Unremarkable Alpaca King

"Finally off work." Hagiwara Kenji thumped his neck and slumped on the chair, weakly raised his hand to greet the colleagues passing by him.

"I'm so tired. At this moment, I'm afraid only the sweet and fragrant Taiyaki can heal my heart."

"If you want to eat Taiyaki, you don't have to make such an excuse." Matsuda Jinpei, who grew up with a bamboo horse, of course understood what Hagiwara said, "And it seems that someone didn't do anything except write a report today. Anything else?"

"Ah, report that the Great Demon King is about to consume all of Kenji's hp." Hagiwara Kenji sat up with one hand supporting the chair, looking at Matsuda with a pitiful expression. "Well-meaning Xiaozhenping, would you like to buy a taiyaki for Kenji to restore the blue bar?"

"You guy," Matsuda Jin rolled his eyes when he heard Yanping, "you have been staring at the convenience store next door since this morning, right? Don't think I didn't see your eyes at that time."

"Ah, was it discovered?" Kenji Hagiwara pretended to be surprised. "Xiao Zhenping is so powerful."

Matsuda Jinpei didn't want to pay attention to this playful guy anymore, he picked up his things and walked outside.He understood that if he didn't buy a Taiyaki to stop this man's mouth, he might just keep talking non-stop.

"Hey, is that Satsukioka?" Hagiwara Kenji held the freshly baked red bean taiyaki with his left hand, and with the other hand tugged at the clothes of Matsuda Jinpei who was about to pay.

"Huh?" Matsuda Jinpei turned his head and looked in the direction Hagiwara indicated.Sure enough, the guy who was squatting on the opposite side of the road and didn't know what he was doing was his bastard at the same time.

"Trouble, please give me an extra taiyaki." Matsuda Jinpei took out another taiyaki money from his wallet and handed it to the stall owner.If I don't buy an extra copy now, the passers-by in Yuegang will definitely clamor for it later when they see it.

Matsuda Jinpei, 26 years old, is currently single.Obviously he is a person who has never even talked to a girlfriend, but he has experienced the difficulty of being an old father early on.All of this is thanks to his dear and beloved two contemporaries.

According to Matsuda Jinpei and the three of them getting along in daily life, it doesn't mean who takes care of the other more.After all, feelings are mutual, and unilateral contributions cannot go far in the long run.According to their logic, the relationship between the three of them should be each other's father.

All three will sometimes unconsciously put themselves in the position of caregiver parents, and usually put the other two in the place of childish ghosts to worry about.However, it is probably due to the fact that the two of them have been in a relationship since childhood.Tsukioka is usually in a controlled position, generally speaking, it is the lowest family status.

After Tsukioka passers-by fed the last small dried fish to his captain, Hagiwara Kenji and the others also came forward.

"Cat?" Hagiwara muttered to attract the captain's attention, and he squatted down like Tsukioka.He gently stroked the cat's back which was smooth and furry. "Whose three-flowered cat is this??"

"A frequent customer of Poirot Cafe, I don't know who it is." Tsukioka passer-by suddenly paused while touching the cat's hand, and he turned to look at Hagiwara Kenji.

"Taiyaki?"

"Can you smell this too?" Kenji Hagiwara opened his eyes wide in surprise, and he touched his mouth with his hand to make sure that there were no traces of crime left behind.

"I really lost to you." Fortunately, Matsuda Jinpei, who knew Tsukioka Mitsuko well, was prepared, and he handed the hot Taiyaki to Tsukioka Mitsuko. "Red bean flavor is okay, right?"

"I don't choose free ones." Passer-by Yuegang patted the cat fur that had just been glued on his body, and bent his eyes to take it from Matsuda's hand.Tear open the paper bag to reveal the alluring protagonist, who opened his mouth and took a big bite.

"——It's so hot!" Yuegang passer-by covered his mouth, being caught off guard by the scalding to the point that physiological tears flowed from his eyes.The taiyaki just out of the oven, although the outside has cooled a little, the red bean filling inside is still very hot.

"Are you an idiot?" Matsuda Jinpei frowned, took out a tissue and signaled Tsukioka to wipe the red bean paste stuck to his mouth.And Kenji Hagiwara resigned himself to buying ice water for him when Tsukioka called him hot.

"Xiaoyuegang, it's a big taboo to be impatient." Soon Hagiwara ran back from the convenience store across the road, and while helping Yuegang unscrew the bottle cap, he said jokingly: "It's not good to eat Taiyaki if you're impatient. .”

Passerby Yuegang, who took a big sip of the ice water and was frozen to the teeth, said he didn't want to talk.

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"We're back!" Kenji Hagiwara pushed open the door and walked in. At this time, the air in the house was already filled with the aroma of food.

"Welcome back." Zhu Fu Jingguang poked his head out from the kitchen, his voice was still wearing a small green dinosaur apron.

This is the aesthetics of Matsuda Jinpei. At that time, Hagiwara Kenji said that he lacked an apron when cooking at home.Matsuda Jinpei, who was still sitting on the sofa, unexpectedly offered to go out and buy, and then Hagiwara smiled and looked at the apron in his hand to know what Matsuda Jinpei was up to.

So, Matsuda contracted the bowl for the next week.

While Matsuda Jinpei was washing the dishes, Tsukioka passers-by quietly approached him. Matsuda glanced at Tsukioka who came over and said nothing.

