After the salted fish dark guard falls off his horse

What kind of secret guard are you when you grow up like this? Isn’t it good to eat soft rice?

In the dream, Shen Jinfeng felt as if he was inside a sky lantern.All around was dimly lit by candlelight, through a thin layer of lantern paper, he saw Xiao Wangshu.

Because of the halo, Xiao Wangshu's appearance was sometimes clear and sometimes blurred, and there were shadows moving around, which might be other people.He heard a voice making a wish to the sky lantern, but he couldn't hear it clearly from the other side of the lantern, as if saying... I want to see him.

who?Who do you want to see?

Shen Jinfeng wanted to ask clearly, but the dream was out of his control.Soon, he and the sky lantern left the ground and floated into the dark blue night sky.

When he opened his eyes, there was a black and silver mask hanging above his head.

Shen Jinfeng reacted instinctively, raised his arm and gave an uppercut, hitting the man spiraling into the sky, and then kicked him to the ground with a flying kick.

One year of training in the Dark Guard Battalion is not for nothing.

When he got up and lit the lamp beside the bed, he found that it was Liang Jue lying on the ground.

Shen Jinfeng: "Hello?"

You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing on my bed?

Liang Jue clutched the cracked mask: "Xiao Shen, you are really ruthless! Also, why can't I understand what you are talking about?"

Shen Jinfeng said casually: "What I just said was in a foreign language, it's normal for you not to understand."

Liang Jue: "I didn't expect you to know foreign languages, amazing!"

Shen Jinfeng: "That is!"

"Wait," he called Liang Jue, "you still haven't said why you are in my bed in the middle of the night, what are you running for?"

Liang Jue froze.

Shen Jinfeng touched his chin: "You don't want to take off my mask while I'm asleep, do you?"

Hearing this, Liang Jue gave an embarrassed "haha" twice, but did not deny it.

That's it.

Shen Jinfeng condemned: "Xiaoliang, you sneak attack in the middle of the night, you don't talk about martial arts!"

Liang Jue was depressed: "Didn't this sneak attack succeed, and you beat me up in reverse. You see, my mask is cracked, it's already unlucky enough, so don't bother with me?"

"I didn't intend to argue with you." Shen Jinfeng sighed.

He really couldn't figure out what Liang Jue was trying to do for a mask.Shen Jinfeng didn't want to show him, firstly because of Liang Jue's suspicious attitude, and secondly because the shadow envoy harassed him from time to time after seeing his true face, which was really disgusting.

But he also knew that Liang Jue and Shadow Envoy were not the same kind of people.Now that Liang Jue's mask was cracked by him, Shen Jinfeng felt a little bit sorry, so he raised his hand and tapped on the table and said, "I still say the same thing, let you see it, but you have to tell me the reason."

Liang Jue covered her face: "Xiao Shen, my face hurts, please give me some medicine first." After saying that, she went to look for medicine pitifully.

Shen Jinfeng: "..."

Shen Jinfeng lowered his head and glanced at his fist.

Very good, Mr. Saitama has a successor.

After a while, Liang Jue came back and said, "Xiao Shen, I've run out of ointment, do you have any more of the jar that Lord Shadow Envoy gave you last time? Let me apply some, the medicine given by the emperor will definitely be effective."

Shen Jinfeng spread his hands together: "Unfortunately, there are no more." He bent down and fished out a medicine box from under his bed, "You can apply mine, although it is not a gift from the emperor, but with the blessing of Xiao Shen's father's love, the medicine will not be effective." Poor."

Liang Jue: "?"

"I warn you, you don't want to take advantage of me."

Shen Jinfeng rolled his eyes and smiled: "Otherwise, how about this? If you call me father, I'll take off the mask and show you."

Liang Jue can bend and stretch: "Father!"

Shen Jinfeng: "..."

Careless.

Forget that Xiao Liang has no morals in the first place.

Liang Jue continued: "Father, father, father!"

