Sente Eiji's Black Friday

"Pregnant?"

I, who was exorcising the curse spirit, repeated in a daze, because the movement stopped, and I was almost slapped to death by the curse spirit's paw.

"Ah... that's it. "" Shi Er's tone on the other end of the phone was a little strange, like awkwardness, nervousness, and a little bit of force, it didn't matter.

"Pregnant, pregnant??"

I subconsciously punched the curse spirit flying up with an uppercut, and repeated it in its heart-piercing roar, like an idiot who can't understand human language.

"...Well, you heard that right. ""It must be thinking so, my tone became indifferent.

But I can't control myself! !

"Pregnant—??!" I was so shocked that I screamed directly.

With a "snap", Shi Er ruthlessly hung up the phone.

I stared at the phone dumbfounded, and when the curse spirit rushed up again, I killed it with a knife, and then fell into a complete mess with my head in my arms——

Eh eh eh eh? ? !Shir is pregnant? !Is it my reason? !Is it the one I thought was pregnant? !Why do alphas get pregnant too? ! ——Oh, yes, I developed the genital cavity for him—ahhh why did I develop the genital cavity for him? Although I have always had a lot of fun, but now I have directly played it and killed me——! ! !

"Shir——!!!"

I slammed the door open with a "bang" and rushed in, like a convulsive patient suffering from epilepsy, "Child! Child——!"

Shi Er, who was watching the live broadcast of the horse race, did not look up, and began to direct me very calmly: "The pregnancy test stick is in the bathroom, you have to see it yourself; call Kong Shiyu, tell him that the curse spirit has been killed, let him Play money; I'm hungry, cook for me quickly."

"Ah! OK!! Ah yes! I forgot to ask him to deposit money!! Ah yes! I will do it right away!!"

I ran all the way here, completely forgetting that there is such a thing as a vehicle in this world, and I finally got out of the chaotic state, and hurriedly followed what he said.

After a lot of gossip, I finally accepted the fact that "Shier has a kid in his belly", and I knelt in front of him and stared at his... belly in awe.

Wow.

...is completely the same as usual.

Shi Er, who was baptized by the strong sense of sight, endured it, but still couldn't hold back and gave me a vicious brain collapse: "How long are you going to be shocked! It's just an alpha pregnancy, so why haven't you seen the world before?" !!"

"Oh—" I covered my forehead in pain, and looked at him pitifully, "I just think it's unbelievable for a man to be pregnant..."

"Ah? What nonsense are you talking about?" Shi Er frowned impatiently.

I quickly silenced, belatedly remembering the setting of the abo world.

All right, all right, knowing that this world is amazing, both men and women have the opportunity to be a mother, I just accept the fact.

Thinking of this, my face became serious, and I said seriously: "Shier, every life is extremely precious." Especially you, the [most precious thing] I chose for myself, and your related By.

Shi Er glanced at me and snorted softly: "...so?"

"So I will take good care of you and the baby!" I responded positively and loudly, jumping up in high spirits, "As the head of this family, Dad, I will definitely let the baby be born safely!"

In this way, when I leave this world in the future, you won't be lonely with your children!Mmm, perfect!

Thinking of this, I smiled brightly, leaned over and kissed Shier.

Shi Er reflexively covered the place where he was kissed, raised his eyes and looked at me very seriously, and after a long while, he sneered: "Then you will be responsible to the end."

"Oh! Put it on me!" I showed my thumbs proudly.

I don't know if it's my illusion, Shi Er's mood seems to suddenly become very good.

What was your first reaction when you found out you had a baby?

I can tell you from a family background, of course, go to the hospital for an obstetric examination first!

But I am a super doctor myself, this step can be done at home!Super convenient, isn't it!

As for things like getting caught up while doing the prenatal checkup... well, I said it wasn't my fault, it was the fault of Shi Er who dragged me to bed!

Speaking of which, I would like to explain first - Shier and I do not live together, and it has been almost two months since we last met.

There is no particular reason why this happens.Although we are lovers, he is still the most cherished thing in my opinion, and even made a false certificate of his surname as Fu Hei... But since he defected from the Zenyuan family, we have been wonderfully together and separated more.

But since he has packed the buns, I should move in and live with him if it makes sense.

Ah, of course, the first priority now is to solve my little leopard's fiery lovesickness...

……and many more.

"Shir!! Can't do it for the first three months!!"

I was almost seduced by the beauty. I regained my sanity at the last moment, and suddenly pushed him away in shock.

Shi Er, who was panting heavily: "..."

"You...!" The big-breasted beauty laughed back angrily, and grabbed my collar, "Then what do you think I will do next?!"

"Don't worry, there are still many ways..." I smiled and pressed on him, kissed the corners of his red eyes with a smile, and slowly lowered my voice, "There are so many that you will beg for mercy..."

