Danqing

"Grasshopper, give me the key." Qin Songxue ran to the door of the unit and said to Chen Kezhi who was fascinated.

Qin Xiao bastard is usually forgetful, Qin's mother made him a woolen chain and hung it around his neck, with the door key on it.Tan Songxue was restless, and felt that the key hanging around his neck was getting in the way, so he gave the key to Chen Kezhi for safekeeping.They stick together all day long, and Chen Kezhi is his mobile key vault.

Chen Kezhi half closed the thick "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and looked up at him.

"I'm going back to get some incense. We killed a four-legged snake just now." Qin Songxue replied very consciously.

Chen Kezhi was used to this little bastard doing weird things all day long, so he calmly took out the bunch of keys from his pocket and put them in Tan Songxue's hands.

Qin Songxue kissed Chen Kezhi on the face, "Thank you Grasshopper!"

Chen Kezhi's paralyzed expression was a little loose: "Go quickly."

After reaching the third floor, Qi Chenzhuo asked Tan Songxue, "Why do you always kiss Brother Chen?"

"What's the matter?" Qin Songxue felt strange. Is there any problem?

"I never kiss others. You are five years old, and you still kiss others everywhere." The implication is that Tan Songxue's behavior is very childish, and generally only babies like relatives.

"I only kiss others when I like it. What do you know? And he is my grasshopper. He likes me to kiss him the most. I just need to kiss him for whatever I want." Qin Songxue didn't think he was this at all. He is quite proud of selling his hue.

After all, a child is a child, and the subject is forgotten once the topic is revealed: "What are you doing so fast, why don't you wait for me." As he said that, he was going to pull the corner of Qin Song's snow clothes.

Qin Songxue quickly jumped up the stairs two steps, avoiding Qi Chenzhuo's clutches.

Qi Chenzhuo was a little hurt, so he stopped immediately and said, "What are you doing, you won't even let me pull you." Qin Songxue told him to do something, and he was not at all vague.

Qin Songxue was a little embarrassed when he was questioned. He never disliked Qi Chenzhuo. Isn't this the corpse of a four-legged snake that he just squeezed? Pulling his clothes before washing his hands, isn't it disgusting?Immediately, his eyes rolled, and he said: "Zhuo Zhuo, it's not that I won't let you pull me, I tell you, the four-legged snake's head is poisonous, you smashed the four-legged snake's head and touched it just now, it's poisonous to you It's gone, now you pull my clothes and I will be poisoned too."

"You pinched (cheated) me!" Qi Chenzhuo was taken aback. How could a four-legged snake be poisonous? Why are you talking to him now?

"Where can I pick you up? I watched "Animal World" a few days ago. It said that the snake's venom is dripped in the teeth, and the teeth are on the skull. You smashed the four-legged snake's head just now, and the poison ran out. Yes, it must be poisonous if you touched it." When Qin Songxue was eating, the windmill had already finished broadcasting, so he could only watch "Animal World".

Qin Songxue has a heaven-defying memory for the things he is interested in, and his knowledge is much wider than that of ordinary children, but this kid always "learns and uses" the existing knowledge, tampering with it in a mess. The other students were taken aback.

"You talk nonsense! Snakes don't have feet, and four-legged snakes have feet. It's not a snake!" Qi Chenzhuo still didn't believe it. If four-legged snakes were snakes, how could they be seen often? Aren't all snakes found in deep mountains and old forests? ?He has grown so big (...) that he has never seen a real snake!

"The four-legged snake has the word 'snake', why is it not a snake! Why are you so stupid!" Tan Songxue shook her head with a sigh.

Qi Chenzhuo thought for a while, this is also true, the four-legged snake has the word snake, so it must be a snake.

So what Tan Songxue said is correct?

It's over, it's over, he was poisoned, and poisoning will kill people, what if he dies!

Qi Chenzhuo felt that the sky was about to fall, and his eyes turned red: "Then you still want me to get the four-legged snake! No wonder you don't go get it yourself, you're going to kill me, do you know that!" Qi Chenzhuo is the third bear The most simple and honest one among the children, he hated Tan Songxue to death at the moment, and didn't go up to scratch him, fearing that the poison on his body would be contagious.

"Don't worry, you can get it from my room..." Tan Songxue wanted to talk about soap, but remembered that he also needed soap for bathing, and he didn't want to let the hands that had touched the corpse of a four-legged snake touch it, so he changed his words, " ...just wash it with washing powder."

Then I found it unconvincing, and added: "I have to wash it three times, that's what it says in the book." Just now I was watching TV, but now I'm reading a book.

"Really?" Qi Chenzhuo took a turn for the worse, and the transition from "I'm going to die" to "I'm sure I can be saved" made him a little dazed with joy.

"Yes." Tan Songxue nodded without shame, "We will wash your hands first when we enter the house, and then take the incense down."

Qi Chenzhuo said sincerely, "Qiaoqiu, you are so kind."

Qin Songxue blushed a little, it was all because of his nonsense, she could only scratch her head: "Hey, no, no..."

After entering the house, Tan Songxue poured the family's white cat washing powder into Qi Chenzhuo's hands, and the poor kid Qi Chenzhuo washed them three times in a regular manner according to Qin Songxue's instructions, until his hands ached.

While Qi Chenzhuo was washing his hands, Qin Songxue went to the kitchen and brought out a stainless steel chopstick.

After the two brats finished, they ran downstairs, and Yang Bo had already bought the matches.

Qin Songxue took three dark red slender incense sticks and asked Yang Bo to light them.

