After the salted fish dark guard falls off his horse

Ask Xiao Wangshu to eat the bomb.

Something is wrong with Liang Jue.

Shen Jinfeng thought.

The light in the washbasin was dim, and he was far away. It stands to reason that Liang Jue didn't fully see his true face, at most it was a blurred profile.

They have lived together for two years, and this kind of situation has happened before, because the film director stipulates that the hidden guards are not allowed to reveal their true faces, even among colleagues, so they usually run into each other as if nothing happened and will not chase after them. Don't have to check it out.

Liang Jue is... what's wrong today?

Liang Jue squatted beside his bed, his eyes flickering in the darkness.

It's a little creepy.

Shen Jinfeng thought of his usual unscrupulous nympho behavior, and touched his chin. Maybe Liang Jue suddenly discovered that he was good-looking, and wanted to take this opportunity to sublimate their friendship.

Shen Jinfeng wrapped his little quilt tightly: "I'm not gay."

Liang Jue: "..."

Liang Jue choked speechlessly: "Who said I'm going to have sex with you!"

"Then you see what I do. According to the rules of the film director, the guards are not allowed to look at each other."

Liang Jue: "What's the relationship between us? Let me see, and I won't report you."

Shen Jinfeng remained unmoved.It is said that there must be a demon when things go wrong, and Liang Jue suddenly wanted to see his face, who knew what he was up to.

"No." He resolutely refused, turned over and left Liang Jue with a back view, "You should go to sleep too, you have to go to work tomorrow."

Seeing him like this, Liang Jue couldn't say anything more.

Forget it, Liang Jue thought, since they live in the same room, there is always a chance to see them.

……

Just after dawn, the assembly whistle sounded in the film department.

Shen Jinfeng came to the lobby rubbing his eyes and yawned sleepily.Last night, he and Liang Jue Qihan went sneaking around, so they had very little sleep.

The shadow emissary glanced at him, then shook his head helplessly: "Eleven, why do you look like you haven't woken up all day long?"

Shen Jinfeng said: "That means you came too early, not at the right time."

The dark guards next to him were also a little depressed when they were woken up early in the morning, and laughed one after another when they heard his words.

The Shadow Envoy glared at them sternly, and the hidden guards immediately suppressed their smiles, and stood upright.

The Shadow Envoy said: "Do you know what I want to say when I call you here?"

After a brief silence, a secret guard said uncertainly, "Is it... what happened to the Inner Court Department yesterday?"

The Shadow Envoy nodded: "Some of you may not know that a tragedy happened in the Inner Court Department last night. Eunuch Cao, the head of the Inner Court Department, was bombed to death in the dormitory. The body has been examined overnight and it was confirmed that the cause of death was caused by the explosion. He was seriously injured, and the Ministry of Criminal Justice is still looking for the murderer."

When the incident happened last night, Liang Jue and Qi Han happened to be back in the dormitory. Hearing the news at this time, they couldn't help but look at each other in surprise, and then turned to look at Shen Jinfeng.

Their eyes met, and Shen Jinfeng read gloating from their eyes.

If it wasn't for the Shadow Envoy being here, the two of them would have already set off firecrackers to celebrate.

Cao Chunsheng was already notorious in the palace, and he had done countless evil things. No one felt sorry for his death.The shadow envoy looked around and continued: "Such a major event happened in the palace. During this period of time, we must not take it lightly. We dare to openly commit crimes in the palace. This murderer can be described as extremely rampant. , will you bomb the Xuanzheng Hall tomorrow?"

Hearing what he said, Shen Jinfeng couldn't help but curled his lips into a smile.

The Shadow Envoy scowled: "Shen Shishi!"

Shen Jinfeng: "Here!"

"You are still in the mood to laugh. Do you know that you are also suspected of Eunuch Cao's death? At present, no traces of the murderer have been found at the scene. The criminal department can only investigate from the people that Eunuch Cao has been in contact with recently. You were just arrested by him yesterday. He was fined [-] boards, and he was killed at night, and they can definitely believe that you have the motive for committing the crime."

As soon as these words came out, the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Impossible, Xiao Shen knows how to tease cats and dogs all day long, and he can kill people?"

"That's right. I happened to be there when Sheng Shang went to the scene of the crime last night. In Cao Chunsheng's room... Tsk tsk, that was tragic. If Xiao Shen has this ability, why is he still in the film department?"

