'Newborn' is a superhero

Not surprisingly, there will be an extra episode in the last chapter, the support of the goblins, please continue to support~(≧▽≦)/~

"I just received the news that the clown has escaped from the madhouse again." Alfred gently put the coffee next to Bruce's hand, giving Bruce a headache: "This is the second time this month..."

"Once or twice a month, I'm used to it." Bruce shrugged and took a sip of his coffee: "Oh, I don't like plain coffee, Alfred will bring me some sugar."

"I think you probably need this more." He looked at Bruce's black eye bags, implying: "The amount of exercise at night is too much, I'm afraid you will pass out on the board."

"..." Bruce looked at the old butler with a teasing look of disapproval, and lowered his head in shame.He's sure that it's all because that unrestrained guy from Chuichao barked too wildly last night, so that Alfred, who has already started to have a deaf ear, knows all about it.In this way, those servants and maids who don't have ear problems... all heard the intense sex last night!

This is really scary!

Bruce's mind was empty, and his eyes were even more empty, staring at the bedroom on the second floor above the spiral staircase. At a glance, he saw Clark walking out with his waist rubbed and maintaining a weird posture.

"B, I was down here again last night, it's not fair!" The young man with disheveled hair opened his thin undershirt without hesitation, exposing his large chest and the red and purple hickey marks on it, he did it with one ass By Bruce's side, with his hands on the seat and his upper body leaning forward, he looked like a big dog pleasing his master.

Bruce is sure that if this guy has a tail, it must be shaking behind him like it's about to break!

"Didn't we agree from the very beginning that success or failure is judged by victory or defeat, and that status is determined by force. How is it unfair? Or do you simply want to be a person who breaks your promise?" He solemnly spread jam on his bread, his eyelids twitching. Not lifted.

Superman obviously couldn't stand this kind of severe accusation. He drooped his head wanting to cry without tears, with a look of grievance on his face: "But at that time, I used super powers and you used high technology. It's only fair that we each win or lose." He was sullen. He opened the dinner plate, and leaned down on the dining table in extreme depression: "But now you also have superpowers, and I have been here for three consecutive months, three months!"

As he spoke, he sat up suddenly, and then he lay back on his stomach with a 'hiss', his hair frizzed out of anger.

"Pfft..." Bruce was amused by Clark's stupidity, and waved his hand: "This is the difference between Keban's background and Yeluzi. You have always been an ordinary boy from a small town, but you are different because of your superpowers. Even with the help of high-tech equipment, my martial arts foundation and reflexes are much higher than yours. So when we stand on the same level, I will naturally win."

"..." Superman was even more dissatisfied. He looked at his partner and lover who could only watch but not eat, but was also eaten by the other party, and a subtle pain arose in his heart.Batman, who knows the essence and taste, can't easily give up the 'status' on the bed. Superman has to settle for the next best thing: "Then you start teaching me martial arts today, so that it will be fairer."

Bruce nodded without hesitation with a satisfied smile on his face.In his opinion, it doesn't matter who the lover is up or down, it's just that it's too interesting to tease Superman, which is why he teases him again and again.Seeing that Superman has been under his pressure for three consecutive months, Superman seems to be overcast. On equal footing with him again.

The two superheroes in this room talked about the "secret affairs of the boudoir" as if no one was there, which made the face of the old housekeeper standing beside him crack.

He looked at the young master he had raised since he was a child, recalled that the other party was either serious, cold and sharp, or pretending to be romantic, and then looked at the satisfaction in front of him, as if he had obtained the whole world, and he was satisfied just seeing Clark being deflated, and smiled. A happy and pampered youth.Suddenly feel like this, it seems to be not bad?

The old butler tried his best to be transparent, and nodded in relief as he looked at the young master who was no longer lifeless.

Breakfast was over soon, Bruce dressed up to attend the board meeting, and then routinely dozed off during the meeting time and skipped work 'dates', by the end of the two-hour board meeting, he was already dressed in Batman's outfit, standing Under the outer wall of the madhouse.

