Bandage fine tricks

Escapism won't solve the problem.

Xiaobamao stretched out its paw silently and opened the email.

[What is Xiaoba doing now? ]

The number of words is very small, and it can be read in less than a second. The problem is how to reply.

This is a very problem - because whether it is telling the truth or a white lie, as long as Mr. Dazai sees it through, Xiaoba believes that what awaits him is probably worse than being taken to the orphanage by his parents in cat form to masturbate the children for a day And a terrible punishment...

Although she did make some backhand arrangements for this situation, to be honest, she really didn't want to use it...

After all, if it is found out, it is foreseeable that it will end worse than telling the truth!

But... what if, what if the backhand works?

Squeezing his paws, with the mentality of a gambler that "everyone is happy if he wins, he will go to the rooftop if he loses", Xiao Ba began to reply to text messages by tapping the screen (writing) with his meat pad.

Osamu Dazai, who had waited for several minutes and still hadn't received a reply, couldn't help thinking about what happened to Xiao Hachi so that she didn't reply to his message immediately: At this time, Xiao Hachi should already be preparing in his bedroom That's right...didn't notice the sound of incoming mail?What caught her attention so she didn't notice his email?

Or is the phone not with her?

With Xiaoba's habit of holding the phone at any time, which is almost a mobile phone addiction, and will put the phone aside...

Just as he was thinking, the phone made the sound of receiving an email.

Osamu Dazai swiped his thumb and saw the message from Hachi.

It's not katakana, but a string of English letters, which seems to be irregular.

The young man with iris eyes froze for a moment, then looked up at the time.

It's eight fifty.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't mean to read the content of Dazai Osamu's email, but he just happened to be sitting next to Dazai Osamu, and when he turned his head to ask his opinion, he happened to see the email page: "garbled characters?"

"No, it should be the information that Xiaobamao took with the meat pad." Dazai Osamu said without raising his head, his eyes still fixed on the phone screen, "No way, cat's paws are not suitable for inputting text—— Don't find a manufacturer to customize a mobile phone for Xiaobamao..."

As he spoke, his mind started to think quickly:

This should be Roman, and because it is from the information taken by the cat's claw, it is inevitable that there are a lot of meaningless letters mixed in it. Contact the mobile phone input page that Xiaoba is used to, and then according to the The size of the meat pad excludes the surrounding letters, and the rest is the letters she really wants to input... Quickly delete the redundant part of the line of English letters that look like garbled characters, and Osamu Dazai translated this message in his heart :

Taking a bath.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

After deleting the eclectic picture that flashed in his mind in a second, he looked up again to confirm the time, 51:[-].

There are still 9 minutes until the time he made an appointment with Xiaoba.

According to Xiaoba’s habit of finishing preparations five to 10 minutes in advance when she makes an appointment with others—for example, she will wait at the agreed place five to 10 minutes in advance when she agrees to ten o’clock—plus she needs to apply body lotion after taking a bath And so on, the remaining 9 minutes are not enough for her to complete these things.

And it looked like the person was still soaking in the water when he replied to the letter, otherwise the reply would have been in the form of a human instead of a cat - he was still obsessed with taking a bath and refused to come out to prepare! ?

Ready to let him dove?

Is it because he can't lift the knife anymore, or is Xiao Ba starting to drift again——Why did he say again?

"By the way, what did Odasaku want to tell me just now?" Osamu Dazai held his mobile phone thinking about what to do next, and asked like this: Odasaku is not a person who likes to spy on other people's privacy. The words just now are obviously I asked only when I saw his phone screen accidentally. I saw his phone screen because I turned my head to talk to him. With Odasaku's personality, he would just look at the wine glass in his hand if he had nothing to do. Said that he just turned his head to say something to himself.

"Ah, I want to ask how to reply to that reader's letter." Oda Sakunosuke was interrupted for a moment, and immediately forgot the garbled question he wanted to ask just now, and said instead, "It seems a bit too much to write only my own feelings." I'm talking too much, but if I want to say something real, I don't know much about the reader..."

"Oda is always tangled up in strange places!" Sakaguchi Ango said with a smile.

Osamu Dazai was slightly startled, his eyes skipped over his two friends one by one, and finally fell on Ango Sakaguchi: "...Ango, I have something to ask you."

"Huh?" Sakaguchi Ango looked over suspiciously, beckoning him to ask.

"Have you met your new boss?" Osamu Dazai asked, keeping his gaze fixed on Ango Sakaguchi, taking in all the changes in his expression.

Ango Sakaguchi didn't know what was going on, but he still told the truth: "Not yet, I heard from Chief Farming that there is something to do, and we won't be able to meet until next week."

——I didn't lie, Ango didn't know.

Osamu Dazai made this judgment.

If that's the case, then there's one more question:

"Did Saku Oda receive letters from readers, did they get them from the editorial department, or were they sent directly to your e-mail?"

Oda Sakunosuke stopped drinking, and he groaned: "It was sent to my mailbox, is there any problem?"