"Matsuda." The passer-by in Yuegang lowered his voice, put his hand to his mouth and asked in a low voice, "Why did you only pick out the apron of a dinosaur?"

Matsuda Jinhei narrowed his eyes, signaling for him to speak quickly and get straight to the point.

"I thought you would pick a rabbit or something more... um, enchanting?" Yuegang Passerby paused, he didn't know if he used the correct word, "Anyway, if it's just a small dinosaur, it's too ordinary right?"

"Really?" Matsuda turned around and looked at Passer-by Yuegang, the difference in height between the two was five or six centimeters.So Matsuda Jinpei could easily see the hair twirling on Tsukioka's head.

"Probably because I don't want to wash the dishes for a month. Besides," Matsuda Jinpei raised his finger still stained with the bubbles and pointed behind Tsukioka Passerby.

"Didn't you notice just now? Hagiwara has been standing there the whole time."

Tsukioka turned his head mechanically and met Hagiwara Kenji's overly bright smile, because of the design of the apartment.On the opposite side of the kitchen is the bathroom. When Tsukioka passers-by entered the kitchen, Hagiwara Kenji was running bath water in the bathroom, and naturally heard the conversation between Tsukioka and Matsuda.

"Katsukioka, you seem to be very interested in the apron." Hagiwara Kenji smiled and wrapped his arms around Tsukioka's shoulders, successfully stopping him from trying to escape.

"Actually, not at all." A drop of cold sweat ran across Yuegang Passerby's forehead.

"We can discuss it in detail now, don't be strangers." Amidst the screams of passers-by in Yuegang, Matsuda Zhen calmly washed the dishes.

After that night, Passer-by Yuegang washed the dishes until the next year.

"It's really a bad memory." Yuegang passers-by muttered in a low voice and went to the kitchen, trying to twist a piece of fried tofu under Zhu Fu Jingguang's hands.

"Wait for Yuegang, be careful when it's just out of the pot..." Before Zhu Fu Jingguang finished speaking, he saw a passerby in Yuegang quickly put a piece of tofu into his mouth.

Unsurprisingly, he scored twice.

"Hot—" Passerby Yuegang, who had been scalded for two sessions in a row, finally calmed down. He sat next to Matsuda Jinping, and decisively changed his seat after witnessing Matsuda's ten consecutive double yellows.

"?" Matsuda Jinpei looked suspiciously at Tsukioka passer-by with a questioning look.

"I can't see this now." Tsukioka pursed his lips to signal Matsuda Jinpei's game interface, and then Matsuda laughed.

So Tsukioka Passerby, who was ridiculed, got up again and went to the kitchen.

"Why are you back?" Zhu Fu Jingguang looked at the Yuegang passerby who rushed back angrily, and quickly covered the plate of fried tofu just now.

Yuegang Passerby: "..."

"I'm not going to make the same mistake about the same thing."

"Let me correct it." Hagiwara Kenji who was passing by poked his head in, "You just committed the second offense just now, did you forget the taiyaki on the way back?"

"Taiyaki?" Zhu Fu Jingguang looked at Hagiwara Kenji curiously.

"Just now, this guy was scalded by sea bream on the way back."

Yuegang met Zhu Fu Jingguang's eyes, and he felt that those eyes seemed to be looking at his own brat who spoke a different language.Helpless, sad, but can not be thrown away.

The heartbroken Yuegang passer-by was about to go out to the balcony to have a quiet time, he felt that this family could no longer accommodate him.Before he could take a step, Zhu Fu Jingguang, who was adding salt to the soup, suddenly spoke.

"By the way, Yuegang." Zhu Fu Jingguang took a sip of the saltiness in a small bowl and nodded in satisfaction, "I've washed the skirt I found under your bed and dried it for you." His tone was calm as if Just saying that the weather is really nice today.

"What—?!!" Before Yuegang passers-by could speak, two heads poked in from outside the kitchen.

"Wait? Are you actually Tsukioka like this?" Hagiwara Kenji looked disbelieving, but soon he put away his expression and returned to his original appearance. Although his eyes were still a bit strange, he still pretended to be calm and comforted Tsukioka. . "Don't worry, Xiaoyuegang, I understand."

Hagiwara nodded vigorously, as if convincing himself, "I understand, it's just some small hobbies, it's okay.

"So when did you take a detour where we don't know?" Matsuda Jinhei looked at Tsukioka as if he was looking at a boy who had lost his footing. "Could it be that the parents didn't care enough?"

"Xiao Zhenping," Hagiwara Kenji quietly poked his young tame dye, "Is such a thing normal? Xiao Yuegang will be curious, ha, ha." Hagiwara laughed a few times, trying to ease the atmosphere.

"We can all accept it." Hagiwara pursed her lips and patted Tsukioka's shoulder with a serious face. "Whether it's women's clothing or anything, as long as you don't break the law, we will always stand behind you."

"Don't worry." Matsuda Jinpei's eyes drifted, "Even if you plan to change your gender, we will support you."

"I said," Yuegang passer-by felt his head throbbing from their singing, "don't draw conclusions like this."

"Hurry up and stop the spectacle thoughts in your heads!"

"Sure enough, your daily life is very interesting." The person who ignited the fuse smiled and sighed, "Tsukioka, you are wearing that skirt to deceive Zero, right?"

"Eh?!!" Matsuda Jinpei and Hagiwara Kenji stopped at the same time, as if they were fixed, and spoke slowly after several seconds.

"What does it mean to lie to zero?"