Sente Eiji's Black Friday

The child I jokingly called "Little Pig" is Naoya Zenyuan, the little boy of Naobi.

This little man has the iconic green eyes and black hair of the Chanyuan family. He is wearing a wide-sleeved kimono embroidered with exquisite dark patterns, and there is a large group of attendants behind him.

It's just that this group of attendants has obviously been trained. When they saw me coming back, they quietly avoided the courtyard, leaving only two maids who took care of Naoya.

And these two maids also stood in the corner very well, and they didn't even dare to lift their eyelids when I "taught" Naoya, so naturally they couldn't save their young master from suffering.

Zenyuan Naoya can only face me by himself.

As I expected, when he heard me jokingly calling him "little pig" again, Naoya jumped up like an exploding firecracker, his white and tender skin flushed.

"Irreverent! Who do you think you are talking to?! I am the son of the concubine family, the only child of the old man who is the head of the family! How dare you release my young master's pigeons today, so that I have to come to such a remote place?" The place is looking for you in person! You, don't think that you are not bad, this young master will treat you differently!"

I see, no wonder he showed up at my place.

But you can't blame me for letting you go, if you want to blame, you can only blame your father.

I thought this without any guilt, and lowered my head to glance at the young master who was circling around me like a spinning top.

When his complaints began to turn into routine trash talk, I curled up the corners of my lips, rolled up the sleeves of the kimono with a smile, and regretted countless times in my heart——

What a cute child, but it's a pity that he has a mouth.

"Are you talking bad about me in your heart?!"

My little pig was keenly aware of my absent-mindedness, and screamed angrily, "Fuguro Eiji—it hurts!!"

I opened the hand that gave the bear a brain-crushing blow, and pressed his small and fragile head like a ping-pong ball, and said with a warm smile, "I'll ask again, what should you call me, little pig?"

"..."

In the silent silence of the maids, Naoya Zenyuan's delicate doll-like face quickly swelled into a tomato.

He kept his mouth shut, and stared at me fiercely with his watery eyes, as if he would rather die than surrender.

Haha, I knew this brat would not be obedient.

But that's what makes things interesting.

I smiled with crooked eyebrows, and shook his head unceremoniously: "It seems that you are very energetic today, little pig, maybe we can play [swinging] again?"

"you--!!"

The little pig was staggered by me, but he was completely helpless against the big hands like iron pincers on his head, not to mention how terrifying what I said was to him.

The anger in his bright eyes diminished rapidly, replaced by deep doubt and fear, he raised his head and stared at me with wide eyes, as if he couldn't believe that I could be so cruel.

I looked down at him with a smile, and snorted a laugh: "Huh?"

Naoya's small body trembled, bit his lower lip slowly and shamefully, clenched his pants tightly with his two small fists, and said in a weak voice, "Old... teacher..."

I put a hand to my ear: "What?"

"Old——" Naoya almost gritted his baby teeth, his young body was trembling imperceptibly, and his roaring voice was filled with crying that could not be concealed: "Teacher——!!"

Oh oh oh, are you crying now?

I raised my eyebrows, and with my fingertips gently brushed away his soft hair that had been messed up by me. Not surprisingly, I found that my little pig was trembling, aggrieved and pitiful, dropping golden beans.

I stared down at this cheap student.

The child of Zenyuan Naozai is different from my beloved Baoshier and Zhipiren, a man who has not died yet. He is one of the important basis for me to come to the view that the Zenyuan family is "garbage except for the face and body". one.

He is only three years old this year, and all the bad traits such as arrogance, domineering, pretentious, and arrogant have all appeared in him. In time, he will definitely become a social cancer that everyone hates.

This young master always puts on a condescending attitude, treats his cousins ​​as idiots, and never treats his attendants as human beings, and people like me who don’t have the surname of Zenyuan are all “common people” in his eyes, a status The lowly "lowly".

He is so vicious and mean-spirited in front of those who are lower than him, but in front of people like the Zhipi people who have the power of life and death, he is humble and petite, as cute and cute as a kitten.

Tsk tsk, to be honest, even though I like children so much, sometimes when I look at him, I feel from the bottom of my heart—what the hell is this?

The most important thing is that not only his personality is extremely bad, but his mind is also not very good.

I even suspect that his pretty little head is purely a display, otherwise how would he have the guts to kill someone who can kill him with a flick of a finger—such as me—again and again?

The last time I saw such a dishonest, stupid, flat, and ignorant person like him...was the last time.

The world's great wonders.

I've learned a lot, tsk tsk.

So when the Zhipi people proposed me to be his son's teacher, I agreed with the idea of ​​"how cheap can a human being be?" - this kind of thinking of studying rare animals.

But a teacher is a teacher, and since I consider myself very responsible, since I have taken this job, I can no longer let Naoya continue to grow crooked, so I will never let him show his temper, willful or mean-spirited, but will teach him earnestly he.

