Xiao Gui Rui Sui

"Hi, brother Niutou Mamian! Long time no see!"

As soon as the bull-headed horse-face, who was performing official duties, looked up, he saw a young man in a strange costume floating towards the two of them.

"So it's Xiao!" Niutou greeted cheerfully, beckoning him to come down.Ma Mian also smiled and nodded, "Long time no see."

"How is it?" He was very happy to see his old friend.I never thought that there are bull-headed horse-faced, black-and-white impermanence in the world, and I never thought that I would become friends with them.

Yes, he is a ghost who made friends with the seductress of the underworld. The reason is that it is rare in the world to see him, and he is willing to chat with him, and his temperament is quite appreciated by him... Uh, Ghost, he is naturally willing to associate.And being able to be friends with the hell ecstasy messenger also shows that he is not an ordinary ghost.

He wandered in this time and space for decades, and one day he finally met the legendary bull-headed horse-face.At that time, he thought that he was at the end of his life, and when he was about to be dragged to fry and burn, he was stunned when the two of them passed him lightly with the newly harvested soul.

Turning around, he yelled at the two of them, "Wait a minute!"

Niutouma was stunned, and gave him a strange look, "What's the matter with you? Don't hinder our work!"

He floated in front of the two, pointed at himself and asked, "Can you see me?"

Niutou smiled and said: "Hehe, little brother, you are such a big ghost standing in front of us, we are not blind, how can we not see you?"

"Since you saw me, why didn't you arrest me?" He stared at the two suspiciously, but sighed secretly in his heart. It really was a bull's head and a horse face. This bull's head and horse's face are very realistic, but they are more majestic than the usual bull's head and horse face. I don't know how many times, look at the two huge nose rings on the bull's head!What an air!

"What? Arrest you? Why did we arrest you? Is your name not on the task list?" Niutou scratched his forehead and said strangely, afraid of omissions, he deliberately flipped through the record book, "That's right, it's not you name!"

"But I'm already dead. Don't you all have to collect their souls after they die?"

At this time, Ma Mian, who had been silent all this time, said: "Little brother, this is indeed not in your name, maybe there is something wrong, we are in a hurry now, let Black and White Wuchang take a look."

"Impermanence in black and white? That's fine." He nodded, feeling a little excited.Now he can see black and white impermanence.

I don't know what trick Ma Mian used, but after a puff of green smoke, two figures, one black and one white, appeared in front of him.

"Ox head horse face, what's the matter?" A gentle voice asked.

He looked curiously at Black and White Wuchang. According to the stream of consciousness, Black and White Wuchang should be wearing black and white clothes and tall hats of the same color, with Peking Opera facial makeup painted on their faces, and holding a sign similar to an arrest warrant. The ghosts... But the two people in front of me, no, two ghosts!It is true that they are wearing black and white clothes representing their respective identities, and they also wear hats, but their faces are very handsome!Hei Wuchang is taller, with a stern face and a quiet smile, while Bai Wuchang has a soft face, smiling eyebrows, and the gentle voice is Bai Wuchang.Lin Xiao wondered inwardly, do ghost messengers in the underworld depend on their looks?

"There is a wandering spirit here, please help to see if there is something missing, we are in a hurry to deal with it." Ma Mian looked at Bai Wuchang and said.

"Is that so? Well, you guys go to work, we'll just watch."

"Thank you, brother!" Another puff of smoke, and the bull-headed horse-face disappeared with the newly harvested soul.

Looking at these people, he smiled unconsciously.This place is quite humane. "Black and white impermanence?"

"As you can see." Bai Wuchang also laughed, this person is really interesting, other ghosts saw that they were not detours, or begged them to let him go, but he came to the door by himself. "We can't stay in the mortal world for too long, you can go with us!"

Shrugging indifferently, a visit to the underworld sounds interesting.

The two held his arm each, and Hei Wuchang said coldly, "Close your eyes."

When he could open his eyes, he arrived at a magnificent hall.The huge palace supported by several vermilion lacquer pillars has different standing postures in the hall, there are statues with green faces and fangs, or strange expressions. In the middle of the hall, there are office desks with official documents and arrows giving orders... How does it look like? The lobby of the yamen where prisoners are tried on TV.

