Disqualification in the world save me

The three people in Wanshiwu liked the leader Zai very much, and felt that he was different from the Dazai in this world. After staying in the villa, they specially selected a room near him.

He even enthusiastically invited the other party to join the "Alliance against the Great Demon King".

——The current members of the alliance are only the three of them and one dog, plus Gojo Satoru who joined on a whim.

The leader Zai refused in his heart.

He is not the same as Osamu Dazai in this world, he just simply doesn't want to be serious with fools, so he is perfunctory echoing them throughout the whole process.

He didn't want to join that strange alliance, he always felt that joining would affect his IQ.

The leader Zai decisively chose to refuse, and then went into the room to hide quietly under the pretext of taking a rest, until Qianye Liji called him out to help.

Although Chiba Riji will not be able to remove her abilities until now, she can already exchange with people from different worlds many times a day.

Now that her powers have almost recovered, she is going to pick up Wutiaowu and them.

The leader, Zai, actually resisted Gojo Satoru's arrival, because the other party was also a member of that so-called "Alliance against the Great Demon King"...

Would normal people join that weird alliance?

The answer is no.

After Wujo Satoru knew that the leader Zai was not the Dazai of this world, his reaction was not the same as that of the three in Wanshiwu.

"Then, doesn't Xiao Liji have two boyfriends?"

"Can I have one?"

"I also really want a brainy teammate like Dazai, let me have one, I need him to help me deal with the old oranges."

Chief Zai: "..."

Are there no normal guests from another world?

"Teacher Wutiao, don't be joking." Qianye Liji was very helpless.

"With Dazai's personality, the two of them will definitely not be able to get along well, so let's just split it up with me." Gojo Satoru really wanted it so much.

He has always been envious of the girl who has this kind of brain plug-in, so she doesn't have to worry about anything.

Chief Zai: "..."

What is this feeling of being treated as a tool person?

In the end, Gojo Satoru, who pestered Chiba Rihime to get a Dazai, was dragged away by his normal students.

"Don't trouble Riki, you idiot teacher." Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei said and dragged Gojo Satoru to put his luggage.

Knotaba Yuhito and Fuguro Hui apologized to Chiba Riji, "Miss Chiba, I have caused you trouble."

Gojo Satoru brought all three first-year students here this time.

Both Nagasaki Wild Rose and Knotabagi Yuhito were very excited about traveling to another world, but Fukuroe didn't want to come here at first, but was forcibly dragged by the other three.

"Ah, it's okay." The girl quickly waved her hand, she is very used to everyone's indecency.

As soon as Gojo Satoru and his team went upstairs, three people and one dog came down from Wanshiwu. Everyone changed into swimsuits and wore duck swimming rings.

"Miss, number two, let's go swimming together." Sakata Gintoki warmly invited.

It is already four o'clock in the afternoon, the sun is not shining so much, and it is suitable for swimming in the sea.

"Okay, then I'll change into my swimsuit." Qianye Liji nodded, she just learned to swim some time ago, and this time she just learned to practice more.

"I won't go, I can't swim." The leader Zai refused decisively.

"It doesn't matter, we have prepared it for you too." Sakata Gintoki pointed to the duck swimming ring around Dingchun's neck, "Number two, you are a member of our "Resistance to the Great Demon King Alliance", we will not leave you behind." You went to play by yourself. "

Chief Zai: "..."

Didn't he reject that invitation to join?

"That's right!" Kagura and Shichun Shinpachi nodded in agreement.

The three of them took off the swimming ring around Dingchun's neck, looked at the leader Zai with burning eyes, and then approached each other step by step.

Chief Zai: "..."

Hello!Don't come here!

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On the blue sea.

The three people in Wanshiwu were fighting with each other and splashing sea water. The leader Zai was forced to wear a swimming ring and float among the crowd, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

—he was considering the possibility of running back to Yokohama now, rushing to the roof of the port mafia and jumping off.

kill him.

The mental torture brought about by the three people in Wanshiwu was terrible.

Right now, Lida is swimming with Qianye Riji in a place a little far away. Qianye Riji just learned it not long ago, and Lida is correcting her posture.

Because the three people in Wanshiwu were too noisy, which affected the girls' training, they were driven here.