"That's enough, that's enough," Shen Jinfeng was called out by him, "You come here first to get the medicine."

"It's settled, you can't go back on your word—hiss! Xiao Shen, please be gentle, it hurts..."

Under the cracked mask, half of Liang Jue's face was swollen, and Shen Jinfeng didn't expect that the first time he saw his real face, he saw a pig's head.

Liang Jue gasped in pain: "Xiao Shen, tell me the truth, are you angry about getting up? One punch almost dislocated my jaw..."

Shen Jinfeng laughed while rubbing the medicine: "Amazing! As expected of me."

Liang Jue was heartbroken: "Are you still human?"

Hearing Liang Jue mention getting angry, Shen Jinfeng remembered the dream just now.I couldn't think normally in my dream, but now I wake up and think about it, it seems to be the scene I saw in Zichen Palace today.

The person in front of him was Emperor Xiyuan's loyal fanboy, Shen Jinfeng simply asked him: "Xiao Liang, do you know why the Holy Majesty puts the sky lanterns on this day every year?"

"I know, I heard it's because... wait, why did you suddenly ask this?" Liang Jue's eyes were strange, "Do you care about the Holy Majesty?"

Shen Jinfeng didn't think there was anything wrong with it: "The Holy One is our master, shouldn't I care about him?"

Liang Jue still had weird eyes: "Xiao Shen, let me ask you a question."

Shen Jinfeng: "Ask."

Liang Jue: "If, I mean if, the Holy Majesty likes you and wants to marry you, you will... Hiss, please tap!"

Shen Jinfeng: "Whoever asked you to ask this kind of question has already said that I don't engage in homosexuality."

Liang Jue was afraid that he would strike again, so he didn't dare to say anything for a while.

Shen Jinfeng didn't do it on purpose, it's just that he has been harassed by the shadow envoys in the past two years in the film department, and he has a somewhat stressful reaction.

Strictly speaking, he is not completely straight. He has also seen many comics and movies of the same sex. In his opinion, gender is a difference in physical structure, not emotion.When he was in the research institute because he kept rejecting the pursuit of his colleagues, someone asked him if he liked the same sex. Shen Jinfeng said you wait for me to tell your fortune. Who can be sure that you won't like it before you meet.

But for those of the same sex who have no feelings, he will only give them four big words: I don't have sex.

After applying the medicine, he dug out a bottle of paste from the toolbox and repaired Liang Jue's cracked mask.The face of the hidden guard cannot be exposed. Although he can get a new one, he still has to make up the old one before that.

It was already late at night, and the light of the candle lamp cast on the white wall. Shen Jinfeng's eyelashes were very long, casting a slightly curled black shadow on the wall.

Liang Jue stared at him for a while, and couldn't help rubbing his hands together: "Father, this medicine is finished, can you see if it's okay..."

Shen Jinfeng smiled, took off the mask before he finished speaking, and put it on the table casually.

Liang Jue was dumbfounded.

In the past, he thought Xiao Shen was good-looking because of his figure and demeanor. Now that he took off the mask, it was a more intuitive beauty.Liang Jue found that the rumored description of peach blossoms, jade faces, and beauty that is difficult to find is not an exaggeration at all.

If he grows up like Xiao Shen, he can walk sideways in the palace.

After a long while, Liang Jue choked out a sentence: "Shen Shishi, you are so reckless!"

Shen Jinfeng raised his eyes: "?"

Liang Jue: "What kind of secret guard are you when you grow up like this? Isn't it good to eat soft food?"

Shen Jinfeng nodded thoughtfully: "You reminded me, if I have the opportunity to leave the film company in the future, I will go to eat soft food."

It was only at this time that Liang Jue realized that he had just been fascinated by the beauty, and his first thought was not that Xiao Shen didn't look like the portrait.

Although it is not important anymore.

In terms of amazingness, Xiao Shen himself completely exploded that painting.

