Sente Eiji's Black Friday

【"I curse you..."】

【"I curse you! Fuguro Eiji——!!"】

Crazy, shadowy curses screamed in my head.

I sat up abruptly from the darkness, my pupils trembling constantly.

—Damn it!Gojo Satoru, that bastard kid! !What do you want if you don't let me go after death? !

...Hey, is this the second time I thought of the name "Gojo Satoru"?

--Grass!Definitely a brat who doesn't make people worry, this guy! !

I beat my chest with hatred in my heart. Although I couldn't remember what happened in that world, it didn't affect my empathy for the gnashing of teeth.

"...Hey, don't sit up suddenly."

Suddenly, there was a faint complaint from the side, and I shook my body. When I turned around, I saw Kakashi maintaining a strange posture, looking at me with a sad face.

"—What, it's Kakashi."

I relaxed in shock, and then stared at him with dead eyes, "Don't speak suddenly, it's scary, you know!"

"Obviously you sat up all of a sudden like a fake corpse first!" Kakashi laughed at my righteous complaint, and if he was annoyed, don't look at me at first, and pulled off the tights that were piled up on his chest and abdomen go down.

It was only then that I noticed that he seemed to be getting ready to get up, judging by the way he froze halfway through his clothes... well, he seemed to be the one who was taken aback.

...Ahahaha, the guy who was sleeping soundly sat up suddenly, it seemed quite scary.

Knowing that I was wrong, I scratched my hair, got up and turned on the light, and then came back to change clothes.

Kakashi, who has been very quick in doing things since he was a child, has already packed it up, and it is no surprise to see it—the title of genius in Konoha is not something that can be obtained casually. In our village, he arrives at five o'clock in the morning There are many ninjas who check in at the training ground, and I am one of the most talented Eiji-sama.

And Hatake Kakashi-kun next to me, he is known as the mudslide in the inward scrolling world (I sealed it), and he keeps refreshing Konoha's earliest check-in record (according to my statistics) with his own power, making countless attempts to roll over His young ninja collapsed in the middle of the road and returned with hatred, and he has cultivated to become the king of introversion that has never been seen before or since (fact).

So the current situation is that this guy who has no self-consciousness of the volume king thinks that it is normal for him to get up at four in the morning to practice on the way out of the mission, not to mention, he even thinks it is normal for me to get up to practice at this point.

——Wake up, Aibo!You are the only one of us Konoha who is so cruel to us!I just couldn't fall asleep and got up to accompany you! !

While I was packing the ninja bag, I looked at Kakashi who was waiting for me outside the door with loving eyes. I couldn’t help but feel sour when I saw him, and I was almost moved to tears by him who is so self-disciplined——

Ah, look at my delicate and lovely little hair!How relieved he is!How sensible!Since I was a child, I have never made any moths for me, let alone curse me insanely! !

Obviously the same white hair, also covering most of the face, why is there such a big gap!Gojo Satoru, did you hear me, I'm talking about you! !

"...What do you want to do?"

Looking back to see if I'm alright, Kakashi suddenly met my "Daddy's big boy" eyes, and obviously had goosebumps all over his body, "Why are you so crazy early in the morning? Hurry up and I'm leaving .”

...Well, it's the fact that the fur and the tongue are poisonous, which is a little bit uncutable.

"Hey, here we come."

While comforting myself, "There is no such thing as a perfect person in this world, contentment and happiness", I walked quickly to his side, and when he wasn't paying attention, I reached out and poked his side waist.

Kakashi's waist suddenly softened—it hurt, and then he immediately twisted his body to avoid my hand, covered the place where he was poked and looked at me with an unnatural expression: "...what are you doing?"

"Are you going on a mission if you're injured again?" Sure enough, the bandages he showed when he changed his clothes just now were not my illusion.

I couldn't help sighing when I asked this question, and waved my hand so that he didn't have to answer, "Although I insist on pulling you out this time, it's true, but I'm a medical ninja? Why didn't you tell me to let me Treat you?"

Kakashi looked at me who had already lifted his clothes involuntarily, his face was stiff and stiff, and his footsteps were about to retreat: "It's, it's almost ready, and it's not a task that requires fighting, it's almost enough... "

"Huh? Almost enough?"

I untied his bandage, looked at the wound that would definitely burst again if he moved violently, raised my eyebrows and began to sarcasm him unceremoniously: "Who are you, make sure you don't fully prepare for the perfectionism of that Virgo tortoise Give it back to Kakashi, who never left, hey."

"..." Kakashi hit my head with a depressed palm.

I laughed and snorted, and skillfully used the Palm Immortal Technique: "Little boy, I don't know how much you think, you must be trying to be brave again—Huh?"

"Who is trying to be brave?" Kakashi refuted me without confidence, but he couldn't wait for my answer for a long time, and couldn't help but sneak a glance at me.

I stared at the place where he had a wound for a while, then poked his waist again: "It's healed."

"So fast?" Kakashi was surprised, and he looked down at the completely invisible wound, and couldn't help admiring: "Your medical ninjutsu has improved again? What is this move called? It's not palm fairy art Bar?"

Zhangsenjutsu, invented by my mother Tsunade, is a ninjutsu that uses chakra to catalyze the division of cells, thereby promoting wound healing.

However, in fact, if the output of chakra is too much, it will destroy the normal circulatory system in the patient's body and excessively consume the lifespan of the cells.Therefore, doctors with common sense would never completely heal the injured with the Palm Immortal Technique, but would only treat the wound for the purpose of stopping the bleeding and pain and allowing the patient to resume action.