The Shadow Envoy cleared his throat: "I want you to know that this matter is not trivial and can not be used as a joke. Because the Holy Majesty did not sleep all night last night, although our Majesty is wise, he will never vent his anger. My servant, but you still have to pay attention when you go to work, and you must not make mistakes."

"Especially you, Eleven, these few days must not be as lazy as before, understand?"

Shen Jinfeng replied lazily: "Understood."

"Hey, you're trying to annoy me, aren't you?" The shadow emissary slapped his hands, and the other guards turned their faces away, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

The slap finally landed on Shen Jinfeng's shoulder, and the shadow envoy said: "Others can go, stay on Eleventh, I still have something to explain to you."

As soon as the guards heard that they could run away, they ran faster than rabbits, and soon there were only two people left in the lobby.The shadow envoy embraced Shen Jinfeng's shoulders, and his tone was completely different from that of the lecture: "Yesterday, I suffered another [-] blows. It doesn't feel good. How is the injury now?"

Shen Jinfeng felt his hands rubbing his shoulders through the material of the clothes, and moved his arms uncomfortably to escape.

The Shadow Envoy said: "What's the matter, did you get upset just now?" He lowered his voice, "I have to be strict in front of other hidden guards, and this time the situation is really special, if you provoke me like before, Your Majesty is angry, even I can't keep you..."

Shen Jinfeng wanted to laugh a little.Except for the time of Cao Chunsheng, he always blamed himself when he got into trouble, and the shadow envoy would only send some ointment over to verbally care about it afterwards.Besides, if the Shadow Envoy hadn't colluded with Cao Chunsheng to trap him, an innocent person, in the Film Division, none of these things would have happened.

Why is it being said by the shadow emissary now, as if he has done a lot for himself.

Shen Jinfeng touched his pocket, took out the jar containing the ointment and threw it over: "I'll return it to you. You don't need to send these things over next time, I don't need them."

The Shadow Envoy caught the ointment and was stunned for a moment: "Didn't Liang Jue tell you, this is a gift from the emperor."

Shen Jinfeng asked: "What's wrong with Yuci, can you undo the poison on my body?"

What he needs is not other external things, but the antidote for the film director.Only with the antidote can he be free.

The Shadow Envoy said: "This was bestowed by the Holy One. Do you know how many ministers in the court spent a lot of money but couldn't get it..."

He said that this can of medicine was like a limited edition signed by a celebrity. Shen Jinfeng smiled: "I don't need it anymore, Mr. Yingshi might as well sell it to those who need it, and make a lot of money. Wouldn't it be great?" ?”

"Shen Shishi," the shadow envoy gradually lost his patience, "You really don't like oil and salt, haven't I treated you well enough for the past two years? I didn't send you any food in the palace. Even Liang Jue and Qi Han has followed you a lot, why don't you know how to repay him?"

Shen Jinfeng blinked: "It turns out that the things that the Lord Shadow Envoy gave us need to be returned. If you had told me earlier, I would have told them not to move, and return them to you intact."

"You!" The Shadow Envoy took a deep breath, "What else do you want from me?"

"If I remember correctly, I don't seem to have asked Mr. Shadow Envoy anything."

"You know that I treat you..."

The shadow emissary's eyes scanned him up and down, with a hint of explicitness.Shen Jinfeng felt a chill in his heart: "I also remember what I said, I'm not manly."

The shadow emissary sneered when he heard the words: "After entering the palace, you think you still have a choice. I am already good to you. If you are favored by other high-ranking officials, even the Holy One..." Speaking of which , He seemed to have remembered something, frowned and changed his words, "You don't have to work with the Holy Lord during this period of time, stay in the film department and think about your mistakes behind closed doors, don't come out and walk around if you have nothing to do."

Emperor Xi Yuan had a cold personality, but he always treated the palace people leniently. It was not easy to encounter a bad mood once, which was a good opportunity to be expelled. Of course, Shen Jinfeng was unwilling to let it go: "I have done nothing wrong, why should I be in confinement. "

"If you tell you to think about it behind closed doors, then you will think about it behind closed doors. Why are there so many problems?" The Shadow Envoy didn't have the patience to deal with him anymore, and turned around and left after leaving this sentence.When he reached the entrance of the lobby, he stopped in his tracks: "Eleventh, you should think carefully in the film department during this time. My patience is limited. I advise you not to toast or eat fine wine."

Shen Jinfeng knew that he was asking himself to consider whether to become one of his... bedmates.The previous gesture of favor was considered a toast, but as for the fine wine, he thought about it, maybe it was the overlord who forced himself to bow.

If there is a day, he doesn't mind sending Yingshi two bombs to try.