"Ha, you're talking big words..." Shi Er said unwillingly to be outdone, but his arm eagerly pulled my head down, and gave me a deep, hot and sticky kiss.

It's so cute.

"Pregnant women, especially pregnant women, will experience an increase in sexual desire in the early stages of pregnancy. This is a normal phenomenon. You just need to be patient and express it...The posture should be adopted so that it will not press down on the stomach...Oh, oh, it turns out in this way!"

"...So what is that?"

A familiar voice sounded from behind, and I, who was writing like a fly, turned around following the sound, and looked at the young man in pajamas in surprise: "Shier? Did I disturb you?"

"No, I suddenly feel that there is no one around—cough, what are you doing?"

Looking at the young man who abruptly changed the subject in the middle of his speech, I blinked my eyes, pretended not to understand understandingly, and held up the tome I was reading:

"Will! "40 Weeks Pregnancy Care Guide"! It was recommended to me by my neighbor's mother, and there are many interesting and useful things written on it. I have memorized it to the 28th week!"

Pregnancy seems to have deepened my little black panther's uneasiness.Yay, this subtle look of worrying about gains and losses makes people very protective.

"Memorize until the 28th week..." Shi Er's mouth twitched, and he walked over and sat down speechlessly, "You don't need to memorize this kind of thing?"

"It's okay, it's not difficult for me." I said without paying much attention, put down the book, picked up the coat on the side and put it on for him, and touched his already pregnant belly, "Anyway, Your genital cavity is much smaller than omega, I am very worried about this child."

Shi'er's eyelashes trembled slightly.

He looked up at me quietly, with a ray of light in his eyes: "Have you figured out... his name?"

"Huh? Not yet, it's a little early to think about it now?" I looked at the book again, and answered absent-mindedly.

Shi Er silently held my hand and said in a low voice, "I want to call him 'Hui'."

"Hui? She's very cute, she seems to be a quiet and beautiful girl." I bent my eyes and smiled, "What if it's a boy?"

Shirka hesitated, and looked away unnaturally: "The boy...can't he be called this?"

"...ah?" I was a little dumbfounded, but seeing Shi Er's uneasy expression on his lips, he quickly comforted him: "Yes, it's also very good! A boy would be a calm and reliable man! Great! oh!"

Shi Er breathed a sigh of relief, and then forced me to stand up with an awkward expression: "That's it, go to sleep, and watch the rest later."

"Okay, okay..." I laughed and didn't expose his little idea of ​​wanting me to sleep with me, and obediently went to bed with me.

It's just different from before, after I turned off the light, Shi Er hugged me from behind again, and stretched his hands into my clothes rustlingly.

I grabbed his hand, turned around and kissed his forehead, and said with a smile: "Why, is my Shier trying to do something bad?"

"...It's been almost four months." Shi Er didn't answer me directly, but just mumbled in the dark.

I smiled, and took the initiative to put my arms around his waist: "It's just right, the book I read just now can come in handy."

"What - um...!"

"It is said that it is best to use side entry and rear entry~"

……

…………

The pampering guide says it's important to keep a pregnant woman happy.

So after the birth of the cub, I have been trying my best to satisfy his "little" requirements in some "little" places, such as pampering him who is insecure after three months, like a lazy big cat Like relying on me all day long, living a shameless life that often misfires; another example is to hand over my black card to him, and let him bet on horses, bet on horses, and bet on horses...

But after memorizing the content about "prenatal education" in the care guide, I don't think it can go on like this.

So one day, when Shier was leaning against me as usual boneless to watch the live broadcast of the horse race, I took out a carefully prepared "Prenatal Education Stories for Fathers-to-be", cleared my throat, and read aloud affectionately:

"Every day, Daddy would shout like this: 'Baa Gumijiang! Get up! Father Sun is showing his ass!'"

"……what are you doing?"

Pushing away my storybook with one hand, I lowered my head, just in time to meet Shir's disgusted eyes.

"Prenatal education." I replied as a matter of course, holding his hand and pressing on his pregnant belly, "I think, let Baa Gumijiang follow you to watch the horse race all day—"

Shi Er turned his eyes sideways, and I, who had a strong desire to survive, immediately changed my words: "It's really not good to follow us to watch the horse race! We should cultivate his good habit of reading books from an early age!"

"Start listening to 'Elder Sun'? And what the hell is Baa Gu Mi Jiang, I can't shout it, it's too disgusting." Shi Er curled his lips in disgust, leaned over and kissed me on the mouth, and then satiated He changed his position in my arms, "Stop reading, it will delay my watching TV."

"Hey... Baa Gummi Sauce is so nice, intimate and smooth..." I elongated my voice regretfully, rubbing his hand and rubbing his belly, trying to influence him with words, "I still feel like reading it It’s better, look, I’ve picked a lot of interesting storybooks on purpose!”

I took out a large stack of colorful prenatal education books from the shadow, and showed it off to Shier, who seemed a little surprised, "Look! There are a lot of them!"

