Sente Eiji's Black Friday

"So, our current topic is—"

In the training dojo of Wutiao’s family, I changed into a black outfit that is easy to move—this kind of clothes gave me a sense of familiarity—and stretched out an index finger in a serious manner, “Master the first move of the strongest road, "Surgical Reversal · Cang"! "

"..."

The little white-haired man in white didn't respond to me, his eyes flickered and he obviously didn't listen.

I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel like he glanced at my neck several times.

I looked down at my v-neck black blouse, and I was a little puzzled: Nothing strange?Look at the neckline and collarbone!How perfect!How sexy!

By the way, has this brat been staring at me lately?

Thinking of this, I raised my eyebrows: "Kid Wutiaowu, please repeat what I just said."

Gojo Satoru finally came back to his senses, and rolled his eyes in an uncute way: "Don't call me a kid... I know, I know, I have to practice "Cang", right?I have already learned this! "

"It's 'learning', not 'mastering'!"

I "slapped" the brains of the brat who was getting more and more arrogant and stinky, and held his head and shook it when he screamed out with his hand covering his forehead.

""Cang" is an absorption reaction created with "No Lower Limit". Although it is very useful, if you accidentally use it too close to yourself, you will be in great trouble, okay? "

"I've known this for a long time! Don't you just suck yourself in? Just pay more attention! By the way, Eiji, don't always bully me because "no lower limit" is useless to you! "

The naughty students who didn't listen carefully complained with their teeth and claws, and I couldn't help sighing because of their cleverness.

"There is one more thing you didn't say, young master."

I let go of his head and squatted down in front of him, looking serious, "If you don't control the strength and distance well, at the moment the trick is released, the surrounding partners will also be implicated."

"They're going to die on the spot like if they were hit by a full-fledged truck at full speed."

The boy was slightly taken aback.

I stared at him, and my tone became gentle again: "The young master has a very powerful power, and this power will hurt people around him if he is not careful, so it is also very important to learn to control it-this is also the most important thing to be the strongest. Responsibility."

"Responsibility..." Xiao Baimao pursed his lips, "I don't like this word."

"But your strength has allowed you to enjoy a lot of privileges." I smiled and rubbed his head patiently, "While enjoying the rights, you must also bear the responsibilities. Now that I have become a reliable adult, I can breathe a sigh of relief!"

"Hey? Then I don't want to become a reliable adult!" Xiao Baimao immediately began to act coquettishly, rubbing my head on tiptoe like a kitten, "I want Ying Er to always worry about me! Always rest assured Don't let me down!"

"What a wayward young master." I pretended to be helpless and sighed, and when the child showed a triumphant smile, I immediately changed my face, pinching his cheek fiercely and pulling it out.

"But it's not allowed! I hate irresponsible guys! So start practicing the operation of spell power for me from today, and strive to master the spell reversal before the age of 12!"

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts...! I know, I know!!"

Gojo Satoru struggled to escape from my clutches, and looked at me aggrievedly, rubbing his delicate face that was covered by "no lower limit" all day long, and turning red when pinched.

"Eiji, the devil... After understanding my spells, he 'practiced' and 'practiced' all day long, and he didn't understand my hard work at all! —Ah, don't you love me anymore? You really don't love me Me?!"

"If you can completely master "Ao", you can also move at a high speed close to teleportation!This should be done before the age of 15, right?Ah, but long-distance teleportation will definitely not work..."

I completely ignored the chattering nonsense of the possessive brat, and while chanting the words to urge him, I turned a hand behind my back and made a gesture of making a move.

Seeing this, Gojo Satoru immediately acted as if he was facing a formidable enemy, he hastily adjusted his posture, gritted his teeth to catch my thunder move, and shouted urgently: "You are not allowed to hit me on the head again this time! ——Ah, it hurts! You still hit me!!”

I took back the hand knife that hit him on the forehead happily, and waved with a smile to make a "come, come, come" gesture: "Okay, today's Gojo Wu died for the first time! How many times will he die next time?" ?”

after an hour.

I squatted next to the little young master who was exhausted to death, and poked his sweaty forehead: "Young master, I have something to ask you."

Gojo Satoru glared at me weakly, and said angrily, "Why? You won't carry me back?"

"Remember it, why not recite it? That's not what I want to talk about."

I smiled and pulled him up, put my hands on his armpits, and looked at him with my most sincere eyes: "Young master, I want to take a vacation."

Xiao Baimao opened his eyes wide, and his little face that was blushing just now was completely blank: "...is it on vacation?"

"Yeah." I looked at him expectantly, "I've been staying at Wutiao's house since I started teaching you. Although there's nothing missing here, sometimes I really want to go out and have fun. After all, I'm outside. grown up."

