Sente Eiji's Black Friday

My name is Eiji, a Senju.

That's right, it's Senju from Senju Bashirama, one of the founders of Konoha Village.The founder, by the way, was my great-grandfather.

Speaking of this, you should have guessed it, yes, my mother is Senju Tsunade, and my father is Kato Dan.

As for why my surname is also Senshou...it's a long story.

I originally had an uncle named Senju Naoki, but he died in the war, so before I was born, only my mother remained in the direct line of my great-grandfather.

This means that if the father and mother get married and have children normally, the offspring of the Ninja God will change from "Senju" to an ordinary "Kato".

Although the mother didn't care at all, the father with the Hokage plot absolutely couldn't accept it, so he married.

That's right, although he didn't change his surname, he did "marry" into the Qianshou clan in the form of a son-in-law, allowing me to inherit the most famous (one of) surname in the world, and specially used the word "Ying" to give it to me name.

But there is a question I want to ask for 18 years.

——Ying, let’s go to Ying. It’s domineering and reads well, but what does it mean when you add “two” at the end?What do you mean? ?Um? ? !

Am I two?As the favorite young master of the Senju clan, I Senju Eiji, who has inherited the body of a sage and the powerful chakra, has cool short blue hair and blue eyes. The super-popular handsome guy who ranks No. [-] on the "hug" list, awakened Mu Dun's stunning genius when he was only six years old, how could such a perfect me be second? ? !

I was so angry that every time I thought about it, I would eat less than a bowl of rice.

By the way, I eat five bowls with every meal.

Far away.

In order to maintain my reputation as the most popular super-popular genius among Konoha's younger generation, I actually worked much harder than ordinary people in my cultivation.

But an incident happened before that seriously hit my self-confidence.

It happened like this-

I absorbed too much natural chakra when I practiced xianjutsu.

Green leaves, red flowers and even brown trunks grew on me.

I cried: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

...My old lady rushed up and punched me to smash the three-meter rock, then pulled out a sky-high kick, let me hit the ground with a 360° Thomas spin in the air, accelerated jet rotation, and finally lifted my collar, which was still twitching all over my body He slapped my handsome face three times.

I die.

...what a miserable experience.

So now that I have a little bit of psychological shadow, when my old mother came to catch me to practice fairy arts again, I secretly ran out from the back door and came to my secret base to practice something else.

As I said before, I am the son of Senshou Tsunade and Kato Dan, so in addition to Mu Dun, I also have my father's blood succession limit and mastered his famous ninjutsu - the art of spiritualization, it is nothing It's incomprehensible, right?

Speaking of which, I would like to mention the art of spiritualization.

As the name suggests, the art of spiritualization is the art of spiritualizing one's own soul and separating it from the body.Spiritualized souls are called "spiritual bodies". Spiritual bodies can travel through the air regardless of distance, possess the enemy, manipulate the opponent's body, or directly cause the opponent's mental breakdown from the inside.

Fundamentally speaking, as long as you ask your companions to protect your body, this technique is invincible.

Because the soul cannot be harmed by anything tangible.

And apart from me and my dad, no other [human] can manipulate the invisible soul, let alone use it for defense or attack.

My dad has killed countless enemies with this trick, and created countless spy miracles. So far, no mission involving him has ever failed.

This further proves that the art of spiritualization is an unsolvable super ninjutsu.But to be honest, there are too many things it can do, and sometimes it is quite scary.

——That's why I'm often glad that my dad married a tigress like my mom, who has strength and family background. Otherwise, because of the urine of this technique, my dad, who is stupid, sweet and ignorant of politics, would have been tricked a long time ago. Not even scum left...

Keke, it's getting farther away again.

All in all, this technique is what I decided to practice now.

Of course, a genius like me has fully mastered this invincible technique, but as the saying goes, practice makes perfect, right?

I stood in the woods, making seals and thinking about who would be the best person to possess.

——Okay, please pay attention, the next thing I want to say is extremely important. It directly made me bid farewell to the peaceful and peaceful life in the past, and started a roller coaster-like life. If I have another chance, I will Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely...will not choose that person as the object of possession.

But there are no ifs in this world.

At the moment when the seal was completed, my eyes suddenly became sharp——

It's up to you, Kakashi Hatake, who pretends to be mature all day because he's one year older than me!

Let me take a look, my lord, what kind of plots and tricks are hidden under the suspicious whereabouts of you who have been hiding from me recently!watch out!Spiritualization technique! !

With a "whoosh", I turned into a spirit body and entered Kakashi's body.

I saw a scene that made me want to poke my eyes.

Handsome, unrestrained and suave, Yushu Linfeng is the most perfect me!Actually!Nest in bed!Since [beep——] ah ah ah! !

Still hugging her photo and saying [beep——] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

I even hold that beating [beep-beep--] in my hand! ! !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

……and many more.

I ended the invincible screaming attack with super effect in my head, and looked deeply at the [beep——] in my hand that was still dripping [beep——].

First off, I'm not using my eyes.

Second, I used Kakashi's eyes.

So, the scene I see with these eyes is not my left hand holding my photo and my right hand holding my [beep——] nestling in my quilt and [beep——] for myself, but with Kaka Kakashi's left hand holding my photo in his eyes, holding Kakashi's [beep——] in his right hand, nestling in Kakashi's quilt in [beep——]! [Beep——]! ! !

……

Grass is born.

I was shocked when I figured this out.

Just when I wanted to continue to express my shock with the invincible scream attack, my body - no, Kakashi's body trembled, and a low and familiar voice gnashed his teeth in my ears, accompanied by a violent mental fluctuations—

"Eiji Senju, I will kill you——!!!"

……

I was ejected from Kakashi's body.

It's incredible.The potential of human beings to explode in infinite shame is indeed infinite.

I sat in the woods and looked up at the sky. It took me a while to move my numb feet and stand up.

Humph.

I snorted disdainfully, raised my hand and rubbed my nose.

Didn’t I just see you flying [beep——] with my photo, what are you doing, you’re going to kill me.

There are too many people who take my photo and hit [beep——] all day, you are lucky to be hit by me, okay, childish!

Afterwards, I thought about it and found it really not surprising that Kakashisho missed my body.

After all, when that guy was seven years old, I was the one who broke into his house on a rainy night and prevented his dad from committing suicide.