Could this be the place where Hades works?He looked at all this curiously, feeling inexplicably bloody.

"This is where Lord Yan Wang works." Bai Wuchang said with a smile: "Your Majesty is not free right now, so we have to bring you to see Lord Yan Wang. I have sent someone to pass on the information, and Your Excellency will be here later."

Nodding his head, he asked again: "Didn't you say that there were mountains of knives, mountains of oil, and seas of fire during the trial of prisoners? Why didn't you see it?"

"Because Lord Yama said it was too bloody, and it would hinder the aesthetics, people retreated to the back. Do you want to visit?" Bai Wuchang asked with a half-smile.

"No!" He shook his head hastily, feeling that Bai Wuchang was smiling maliciously. "Well, may I ask, if a person commits a lot of killing and torture in this world, will he be thrown into the [-]th level of hell, and he will never be reborn?"

"Hehe, it depends on how the judge judges."

I wanted to ask something, but was interrupted by a fiery voice.

"Which bastard, I wonder if the king is sleeping. Is there anything we can't talk about next time?" The visitor ran out with a dark face, messy clothes and untied hair.

"My lord, this subordinate is asking for an audience." Bai Wuchang looked helplessly at his own King Hades.When will this lethargy change?

This is King Yama?The corners of his eyes twitched involuntarily.The king of Yama in front of him was just a handsome young man of his own age, without the slightest aura that a king of Yama should have.

"What's the matter, tell me quickly!" Yan Wang pulled his hair impatiently, and sat down behind the desk.

"That's right, my lord, there is a missing wandering soul here, whose name is not listed in the book of life and death."

"Who?" Yan Wang raised his eyebrows, his eyes swept over the three of them, and naturally fell on him.After looking at him a few times, he said: "You are not under the jurisdiction of this king!" Then he yawned and left.

Is this really Hades?How could there be such an irresponsible Hades?Is this fake?Lin Xiao turned his attention to Bai Wuchang.

"Well, hehe, my lord has just taken office not long ago, maybe he is a bit willful." Bai Wuchang smiled lightly, "You wait a moment, Lord Judge let me go."

What kind of hell is this?Lin Xiao was speechless.

"Your Majesty Judge said that you are the reincarnation of a certain great god who came down to earth due to certain reasons. Although you are now a wandering soul, your godhead is still alive and you are still under the control of the Jade Emperor. Besides, your life is not over. If we hadn't led the way, You can't enter the underworld, we can't detain you..." Bai Wuchang came back and said.

"Your life is not over yet?" Lin Xiao raised his eyebrows.His life span is not yet over, what is his current situation called?

Seeing his doubts, Bai Wuchang didn't explain, but just smiled and said: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed..."

In desperation, he embarked on the road of wandering again.It's just that after that time, I occasionally greeted them when I saw them. Over time, I got acquainted and gradually became friends.Although I can't go to the underworld as a guest, I often take a little time to chat, talk about my own experience and some strange things, and occasionally gossip.

"Hey, how is your Lord Hades?"

"It's still the same. My lord has pushed the matter to the magistrate, so that we have to see the black face of the magistrate every time." Ma Mian said helplessly.

"That's right, two days ago, the Lord Judge annoyed the Lord Judge. The Lord Judge ran into Hades' bedroom with a black face and pulled him up. The Lord was still screaming and calling 'dead pervert', and then we saw the Judge My lord's face was covered with a slap print, his face was so ugly that we were all taken aback."

"Yeah!" Ma Mian echoed, "But, Bai Wuchang smiled and said something in Hei Wuchang's ear, the judge gave him a hard look, and then Hei Wuchang touched Bai Wuchang's head and said something Restrain yourself, don't annoy your lord or anything like that. Hey, is it weird to you?"

"Really?" Lin Xiao was surprised. In this way, the relationship between the king of Hades and the judge is not simple. "Does the king of Hades often get into trouble with the judge?"

"Arguing? Bai Wuchang said that it was Lord Yama's childish nature, only Lord Judge can calm him down..."

"Bai Wuchang said that?"

"Yes!"

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The days are spent in gossip and floating around...