[Comprehensive] How the False Virgin was made

"Cousin is not an onion, cousin is a cute thing, you ignorant player!" The system dog walked in front of Fang Xiaobai, and must despise such material players.Before he knew it, the system dog started to look at his dear Wanjia with a superior attitude, and said: "Even if you haven't read the original book, you have always watched TV and movies? I dare say, movies The most outstanding character in the game is Biao Collins! How could you ignore such a cute cousin? Players who make such low-level mistakes, I think you need to face the wall and think about it!"

etc?What kind of gesture is this?Short oil, is this cheating system looking down on me?Fang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes, this system full of bugs dares to look down on Lao Tzu, could it be that Lao Tzu has been too gentle recently?Fuck!I hate it most when people look down on me!Squinting his eyes and reaching out his hand, Fang Xiaobai threatened: "System, are you looking down on me?"

The system dog suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, why did the player's tone become gloomy again? "My good player, you have completely misunderstood me. How dare I look down on you. How dare a young man like you be handsome and destined to be a winner in life?"

"You're smart." On Fang Xiaobai's face, he had a calm look on his face that the adults don't remember the past of the villain, but the villain deep in his heart has already started to roll.Complimented? MD, I just like to be complimented.pretty!As for not knowing who the cousin is?Is it important?I have a system.Fang Xiaobai pretended to show a faint smile, and said sweetly to the system: "Then, don't you hurry up and introduce the character to me?"

Ignorant and incompetent and still not admitting it... The system dog who can only complain deep in his heart, finally had to succumb to reality and pulled out the character introduction.

It was a row of extremely simple character introductions, so simple that Fang Xiaobai felt his balls hurt a little.He closed his eyes and memorized all the information in his mind: "So, my current identity is Mr. Bennett's nephew and the heroine Elizabeth's cousin? A priest who fits the image of Lao Tzu and the Virgin Mary?"

The system dog shook its tail. He approached Fang Xiaobai and flattered him: "Of course, player, this is a time-traveling character carefully selected by the system for you. Since the player has activated the hidden mission, compared to the time-traveled popular character Keham, the identity of cousin is more low-key and more..."

"It's also easier to stab people in the back?" Fang Xiaobai couldn't help answering while rubbing his chin.Wait, this seems to be inconsistent with Lao Tzu's image of the Virgin Mary?Before the system dog rolled his eyes, Fang Xiaobai coughed: "Ahem! Did I just say something that shouldn't be said?"

"Player, I didn't hear anything." The system dog stared at the sky speechlessly, players can play amnesia if they want, the system has calmed down. "By the way, cousin is still the legal heir of Mr. Bennett's property? In order to allow players to better approach the target mission, this system has done a lot of preliminary work."

MD, why does it feel like the system is asking for praise?It's not a real dog, why is the tail wagging so hard!I can't take it anymore, this look is obviously asking for petting!Fang Xiaobai struggled for a while, and finally reached out and touched the head of the system dog: "Well, since I am the heroine's cousin now, I will naturally have the opportunity to meet the hero Mr. Darcy. So even if I don't know anything in the early stage If you don’t do it, it’s fine.”

"Player! How can you be so aggressive! That's the male god Darcy! Don't you have a little heart?" The system dog shook off the player's hand on his head, don't use static braking Ah, please, player!It really really wants to see the male god as soon as possible!Boom-"Player, with your current status, it's easy to get close to Darcy. Don't forget, your current position was given by Aunt Darcy."

"Hmph! I've let you down, System. Ever since I knew my identity, I never thought about going to him. A maverick man like Lao Tzu never needs to take the initiative to approach him. Naturally, someone will come over. "

Fang Xiaobai looks like I am number one in the world, and I am full of charm, which makes the system dog toothache.It endured it, but in the end it still didn't growl.

Is it really no problem to complete tasks with this kind of tutoring system without IQ?Fang Xiaobai rubbed his chin, and took the initiative to go to the mission target, Mr. Darcy, obviously looking for death.Just hiding the mission to influence the time-traveling girl and her rebirth is bad enough!Don't think that if I don't know who my cousin is, I don't know anything about "Pride and Prejudice".Mr. Darcy is the male god in the minds of many women!Whether it's time-traveled or reborn, which one can resist not being a male god?If I come to Darcy's side now, wouldn't it be suspicious if I blew up my identity map?What about the probation then?

