Bandage fine tricks

Faintly heard the sound of something heavy falling from a height.

Sleeping drowsily, Xiao Ba rubbed his eyes and got up from the sofa, still not knowing where he was: "Is there something missing..."

In summer, the slightly salty wind from the seaside city blows through, which clears her mind up a bit. The girl with black hair slightly curled up opened her brown and green pupils of different colors, and saw the huge open window. The figure of the tanker disappeared between the sky and the sea.

"It's just a large piece of garbage that fell." The blond man wearing seriously reflective glasses clapped his hands, as if to wipe off the dust on his hands, and walked back from the half-waist-high window, "Don't worry about it. "

The silver-haired man with a serious face lowered his eyes and closed his eyes, as if he didn't see the picture of his martial arts disciple just throwing the capable operator of the detective agency out of the open window.

Xiaoba: "... But it's not good to litter, right?"

She remembers that the garbage classification in this country is still very thorough, and even throwing different garbage depends on the garbage collection day of the community.

The man was silent for a moment: "...You are the classmate Xia Ji who the president said needs to make up lessons?"

The blond man walked up to Xiao Ba, exuding a teacher's aura that made Xiao Ba's hair stand on end:

This girl has definitely been a teacher!

Can't go wrong!

This kind of natural enemy-like breath!

and……

Most likely a math teacher!

"It's the first time we met, I'm Kunikida Doppo, invited by the president, with the goal of successfully passing the entrance examination of Academy City in seven months, I will help you better consolidate and prepare for science-related courses in the next month, Please advise me more." The blond man introduced himself with a serious face.

Xiao Ba swallowed nervously: "You, hello, please call me Xiao Ba..."

"Then come this way, please."

A few minutes later, Kunikida asked Hachi to sit down at his desk in the farthest, remote but quiet corner of the office area of ​​the detective agency.

"Without further ado, I have a set of comprehensive papers here, which are comprehensive papers for the four subjects of mathematics, physics, chemistry, and biology in the entrance examination for Academy City the year before last. You can do it here first." Kunikida didn't know where it came from A stack of papers appeared, swiped and landed heavily on the table in front of Xiaoba, "It's not a formal exam, so there is no time, you just try to finish it as much as you can, take it easy, I just want to know your level."

Hachi: "...Okay, Mr. Kunikida."

She tried her best not to show a crying expression, but when she was about to turn over the test paper, she found Kunikida Doppo walking outside the door: "Does Kunikida-sensei have something to go out?"

"Ah, what you just said is quite right," the man stopped and pushed his glasses, and said, "It's not good to litter, I'll go and throw that large garbage where it should be!"

After finishing speaking, Kunikida went out angrily, only to hear his angry echo in the corridor: "That bandage waste device!"

Xiaoba: ...

Well, it seems that I have the self-consciousness of being a teacher...

It took Xiao Ba two and a half hours to finish the stack of test papers.

When Kunikida came back from disposing of the large garbage, he saw the girl with different-colored eyes lying on the table with a face that looked like she was about to ascend to heaven, next to the finished test papers.

"Ah, Mr. Kunikida!" Xiao Hachi immediately straightened his back and sat upright when he found out that his tutor had returned, "I've finished the test paper!"

Kunikida hummed, and flipped through the test paper a few times—his efficiency was astonishing, and he finished reading the test paper in less than 3 minutes: "...the improvement questions are done well, but there is a little problem with the basics, and there are some minor problems. The point of knowledge is blurred."

Xiao Ba kept smiling, he would not say that after 14 years of forgetting this life, relying on the memory of leaving school for so many years in the previous life, he can still recover to the current level, it is already an eye opener...

"If it's at this level, you should pay more attention to actual combat now..." Kunikida Doppo said while rubbing his chin.

"Huh?" Xiao Ba was at a loss, "Do you also need to take practical combat in general subjects?"

Academy City has a technological level that is 30 to [-] years ahead of the outside world. Even without the ability to develop courses, this level of knowledge and technological ability alone is enough to attract a large group of parents who come here for teaching funds, not to mention, not everyone They are all interested in having superpowers. Therefore, after treating everyone equally at the beginning, Academy City quickly realized their mistakes, and then revised the scope and content of the entrance examination: General subjects only need to examine cultural subjects. Yes, students who aspire to enter the Hero Association after graduation and become heroes, and students who aspire to use their abilities to achieve better achievements in society are divided into super ability subjects. In addition to cultural subject examinations, an additional practical exercise is added.