Liang Jue even felt that Huang Xuyan's painting was ugly.

"Have you seen enough?" Shen Jinfeng asked.He has already mended the mask.

Liang Jue hurriedly said: "Enough is enough, I'm afraid that my love for your father will deteriorate after watching it."

Shen Jinfeng put on his mask again.He was a little sleepy, and he didn't bother to compete with Liang Jue for his seniority right now, so he got up and stretched, and was about to go back to bed.

Liang Jue hesitated to speak, "Xiao Shen—"

Shen Jinfeng: "Huh?"

Liang Jue: "I have something, I don't know if I should say it or not."

Shen Jinfeng: "Then don't talk about it."

Liang Jue: "..."

Shen Jinfeng blew out the candle lamp: "I'm asleep."

Liang Jue: "Okay."

The two returned to their respective beds.

After a while, Shen Jinfeng heard another bed tossing and turning in the darkness.

He sat up with two dark circles under his eyes: "Xiao Liang, are you frying eggs?"

Liang Jue: "Huh?"

"Turn it over and over." Shen Jinfeng rubbed his eyes, and there was a bit of grievance in his words that he couldn't sleep at night, "It's so noisy, I'm so sleepy."

Liang Jue: "..."

It’s over.

Having seen Xiao Shen's real face, now even hearing him complain is cute.

Shen Jinfeng asked: "What did you want to say just now? Say it, don't turn over again after you finish speaking, I'm going to sleep."

Liang Jue remembered the reaction when he asked Xiao Shen if the Holy Spirit liked him just now, and was worried that he would touch his back again. This time, after careful consideration, he said in a roundabout way: "That's right, I have someone I admire, but Well, I suddenly found out that he likes my friend one day. I want to ask, what would you do if this happened to you?"

"The person I admire likes my friend..." Shen Jinfeng thought for a while, "I should be ecstatic with the two chefs."

Liang Jue: "..."

"Chu means that you like someone or something very much." Shen Jinfeng stretched out an index finger in the darkness, "Look, the person you admire is Yichu."

Then stretch out the index finger of the other hand: "Do you like your friend?"

Liang Jue: "Of course."

"Okay, that's Yichu again." Shen Jinfeng touched his two index fingers together, "Look, if the person you admire is with your friend, isn't that a dream linkage, and the two chefs are ecstatic? You should be happy! "

Liang Jue suddenly realized: "You say so, it seems to be true!"

Shen Jinfeng: "Yes, there is nothing to worry about." He lay back and covered the quilt, "How about it, have you figured it out, can I sleep now?"

"Wait a minute," Liang Jue stopped him, "But what if my friend doesn't like him?"

Shen Jinfeng: "Then let nature take its course."

Liang Jue: "But he won't marry unless he's my friend, and he's been guarding himself like a jade for two years."

Shen Jinfeng seemed to understand: "You mean the Holy One?"

Liang Jue: "Yes, you also know that the Holy Majesty has left the harem vacant for two years, and now the court ministers and the queen mother are pressing hard."

Shen Jinfeng thought about it for a while, and their sages were outstanding in appearance and martial arts, not to mention their status and status. The most rare thing was that as an emperor, he was very pure-hearted and ascetic.Thinking of Xiaoliang's friend marrying him, it would be a beautiful thing.

Shen Jinfeng changed his mind and said, "Then you should find a way to create opportunities and match them up."

Liang Jue hesitated: "Is this okay?"

Shen Jinfeng: "What's wrong, twisted melons are very sweet."

Liang Jue didn't hesitate anymore, but he was a little worried: "Xiao Shen, you seem to understand it very well. Have you experienced many relationships?"

Shen Jinfeng: "No, the coach never leaves the field himself."

Just as Liang Jue breathed a sigh of relief, he asked again: "By the way, which friend of yours does the Holy One like?"

The author says:

"How Assists Are Made" - Xiaoshen Jinfengski;

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