And my goal is Mr. Darcy's handwritten love letter, hehe, that's right, a love letter... still a love letter to me!Fuck!What about offline?What about ethics?Has it gone with the wind?

ORZ, from "Hypocrite" to "Pride and Prejudice", if I still don't understand the urine/sex of the system, then I can die!With Lao Tzu's current appearance, it is safe to get a love letter with a little trick.However, I just don't want to brush Darcy!Because once you encounter the main task, the Holy Mother points will not be as easy to collect as in the early stage!Rather than completing the task, I want to earn more points!

As Mr. William Collins, Fang Xiaobai should be the same as in the original book, a tall, clumsy, dignified young man with a reserved manner at the age of 25.Mouth!Lao Tzu's transformation card is still in use, which does not conform to the original setting at all!This is a world with hidden missions!

Fang Xiaobai, who had been meditating in front of the mirror for two hours, suddenly felt that he was too naive!Look at his golden hair, eyes as deep as the sea, and skin as white as jasmine, he looks like a beautiful boy!With my appearance like this, even if I'm not close to Darcy, I can't keep a low profile!

"System, isn't there a way to turn me into what Mr. Collins should be like!" Fang Xiaobai stomped on the ground and walked to the system dog.Yes, they had returned from the church to the Vicarage.After dismissing the servants and maids, Fang Xiaobai went into the bedroom with his system counselor.

"Player, why do you have such an idea! Once the transformation card is used, it is impossible to transform again!" The system dog nestled on the soft and comfortable sofa, tilting its head and looking at the player with fishy lips.What does it matter if the appearance is different from the original, as long as you can fool around, nothing is possible!

The negative answer did not disappoint Fang Xiaobai. He walked to the mirror again and looked himself up and down.Then, he smiled. "I am indeed the smartest person in the world." Fang Xiaobai turned around in front of the mirror, "System, let us meet your male god together."

"What? What?" The system couldn't believe what it heard, "Are you sure, player?"

Fang Xiaobai smiled like a Mona Lisa: "Of course. Since there are already time-traveling girls or reborn girls in this world, shouldn't you mind having an extra time-traveling man?"

God unfolded?The system dog stared blankly at his player, and didn't want to think about the player's brain anymore, this Alexander's world.

It has been a week since Fang Xiaobai traveled here.Although because of his different appearance from the original book, he already planned to brush Mr. Darcy, but in order to get more Holy Mother points, he stayed where he was.Emma, ​​passerby A and passerby B are so easy to brush!make a fist!Sooner or later, I will save up to 100 Holy Mother points, and then I will have a chicken in my left hand and a duck in my right hand!Fang Xiaobai drooled uncontrollably as he imagined his bright future.Far away, the maids gathered at the gate of the manor are his bright future...

The system dog walks away from Fang Xiaobai in contempt. This kind of shameless player who collects points among women really has nothing to do with it.

"Mr. Collins is here." The maids whispered involuntarily when they saw the man in the black cloak from afar.

Fang Xiaobai walked slowly to the group of maids gracefully, and greeted politely: "Good day, beautiful ladies, may God bless you." It's the Appearance Association.Who can stand the compliment of such a beautiful and invincible young man as Lao Tzu?What's more, in order to leave today, I deliberately chose this suit to make clothes that can highlight my beauty before I came.I'm about to leave to brush Mr. Darcy, and I'm about to leave my small base for scoring points. What's the matter with this ballsy sadness and intense excitement?

"Oh, Mr. Collins is still so polite."

"Looking closer, he looks even more handsome."

"Blushing? It's so cute. I heard he's going to some cousin's house?"

"Really, is it? I really can't bear him to leave."

MD, although I'm bent, but the charm is still there!You must push your chest out!

System: Hmph, you should be beautiful first!Think for a moment how to cope with Miss Anne's tears!

Xiaobai: Daxi, who is so arrogant, is my main task?Are you sure I can brush out the Holy Mother points?

Author: Don't Nickname Mr. Darcy!

Author: What else is defiant?Do we call this Tsundere now?Do you understand Tsundere?Tsundere is cute!

Xiaobai: Really?Isn't Daxi a good name?

Author: How could it be nice!That's a god!

Xiaobai: My name is Xiaobai, and his name is Daxi. Is there something wrong?Lao Tzu is a man wearing the skin of a beautiful boy like Narcissus, can it be nothing more than a big joy?