"What is the clown going to do this time?" Superman squatted beside Batman, watching the man search for clues, he couldn't help asking.

Bruce stood up and leaned against the wall to analyze: "If the dean didn't hide anything, it was the psychiatrist who was confused by the clown and took him away. Judging by what was left in his room, they were probably plotting a plot. Terrifying explosion."

Superman also frowned. Suddenly, he paused and reminded: "B, did you hear anything?"

"What did you hear?" Batman asked, shaking his head.

Superman frowned and listened for a while, then suddenly said: "There are voices from Linhai...it seems to be a clown."

Batman has just acquired superpowers not long ago. Although his body has been completely remodeled, the use of his abilities is as ineffective and difficult to control as Superman's at the beginning.He thought for a while and said directly, "Let's go over there and see what he's going to do."

The clown doesn't intend to make trouble, he wants the whole of Gotham to be buried with him!

The drug treatment after drug treatment in the madhouse, the failure after failure at the hands of Batman, suddenly made him a little tired.So he planned to have a dazzling curtain call party for himself, in the most beautiful place in Gotham.

But he is doomed to fail without new first-hand information.Batman's ability is increasing day by day, and the clown who stayed in the last sense naturally made a wrong decision, so when he watched the pair of tacit partners throw the source of the explosion out of outer space, when he hated the small aftermath It affects himself, when the self-inflicted clown is engulfed in flames, maybe only he himself can understand his feelings at this time.

The death of their most difficult opponent made Batman somewhat emotional, but obviously there were other things waiting for them to do, such as... "B, what about the Harley Quinn?"

"Give it to the director of the lunatic asylum, they probably have one more patient." Looking at the former psychiatrist with pity, Batman sighed.

The two looked at each other, and Superman picked up Harley Quinn and flew towards the madhouse with Batman.

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It was another year's press conference. Bruce Wayne, the chairman of Wayne Group, sat in the middle of the press conference in a suit and leather shoes with an elite face, smiling as he faced flashing lights and endless inquiries.

After solving the problems such as "What's the latest development of Wayne Group", "What are the advantages of the new products developed", "Is it true or false to hear that an orphanage is going to be built", "Will the previous funding continue" and so on. After the serious questions, Mr. Chairman finally ushered in his personal questions.

"Mr. Wayne, it is said that your former first love will enter the marriage hall with Prosecutor Dent in three days. What do you think about this?"

Bruce showed a charming smile that used to seduce girls everywhere, and said reservedly: "No, I think the beautiful prosecutor and I have always been good friends, and I have also received invitations, so I will naturally send a blessing at that time .”

His answer obviously did not satisfy the female reporter, so she changed the question: "Mr. Wayne seems to have kept a low profile recently, and there have been no more scandals. It is rumored that you have found a lover and plan to 'wash your hands' and stop being a Playboy, is this true?"

Bruce was taken aback for a moment, his gaze swept across the crowd of reporters, fixed on the tall young man who was writing quickly, and he bent his eyes: "Ah, that thing... probably is true."

Clark's pen stopped abruptly, and he raised his head slightly, the eyes of the two met so abruptly!

"May I ask what she does, and when do you plan to get married?" The female reporter immediately became excited.

Bruce stared at Clark with deep blue eyes, and then pulled the corners of his mouth: "He is a reporter. Our fate originated from an interview. I love him very much, and of course he loves me very much. As for getting married... I think we will get married this year." Going to California at the end of the year..."

There was an uproar underneath.

— "Fuck, Wayne used 'he'!"

— “What are they doing in California?”

——"Stupid, let you read more laws, California allows same-sex marriage!"

——"Damn it, it's so romantic..."

Bruce blocked all the voices, still staring at his old partner with the corners of his mouth bent, until the man pulled his chair away and fled...

Run away, stupid, anyway, we still have a lifetime of time to grind slowly...