After being disgusted by this, Shen Jinfeng's sleepiness disappeared, and he didn't want to go back to the dormitory to catch up on sleep, so he simply went for a walk.

Just after dawn, the imperial garden was covered with golden fallen leaves. Shen Jinfeng walked in, and from a distance, he saw an old man and a young man sitting at a stone table playing chess, with several court ladies and eunuchs waiting beside them with their heads bowed.

Seeing him coming in, the two hidden guards by the rockery hurriedly made a "shh" gesture. Shen Jinfeng understood, and moved over lightly, without disturbing the Holy Majesty and the Queen Mother.

He looked at it for a while, and said strangely: "It's not yet dawn, why are the Holy Majesty and the Empress Dowager here?"

The hidden guard next to him said: "The Queen Mother is sleepless. I heard that the Holy Majesty was sleepless last night, so I invited him to the Imperial Garden early in the morning to drink tea and play chess."

"It's about playing chess, but in my opinion, the queen mother wants to take this opportunity to persuade the emperor. No one was selected in the palace draft a while ago. This is the third year. Can the queen mother be in a hurry?"

The Empress Dowager is over fifty this year, because she is well maintained and does not look old. She is wearing an emerald green palace dress today. Apart from the decorations on her hair and earrings, she only has a jasper bracelet around her wrist. Just by looking at her face, she is very kind .

As expected by the hidden guards, halfway through the chess game, the Empress Dowager said, "Your Majesty, Aijia heard from the people below that you stayed up all night last night because of that painting?"

Xiao Wangshu gave birth to a son, and when he heard the words, he smiled lightly: "The people under my mother's subordinates are well-informed."

His face was as cold as the moon, but his smile belonged to Zhilan Yushu, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.

The queen mother sighed helplessly: "Is the emperor blaming the Ai family for sending someone to watch you? Isn't the Ai family also worried about you? You are the emperor of the dynasty, and you can't get any kind of wife you want to marry, but why... I just love a painting, what can I ask Aijia to say about you?"

"Since mother doesn't know what to say, you don't need to say it." Xiao Wangshu said lightly, "The emperor has his own measure."

The Empress Dowager held up the teacup: "Cao Chun is dead, and the thread of the painting is also broken. What is the emperor going to do now?"

Hearing her mention, Xiao Wangshu's eyes flashed with disappointment, but he quickly recovered his calm look: "Zhen will send someone to find other clues."

"The emperor is not going to give up yet?" The queen mother shook her head in surprise.She also knew that persuasion was useless, so she went straight to the point and said: "Where is there no fragrant grass in the end of the world? Yesterday Yan'er, the daughter of General Qin's family, came to the palace to visit Ai's family. This child is filial, knowledgeable, and beautiful. Calligraphy and painting are proficient in everything, even Aijia sighs that he is not as good as..."

Xiao Wangshu interrupted the casting of the spell before the queen mother finished speaking: "What the queen mother said is true. The first daughter of General Qin's family is very talented and beautiful. I will pay attention to finding a good husband for her."

Empress Dowager: "..."

When Shen Jinfeng heard this conversation behind the rockery, he couldn't help thinking that from ancient times to the present, urging marriage has been a topic that young people cannot escape, even a young monarch.Just looking at how fluent the answer is, you can tell that this is not the first time you have been urged.

If someone else had the level of power and status of Emperor Xiyuan, there would have been three thousand beauties in the harem, not to mention that Xiao Wangshu was still very good-looking, and a large number of noble ladies would do everything possible to marry him without the draft.There are a group of ministers and officials to persuade him, and the queen mother is urging the marriage. Under such circumstances, he can still stay single like a jade, and he can only be said to be a ruthless person.

The queen mother over there said again: "Your Majesty, in terms of appearance, conduct and talent, can you have a better husband-in-law than you? According to Ai's family, it is better for you to take Yan'er into the palace..."

Xiao Wangshu said: "I already have my own heart, so I won't delay other girls."

"You..." Seeing him like this, the queen mother was so angry that she couldn't choose what to say, "I don't think the person in that painting is a person, but a goblin! How can I bewitch you like this..."

Behind the rockery, Shen Jinfeng suddenly sneezed for some reason.

It seemed that someone was scolding him.

Watching the quarrel between the Empress Dowager and the Holy Majesty, the other courtiers dared not show their air, so it seemed that his voice was particularly loud.

There was a deathly silence in the Imperial Garden, and the Empress Dowager said sharply, "Who is hiding there, come out soon."