"Go...outside?" Gojo Satoru's face slowly turned pale, and he stared blankly at me, as if he had just realized that I was different from him and came from outside.

I looked at him innocently, and said without thinking: "Yes, I have been receiving the salary of the Wutiao family, so I can be regarded as an employee of the Wutiao family? Of course, employees will have holidays, otherwise, wouldn't it be house arrest? Hahaha……"

"staff……?"

Gojo Satoru murmured and repeated the word, slowly biting his lower lip with an indistinct expression, and tightened his jaw without saying a word.

I tilted my head in doubt: "Young master?"

The boy I called came back to his senses, he lowered his head and didn't look at me, but he took a step forward, clinging to my arms and holding my clothes, his little hands tightened slightly: "...How long are you going? "

"Hmm...according to the fact that I haven't had a vacation for so many years, it's actually reasonable to take a half-year rest at one go, right?"

I rubbed my chin and said thoughtfully, and when he raised his head eagerly with wide eyes, he chuckled and rubbed his head carelessly: "But if you really go for such a long time, the young master will be very lonely, right? So one week is enough!"

"Who, who will be lonely!" Xiao Baimao suddenly entered a fierce and arrogant state, and suddenly pushed me away, "You can go as long as you want! I don't care!"

"Ah." I leaned back to avoid his hand, turned my head and smiled at the back of him leaving angrily: "Then I'm leaving today?"

"Whatever you want!" Xiao Baimao yelled at me angrily, but I judged his real state from his slightly crying voice, and couldn't help but sighed helplessly.

It's not good to bring up a lonely child with one hand, it can easily become too clingy.

But because it is a young master, so it is also very cute.

Thinking of this, I willingly chased after him, restrained my breath and hugged the young master who was rushing forward at a corner, tightened my arms to stop his struggle, patted his back and coaxed him gently:

"I have to go out because I have something to do, young master. Even if I am outside, I will miss you and will try my best to come back as soon as possible. Is this okay?"

Gojo Wu heard the words and stopped struggling, and hugged my waist tightly, buried his head in my arms, and shouted aggrievedly: "I want to go together too!"

"This won't work." I refused him without hesitation, "You know how high the reward you are on the dark web of the Curser, right? I may not be able to take care of you all the time outside, and you will be in danger. "

"But, but...!"

"I'll take you out to play after you've grown up a bit and mastered "Cang" thoroughly, okay? "I interrupted him before he finished speaking, bowed my head and kissed the top of his fluffy hair.

Xiao Baimao was silent for a while, and finally nodded his head.

I breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of my heart.

——The so-called vacation this time is to do serious things. It is really inconvenient to bring children.

Three days later, I walked into an unfamiliar apartment building in the dark, wearing a student backpack and a wide baseball cap in civilian clothes.

This is the current address of my cheap sister Fu Heiyao.

Back then, in order to prevent the Chanyuan family from finding her based on my surname, I specially changed her household registration book, changed her to a new school, new address, and new phone card, and then I plunged into the Wutiao family. I have not found the opportunity to come back until now. look at her.

According to my instructions back then, Xiaoyao would change her phone number and address every year, so it took even me three days to find her current location.

Standing in front of the apartment I investigated, I exhaled with emotion, raised my hand and knocked on the door.

I haven't seen her for many years, but my younger sister has already finished her university studies in Hokkaido, far away from the Chanyuan home, and found a job there.Time flies so fast, I don't know what it looks like now...

"coming--"

The door opened, and a young woman with a big belly poked her head out and looked at me with some doubts: "Excuse me, are you...?"

I:"……"

The smile on my face froze for a moment, I took a big step back in disbelief, and pointed my index finger tremblingly at her stomach: "Yao, Yaoyao sauce?"

Fa, what happened?Does my cheap sister look like this?She, when was she pregnant? !Who the hell got her pregnant while I wasn't around? ? !No, it's too scary to skip love and directly give birth to a child. I won't admit to this kind of thing!I don't admit it! ! !

"Ah?" The strange woman showed a look of surprise, and looked at me very curiously, "Are you looking for my Xiaoyao? I am her wife Masako."

Crack - crack -!

It was as if a huge bolt of lightning had descended from the sky, making me burnt from the inside out.

I was dumbfounded and petrified in place, staring at her completely unresponsive, and even had the urge to cut seppuku on the spot for a moment.

Ahhh, Fuhei couple, I'm sorry, you Xiaoyao was taught by me to be someone else's cabbage, and there will be a new Xiaofuhei soon, and I don't even know she's married. I'm so sorry. Competent brother, I have failed to live up to my oath to you...

