Sente Eiji's Black Friday

Before going to bed, Xiaoying Er received a call on his mobile phone.

The blue-haired boy has seen many people use this boxy box to answer and make calls during the day, and he knows that this is something that can communicate, but...

The boy in the super cute one-piece dinosaur pajamas held his mobile phone, looked up for Zhu Fu Jingguang, and found that the other party was taking a bath, he turned his furry "dinosaur head" and held the mobile phone screen in front of Jiang Guling: "Whose phone is this?"

"Huh? Is Xiaoyinger still illiterate?" Jiang Gu Ling asked with a smile, and looked at the screen with his hand.

——[The Trouble Maker Bandage Imp].

Jiang Guling: "..."

He hung up the phone without changing his face.

"It's just that I don't know the characters here... Ah! Why did you die?!" The blue-haired kid was about to explain, but couldn't help puffing up when he saw this.

Don't you know the word "here"?

Jiang Gu Ling's eyes flickered slightly, but he soon lost the time to think about it, because...

The blond man covered his heart with a rapid heartbeat, with a strange blush on his face, and carefully poked the little face like a child's milk bun: "It's an advertisement, I just want to trick you into buying something... Ah, sorry, you Can I poke in the face?"

He looked into the child's round eyes, and his ears turned red with embarrassment.

"Didn't you already poke it!" The blue-haired boy helplessly indulged this slightly idiotic adult, and just as he finished speaking, his mobile phone rang again, and the contact person was still the one just now.

Jiang Gu was just about to repeat the old trick with a nonchalant smile, but in the next second, a pair of small hands suddenly wrapped around his neck, and the small body with the fragrance of milk immediately rubbed into his arms——

"Wuma~!"

Ying Er kissed the man's face forcefully, then jumped out of the bed and ran to the balcony, the dinosaur tail on his little butt was dangling as he ran, his cheerful appearance was like a little puppy running around. puppies.

Jiang Guling: "..."

Jiang Gu Ling: ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

The blond-haired, black-skinned mature man turned red into a big tomato, and a mushroom cloud of white smoke came out of his head with a "plop".

——Why are you so cute! !Why ahhhh (shouting)! !

So when Zhu Fu Jingguang came out of the bathroom, what he saw was You Shunran covering his flushed face, kneeling there and beating the bed angrily.

Zhu Fu Jingguang: "...?"

The puppy knew nothing about the two of them's current state. He closed the balcony door, curious to study new things, and excitedly poked the green button with his little hand.

"Hello? May I ask who are you?" He asked happily after the call was connected.

["..."] The person on the opposite side was silent for a few seconds, and then a soft voice came: ["It's me, Eiji-kun, I'm Osamu Dazai."]

["Before your future self returns...can you please talk to me?"]

Zhu Fu Jingguang looked tenderly at the mysterious child who was on the phone on the balcony for a while.

"hiro."

You Xunran's calm voice came from behind, Zhu Fu Jingguang didn't look back, and asked with a trace of envy with a smile: "What did he do to you?"

"... Cough, it's nothing, you don't need to worry about it." Jiang Gu Ling's face that had just faded a little heat turned hot again, he quickly cleared his throat, closed his eyes and opened them again, revealing sharp eyes.

"Hiro, what exactly is [Konoha]?" He asked sharply.

Zhu Fujing was silent for a while, and finally turned his head to look at him, his baby blue cat eyes were extremely quiet: "Didn't you already guess it?"

Jiang Gu Ling frowned: "He didn't tell you that it was a village?"

"No." Zhu Fu Jingguang shook his head, remembering something, and looked a little dazed, "At that time...he set that logo as the password for the pattern authentication function. I asked him once, and he only said that was [Konoha], I never revealed anything else.”

"That's it..." Jiang Gu Ling responded thoughtfully, raised his eyes to look at him quietly, and then looked away calmly.

He didn't ask Zhu Fu Jingguang what the "pattern authentication function" is, just as he didn't ask Jing Guang at the beginning, where did he stay before the spies of the Metropolitan Police Department were found, who was he with, and why did he suffer? On such a serious ptsd.

Some things, as long as you understand it in your heart.

The question now is...

"I don't know if the older guy is willing to tell us the truth after he comes back." The blond man scratched his hair and let out a sigh of irritation.

—about him seeming to come from a world they'd never heard of, and what the hell was going on in his mind.

Zhu Fu Jingguang didn't speak, but just looked at the child on the balcony again, his unhesitating appearance when entering the password appeared in his mind again, and his incompatibility with the whole world that he never deliberately concealed.

"...Tell me." He suddenly said inaudibly, his pleasant voice trembling imperceptibly, "Since he can come, can he also leave?"

"..."

Fugu Zero didn't answer.

Perhaps, even he himself does not know the answer to this question.

On the balcony, the conversation between Eiji and Osamu Dazai was still going on.

"You said you wanted to ask me some questions?" The child tilted the furry dinosaur's head.

["Hmm. Is it okay?"] Osamu Dazai's tone was softer than ever before, which may be intentional to achieve a certain purpose.

"It's ok... But maybe I don't want me to talk about him?" The blue-haired cub said frankly, "You can't collect information with me."

["I didn't want to ask you that."] Osamu Dazai's voice became a little low, even a little fragile, ["You may not know that there were some... misunderstandings with you here before, but now I already knew I was wrong..."]

"Do you really know it's wrong?" The child suddenly interrupted him.

His tone was innocent and innocent, and it sounded like a random guess:

"Speaking of which, I don't know if I here will have memories of today after I come back! If he remembers, maybe your apology will make a big difference to you? Oh, let's put it this way, you It's really time to make a call!"

[“…”]

Osamu Dazai smiled softly, ["Eiji-kun..."]

["...you say, do souls really exist in this world?"]

His voice gradually became low, and his tone was somewhat unpredictable.

"What, so you want to discuss this with me!" Ying Er bastard suddenly cheered up, and said triumphantly with his small chest:

"Then I can answer you directly without any scruples!——You know, souls are real! My father and I are the only soul masters in the ninja world, who can control souls to become spirit bodies and seize other people's The body has come to achieve the goal!"

["Yes...that's it."]

Osamu Dazai's voice trembled inexplicably, as if something that had been suppressed was about to burst out, ["Then... is it possible for a person's soul to be split into several pieces?"]

"Well... how can this be impossible?" The blue-haired boy tilted his head, frowning professionally and meditating, "If the soul is incomplete, there may be memory loss and confusion, and the body is much weaker. You're sick... and you're bound to die, right? And after all, splitting the soul is impossible!"

This time, Osamu Dazai on the other side of the phone was silent for a long time.

After a long time, Xiaoyinger called him several times in doubt, and then he seemed to recover from the state of being about to drown in deep water, and said in an erratic and weak voice: ["Last question, Mr. Yinger... "]

["You say, what should a person do to keep the one he loves by his side forever?"]

"This is..."

The blue-haired cub looked up at the crescent moon above his head, his blue eyes were always as clear as lake water, and his immature voice was as soft and calm as a hymn from the sky.

"—But Big Brother Dazai, if he really loves you, even if you don't do anything, he will stay by your side."

the next day.

When he woke up in the morning surrounded by Jingguang's cats and dogs, Natsume Eiji was in a daze.

A few seconds later, the stupefaction turned into a collapse. The prescient man who took off his pajamas before going to sleep held his head in his hands, and shouted in his heart with a distorted expression——

Ahhh, that stinky brat——! !

He didn't seem to say anything, but in fact he said everything, bastard! !