It's just that sometimes, because this kid's mouth is really a test of one's patience - so I may, probably, maybe, take a little bit of extreme measures.

Really just a little bit.

It's not that after being scolded by a three-year-old kid for being inferior, he smiled and urged him to complete various super-class learning tasks, admiring his embarrassed, incompetent and furious appearance, making him scream every day , Cursed, collapsed, until crying and subduing.

Nope.

Scaring him a little like today is just to let him know what it means to "respect the teacher and respect the way".

Who would have thought that this child would be so careless, and would cry after a little fright.

Alas, as expected, he is still too squeamish, I need the teacher to sharpen him well!

"Let's go, little pig, it just so happens that you sent yourself to the door, so let's try to catch up all your lessons for today within an hour!"

I happily lifted my little one up, and walked towards the study amidst his loud roar of "How can this be done, you devil".

The place where I live is an independent small courtyard, which is a little far from the main house, and closer to the team building and the large and empty training ground.

After becoming Naoya's teacher, the Naobi people modified my courtyard and enclosed a whole training ground in my yard, so that I can teach Naoya here in the future.

Well, but so far, the only time this three-year-old who has not started practical training stepped on it was not long ago when he insisted on seeing my spells.

At that time, I gave birth to a huge plant that covered the sky and the sun. The thick roots curled up and filled all the space within the field of vision, directly turning day into night. vitality.

It was then that I discovered that Naoya was indeed a gifted child - when he was held under my arm and looked down at those huge tree roots like ancient monsters, he was keenly aware of the terrifying power sleeping in them, and he was frightened cry.

Since then, Naoya has developed a problem of fear of heights, and my technique is also called "swinging" by him full of childishness (fear?).

That's why I just frightened him with "swinging".

The strange thing is that after that impressive (scary) and (scary) extracurricular activity, instead of keeping away from me because of fear, Naoya became even more clingy.

He used to call me "Hey", "common people" and "a lowly foreign surname", but now he calls me by my first name "Eiji". When they saw each other, they rushed forward impatiently, although their mouths were still cheap, but their eyes were faintly shining with stars.

And today, according to my usual observations, this kid is definitely not a person who loves to learn, but he came to my place to find me to make up for today's class?

What's even more outrageous is that once I heard two servants gossiping about me, I wanted to laugh and ignore it, but when I turned around, I saw Naoya standing at the corner with a sullen little face, and I never saw those two servants again. a servant.

...I don't understand.

What's the matter with this déjà vu that seems to have turned from a black fan to a poisonous fan overnight?

To be honest, although I am very good at making others use me and even die for me, this time I really did nothing! !

#I don’t understand, but I’m shocked#

#Unintelligible Zen Garden has been added! ! #

But fortunately, apart from those weird things, Naoya is still as cute and stupid as before in front of me, and his beautiful little head is still just for display, worthy of the name I gave him as "little pig".

This made me feel relieved from the bottom of my heart, for fear that I might accidentally teach some strange students.

That's right, Naoya, just keep being a pretty brainless piggy!The teacher really doesn't have high demands on you, even if you are cheap, as long as you run fast, you won't be beaten to death by a sack in the future!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help lovingly rubbing the black hair of the little pig.

The boy who was frowning and trying to learn how to read gave me a blank look, and opened his mouth in a childish voice, and said a bitch: "Don't touch me! You should just sit where you are and cherish the things that are close to you. This is an opportunity to admire this young master's flawless face!"

Yo, I haven't seen you for a few days and I learned a new word. Tell me "pay homage"?

I poked the child's white and tender face, and said with a smile, "Where did you come from? A man cares about his own face all day long, mother or daughter, little pig?"

"—!!"

Naoya's eyes widened suddenly, his fair little face flushed suddenly, he raised his hand and slapped me away: "You, you, how can you touch my face??!"

I:"……?"

I was confused for a second, and then suddenly realized, I grinned and pinched it with my hand: "Not only did I touch it, but I also pinched it! What can you do to me?"

"You you you you—!!" Naoya was so angry at my badness, her face was flushed red, and white steam came out from the top of her head, "You have no shame!!"

I:"???"

I have no shame? !

I was confused for a moment - no, what does this have to do with shame?It's just a slap in the face, why is this shameless? !

Before I could take back the expression of "Nimma shocked my whole family", Naoya jumped off the chair, shouted angrily: "Don't follow!", turned and ran away.

I stayed for a few seconds, and when I realized it, I laughed angrily. I caught up with him in three steps at a time, and grabbed him by the back of the collar: "Stinky boy, come here! It's really three days without a house. Do you know what shamelessness means?!"

"—?!"

With my involuntary amplified voice clanging to the ground.

Naoya's small body trembled, and his whole body suddenly froze in mid-air, calming down like a cat caught in the back of its neck by fate.

I paused slightly: "Naozai?"

Naoya didn't answer me.

In contrast, the tails of his beautiful, upturned eyes quickly turned red, his mouth tremblingly opened, making a pitiful whimper like a wounded little animal, and his green eyes were full of fear and fragility.