After inserting the incense, the three brats bowed to the four-legged snake corpse in a serious manner.

"What are we doing now?" Qi Chenzhuo asked Tan Songxue.The four-legged snake has already "worshiped", and there is nothing they can do for the time being.

"Bake it!" Tan Songxue said while raising the stainless steel chopsticks in his hand.

"Ah?" Yang Bo and Qi Chenzhuo thought they heard it wrong.

"I said let's roast it and forget it. I haven't eaten four-legged snake meat yet. We burned incense for it just now, and it won't blame us." Tan Songxue said and handed the chopsticks to Yang Bo, "The Snot Demon You can string it up, you need to be stronger. Zhuozhuo, let's fetch a basin of water from your house to wash it clean." Qi Chenzhuo's home is on the first floor, so it's easier to carry things.

"Didn't you say that four-legged snakes are poisonous! Why are you roasting them again now!" Qi Chenzhuo asked loudly.

"It's been so long that the poison is gone. There is time for the poison, and you have stained most of it just now. We will wash it off later and it will be completely gone."

Qi Chenzhuo was skeptical.

"Qiaoqiu, can this be eaten?" Yang Bo sniffed, but he hadn't started to string the four-legged snake yet.

"So many adults eat snake meat, and four-legged snakes are also snakes. Let's try it first, and if it doesn't work, we won't eat it."

Yang Bo and Qi Chenzhuo felt that there was no harm. Anyway, they have nothing to do now, so let's treat it as an experiment, and maybe they will discover a delicacy.

Qi Chenzhuo and Qin Songxue quickly took half a basin of water, and the two bear children carried one side back to the pine tree.

Yang Bo is still strenuously stringing the four-legged snake.

"I can't poke this one in." Yang Bo was annoyed. Although the chopsticks were hard, but the head was too blunt, no matter how hard he poked it, he couldn't go in.

Tan Songxue frowned: "How did you poke it just now?"

Yang Bo stepped on the four-legged snake's body to stabilize it, and stabbed the four-legged snake's broken tail with one hand with chopsticks.

"Why are you so stupid!" Tan Songxue began to curse again, "You poke it from its head! Zhuo Zhuo smashed its head!"

Yang Bo saw that Tan Songxue's voice was getting louder, and his attitude became bad: "You alone know! I poked it just now and didn't go in!"

Qin Songxue didn't speak after hearing this, and Yang Bo didn't poke it in with so much strength, it was even more impossible to change him, he had to change the tool.

But they don't have small wooden sticks.

It was Qi Chenzhuo who first thought of a solution: "I'll go back and get a fruit knife, make a hole in its stomach, and then insert the chopsticks in."

The bellies of almost all animals are soft, and it is not a problem to cut them open with a sharp fruit knife.

"Well, you go back and get it, we'll wait for you."

The role played by Qin Songxue is basically a military adviser, directing Yang Bo and Qi Chenzhuo to do it. He still feels sick when he directly touches the unclean four-legged snake corpse.It's not a cleanliness fetish, he usually rolls on the ground more than a dozen times, but the greasy touch of a creature like a four-legged snake is like sticking to his hands and it can't be washed cleanly, which makes him very disgusted.

Qi Chenzhuo's method really worked. It took a lot of work to cut open the four-legged snake's stomach, but the chopsticks went much smoother.

It has been half an hour since the three bears finished washing the four-legged snake.

Yang Bo looked at the matches in his hand: "What should I do now, what should I use to bake?"

"Do you have charcoal in your room?" Tan Songxue asked Qi Chenzhuo.

"Yes, but I don't know where my mother put it."

"I don't know where I put the charcoal in my house." Yang Bo continued.

Qin Songxue thought for a while: "Forget it, none of us know how to light a charcoal fire, let's take out the coal in the house...Zhuo Zhuo, do you burn coal in your house?" At the end of the 90s, many families had switched to liquefied petroleum gas , Yang Bo's family is one of them.

"Well, my grandma still uses coal to boil water. There was still a fire in the stove when I went back just now." It is harder to light coal than charcoal, and Qi Chenzhuo's grandma usually keeps the fire on the stove for the next use.

"Is your grandmother in the house?"

"She went to play mahjong with a group of old ladies."

"Then let's take it out and put it back after a while. Your grandma won't find out."

Just do what you say, the three bears are out-and-out activists, Qi Chenzhuo opened the door, Qin Songxue took the big tongs, and together with Yang Bo, they clamped out the hottest piece of briquette.

The coal is relatively heavy, and the tongs are not very strong. Three people take turns to hold the coal, changing it every five meters to ensure that the coal will not fall and break in the middle.

All the preparations in the early stage are in place, and you can start baking.

Qin Songxue put the chopsticks on the hot coals. The lower half of the coals had turned khaki, while the upper half was black and red, and the fire was quite strong.

"Be careful, don't touch the coal and it will turn black!" Yang Bo saw that Tan Songxue was holding his breath while roasting the four-legged snake. He was a little curious and expectant, and forgot to blow his nose. A transparent and green snot was just like that. It dripped down and fell to the ground, so Yang Bo quickly wiped it off with his sleeve.

"I know it!"

Qi Chenzhuo also stared at the four-legged snake without moving.

Qin Songxue roasted it extremely seriously. Because of practicing calligraphy, his hands were much more stable than ordinary children, and the four-legged snake hardly showed any signs of shaking in its hands.

Within a minute, a unique smell of barbecue wafted out, making the three bears salivate.