As a novelist, Sakunosuke Oda has an e-mail address that is open to the public. Interested readers can send letters to this mailbox, and Sakunosuke Oda will go up to read readers' replies from time to time.

When Oda Sakunosuke first started publishing novels, it was okay. There were not many letters from readers, and he could still read them. But when he became famous, more and more readers sent him letters, and the mailbox was almost full all the time. status, although Sakunosuke Oda still often goes up to read it, it is impossible to read every one like before, so he can only pick a few at random.

The letters in the e-mail box are arranged according to the time, and the latest ones are on the top. If you want to make sure that Odasaku opens the designated email... I see, is it a hacking method? hospital.

The two probabilities are about the same. The probability of the Green King doing this is not low, but it is also possible that it was done by a non-time court. After all, Xiao Bahuige's date is probably because the King of Gold has something to entrust her to do. So it's not easy to judge which one made the shot.

Ango probably wanted to make Odasaku's invitation less obvious, so he didn't show up from the beginning to the end, and only gave Ango a two-day vacation. Ango, who was finally free, would choose to come to the bar when he met Odasaku's invitation It's reasonable to go home and sleep instead of going home - if you don't think about it carefully, everything is natural and there are not many traces of human intervention. Should it be said that Xiao Ba learns really fast?

He'd be happy with a different scene, but use what you learn from him against him...

I don't want to praise her.

"Huh? Dazai, are you leaving?" Oda Sakunosuke asked when he felt the movement of the people around him leaving their seats.

Osamu Dazai put down his glass after thinking about the matter, and stood up: "Well, I have something to deal with at the moment, I'm leaving first, I probably don't have time to come out tonight, you can drink slowly."

He said goodbye to his friends with a smile, pushed open the door of the bar and went out, and at the same time dialed Xiao Ba's cell phone number.

If he dare not answer his call, he will let Xiao Ba know that he is more difficult to coax when he gets angry than her :)

Staring at the caller ID on the glasses, Xiao Ba sighed deeply.

What should come will always come.

The function of the tracking glasses is actually very powerful, and it is connected to her mobile phone system, that is to say, as long as she wants to, she can transfer the incoming calls on the mobile phone to the glasses.

I have done everything that can be done, whether I live or die depends on the next step!

Pressing the switch on the glasses frame, Xiao Ba chose to answer the phone: "Good evening, Mr. Dazai."

"Good evening, I think Hachi remembers what to do at nine o'clock in the evening, right?" Dazai Osamu's voice is still the same cheerful and lively as before, "I am looking forward to it! I look forward to nine o'clock in the evening every day !"

Uh, it's a big problem right from the start... Xiao Ba bit his bullet and said, "Well, Mr. Dazai, tonight's study time...can you postpone it by half an hour?"

"Hey..." Osamu Dazai elongated his tone, "Why? Is there anything Hachi must do that must be missed?"

Xiao Ba looked at the sky silently: "The hot spring is so comfortable, I want to soak for a while..."

"Hot spring?" Osamu Dazai made a "wait a moment" gesture to the taxi driver, and asked in a slightly puzzled tone.

The taxi driver remained quiet and couldn't help but wonder what was going on: the young man stopped his car as soon as he came out of the bar and asked if he would like to go to Tokyo.

As we all know, the taxi fare in Japan is the second highest in the world. It is at least [-] kilometers from Yokohama to Tokyo, at least [-] yen. If this young man is only going to Tokyo, it is obviously cost-effective to take the tram or subway There are many people, but he chooses to directly hail a taxi, and then contact the content of the phone call he was talking about... Could it be that he wants to catch an adulterer? !

A taxi driver who feels like a famous detective with potential but is really just a gossip does his job as a gossip, waiting for customers to tell him where he's going.

"Well, I took advantage of the weekend to recuperate at the hot spring hotel. Although it is not as famous as the Hakone hot spring hotel, it is also very good near Tokyo. I heard that there are people staying there all the year round!" The girl came from the phone. There was nothing strange in the voice, as if he was sharing with him the hot spring hotel he discovered.

"Is it great? Then Xiaobajie doesn't mind telling me the location, I also want to take a hot spring recently!"

Ah, sure enough... Xiaoba glanced quietly at Gogol and Sigma, who were about to be captured by Genos, and thought that it was these two who prevented him from rushing back in time and had to use the second hand—and he didn't know his backhand Did the hands work? I wish I could turn into a little Hachiko and scratch these two guys to death, but I still kept a slightly puzzled tone on my mouth without thinking too much: "It's the Hirashima B&B in the suburbs of Tokyo."

"The Hirashima B&B in Tokyo, I know. Hachi will continue clubbing. Tonight's appointment will be canceled temporarily. Have fun!" Osamu Dazai finished speaking with a smile, hung up the phone, and looked To the taxi driver, "Go to Hirashima B&B in Tokyo."

——If you don't have fun now, you won't be happy when he arrives :)