Danqing

When Chen Kezhi came out of the shower, he saw that his quilt had bulged into a big ball, so he went over to pat it.

"come out."

In a few seconds, a small head popped out.

"Grasshopper?" Qin Songxue sniffed, her voice hoarse.

Chen Kezhi stretched out his hand to rub his head, and replied.

Qin Songxue consciously moved inside to make room for Chen Kezhi.

Chen Kezhi lifted the quilt and got in.

It was still cool in the evening in early summer, and the two children were wrapped tightly in thin quilts.

Before Chen Kezhi asked him, Tan Songxue expressed his dissatisfaction to Chen Kezhi sullenly: "I have another star in my pocket today. My mother insisted that I stole the kindergarten. I said I didn't know what was going on, but she still didn't believe it." I am."

"She keeps hitting you?"

Tan Songxue's arm still hurt a little, and she didn't sleep on her side as usual: "She kept beating me."

"What happened, tell me."

"I had kindergarten little stars in my pocket yesterday and tonight. I didn't play with the little stars. I don't know how they got into my pocket. My mother said I stole them. I didn't admit it, so she Hit me. It hurts."

Chen Kezhi leaned a little closer to Tan Songxue's side, and put his head against his head to show comfort.

"Grasshopper, don't touch my hand when you are sleeping, it hurts so much." Tan Songxue repeated.

Chen Kezhi didn't say a word, and kept thinking about the strangeness of this matter.

"What did you play in the kindergarten yesterday and today?" Chen Kezhi asked him close to his ear.

"Building blocks." The hot air sprayed Tan Songxue a little itchy, he scratched his little ears and replied honestly, "I built two big houses, and the teacher even gave me big red flowers, telling me His house is the nicest in the class."

"Is anyone with you?"

"Gao Chengxi." Tan Songxue sniffed.

Chen Kezhi stretched out his hand and pinched the tip of his nose, the tip of his nose was red and cold.

"Who is he?" Chen Kezhi didn't remember at once.

"It's that bastard who poked you with a pencil last time." Tan Songxue was indignant. Although she played with Gao Chengxi during the day, her attitude towards him was really not friendly.As long as he thought of Gao Chengxi poking Chen Kezhi to bleed, he would be very angry.

Chen Ke was taken aback, and then asked Tan Songxue with a smile, "Do you know what a bastard means?" Ever since he heard Tan Songxue call the girl in his class a "jade-faced fox" last time, he was not good at using Tan Songxue's words. Don't hold out any hope.

"Just, those who should go to the crossroads (street), those who haven't studied... No... Gao Chengxi is unreasonable, he pokes you with a pencil... He just did it wrong, and he still doesn't admit it..." Tan Songxue I talked about it in a mess and haven't explained it clearly.Chen Kezhi knew that he mentioned this word when he heard someone swearing at him, so he learned it by the way, but he still didn't figure out what it meant to be a bastard.

Before Tan Songxue finished speaking, Chen Kezhi interrupted him: "I'm going to turn off the lights."

"Yeah." Qin Songxue breathed a sigh of relief, just now he racked his brains and couldn't figure out what he meant by a bastard, and Chen Kezhi's interruption was just right.

Although little Qin bastard has no skills, he really cares about face.

The light bulb is an incandescent lamp, illuminating the whole bedroom in a warm yellow color. A thin woolen thread hangs down from the switch near the ceiling. Chen Kezhi gets up and pulls the woolen thread down to turn off the light.

"Grasshopper, tell me a story." Tan Songxue leaned her head on Chen Kezhi's shoulder consciously.

Chen Kezhi didn't think he was heavy, and even hugged him tightly to his side.

"Storytelling is fine, but you have to do one thing for me."

"Tell me." Chen Kezhi seldom asks Tan Songxue to help him with things, and Tan Songxue finds it novel, so he hastily nodded and agreed.Not only for listening to stories, but also for the sense of accomplishment after the work is done.

In Tan Songxue's heart, Chen Kezhi is an omnipotent existence. He asked him to do things by himself, and it would be so embarrassing to say so.

Chen Kezhi whispered to Tan Songxue for a while, and Tan Songxue's small face was first puzzled, then surprised, then surprised, and finally suddenly realized.In order to ensure that Tan Songxue could remember, Chen Kezhi asked him to repeat it.

"You have to help brother out, you know?" Chen Kezhi said to Tan Songxue before going to sleep.

"En!" Qin Songxue was very solemn.Chen Kezhi asked him to go to Gao Chengxi to "revenge" tomorrow because of the fatal accident that day. How could he forget such an important matter.It doesn't matter if he suffers a little bit, but it doesn't matter if he offends Chen Kezhi!

"What story do you want to hear today?"

Qin Songxue thought for a while, and said, "It's the little stories that the kindergarten teacher told us."

Chen Kezhi: "..."

The ghost knows what stories your kindergarten tells!

Fortunately, Tan Songxue was not so stupid, and continued to explain: "Yesterday, the teacher told about an old man whose house was blocked by a huge mountain, and he wanted to carry that mountain away. Later, the god felt that he was so pitiful, so he Let someone else help him, and he can carry the mountain away in one night."

Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains.Chen Ke said in his heart.

"Let me tell you about "Journey to the West", okay?"

"Okay, okay!" When I was young, there were always stories that I could never get tired of hearing. Qin Songxue loved "Journey to the West" even more than "Saint Seiya". , Let all the monsters bow their heads and surrender, it's so cool and domineering!

Chen Kezhi talked about the part where Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace after he learned his skills, including the fight with Erlang God, he was thrown into the stove of the Taishang Laojun to refine his eyes, and finally he was trapped under Wuzhi Mountain by the Tathagata.