"General subjects are not tested, but super ability subjects are required." Kunikida Doppo didn't care about the students' cognitive mistakes, but corrected and explained them conscientiously, "I heard from the president that you just unexpectedly awakened 'superpowers' ’, and it is a powerful active combat ability, even if you don’t engage in a heroic profession in the future, it is necessary to take a superpower license—in many cases, it can help you get rid of the accusation of ‘abuse of special abilities’.”

Xiaoba doesn't know about the super power license. The exam in Saitama's original work seems to be just the entrance exam for the Hero Association. Could it be said that under the comprehensive world view, it has developed into an exam similar to the "Hunter's License"?

"The superpower license must be a student of the superpower department?" Xiaoba asked.

"Yes, you need to have the qualification guarantee of the teacher of the superpower department and the qualification review of the school, and then the school will register in the name of the superpower department of XX school, and basically do not accept individual registration." Kunikida Doppo said, "Although there are some special cases, But those are basically special cases related to the supernatural special affairs department, the public security police, etc., and have no reference value."

Xiaoba wants to say that her real "special ability" is actually to become a cat. As long as she is not seen by others, she will not be in danger of being accused of becoming a living person or a living cat, but...

Looking at the test paper in Kunikida's hand, Xiao Hachi is caught in a dilemma: Should he confess that he doesn't want to take the super ability test and fall into test paper hell, or should he say that he wants to take the super power test and transfer to actual combat?

As a school-weary child who doesn't particularly like to move or answer questions, she really can't figure out which of these two options is more terrifying...

Finally, the actual combat course was finalized.

On the one hand, it was for the actual combat test of Academy City's superpower department, and on the other hand, Fukuzawa Yukichi talked to Hachi.

He hopes that Xiao Ba has the ability to protect himself.

——Having an in-depth understanding of how much her ward has achieved in the past week or so, Fukuzawa Yukichi feels that even if her friend doesn't want her child to get involved in violence, the detective career she is doing now requires her able to protect themselves.

The active strong combat ability, which is not known to be a superpower, is a very good means to deter criminals who try to harm her because the detective reveals the truth.

As a result, Xiao Ba started his own practical course.

The actual combat results at the beginning shocked everyone—no one thought that Xiao Ba’s physical fitness was so good. No matter how long she trained, she never showed her panting appearance, and her physical strength seemed to be endless. Even the previous day’s training No matter how large the amount is, you can still maintain the same or even higher physical training the next day, just like you just did a little exercise the day before.

Muscle soreness and the like have never been shown.

Both Kunikida Doppo and Fukuzawa Yukichi find it incredible that this kind of physical quality... This child must have special physical abilities since he was a child to be able to do this?

——Why do you say that?Because the physical fitness without special abilities really cannot be compared with those with special abilities.

Even if it is a pure auxiliary special ability without strength, endurance, etc., its addition to the most basic physical conditions is not comparable to that of people without special abilities, as if these special abilities are born with the ability to tap the potential of the human body, Make it more suitable for the settings you play.

This is very unscientific.

Putting it another way, you can understand where this is unscientific: a 14-year-old boy who has not exercised much may not be as good as a 14-year-old girl who has received professional sports training since childhood, but after the boy received ten months of professional training, he It is impossible to compare the sports performance of girls.

There are biological differences between men and women.

And Xiaoba's current ability is more like "has acquired ability for a long time and his body has fully adapted to exert his ability" compared to "has just acquired ability and just started to transform his body potential".

But anyway, the result is good.

Kunikida is very satisfied that the new students are very easy to teach, and they can understand every little bit of knowledge. Almost every time they go back to make-up lessons, he can completely complete the planned teaching content—whether it is the written test part or the actual combat part.

For the perfectionist Kunikida, he was the perfect student, and even the work with the detective agency went smoothly—the only problem was that since he threw Dazai off the detective agency that day, this Ya almost completely disappeared!

Although the case assigned to him is being done well, and the investigation results have been sent back to the detective agency, which means that he is not slacking off (or maybe he is slacking off and getting some results to deal with him), but there is no one to be seen.

I hate that Kunikida didn't mention Dazai's name a single word during the teaching of Xiaohachi-as long as this man is mentioned, he will always use "bandage waste device", "suicide madman", "trouble maker", "born Someone under the broom star", "catastrophe", "a combination of demons, evil spirits and poor gods" and other phrases.

Hearing this, Xiao Ba was curious about what kind of a god his tutor's partner was.

But it's just curiosity, she won't inquire - the last person who inquired about something that shouldn't be inquired because of too strong curiosity, was almost split in half by her in the street :)

How could Xiao Ba let himself fall into such a situation?

