Unremarkable Alpaca King

Passerby Tsukioka lay straight and motionless on the bed, Matsuda Jinpei saw Tsukioka with a peaceful face as soon as he entered the door.

Matsuda Jinpei: "..."

"What are you doing? Such an expression?" Matsuda Jinping threw the letter delivered by the postman just now to the face of the passer-by in Tsukioka.

"I feel that I have been completely sublimated from body to mind." Tsukioka Passerby took down the letter that was thrown on his face, his tone of grief and indignation, with accusations against Kenji Hagiwara, "Healthy and delicious green bento in Hagiwara Under the torture, I feel that the whole person has become hopeless."

"Whose fault is this?" Matsuda Jinhei, who still insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors, took out a cigarette case from his pocket, "I dare not stop Hagiwara when he gets angry."

"If you dare to smoke in my room, I will tell Hagiwara." Tsukioka passer-by stared at the cigarette case in Matsuda's hand blankly.

Matsuda looked at Tsukioka, and the two of them stared at each other for about ten seconds.Matsuda was the first to be defeated, clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction, and put away the cigarette case.

"You have to sue everything, are you a primary school student?"

"You who fanned the flames when Hagiwara was angry don't seem to have the right to do so." Talking about this Tsukioka, a passer-by became angry. When he was forced to be hospitalized by the two, Tsukioka experienced six consecutive days of green vegan bento. He thought he was discharged from the hospital. After eating, you can completely escape from the clutches of vegetables.

"Wait." Yuegang Passerby sat in the back row of the car and looked at the vegetables next to him in horror. "Why is there such a thing in Hagiwara's car?"

"Oh, that." Kenji Hagiwara, who was starting the car, turned his head and smiled at Tsukioka, but uttered such cold words from his warm mouth, "These are all prepared for you."

"???"

"Why?" Yuegang passers-by looked at this vegetable in disbelief, which is enough for a whole family for a week, "This is too much!"

"No, actually we only bought the topmost cabbage." Hagiwara Kenji remembered the enthusiastic attending physician he met a few days ago when he went through the discharge procedures, "The rest are everything. It was sent by your attending doctor."

"That doctor seems to be called Matsumoto?" Hagiwara Kenji recalled the job card he saw at that time, "It has the same surname as your senior."

"Matsumoto." How come passers-by who have already arrived at Yuegang don't understand, who else can Dr. Matsumoto who works in Mihua Hospital besides his former psychological teacher.

This familiar revenge trick, Tsukioka felt the veins on his forehead twitching, that guy might have suffered from Matsumoto Junichi, so he came to take revenge on him.He really committed the murder of the Matsumoto family.

"Only weird guys would give vegetables as discharge gifts." Passer-by Yuegang moved aside, if he could, he really wanted to refuse to stay in the same space with this basket of vegetables, especially if it was given by someone surnamed Matsumoto.

"Ah, you, who call yourself an alpaca rider, don't eat vegetables? It's amazing." Matsuda Jinpei, who was sitting in the co-pilot, looked at the phone with a blank expression.

"Don't say such lines without any fluctuations in your tone." Tsukioka Passer-by, who hadn't been beaten by the same period for a whole day, stretched out his hand and poked Matsuda's curly hair, "Although you said it like this, don't compare me with the real sheep." The camels are linked together!"

"It's as if I wouldn't recognize Matsuda Jinpei on your face as sunglasses." Tsukioka boldly grabbed Matsuda Jinpei before he threw out his fist, and quickly withdrew his hand.

"Oh, don't become angry from embarrassment, Mr. Sunglasses."

"Heh—" Mr. Matsuda Sunglasses, whose hair was scratched, sneered, "Give me another week of green bento."

"Why do you think it's okay..." Passer-by Yueoka noticed that Hagiwara had parked his car in front of a familiar apartment, he was silent for a moment, and tentatively said, "Well, I seem to be a police officer. In the dormitory, right?"

"Hmph." Matsuda Jinhei cast a glance at the confused Tsukioka passer-by, and answered kindly, "You've been living with us since today."