"Masako? Who's here?"

A familiar voice came from behind Masako, and my cheap little sister walked to the door in smart attire. When she saw me, she was taken aback for a moment, and then her eyes widened in disbelief: "Brother...brother?"

……

…………

I'm about to have a cheap niece her beta mother and omega mother named Tsumiki.

When I walked out of the house of the two girls in a trance, this cognition had replaced "my sister is not a cabbage but a pig" and swiped the screen in my mind countless times.

The night wind in Hokkaido was icy cold, and I shivered as I stood in a daze downstairs, looking at the sky sadly at 45°, with melancholy and dull eyes.

Really have a daughter-in-law and forget about Nissan, Yao-chan.Although you are two girls, although it is true that you have not heard from my brother for so many years, the most important thing is that even though you don’t have a guest room at home and you can’t bear to let me sleep on the sofa from afar, but——! !

This is not the reason why you drove Ornisan, who came all the way to see you, out of the house with such heartless words as "my brother's rough skin and thick flesh will not die overnight", Yao-chan! !

Is it great to have a daughter-in-law?ah? !With a daughter-in-law, can you treat your dear Onisan so coldly? ? !

Damn it, Onisan, I just want to look for it!It is also easy to find a beautiful wife with big breasts, raised butt and handsome face! !Don't underestimate me, bastard! !

A raging flame symbolizing fighting spirit ignited behind me, and I viciously drank the milk tea Hululu that my siblings offered me as an apology when they sent me out, and threw it into the trash can angrily.

Decided!I am the handsome, unrestrained and suave Eiji-sama!I'm going to find a beautiful wife tonight! !

three hours later.

I knelt in front of the casino in Kabukicho, Hokkaido, and said with a wandering spirit in my mouth:

"Ah... people, you really can't just think about making a fortune, otherwise the money earned by hard work over the years will run away if you don't pay attention..."

From time to time, the noisy voices of people around could be heard in my ears, and people in different clothes walked by from time to time on the street in front of me. Occasionally, a few people would cast strange glances at me, but I ignored them indifferently.

Opposite the "Big Mac Pachinko" casino where I lost even my underwear, there is a magnificent "LOVE&LOVE" Cowherd shop. There are a few well-dressed guys at the door of the shop soliciting customers.

Their flattering voices often float into my ears, and one of them has been ringing magnetically for a long time, and this voice seems to be familiar, even getting closer to me...

"—I've said it many times, woman, I'm not an employee of this store."

"Really~ Don't be shy, Mr. Alpha! How much do you want? Is 300 million enough? Or do you want me to open a champagne tower for you?"

"No need, get out of here."

--hateful!What are these evil rich women doing at night! What's wrong with 300 million, it has to be thrown on these blood-sucking cowherds! !If you don't want it, give it to me! !I'm an alpha too, bastard! !

I hammered the ground angrily, my handsome face was beyond recognition because of jealousy.

At this moment, the rich woman's voice rang again: "Eh? Are you laughing?! Sure enough, you like me too?! Hey, can I take care of you? Let me take care of you~"

"Heh... I'm very expensive, I'm afraid you can't afford me."

The man's voice sounded a bit joking, I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that there is less impatience in his tone and more smiles.

Hey, so this is your routine?How greedy, little cowboy! !

"Say what you say! No matter how much money you want, I can afford it! Is 5000 million a month enough?"

Wha- did you make a mistake, this woman! !The money given to a cowherd is almost as much as that of Master Ying Er. I have worked so hard to teach Xiaobai Mao a month's money! !I said that if you have a lot of money and have no place to spend it, give it to me——! !

My expression instantly became ferocious, and I raised my head fiercely to stare at the hateful cowboy who had almost come to me.

Are you trying to show off to me, bastard...?

……Eh?

My eyes stayed on the pair of breasts that appeared in front of my eyes unexpectedly.

I stared blankly at the chest that kept rising and falling with my breathing under the cover of the pair of black tights.

My nose almost pokes against those warm chests, and my expression suddenly goes blank.

After three seconds.

... scumbag.

What the hell! ! !

My eyes widened suddenly, and a scream that almost came out of my brain instantly——

He-so-big-ah-! ! !

Zenyuan Shier squatted in front of the young man he had discovered a long time ago.

He curled the corner of his lips, watching the man's expression change from blank to shocked or even horrified intently, a warm feeling spontaneously arose from the bottom of his heart.

He laughed a few times in a low voice, and said happily from the bottom of his heart:

"5000 million is not enough to support, woman."

"—Because I and this big bastard who stole my heart are both big fat sheep of the casino owner."