[Comprehensive] How the False Virgin was made

The hero of this article is surnamed Fang and named Xiaobai. As for the name on his ID card, it doesn't matter.In his line of work, the ID card is just a thing, and anyone who doesn't have a hundred or eighty ID cards will be ashamed to say hello to others.Don't you think our hero is a false witness?No way, a gorgeous creature like the male protagonist doesn't look like a person with no quality who makes false testimony, does he?Wait, you said the quality of the false witnesses is high?Well, I admit, there are really high-quality perjurs of that kind.But obviously, the gorgeous hero of this article is not in that line of work.Then are you starting to wonder why he needs so many ID cards?

In fact, he is a man in the rivers and lakes.Which are you asking?It is the kind of rivers and lakes where the wind and rain come and go, and the swords and swords kill people without paying for their lives; the rivers and lakes of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv.Don't rush to think that Fang Xiaobai, the protagonist of this article, is an ancient man, he is definitely a boy born and bred in the 21st century.You said there are no rivers and lakes in the 21st century?Then you are too ignorant.Rivers and lakes are everywhere, and where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

Fang Xiaobai is not only a member of the Jianghu, but also comes from a sect with a long history.Seeing the long history, you think of Shaolin Wudang?Although our hero is a little virgin, he doesn't intend to be a virgin forever.Shaolin Wudang, a monk and a Taoist priest, all want to force people to become holy wizards.

Well, to be honest, Fang Xiaobai's school is not a famous school.Jianghu Baidao likes to call it heresy, and disciples in the sect call it Three Teachings and Nine Schools.The Three Religions and Nine Schools have a long history and are composed of ten small sects of various shapes and sizes. The heads of each school form an alliance of heads to share food for the gang.Fang Xiaobai is one of the cheaters.

Don't think that liars are wretched. Back in the day, Fang Xiaobai was also a very pure young lady.It's a pity that when he was 5 years old, he was abducted by his master, the old liar, into the industry because he was greedy for a lollipop.Thinking of this, Fang Xiaobai instantly burst into tears, beat his chest and stamped his feet, in pain.If he had persisted at the beginning, maybe it was not cheating but someone else who kidnapped him into the industry.

That's right, Fang Xiaobai in this article is a little liar, and a little liar who is dissatisfied with his teacher.To be honest, Fang Xiaobai cannot be blamed for being rebellious.In fact, 20 years have passed, and he still hasn't been a teacher. Even now, he is a well-known figure in the industry.Compared with the other nine small sects, the disciples of the deceitful sect have to walk the rivers and lakes alone, not only to complete the task of becoming a teacher, but also to obtain the approval of the head of the sect.

Although Fang Xiaobai's master, the old liar, is not the head of the sect, he can be regarded as highly respected.It stands to reason that Fang Xiaobai will definitely be able to successfully become a teacher before the age of 30, but it is a pity that he willfully spent 3 yuan cheated from a fat rich businessman and bought a hardcover QQ car with him.There is no problem buying a car, the problem is that he was cheated!The car was not in hand, but the money went out!What an insult to the master, Fang Xiaobai!

But as the closed apprentice of the old liar, Fang Xiaobai was still favored even though he was tricked.Therefore, even though it is the most sacred and important assignment for Lieutenants, it was arranged by the eccentric old man to make it the simplest one—to defraud the trust of the president of XX Group within half a year and get a job worth [-] million yuan. above contract.

What a simple task it is!If a five or six-year-old kid can take him down perfectly, it is naturally impossible to stump Fang Xiaobai, a once-in-a-century genius.But the sky does not fulfill people's wishes!

Fuck!I really can't figure out which step I did wrong!Could it be that I am so beautiful that God can't be jealous!Fang Xiaobai knelt down on the ground, looking up to the sky and sighing.He carefully recalled the process of his deception, and there were fine tears in his eyes.What a perfect process, why did it become like this...

The first step of Fang Xiaobai's deception was a bit conservative.Relying on the revolutionary friendship he established with the false witnesses next door (under the three religions and nine sects—false door) when he was young and ignorant, he managed to get them to produce a glittering document without paying a penny. hire.You said that you can know the fake diploma after checking it?Then you are too outdated!The one next door has already kept pace with the times, and all the apprentices they recruit are hackers. It is a small case to sneak into the Ministry of Education to get a certificate.

After getting the bling bling's own charm bonus that would absolutely blind HR, Fang Xiaobai transformed himself into a young entrepreneur who started his own business and made some achievements.Of course, some capital investment is indispensable during this period.For example, rent a floor and recruit several decent employees.There are absolutely many such leather bag companies in the market, and with the exposure of the media, the chances of being recognized are much higher.But this is nothing to Fang Xiaobai, he is a professional!Since he has to do his best, Fang Xiaobai believes that even if his bag company comes to investigate, it will take some effort.