"What?" Yuegan passer-by tilted his head, "May I ask how many episodes of the story I did not participate in?"

"Satsukioka, don't worry." Hagiwara Kenji parked the car, "We have already applied for you, and it was approved three days ago."

"Yesterday, Xiaojinping and I went to the dormitory to help you pack up." Kenji Hagiwara blinked at the passer-by in Tsukioka who lost his color for the second time in this book, "I don't need to say thank you, who Call us friends."

"I didn't expect that." Tsukioka Passer-by pointed at Hagiwara, holding his heart and heartbroken, "You two guys with thick eyebrows and big eyes secretly arranged for me behind my back."

"As long as you save people a little bit of worry, we don't have to do this."

"No, please believe me this time was just an accident." Yuegang Passer-by put his fingers together and swore, "There won't be a next time."

"It's better like that." Looking at Tsukioka with a hippie smile, Matsuda Jinpei still decided to let this guy go for a while.

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Memories end here for now.

Passerby Yuegang looked at the letter in his hand and turned him over.Sure enough, the chic name [Yokohama] was written on the seal of the letter.

Carefully opened the letter, and poured out three tickets to the zoo.

"Zoo ticket?" Matsuda Jinhei, who had been looking at this side, raised his eyebrows, and he also noticed the name on the letter.

"Yokohama? Someone from your hometown sent it?" After exchanging information with Rei Fuburani who had checked the files, Matsuda Jinpei naturally knew that Tsukioka Ruren's hometown was Yokohama, so he didn't take the name to heart.

"Ah. It's a senior riddleman." Yuegang Passerby nodded.The look in the eyes is unclear, why?

Passer-by Yuegang pursed his lips, wondering why on earth did Yokohama Cocktail send him these things, tickets to the amusement park last time, and tickets to the zoo this time.

Is there some purpose he doesn't know about?

Just when Passer-by Tsukioka was thinking about where he had missed clues, which made it impossible to interpret the message Yokohama Cocktail wanted to send, he found a small note in the ticket.

Passers-by Yuegang took a quick look at it from an angle that Matsuda Jinping couldn't see, and saw that it read, "Discharge gift."

Yuegang Passerby: "..."

"Why do you have such an expression?" Matsuda Jinhei frowned at the distorted expression of Tsukioka Passerby. Is there something wrong with that letter?

"No, I just feel like I'm thinking too much." Tsukioka passer-by turned his head and shook the zoo ticket in his hand and said to Matsuda Jinpei: "So, do you want to go to the zoo together this weekend?"

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On weekends, three big men sat on a wooden zoo bench with a cone each.

"It's a little embarrassing." Seeing everyone passing by cast their gazes at the top of their heads, some even covered their mouths and laughed.

"Huh?" Matsuda Jinpei with Mickey ears on his head looked suspiciously at Tsukioka Passerby who lowered his head and tried to hide his face, "When did you get so shy?"

"Ah, ah, ah." Kenji Hagiwara, who was wearing bear ears, patted Tsukioka Passerby's shoulder comfortingly, "Aren't we still with you?"

"Obviously he was dangling in front of us with such a conspicuous alpaca headgear before, so his skin is getting thinner and thinner?"

"Don't be shy, Xiaoyuegang, isn't the one on your head now also a sheep? It's almost the same as before!"

"Hagiwara, won't your conscience really hurt when you say something like this?" Tsukioka passer-by showed fishy eyes, "You look at the goat on top of my head and say that is similar to me?"

"Hahaha." Hagiwara Kenji laughed a few times, "At least they are all sheep."

"Sorry, I can't agree." Yuegang Passerby refused to replace the meal. "It's not even one percent as beautiful as my lovely alpaca headgear."

"Even if it's bald?"

Yuegang Passerby: "..."

The sad past was brought up, and Yuegang Passerby became gloomy.

"Okay, don't be a mother-in-law." Matsuda Jinpei ate the last bite of the egg roll, and naturally wiped his hands on the clothes of the passer-by in Yuegang, and then glanced perfunctorily at the goat on Yuegang's head.