"shadow……"

Although, Shi Er didn't pay attention to my complacent storybook at all, just stared at my shadow and muttered to himself, his expression unknowingly became gloomy.

I know that he must have thought of the Chanyuan family.

Because [Fu Hei Jun]'s spells are indeed very similar to the family's spells in the Buddhist monastery.

I was quiet for a while, then suddenly put down the prenatal education, intertwined fingers with Shier slightly: "I will protect Haohui."

Facing Shi Er's slightly dazed eyes, I raised the corners of my lips, and showed a calm and determined smile in my eyes: "No matter who it is, don't try to take your child away."

Shir was stunned.

His eyes stared at me without blinking, scanning every place on my face bit by bit, looking very slowly and seriously.

After a long time, he finally chuckled, and took my hand back forcefully: "You said that. If you can't do it, I'll kill you."

"Ah ha ha ha, it's scary." I laughed out loud at him, and shook his hand with a smile, "Don't worry, I will definitely abide by the agreement."

This commitment will remain in effect.

Until the day I have to leave.

My prenatal education plan was finally passed by Shier because I was persistently trying to impress him, and touched his stomach and asked, "Baa Gumi will definitely want to hear the story, right, Baa Gumi?" At that time, he and I felt the fetal movement.

I was very moved - Baa Gu Mi Jiang looked like a good kid who loves to study and study!This one looks like me!Very good! !

Of course, Shi Er sneered at me when I said this, and I quickly changed my mind and said that the child will definitely look like him, with big breasts and buttocks—cough cough, I didn’t dare to meet these two points under Shi Er’s murderous eyes Say it - in short, the face must be super beautiful!

I just don’t know why, Shi Er still didn’t feel happy after listening to it, but it made me play harder.

But no matter what, my prenatal education course can finally go on!Although it can only be done after lying in bed and doing something embarrassing, Shier always falls asleep when he hears it!

As the day of giving birth approached, I also slowly made a crib, arranged a warm baby room, and bought small quilts, small clothes, milk powder, diapers, toys, etc., etc. for the baby. Things, it can be said that everything is ready, only the east wind is owed.

However, things that were supposed to go well, in the end, a little bit of innocuous change happened...

...didn't I mention that I'm good at cooking?Well, what I haven’t said before is the same now—in short, listen up, Eiji-sama, except for a little lack of emotion, everything else is perfect!Naturally, it also includes excellent cooking skills!The dishes I made are so excellent that not even the furry Kakashi can fault them!It is also a matter of course to feed Shier during pregnancy perfectly!

And that's what I'm saying! !Maybe, maybe, maybe because I cook a nutritious meal so well, as an alpha, theoretically, he wouldn't have any milk...!

... lactating.

The tone is gradually guilty.jpg

Cough... What's sad is that after discovering this, Shi Er, who successfully "unloaded" Baa Gumi Sauce, almost beat me to death on the spot with a black face.

I can understand his reluctance to breastfeed the child himself as an alpha male, but, but—this is obviously awesome! !

I will never admit that I feel this way because XP sucks.

Who doesn't like a big breasted and juicy daddy! ! !

At least I like it! !I love it! !I can! ! !

With a "bang", I was hammered again and I covered my head and met Shi Er's disgusted expression: "Shi Er QAQ..."

"Don't show such a stupid expression." Shi'er hugged the little soft baagumi sauce, and twitched the corners of his mouth impatiently, "You like me because of my breasts, I already know this kind of thing very well No need to remind me again and again."

"What! How can you slander me like this!" I heard the misunderstanding?Immediately put away the pitiful expression, and said affectionately, "Be more confident, Shi Er, you are my revelation, and I love every part of you."

Shi Er rolled his eyes directly.

I:"……"

But, damn it!Sure enough, after giving birth, the relationship mode will naturally transition to an old couple!She used to blush every time I said that! !

Before I could say anything out of grief, Shier, as if he had seen through my plan, ruthlessly handed the child to me: "Your Apocalypse is going to catch up on sleep now, take it."

"... Oh." I replied dryly, and obediently took the child over.

Shi Er, who had to be tossed up and fed by the cub every night, went back to catch up on sleep.

I looked down at his son—the name was Fu Heihui, which had been decided long ago—and a successful smile slowly appeared on the corner of my mouth.

"Baa Gumijiang, how about some milk powder tonight?"

Baa Gumi Jiang curled up her two small fists and spat a bubble at me with a bored expression.

I took it as his consent.

That night, Shi Er, who was awakened by the feeling of fullness because his body was used to breastfeeding at that time, pushed me awake with an awkward expression after trying to breastfeed the cub but was refused.

Mmm, it smells so good.

For Fu Heisher, those days were the most unforgettable and happiest memories in his life.

…Until one day he can no longer find the real [Fukuoei Er], and can only guard a soulless corpse, like a walking dead, spending every day of the rest of his life.