If you want to get into a certain circle, you can't succeed without an identity.Fang Xiaobai is very confident in his new identity. This kind of self-made young entrepreneur has always been a good marriage partner. He doesn't believe that he has no chance to get in touch with that XX chairman.

Everything is ready for the preliminary work.The later work went smoothly unexpectedly, Fang Xiaobai successfully found a person who led him into the upper class circle - a rich second-generation SB who felt good about himself.As a liar, gaining the trust of others is the basic skill.After successfully becoming friends with him, he successfully met the president of XX Group - an old man in his 60s - at a banquet held by him.

As you know, each trade has its own rules.No rules, no standards.In Fang Xiaobai's mind, cheating on anything is good, it is more conservative than the fake witnesses next door.The cheating rules of not cheating when you are poor, not cheating if you are good, not cheating when you are old, and not cheating when you are young, have not changed for hundreds of years.It is said that in the past hundreds of years, anyone who has cheated the disciples of the sect and violated the sect rules, without exception, has no good results.Seeing that I am about to succeed, how could I be defeated by door rules and feudal superstitions!Never mind, I did something stupid when I got hotheaded!After careful investigation and buying with real money, I successfully pretended to be the grandson of the old man's long-lost sister, and successfully got a [-] million contract for my paper subsidiary.Once the contract is in hand, I will fake my death. MD, the difficult scene of being hit by a car and flying five meters almost killed me, a liar.Fortunately, in order to avoid being found out about my true identity, before I cheated into the contract, I specially found a junior from the actor's school and learned how to fake death for a few months.So, you get the idea.I successfully escaped.

The task of going out as a teacher was completed, Fang Xiaobai waved his hand and left the teacher's door gracefully, completely ignoring the worried eyes of his senior brother.Then, unlucky things started to happen.Drinking saliva, almost choking to death; crossing the road, almost being run over to death; surfing the Internet, thunderstorms, and burning the small electricity; finally, Fang Xiaobai disappeared and appeared in a strange place.

weird place?You ask what is called a weird place?Touch your head!If you know, things like weirdness are seen by the benevolent and the wise, but Fang Xiaobai definitely feels that he is in a weird place!Kneel down!Because this damned place is empty except for his peerless handsome guy who loves flowers and flowers and sees cars in cars!

Fang Xiaobai has already walked three circles in this damn place, no matter what he does, the surroundings are so dark that he can't see anything.I crossed?Wear your sister!Have you ever seen someone walking in a good manner, but suddenly everything around him is gone!Have you seen it! !I've seen you tell me! MD!

Just when Fang Xiaobai was about to transform violently, a white light appeared in front of him.It's that little white light that comes from God.He pursed his lips, crossed his arms, and pointed at the little white light: NND, let's see what a dick you can come up with!If there is some balls from Infinity Horror... Hehe, I want you to taste the empty pleasure below!

At this moment, Xiaobai's light became more and more dazzling, and just when Fang Xiaobai felt that he was going to go blind, a lifeless and emotionless voice sounded:

"My dear ancestor, welcome to the game system of "Tiandi Dajuan" provided by Fake Gate. "Tiandi Dajuan" was produced in 3045. Under the order of the head of the three religions and nine genres, it travels through various time and space, as the three religions and nine genres. The auxiliary punishment system for disciples who violated the sect rules. After verification, Fang Xiaobai, the eighth-generation heir of No. 80 who lied to the sect of the Three Religions and Nine Schools, was rebellious and violated the sect rules. The punishment is now announced, and the punishment is as follows:

Forcibly enter the game and collect the fragments of the door regulations left by the cheating door.

During the game, you must use the deception skill and cannot ask for help from other brother sects.

During the game, Fang Xiaobai must not violate the door rules again and must maintain the cheating door rules. "

What's the meaning?Fang Xiaobai looked at the three lines of characters shining in the light beam, and was dumbfounded!What are you doing? Although I like playing games, should I make it so big?

Where did this unscientific stuff come from? !Those lunatics who forged the door, have their brains sliced?

"Wait, don't disappear in a hurry, it's not too late to make things clear!" Fang Xiaobai looked at the disappearing words and beat the ground weakly. "Even if you have to leave, you have to give the newbie a gift bag first, dear." What is it without a gift bag! !If I recharge, will there be any first recharge gift packs!

The moment he pounded the ground hard, the ground disappeared.Under the weightlessness, Fang Xiaobai yelled and fell down.Using his hands and feet, he struggled to stop his fall, but gravity was too strong for him to fight against.

When his eyes went dark, Fang Xiaobai suddenly lost consciousness.

Eggy, there is always an ominous feeling.