The leader Zai thought for a while and felt that it was unreliable to go back and jump off the building. It would be more realistic to find an excuse to get rid of the Wanshiwu, so he suddenly slipped down from the swimming ring.

"Number two!"

The three people in Wanshiwu noticed the empty swimming ring and hurried down to save people.

Although they all wore swimming rings, they actually knew how to swim, and they just thought it was fun to wear them, so they quickly rescued people ashore.

Qianye Liji noticed the chaos here, and hurried over with Lida to check the situation.

"What's wrong?" the girl asked worriedly.

At this moment, the leader Zai who was rescued was lying on the ground peacefully, his eyes were closed tightly, his face was slightly pale, and he looked really pitiful.

...he was pretending to be unconscious.

"As soon as we didn't pay attention, he let go of the swimming ring." Shimura Shinpachi explained, "But Ah Yin quickly rescued him."

"No. [-] seems to be in a coma, what should we do now?" Kagura asked.

"Then the only option is artificial respiration." Sakata Gintoki replied solemnly, "That's how drowning is saved."

The eyelids of the man pretending to be unconscious twitched.

——Do these people have common sense?It's not that drowning requires artificial respiration. I didn't see him breathing well!Just send him back to rest!

If he is guilty, please let the law punish him instead of sending these guys to torture him.

Lida noticed the movement of the leader Zai, and immediately understood that the other party was pretending to be unconscious, and at the same time guessed that the other party just wanted to get rid of the three people in Wanshiwu.

After all, that unrequited expression was too obvious.

She didn't expose the other party, but she didn't help the other party either, she just calmly acted as a crowd of onlookers.

"Then who's coming?" Qianye Liji looked anxiously at the crowd.

The three people in Wanshiwu looked at each other and began to blame each other.

Sakata Gintoki: "How can I, a big man, kiss a man, Kagura, come on."

Kagura: "This is my first kiss, come on, New Baji."

Shimura Shinpachi: "Ayin, you saved the man, so you should come."

None of the three of them wanted to do this, and finally they all looked at Qianye Liji who was waiting anxiously, and suggested in unison: "Then the young lady should do it."

"I can't, I won't, and this is not my Dazai-san." The girl waved her hands in a panic.

"Anyway, it's Dazai Osamu, so it doesn't matter if I kiss you." Sakata Gintoki said indifferently, "At worst, we'll keep it a secret for you."

"No, no." The girl still shook her head.

Then everyone looked at Lida who was watching the show again, Lida shook her head resolutely, "I won't."

"Saving people is the most important thing, so why don't we try finger-to-hand games?" Kagura suddenly suggested at this moment, "The loser should give artificial respiration to No. [-]."

Chief Zai: "..."

Do these people actually know that saving lives is important?

Knowing that saving people is the most important thing to do is to guess punches. The time delay is enough for him to die a few times, and he really doesn't need artificial respiration.

The leader Zai's heart was broken, and then he began to hesitate whether to "wake up" directly or continue to pretend to be in a coma.

If he chooses the former, there is a high probability that he will continue to face the torture of the three people in Master House, and there is a low probability that he will be allowed to go back to the villa to rest.

If he chooses the latter, there is a high probability that he will eventually be found to be breathing normally and not need artificial respiration, and then sent back to rest, but there is also a small probability that he will actually be artificially resuscitated.

Forget it, let's see the situation first.

He thought about it and finally decided to see who would give artificial respiration.

——If it's Qianye Liji, he won't suffer if he is really kissed. If it's those guys from Wanshiwu, he should wake up.

The four of them started guessing fists. During this period, there were also cheating and cheating. It took a long time to decide on the final candidate.

Chief Zai: "..."

If he really wasn't breathing, he would have been cold by now.

Qianye Liji was the unlucky one who was selected. She felt very embarrassed, but after all, she wanted to save the other person, so she really planned to give the other person artificial respiration.

The girl took a deep breath and slowly approached the other party.

Seeing this, Lida was a little hesitant to stop her, but just as she was about to speak, she saw someone coming not far away.

——It is Osamu Dazai of this world who has come over.

Osamu Dazai saw his girlfriend approaching himself in the parallel world from a distance, his heart skipped a beat, and he quickly called out, "Xiao Liji."

Qianye Liji froze, looked up at the other party, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Mr. Dazai."