A strange aroma spread out.

With a twitch between my eyebrows, I reflexively pulled off his collar to look at the back of his neck.

——The small, white and tender glands there have been opened, and the sweet breath of Coleus grass rushes to the face with the departure of the cover, which is so strong that it is suffocating.

My pupils shrank slightly, my fingers tightened reflexively, and I almost threw him out.

But I held back the impulse at the last moment, held my breath and put him down, and took a few steps back in a hurry: "Why do you have pheromones?!"

This child is only three years old, at least ten years away from separation? !

And this level... terribly, I really sucked it in just now!

Damn it, why did such an oolong happen today!

As soon as Naoya landed on the ground, he curled up, facing my questioning, he only knew tears were crackling, his little face was flushed from crying, and he didn't have the slightest hint of his usual wit.

I frowned irritably, and turned to ask his two maids: "Why does he have pheromones? What do you all know?!"

At this moment, I may not be able to hold back the aura around me anymore, not to mention that the S-level alpha itself has racially decisive suppression power over all other genders - the two maids who looked like betas were frightened by me. Kneeling on the ground, forehead pressed against the ground, trembling and speechless.

Naoya was still crying.

Emotional agitation and bodily fluid overflow are the best catalysts for pheromones. This is an instinct embedded in genetics and evolved for reproduction, and Naoya unfortunately accounts for both.

As he cried, the sweet smell of the plants quickly diffused, I didn't care about it anymore, I turned my head and pushed open the barrier door, but when I saw the figure waiting in the porch, my steps stopped, my heart sank Shen.

"Oh, Eiji, is the class over yet?"

Standing in the courtyard, Zhibiren from the Zen Yuan smiled and turned around when he heard the sound.

I wasn't in the mood to answer him, I just took a deep breath and tightly clenched my hands hidden in my wide sleeves into fists.

I never expected that I would leave the Chanyuan home in [this way]...

"Eiji? What's wrong with you?"

The Zhipi people who were ignored seemed to have noticed something was wrong with me, and walked towards me with some worries.

It's just that before he approached me, his face changed first, and he shot sharp eyes at the corner: "Who?!"

"...Tsk."

A slight shudder sounded in the air, and the black-haired boy who had just parted with him reluctantly poked his head out from the wall, rubbed his neck and glanced to the side, "I declare in advance that I am only here to get the magic tool, not deliberately eavesdropping."

...Haha, you Zen monasteries are coming one after another, and it's pretty neat.

I closed my eyes and thought sarcastically, an uncontrollable depression surged in my heart, and for a moment I felt a strong desire to destroy this square courtyard, everyone and everything in front of me.

But this is not the emotion [I] should have.

I know this clearly, so I feel more and more angry.

"……What is the taste?"

The Naobi who was closest to me suddenly murmured softly, and the voice seemed to turn towards me again, "Eiji, you...?!"

I opened my eyes and met his unbelievable and extremely surprised gaze.

——Ah, ah, no matter how many times I watch it...

This look is still so disgusting.

The man's face was hidden in the shadows, and when he heard the voice of the Patriarch, he slightly twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a cruel and tasteless smile.

Zenyuan Shier watched Fuguro Yingji's smile, and for some reason suddenly felt a chill.

However, before he could delve into the instinctive desire to surrender to the ruler standing at the top of the food chain, Fuguro Eiji's stunning and outstanding voice sounded again, with a hint of ear-warming sexy smile.

"That's my pheromone, Zhipi people. The smell of cypress and sandalwood, isn't it nice?"

Varied--? !

Zenyuan Shier only felt a "buzz", his brain went blank after being bombarded by the sudden shocking secret, and stared at Fuguro Eiji completely unresponsive.

What did he just say?

Pheromones? Beta will have pheromone? !

——No, no, Fuguro Eiji is not beta at all, he is al...! !

"Boom--!!"

The ferocious and thick tree roots suddenly shot up into the sky, interrupting Zenyuan Shier's thoughts, and under his shocked gaze, he quickly surrounded Fu Hei Yingji and Zenyuan Zhibiren.

"Okay, all underage and irrelevant people go out, it's none of your business here."

Accompanied by these indifferent words, a few vines violently threw Zenyuan Naoya and the two maids out, and at the same time brought out a faint fragrance of grass and trees.

The smell is like the feeling of Fuguro Eiji, gentle but firm, like the forest and the earth, which is reassuring.

Zenyuan Shier's Adam's apple rolled, and at that moment, suddenly driven by an unknown impulse, he rushed forward and grabbed an unclosed gap and shouted in: "Wait, Eiji! I——!"

me what?

The boy's mouth opened, his cheeks and heart were burning hot, but he was too panicked to say a word.

"Back off, Shir."

In the gradually shrinking gap, the blue-haired youth responded to him with a young voice, turning his head to reveal a pair of deep black eyes.

"Then it's adults' time."