Unlike Matsuda Jinpei and Hagiwara Kenji, Tsukioka's head looks like an airplane hat, with two air bubble tubes underneath, and the sheep's ears will swing just by pinching them a few times.Moreover, the hat on Yuegang's head, in addition to the sheep's horn ears, also has extremely perfunctory asymmetrical eyes and a goat's iconic beard.

"It doesn't look much more advanced than ours... Puff."

"Hey, did you laugh at the end?" Yuegang Passerby pinched the two things that controlled the sheep's ears angrily.Seeing the moving sheep ears, Matsuda smiled even more happily.

Kenji Hagiwara, who was looking at them, couldn't straighten his back with a smile, and the cone in his hand was about to fall to the ground several times.

"No, I can't do it anymore." Kenji Hagiwara tried several times before he stopped laughing, and he almost laughed again when he saw the angry Tsukioka Passerby putting on the goat hat on his head.

"Obviously there are three people in this story," Yuegang passer-by said in a resentful tone, "but the happiness is all yours."

"Okay, okay." Kenji Hagiwara smiled and rolled his eyes, "I found a place that you absolutely love."

Looking at the scene in front of him, Tsukioka Passer-by didn't think that what Kenji Hagiwara said he absolutely liked was this.

"Ah, he's completely mixed in." Matsuda Jinpei stood outside the fence, holding the Mickey headband that he took off earlier.

"There is no sense of disobedience at all." Hagiwara Kenji looked at Tsukioka Passerby who was having fun among a group of alpacas, "However, it is not surprising at all."

Hagiwara Kenji touched his chin and thought, "It would be surprising if we couldn't play with the alpacas."

"Actually, that guy's real identity is alpaca Chengjing." Matsuda Zhenping complained, looking at Yuegang Passerby who was sticking together with the alpaca on the grass, he felt more and more that his guess was probably correct.

"Matsuda, Hagiwara. Look—"

Yuegang passers-by ran towards them with an alpaca waving.

"Look." Like a child who found something novel and wanted to share it with his companions, Yuegang Passerby's face was full of excitement, "This alpaca is super handsome."

"Not all alpacas are about the same size..." Matsuda Jinhei stopped talking halfway, and had to admit that the alpaca in front of him was indeed different from other alpacas.

It was an alpaca with a bohemian hairstyle.A different, unwilling and ordinary alpaca.Right side bangs cover one eye, deep and attractive black eyes.With a polite yet distant smile on his mouth...

"Don't read it from the sidelines." Matsuda Jinhei shouted to Tsukioka Passerby, who was acting as the narrator, "I can't see any difference in this alpaca except for the hairstyle."

Hearing the shock here, the Yuegang passer-by stepped back step by step, and hugged the alpaca with handsome slanted bangs tightly.

"In this cold world, only you can give me the only warmth. Those mediocre people can't understand you..."

Matsuda Jinpei, who was listening to the crackling of his fists, had veins popping out of his forehead.

"Xiaozhenpei calm down." Hagiwara Kenji held down Matsuda's fist, "Isn't we coming out with Xiaoyuegang this time to let him relax?"

"Of course I know, that guy." Of course Matsuda Jinpei did not forget their original purpose, "Can't we see it? He refuses to say anything."

"I know how you feel." Hagiwara Kenji sighed as he watched Tsukioka passer-by who ran to meet the alpaca again, "But this matter can't be rushed."

"Although I'm also very curious, Xiaoyuegang..." Hagiwara opened his mouth and blurred the key words, such a magical thing as resurrection from the dead, "but I still want to wait until he is willing to take the initiative to talk to you." The day we said."

Matsuda Jinpei and Hagiwara Kenji were always sober, and they clearly understood that Tsukioka Passer-by would have no chance of surviving the explosion according to common sense.It was just an emotional mess before seeing the dead body, with such almost hopeless hopes.

But he's back, back from death.Even though Passer-by Yuegang is full of doubts now.

But so what, they are willing to wait, waiting for the day when their friends tell them in person.