think I need to explain who the owner of this car is?"

Osamu Dazai nodded silently. This is indeed what he did: he used Chuya's new car as the content of his apprentice's graduation exam.

but……

This still can’t erase the ulterior motives of the other world’s self-made graduation gifts into rings: You said that if it’s for convenience or concealment, wouldn’t it be the same to make tools into bracelets?Or hand over the design blueprint to her, let her find a craftsman by herself, or help her find a craftsman, and let her participate in the polishing of this tool-no matter which one is better than directly handing over this ambiguous finished product to other side.

——It’s all Osamu Dazai, who doesn’t know who, if you don’t have this thought, how could you send such a thing?

No matter what kind of name he bears, it shows his hidden thoughts that cannot be pryed into.

Only this little girl didn't think about it at all, thinking that it was just a graduation gift from her teacher.

So what a beast I am in another world, to do such a thing to a child who has not yet reached the age of 16... Even if I always think that I am a scumbag, I can't admit that this kind of thing is good ?

Could it be that it was really because he was taught by Mr. Mori for a period of time, so that his hobbies were all aligned with him?

Thinking of this possibility, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but shudder.

It's terrible, just thinking about the possibility makes me feel like I'm sweating!

on the other hand……

Osamu Dazai silently looked at Hachi who was still confused: I don't have the idea of ​​"an ideal woman", because I am confident that no matter what kind of woman she is, I can transform her into what I like, but ...

No matter how much you "control people's hearts", you are still powerless about some practical things.

For example, height...

Xiao Ba's eyes were solemn: "Mr. Dazai, you were thinking about something very rude just now!"

"..."

What is this, the intuition of a beast? The me in another world would not be willing to jump into this pit because I was eaten to death by the intuition of this beast...

Unaware of the parallel world in my mind, my own image has slipped further and further into the abyss. Osamu Dazai—the one in the main text of this article—has already learned about Xiaoba’s disappearance. He didn’t hesitate at all, and soon Locked on the target, Brandeso.

"Why do you come to me when you encounter such a thing? I am not an all-knowing and omnipotent God, how could I know where Teacher Zhenji has gone?" Bai Lanjiesuo bit the marshmallow, and faced the three-stage interrogation, very upset Said unhappily.

In this living room belonging to Natsuhime’s house, besides Osamu Dazai, there are Yukichi Fukuzawa as the guardian and Ranpo Edogawa as the guardian (?). Fu Jingguang, representing the power of the royal family and Chang Lu Dajue of the Kingdom of Gold and Xiaobai who is the King of Silver.

"I'm lying!" the sharp detective said without hesitation.

Bailan Jesso: "...Although this time I can probably guess where she was taken."

Everyone looked sideways: How dare you say you don't know?

You are behind the scenes!

"NO, NO, NO," Bailan Jesso waved his hand very solemnly, "I really didn't do this!"

——Whether it is the self in the parallel world or the self in this world, it really wasn't him who did this!

After all, the one who did it was either Masaichi Irie or someone from the parallel world...

"It's a lot of trouble to say this, especially since I've already said it once before..." Bailan Jesso pinched the marshmallow boredly. The Q-bomb marshmallow feels particularly good and is very suitable for decompression.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who seemed to be closing his eyes all the time, opened his eyes and said, "You can explain it from the beginning."

"...Okay, let's go from there," Bran Jesso thought for a while and asked, "Do you know about parallel universes?"

After spending about half an hour explaining the concept and his own origin, Bailan Jesso finally brought the topic to Xiaoba's disappearance: "... If I guessed correctly, it should be a certain parallel who took her away. People of the world. I can probably guess how they do it."

Masaichi Irie.

When I was in junior high school, I came into contact with the out-of-spec props of the ten-year rocket launcher by accident, and then used it many times to travel to the world ten years later in order to confirm my future—as long as I make good use of this, I can control the world ten years later Irie Masaichi (25 years old) in the movie, and then blocked Irie Masaichi (15 years old) who had traveled to the world ten years later, and let him return to the normal world, and use ten-year rockets to destroy the people in his time. Ten years after Xiao Ba sent her away.

Normally, Xiaoba will arrive ten years later, but under the operation of Bailan Jesso's No. [-] shame list (developed because he was very unwilling to be calculated by his sister) to hijack the target of parallel world travel, it would have been Ten years after arriving in this world (A), people will be hijacked halfway and go to another world (B). Ten years later, considering that they need to stay there for a period of time, then the world that Xiaoba will arrive at may be different in time. There are some errors - that is, it will not be exactly "ten years", but "a few months away from ten years" or "a few days away from ten years".

"It seems that you should still know why she was taken away, and which world she was taken away to." Osamu Dazai said.

Bailan Jesso glanced at the young man whose expression was still the same as his usual smile, and threw the marshmallow in his hand that cracked the surface into his mouth: "I can probably guess it! "

No one answered, and they could see that Bailan Jesso hadn't finished speaking. Sure enough, in a short time, which was about to organize the language, Bailan Jesso spoke again: "After all, I was tricked into various organizations with names and surnames all over the world. Everyone has a share, that's the world..."

Crowd: ?

It seemed that he had heard something very extraordinary.

Is this guy in the parallel world so powerful, making him an enemy of the whole world?

"Although the me in other worlds did do this, the me in this world didn't do it voluntarily." Bailan Jesso quickly clarified, "The 'me' in this world has been tricked very badly by 'my sister'! "

He didn't tantalize people's appetites, and soon told the whole story about what happened in the world of Bran Jesso's Shame No. [-]—mainly, no matter how tantalizing it was, the black slime next to him would be fine. , but the president of the detective agency on the opposite side has already put his hand on the handle of the knife...

Although with the blessing of flames, he was not very worried that he would be sliced ​​into [-] pieces of raw marshmallow by His Excellency Silver Wolf's knife drawing technique, but...

As the saltiest one among many Bailan Jesso, it can also be said to be the laziest one, why not do it?

It also takes strength to hide from others' sword drawing skills!

"Is Xiaoba from another world so good at writing articles, that the leaders of so many forces in the world rose up and besieged because they couldn't read her book... Well, you from another world." Osamu Dazai said thoughtfully .

"I don't know about this, but when they besieged me in that world, it was because of the books that Teacher Zhenji hadn't finished, and they pulled Teacher Zhenji from our world over to let her fill in those pits—only That's for sure." Bailan Jesso said with a smile, "As for other reasons, I have to ask them—to be honest, 'I', who was beaten up for no reason, is also at a loss!"

Considering personal privacy, of course the most important thing is that if the contents and names of the books written by Xiaoba in the different world are disclosed to people in this world, in case Teacher Zhenji comes back, everyone in this world will also ask her What should I do if I want those books? Bailan Jiesuo doesn't know how Teacher Zhenji will face her guardian/teacher/enemy...but he can be sure that as long as Teacher Zhenji knows who they know about these things , Then, in the future, I don't have to think about getting even a single word of manuscript from Teacher Zhenji...

"However, how can they in the different world be sure that Hachi in our world will know the rest of these books?" Edogawa Ranpo pointed out the biggest loophole, "Our Hachi has only written a book until now. That's all!"

"Then I have to ask them, how could I know!" Bailan Jesso spread his hands, "It's been a long time since I saw that world last time - if Teacher Zhenji hadn't disappeared this time, I wouldn't have known I can't remember that it was them in that world who caused the trouble!"

Edogawa stared silently at the smiling Italian youth in silence, he had an intuition that this guy was hiding some important information.