Therefore, Kakashi, who has rich experience in injuries, can tell at a glance that the ninjutsu I used to make his wounds and skin smooth and clean is not palm fairy jutsu.

... No, it should be said that it is not even ninjutsu.

I stared at my hand, then raised my eyes to look at his left eye covered by the forehead. After a long while, I bent my eyes thoughtfully and smiled: "This is currently only available to me. The technique, called the reversal technique—"

Halfway through the conversation, the door next to the room suddenly opened from inside the room. Uchiha Itachi rubbed his eyes and poked his head out, and saw the two of us at a glance.

He froze for a moment, put down his hands and looked at us blankly: "Senior...and, Mr. Kakashi?"

"Yo, Little Itachi!" I waved my hand without realizing the seriousness of the matter at the moment, "Sorry, did we disturb you by talking?"

Itachi didn't answer me.

His gaze swept across Kakashi's slender waist exposed outside, me kneeling in front of him (healing needed), my hand hanging in the air (I was staring at it in a daze), the face always paralyzed Gradually, deeper and deeper shock flashed across his face.

Kakashi realized something at this moment, and pressed my head to push me away: "Wait, Itachi, things are not what you think——"

I looked at him in a daze, and subconsciously grabbed his wrist: "Ah? What happened? Why did you think that way? What did you say suddenly—hey, don't push my face!"

Itachi and Kakashi looked at each other, turned their heads and shouted into the room with a wooden face: "Shisui——"

Zhishui, who had been awakened a long time ago, happened to come to the door: "What?"

"Wait, wait, wait...!!" Kakashi, who couldn't stop him, fully reflected the innocent nature of his theoretical old driver and practiced little Corgi. The moment I was in the first place, I broke away from me suddenly, turned around and ran away in a blink of an eye.

But I am sure that Shisui, who has both eyes of 5.0, has seen everything Itachi saw before, and even saw the scene where Kakashi's hand was holding on to my head (trying to push me away).

Combined with the posture, it is self-evident where he will want to crooked.

...I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

I finally came to my senses and coughed lightly, and while scolding Kakashi in my heart for being meaningless, I stood up and raised a bright smile as usual: "Ah! Good morning, Shisui, Itachi! I was just now Healing Kakashi, there is absolutely nothing he shouldn't have done!"

"...Do you want to heal the waist that has nothing?" Shisui who was silent for a while asked, and slowly showed an extremely gentle smile, "Brother Ei, do you like Kakashi-senpai that much?"

My smile didn't change, and I straightened up a bowl of water: "Of course! I like everyone in Konoha very much! Of course, I also like Zhishui very much!"

Zhishui choked on me, and smiled helplessly: "...Please don't say such foul words."

"Ah? Where is the foul?" I casually walked over to him and Itachi and quickly changed the topic, "Since everyone is up, let's start early! Our destination is the desert. The later you arrive, the hotter it will be!"

Zhishui raised his head and stared at my smile, perhaps because of the gradual return of his sanity that was stimulated by the scene just now, he sighed because he thought I couldn't hear him, and returned to his usual calm and gentle look: "Well, let's go, captain .”

As I expected, because of the early departure, we arrived at the desert ruins - Loulan at just ten o'clock in the morning.

"Below here is the dragon vein."

In the ruins of an ancient building, I opened my eyes half-kneeling, retracted my index finger pressed on the ground, "I sensed the Chakra of Mizumon-sama, the sealing technique he left behind must be here. "

"Then, as long as we confirm that the seal of the fourth generation is not loose, the task will be considered complete?" Itachi asked.

"In theory. It would be best if the seal didn't come loose, but if it did—"

I took out a specially shaped three-leaf kunai from my bag, and flaunted it in front of the three of them: "Commander! Minato-sama's special flying thunder god kunai! Just insert this into the center of the sealing technique, Then you can re-seal the dragon veins! Isn’t it amazing!”

"Yeah, it's amazing." Kakashi is most used to my rainbow farts to Master Minato, so he nodded perfunctorily, "Hurry up, don't waste time."

"Hey, ruthless guy." I muttered in a low voice, put away the bitterness and took a step forward, "then you stay back."

Shisui and Itachi backed away obediently immediately, while the old lady Kakashi told me worriedly while backing up: "Be gentle, there should be a hollowed out cave below, be careful not to let falling rocks disturb the seal!"

"Got it, Kakasio Kasan~"

"Who is Okasan!"

As expected, I heard Aojiao Faxiao's angry roar, I smiled and waved at him, then turned around and put my hands together, my expression calmed down in an instant——

"Wood Dun·Wood Dragon Technique."

Earthquakes.

A wooden, majestic dragon broke through the ground, raised its head high under my control, then swooped down suddenly, smashing the ground as easily as breaking paper.

"In addition to the Wooden Dungeon—the art of bagging!"

I then changed my gestures, made another mudra and slapped the ground vigorously, making a grasping movement.

On the ground where Kakashi and the others couldn't see, countless giant hands stretched out upside down, taking all the broken stones knocked out by the wooden dragon into their palms, without even a single stone leaking out.

After 3 minutes all the shaking was over.I stood in front of the huge hole drilled by the dragon, and looked down with my probe.

At this moment, the voice of the old fortune-teller monk from last night suddenly appeared in my mind again——

【"How about giving up this trip? If the only remaining main soul gets lost again..."】

【"—Life is really in danger."】

I paused, then smiled indifferently, and took the lead in leaping into the mysterious sealed land.