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It has been 10 minutes since the discovery of crossing.

If she could know in advance that the name after time travel is her pen name, she would definitely not choose her pen name as "Xia Ji Baxie".

... Someone asked what does this pen name mean?Please read it in orthodox Mandarin. If you haven't discovered the mystery yet, it is recommended to speak faster.

You'll always know why anyway.

Looking in the mirror, she has long black curly hair, cat-like eyes of one brown and one green, and is so cute and cute that people can't help but smile when they see her. Every aspect perfectly hits her with all the cuteness. The little girl in her arms, the former internet writer now named "Xia Ji Baxie", wished she could travel back in time and hammer to death that idiot who wrote Lolita so happily.

Lolita is very beautiful, but it is not beautiful at all to dress as a lolita!

Return her 1.7-meter long legs!

If she had known that the image after time travel was the protagonist image in her own writing, she would never have set the protagonist as a loli who is only 1.5 meters tall!

No, no, calm down, this little girl looks underage at first glance, the height of underage is normal, and she will definitely grow taller in the future!It will definitely grow taller!Will definitely grow taller!

If she is not tall enough, she will kill the guy who wrote this setting!

Ten hours had passed since he found out that he had crossed over.

Accept reality.

Lolita is lolita.

I searched all the things in my current residence that looked like documents—speaking of which, there is a huge study room in this house, which is full of books. I am so happy that she will live in it in the future—and roughly sorted out the current identity information:

Family background, both parents have just died, which can be seen from the black gauze decoration that has not been removed;

Receiving monthly school funding from a distant unknown guardian—from a contact information on the mobile phone marked with the words of an estate lawyer. According to this professional, it is a friend of the parents when they were young. Because of busy work, they have not seen each other until now. , I just finished the guardianship procedure not long ago, and the other party asked to write him at least one letter every month, so that he can know how she is doing. If you don't write obediently, the consequences will not be said, but she doesn't plan to try the feeling of being cut off her living expenses. ...Is that Daddy-Long-Legs?

As for herself, she is currently 14 years old and in the third grade of junior middle school. She even found a summer homework in her bedroom that hadn't been touched yet... I'm sorry, I returned the knowledge points to the teacher many years after graduation, and this thing is still burned as waste paper Alright.

However, at the age of 14, a height of 1.5 meters [-] is not considered tall but not short, but considering that girls develop early, she will not only have this height in her life! ?

...Sure enough, let's kill the guy who wrote the settings!

Ten days have passed since the time travel.

The world has problems.

The study is really a paradise, but there is no lovely Miss Marple, no wise Kogoro, not even Sherlock Holmes in this paradise!

The only surviving official histories of Edgar Allan Poe and Henggou are the only consolations.

Xiaoba—in view of the high shame of the name "Xia Ji Baxie", so we call our protagonist by the nickname Xiaoba—decided to go out.

go to the bookstore.

She had an ominous feeling.

This ominous premonition begins to boil when the bank withdraws money and sees a stranger's portrait on the [-] yuan bill, and reaches its peak in front of the shelf of classic books in the bookstore.

Those once familiar writers disappeared, leaving only a few sporadic familiar names.

In the end, the ominous premonition was fulfilled at home—a message from the guardian who had never met, asking her whether she would like to move to Yokohama to live with him because it was inconvenient for her to live alone.

Signed by Fukuzawa Yukichi.

The man who was once printed on the [-]-yuan bill is now my guardian—before the brain realized this, Xiao Ba thought of another thing first, that is:

The literary world of this world is finished.

It's not just the world's literary world that's finished.

And her.

Although Wenhao Stray Dog's show is not as popular as Dead Fire Sea, it is at least a strong contender for the ranking list of new shows at station B (although this story is often criticized for being supported by the script team), so for the perennial For Xiao Hachi, who is involved in Two-dimensional, even if he has never watched this episode, he at least knows that this is a story of many literary giants who have become mafia and detectives fighting with each other with superpowers.

Key point: The settings of writers refer to the settings of the protagonists or important characters of their works.

Xiao Ba had a very ominous premonition, stronger than when she found out that there were a lot of big names in the world of reasoning works missing in the study.

According to the setting of this drama...

Xiaoba began to painfully recall the title and general content of the article he wrote with "an unbelievably beautiful loli with one brown and one green colored pupil" as the main character.

——Shut up, as an author who focuses on two-dimensional romance, isn't it normal to write a protagonist with heterochromatic pupils?It would be great without colorful Mary Sue hair and eyes!

Due to its distinctive features, Xiaoba quickly delineated the target works:

"Cat and Detective" tells the story of a little girl who was born with one brown and one green pupils and one day awakens the cat's bloodline, and can turn into a black cat with one brown and one green pupils, who can see the eyes of the dead. wronged soul.So she began to think of a way to find out the real culprit who killed them and let him accept legal sanctions, so as to calm down the grievances of those who were killed...

Because the flower planters are full of probes, it is not suitable for homicides, so she set the background of the story in Japan, and the blood of the monsters is also the blood of cats, but this is not the key point.

The key word is to see the ghosts of the dead.

To put it bluntly, it is Yin Yang pupil.

——Becoming a cat or something is a trivial matter, so don’t worry about it.

Xiao Ba's eyes were a little dead.

On why a person who is afraid of ghosts to death wants to write supernatural themes?

Maybe this is knowing that there are tigers in the mountain and preferring to go to the mountain...

Xiao Ba, who thought it was a trivial matter to become a cat, was far from seeing ghosts, and was slapped in the face an hour later.

Who knows what happened, anyway, she suddenly turned into a black long-haired cat with different pupils.

Staring blankly at the cat's face in the mirror for a long time, Xiao Ba reflected deeply, and must never write about this kind of spicy chicken in the future.

There will be human lives - although I don't know if it can be counted as "human" lives, but cat lives are also very important!

While reflecting, the phone rang.

Meat pads are not suitable for unlocking mobile phones.

Xiao Ba came to this conclusion after taking a meat ball for a long time and the phone screen didn't respond.

Although the phone was not opened successfully, the little information displayed on the screen was enough for Xiaoba to know what happened:

Her guardian of the man who used to be the million dollar bill (crossed out) will come to visit her in the afternoon and have a talk with her.

As for why he suddenly came to Tokyo from Yokohama (although the distance between the two places is not too far, it is not too close), Xiaoba thinks that it is probably because... the credit card bill has arrived.

Let me explain here that Xia Ji Baxie’s monthly living expenses are not fixed, which is specifically reflected in the fact that her current guardian gave her a secondary credit card, which means that she can use it if she wants to use it—according to Xiaoba’s inquiry about the bank’s credit card limit. , normally she can't max out this card.

It's the same even if she pays the final payment of a hundred clay orders in one go.

Closer to home, through bank credit card and other consumption bills, it was discovered that she had bought a pile of food reserves, and based on the food intake, it was found that she had died at home for the past two weeks and had not gone out to eat healthy... It was still very easy.

It is normal for any responsible guardian to want to come and take a look after reaching this conclusion.

But the problem is that she is not normal now!

He raised his paws and wanted to pat himself, but he only felt meatballs and fluff. Xiaoba pulled himself back in time before falling into "feeling the beauty of his meatballs" and "feeling the beauty of his own fluffy", and began to think How to deal with the meeting in the afternoon.

Think hard for a while.

... Forget it, let's find a time machine and go back to the past and hammer to death the idiot who wrote this spicy chicken setting.