Qin Songxue was stunned when he heard it, some plots were obviously different from those of the TV series, coupled with Chen Kezhi's personal feelings|colors, it was like a brand new story.

"Grasshopper, is Erlang God really that powerful?"

Chen Kezhi hummed: "The God of Erlang, Yang Jian, is a judicial god with a very high status. If he tried his best, Monkey King at that time would not have won."

"Why?" Sun Wukong turned the heavens upside down at that time, and the Jade Emperor did nothing!

"Erlangshen has more combat experience than him, and has a calmer personality."

Tan Songxue didn't quite understand, so she blinked her eyes and muttered a few words in a low voice.

"Then why did you just say that the Taishang Laojun and Tathagata Buddha are together?"

"Did you know that Sun Wukong went to learn scriptures with Tang Seng later? Tathagata Buddha suppressed him for 500 years just to make him do this. When Sun Wukong made troubles in the Heavenly Palace for the first time, he didn't have sharp eyes. It was only after he was arrested that he was trained. .The Taishang Laojun is one of the Three Purities, and his status is higher than the Jade Emperor. How could he lose to an ignorant stone monkey? Entering the alchemy furnace, I gave him a pair of golden eyes, so that he can protect Tang Seng to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures."

Qin Songxue seemed to understand, but this kind of analysis was a bit difficult for a child who was almost five years old.

"Grasshopper, you are so amazing!" Tan Songxue's face was unclear in the dark, but Chen Kezhi could imagine that he must be smiling at the moment, and couldn't help but curl his lips.

"Do you know who you are most like in Journey to the West?" Chen Kezhi asked him suddenly.

"Monkey King! I must be Monkey King!" Tan Songxue became excited, and his movements became larger, and more than half of the quilt was lifted, and Chen Kezhi hurriedly held him down.

"Yes, you are that little monkey who likes to get into trouble... Cover yourself with the quilt."

"Sun Wukong is so powerful!" Tan Songxue felt unhappy.

"Well, well, you are also very good." Chen Kezhi said perfunctorily.

At the end, Qin Songxue asked Chen Kezhi: "Grasshopper, I am Monkey King, so what are you? Erlang God?" He remembered Chen Kezhi saying that Erlang God is stronger than Monkey King.

Chen Kezhi pondered for a while, then denied, "No, I'm not Erlang Shen."

"Then what are you?"

"Tathagata." Chen Kezhi was very determined.

Tan Songxue is not convinced, isn't Tathagata the one who put Monkey King under the mountain?So he snorted through his nose: "I'm asleep!"

"You forgot one more thing." Chen Kezhi reminded him.

Qin Songxue moved a few times, moved her face closer, kissed Chen Kezhi, and said, "Good night, Grasshopper."

Chen Kezhi's face was smeared with sparkling saliva: "Good night."

No matter how great Monkey King is, he can't jump up to Wuzhishan, the Tathagata Buddha.

The next day, Chen Kezhi got up at six o'clock to exercise as usual.Chen's mother is from the north and is relatively tall. Chen's father is also a tall man of nearly 1.8 meters. In addition, Chen Kezhi has been exercising with Chen's father. He is much taller than his peers. He is thin but not thin. He does pull-ups When it goes up, it will also show muscle lines.

Tan Songxue slept soundly, and the sound of Chen Kezhi getting up did not wake him up.The use of liquefied petroleum gas has not been popularized yet, and many families still use stoves to burn coal. Chen Kezhi was afraid of trouble, and took a shower with cold water directly after each exercise. Over time, he became a habit and didn't feel too cold.

After taking a shower, Chen Kezhi's whole body was cool. He went back to the bedroom and stuffed his hands under the quilt, and touched Tan Songxue's stomach. It was so cold that Tan Songxue jumped up all of a sudden.

"Wake up."

Chen Kezhi's way of waking people up is always so rude.

Tan Songxue didn't wake up angry, and went to bed early at night. At this time, she basically woke up naturally, rubbed her eyes obediently, got up, yawned and went home.After taking two steps, Chen Kezhi grabbed him by the back of his collar and pulled him back, then stuffed the small pillow into his arms.

The little bastard was forgetful and forgot to take the pillow.

This time, Qin Songxue didn't need to be reminded by Qin's mother and Chen Kezhi, so she consciously put the two little stars, one red and one orange, into her pocket.This is an important prop for him to avenge Chen Kezhi.

After playing with building blocks for two days, the kindergarten did not give out toys today, but taught a new nursery rhyme "Little Star". Qin Songxue is talented in drawing and writing, but knows nothing about music. He came out to sing solo, or else the other children would have to laugh out loud—others were out of tune, but this little bastard was out of tune.

After singing, during the break between classes, Tan Songxue held Gao Chengxi back.

"Gao Chengxi, let's go drink some water." Singing makes me thirsty.

Gao Chengxi was a little guilty, and subconsciously didn't want to follow, but she was also afraid that Tan Songxue would do tricks behind his back. Qin Songxue, a little bastard, had too many previous convictions, and his stomach was full of bad water. If he didn't pay attention, he added some ingredients to the cup...

But seeing that he didn't respond these two days, maybe his plan didn't succeed, Tan Songxue is not a person who likes to take the initiative to fight, forgive him for not daring to do anything.After thinking about it, Gao Chengxi agreed, what kind of trouble can this little ruffian afford?

But Gao Chengxi's thinking was too simple, he thought that what he was going to deal with was just a careless grandson, but he never thought that behind this grandson, there was a Tathagata with all-hands and eyes.