On this day, after finishing the homework assigned by Kunikida as usual, Xiao Hachi held a history book beside her and memorized the knowledge points. As she memorized, her attention was attracted by the red-haired man who was writing something with a pen up.

When Sakunosuke Oda was really stuck and couldn't write any more, and put down the pen, she said, "Mr. Oda is... writing a novel?"

"Yes." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "I want to be a novelist."

Xiao Ba blinked slowly: "I remember Mr. Oda's full name is... Sakunosuke Oda?"

Oda Sakunosuke nodded because he didn't understand.

"I feel like I've heard it somewhere...Let me think about it..." Xiao Ba held his forehead and tried to recall, she must have heard this name somewhere!

"Maybe it's a bookstore? I heard from the editor that my book has been published." Oda Sakunosuke said nonchalantly.

Xiao Ba shook his head: "No."

She didn't hear this name now, she should have heard it in... the previous life.

Xiao Ba was thinking, and his eyes accidentally passed the door of the president's room.

……Hey?

Wait a minute, Mr. Yuji should be a character in "Bungo Stray Dogs", and the people in his subordinate detective agency are probably also characters based on the characters of the writer...

Then, is Oda Sakunosuke also the pen name of a certain writer?

The fog that shrouded memory suddenly dissipated, and Xiao Ba finally remembered where he had heard the name:

From a friend who has been trying to feed her "Bungo Stray Dogs" Amway.

It is said that the male second in this episode can be called the soul hero, a man who has peeked at the script and is even the script writer himself, but even such a man who is considered exhaustive has an irreparable failure: the departure of his best friend.

"Wuuu Odasaku died so badly, old thief Asagiri, return me Odasaku!!!"

The friend who was stabbed so badly was still trying to feed her Amway, in order not to affect her experience of refilling after eating Amway, she held back the plot and didn't say anything, just kept repeating this sentence.

She was curious about what writer was killed by the plot so miserably, so she looked up the name of Oda Saku, and then learned that the person's full name was Oda Sakunosuke, a representative writer of the Japanese rascal faction.

"Oda Saku" is a "love name" given to him by his close friend Osamu Dazai.

Recalling this, Xiao Hachi looked at the manuscript paper in front of Sakunosuke Oda, then at his tutor who was exchanging information on the phone with the military and police, then at the famous detective who was eating rough snacks, and then at the president's office ——Oh, I can’t see people, but think about how a famous educator in history became the president of the detective agency—I feel that Oda Sakunosuke is the only clear stream in this world that collectively pigeonholes his own works.

Look, surrounded by superpowers, supernatural powers and detectives, he is still unmoved and still writing!

It's so inspiring!

"Mr. Oda is my role model!" Xiaoba sighed sincerely, "I don't forget to write in such an environment! Ah, may I ask, is Mr. Oda writing articles part-time to earn extra money?"

"Huh?" Oda Sakunosuke didn't understand where the child's emotion came from, "That's not true, although I have adopted many children, the salary of the detective agency is enough for me to support the dozen or so children... The writing is Hobby."

Xiaoba: ...? ? ?

Ten, ten children?

Xiao Yayi didn't know whether to complain about the high salary of the detective agency, or whether to complain about Mr. Oda's adoption of so many children at a young age... Has this person ever considered getting married?

Moreover, Mr. Oda still finds time to write while working in a detective agency and raising a dozen children...

Thinking about the reasons I used to update the pigeons at the beginning, from a cold and fever to hospitalization for surgery, as many pigeons as I can, and the behavior of bouncing back and forth near the reader's bottom line, Xiaoba feels that he is really so terrible!

How can we give up codewords because of a little difficulty in reality!

A real author should overcome all difficulties and write articles!

Thinking about her, it's really wrong to completely forget about her codeword work because of a suspected time-traveling!

You should find time to dig holes no matter what!

...Oh, speaking of it, it seems that the last book of her previous life hasn't been finished yet?

Forget it, I don't think about it after time travelling, and I can't find her if I get stuck.

A new world and a new journey, I will go back to write the manuscript tonight, and let my passion begin!

Xiao Ba, who had made up his mind, immediately forgot about his summer homework, practical training, written test courses, and a series of things, and was full of thoughts about which one he should write.

By the way, I had to think of a pseudonym before that.

Well, this world is full of literary giants, she is really embarrassed to write as a rookie...

Thinking so, Xiao Ba took out the laptop used by the detective agency, and solemnly typed the author's name under the file name:

Zhen Ji has eight talents.

In this world full of bosses—even though they don’t write articles anymore, it doesn’t prevent them from being bosses—I’m a noob, there’s nothing wrong with me!

It's it!