Disqualification in the world save me

There were many barbecue grills set up on the beach, Chiba Rihime and Dazai Osamu walked slowly, and there were more or less people standing in front of each grill.

Nagasaki Rose noticed them, so she warmly invited them to her side.

"We are all normal people here, and all the abnormal ones have gone there." She pointed to the direction where Sakata Gintoki and his group were.

Qianye Riji: "..."

What is this feeling that cannot be refuted.

Chiba Rihime's mood was a bit complicated, but she stayed with Nagasaki Wild Rose, together with Fuguro Megumi and Knotabagi Yuhito.

At first, everyone enthusiastically worked together, but after finding out that the roasted Knotweed Yuren was the most delicious, they all waited for the food to be fed tacitly.

Because they are all normal people, so their side appears very harmonious.

During the period, the butler Nakagawa came over to ask if he wanted wine. Since they couldn't drink it except Osamu Dazai, everyone didn't want it.

The sky is getting dark, and the bright moon is slowly rising.

Chiba Rihime was almost done eating, and was about to go for a walk with Dazai Osamu, when the two of them ran into Sakata Gintoki and Gojo Satoru not far away.

At this time, Sakata Gintoki and Gojo Satoru were walking shoulder to shoulder, their steps obviously unsteady, and they seemed to be drunk.

Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, looked back, and only saw Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi not far away who were still eating.

I didn't see the figure of the leader Zai.

He suddenly had a bad premonition, and before he could make a move, Sakata Gintoki and Gojo Satoru spoke first.

"Number two, why are you here? We have been looking for you for a long time."

really……

"I'm not that guy." Osamu Dazai explained with a headache.

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru suddenly took off the blindfold, took a closer look at him, and then affirmed, "You are, my six eyes can't be wrong."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Your six eyes didn't distinguish it before.

"That's right, you are, you all have bandages." Sakata Gintoki echoed.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He and the leader Jae both had bandages.

"I'm really not, that guy should be hiding, you go over there and look for it." Osamu Dazai said and pointed in a direction, trying to use this method to make the two leave quickly.

"Well, this is really Mr. Dazai, not Mr. Chief." Chiba Riji also hurriedly explained.

Sakata Gintoki and Gojo Satoru were silent for a while at the same time, and then stepped forward at the same time, pushing Chiba Rihime aside, and standing up Osamu Dazai on the left and right.

"Okay, don't be self-willed number two, come back with us."

——These two were drunk and didn't listen to explanations at all.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Who the hell is being willful.

"It's agreed to be sworn brothers tonight, so you can't run away." Gojo Satoru said solemnly.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

You guys are looking for the real number two.

"Then I can't call you number two anymore." Sakata Gintoki said after thinking for a while, "You are the youngest, so let's call you third brother."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Who the hell wants to be your third brother.

Osamu Dazai resisted with all his might, but as a brain power player, he obviously couldn't beat these two force factions.

"Xiao Liji, hurry up and call Lida over." Seeing this, he resolutely told the girl, "There are Nagasaki and the others."

He is not interested in sworn brothers with these two drunk guys instead of the leader Jae.

"Oh." Qianye Liji nodded, and hurried to find someone.

Then I met the leader Zai on the way.

The leader Zai issued an invitation for a walk, and admitted that he needed Osamu Dazai to replace him for a while.

"They are really noisy, let me clean up for a while." He rubbed his forehead as he said, with the obvious smell of alcohol on his body.

He was also forced to drink a lot in order to get drunk with Sakata Gin, but fortunately he has a good capacity for alcohol.

Chiba Riji hesitated for a while, and finally thought that it was just drinking some wine anyway, Dazai Osamu should be fine, so she agreed.

She continued walking as planned, only with a different person.

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Under the bright moonlight, the two walked along the coast, and the cool night wind was blowing in front of them, carrying the taste of early summer and the sea.

The leader Zai's mood calmed down.

Compared to the noisy Wanshiwu and Gojo Satoru, Chiba Riji is so cute, following him quietly, like a cute little animal.

In fact, he couldn't understand why he in this world fell in love with such a girl.

"First of all, sir, has your birthday passed?" the girl suddenly asked.

It's now July, and their birthdays have just passed.

"It's over." The leader Zai nodded with a smile, "Although I just ate a bite of cake, it's over."

Qianye Liji frowned directly when she heard this, remembering the past.

——Before meeting her, the Dazai Osamu of this world was not happy with his birthday, and he never cared about it even though it was an important day.

She thought for a while and asked, "do you have any birthday presents you want?"

"What?" the leader Zai confirmed, "Is Xiao Liji going to give me a gift?"

"Well, although I'm a little late." The girl added with crooked eyebrows, "I'm very rich, so first of all, Mr. Mister can do whatever he wants."

The leader Zai couldn't help showing a smile, "It seems that there is nothing I want."

"And if it's a gift, shouldn't it be given to me as a surprise? How can you cheat and ask me what I want?"

Qianye Liji asked because she didn't know what to send, but the other party had already said so, so she could only think for herself.

"Then I'll prepare it for you in a few days." The girl promised.

"Yeah." The leader replied with a smile.

Qianye Riji suddenly looked into the other party's eyes seriously and said, "Mr. First, you really look like Mr. Dazai."

The leader Zai didn't understand why the girl suddenly said that.

They are the same person, so they are naturally similar. As long as he wants to, he can actually make it impossible for everyone to distinguish them.

"So you can be as happy as Mr. Dazai." The girl added with a bright smile.

The leader Zai suddenly understood a little bit.

"Then do you mind having two boyfriends?" He asked with a smile, "Anyway, Xiao Liji is very rich, so I can definitely afford to have two."

Chiba Riji: "!!!"