The sudden interruption of the marriage urging hit Xiao Wang's comfort. He took a sip of his tea and looked up at the rockery.

Behind the rockery, a hidden guard moved out step by step.The dark guard was tall and light, wearing a mask, his long hair was tied into a high ponytail with a ruby ​​headband, and a short braid was braided with a red rope.

Xiao Wangshu remembered him.In my impression, this hidden guard passed the assessment at the beginning of the year, and started to work with me, because he was dressed very differently. Xiao Wangshu had an impression of him the first time I saw him. With him, the impression is even more profound.

It stands to reason that this is not a good impression, but for some reason, he doesn't find it annoying.

Shen Jinfeng stepped forward and greeted the two most distinguished members of Daxi.The Empress Dowager was in a bad mood, seeing that he was so polite, most of her anger dissipated, she waved her hand to make him retreat, when Xiao Wangshu who was at the side suddenly said: "You are guilty."

Shen Jinfeng: "?" What crime do you know?He just sneezed, not breaking the law.

The Empress Dowager's expression also became strange.

Shen Jinfeng thought for a while, and answered truthfully: "The subordinates don't know."

Xiao Wangshu summoned the eunuch next to him: "Say it."

The eunuch pondered for a while in trepidation: "Reporting to the Holy Majesty, is it... disturbing the holy car? According to Article 227 of the fifth rule of the palace rules, disturbing the holy car shall be punished by sweeping the Zichen Palace for a week, and if it is serious, you will be punished by... twenty rods."

Xiao Wangshu nodded lightly: "Take him down, twenty sticks."

Hearing this, Shen Jinfeng added one item to his career plan: Please Xiao Wangshu eat bombs.

The empress dowager next to her heard this punishment, and was in shock for a while.She understands Emperor Xi Yuan's style. Although the emperor is a little cold-tempered, he never criticizes the palace people. Could it be that he came here because he was upset by his own urging of marriage, so he took his anger out on this secret guard?

The Queen Mother hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, this little secret guard was also unintentional. According to Ai's family, it is enough for him to sweep the Zichen Palace for a week, so there is no need for the stick responsibility?"

Xiao Wangshu said: "My mother doesn't know something, this is not the first time this hidden guard has committed a crime, if I don't punish him severely, I'm afraid he will get worse in the future and bring trouble to the palace."

Shen Jinfeng rolled his eyes: The Xuanzheng Hall will be blown up tomorrow.

The Empress Dowager wanted to say something more, but Xiao Wangshu had already got up, and asked two eunuchs to escort Shen Jinfeng to the execution room, and went there to imprison him personally.

The maid at the side came to help, the queen mother looked at the weak, pitiful and innocent figure of the little dark guard, and tightly squeezed the silk handkerchief in her hand: "It's because Ai's family is too impatient, and this child is troubled..."

After this day, the queen mother did not urge the marriage for a long time, because she understood a truth: every time an emperor is urged to marry, an innocent little guard will be persecuted.

Of course that's all for later.

Two eunuchs escorted Shen Jinfeng to the execution platform, and the two execution officers on duty saw that it was him, and grinned happily: "Oh, old customer."

"Which nobleman did you offend again on Eleven today, and came to us to get beaten?"

Before Shen Jinfeng could answer, the "noble man" walked in from behind.

The two executioners turned their heads and knelt down in fright: "See, see Your Majesty..."

Xiao Wang raised his hand slowly and lightly: "There's no need to be too polite."

He turned his head and glanced outside the execution room, turned back and raised his index finger to his lips, signaling the people inside to keep silent, then lowered his voice and said, "Don't be serious, just make some noise."

Shen Jinfeng was already lying on the execution platform like a dead fish, ready to be slaughtered, but he turned his head in surprise when he heard the words, and happened to meet Xiao Wangshu's eyes.Xiao Wangshu's brows and eyes were cold and distant, without any hostility, and even a little soft when looking at him.

So Shen Jinfeng understood that it was all just pretending.

Xiao Wangshu ordered the two eunuchs to fetch a plate of cakes and fruit, and a pot of tea, and sat down in the execution room to hide himself.

The two executioners raised the board and hit the sandbags to make a "bang bang" sound according to the instructions of the Holy One. They looked miserable, but the leading actor on the execution platform lay quietly and said nothing. They couldn't help saying: "Eleven, would you like to cooperate?"

Shen Jinfeng cooperated and hummed lazily twice.

Execution officer: "Silence, is there any food?"

He said, "Just assume it, I have already been beaten to death."

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!