The black-bellied old man is completely broken

"Ah, teacher...don't want to..."

"No, why don't you have the courage to write if you have the courage to read?"

Wang Qian glanced at the excited eyes in the classroom, lowered his head and whispered: "Contraception, medicine..."

The whole class burst into laughter.

The teacher was about to explode: "Contraceptives? If there were contraceptives in ancient times, you might be a chromosome in the universe, right? What are you thinking every day? Have you got a girlfriend? I heard that last week, A female classmate in the next class was found to be acting extremely indiscreetly, causing extremely bad influence in the school! Tell me honestly, what did you do this week? Did you do it?"

A chromosome in the universe...

Does it mean that it is not my turn to be reincarnated as a human being? I really deserve to be taught Chinese!

Hey, it's a pity that I'm so old, it's impossible for a girlfriend to have a girlfriend, and it's impossible to have a girlfriend in this life.

Retorted timidly: "Teacher, I didn't..."

"No? She also asked for a week off. What a coincidence? You don't have to attend this class, just stand outside! Also, ask your parents to come to my office tomorrow!"

After finishing speaking, the head teacher fiercely threw him out of the classroom!

A few misty clouds flowed across the blue sky, like Ji Gu Liangcheng's far-reaching and charming eyes.

Why did you think of him?

Wang Qian stood at the base of the wall looking up at Lan that day, waved away the wolves that filled his mind, and began to think about how to get his own father to come to school.

When he was a child, he was sent to his grandmother's house for foster care, but when he was in junior high school, his grandmother went west to seek Buddhist scriptures and Buddha. As a last resort, the Wang family had to take him back. Staring and exclusion were inevitable, especially the stepmother and younger brother. He was like seeing cancer cells.

As for his own father, it was even more difficult to meet him than face Ji.

Now the phone is also lost, and I still can't remember my father's number. I only have to go back to Wang's house, and I don't know if I can see him.

When he was anxious, he suddenly saw Ji Yun from the next class sneaking out from the back door, walking with his waist down to the window, probably skipping class again.

Ji Yun is a model among the sophomore truant students. His grades are extremely poor, he likes to chase after stars, and he is a brainless chasing the kind. He and Wang Qian are also known as the Martian duo.

It means that the behavior of both of them is beyond the comprehension of normal human beings.

"Ji Yun, what are you doing?"

Wang Qian grabbed him by the collar.

"Shh!"

Ji Yun made a silent gesture while pulling him away, and only let go when he walked to the playground. Wang Qian straightened the coat that he had pulled away, a little rough: "Are you skipping class again?"

Ji Yun's stature is about the same as his, with fair skin and rosy skin, a small face, shallow dimples when he smiles, slightly round eyes, and a cute and delicate appearance: "Qianqian, will I take you to play tricks?"

"Playing tricks? What are you doing? Filming?" Wang Qian was curious.

"Of course I won't be filming anymore, but Brother Hao will be filming in Linjiang Park. Well, I heard that extras are scarce for the entire production crew. As long as we go to play tricks, maybe we can get in touch with Brother Hao!" Ji Yun looked very excited Excited.

"What brother Hao, I'm not interested at all." Wang Qian didn't want to go.

"No way, you don't even know Brother Hao? Dong Lihao, uh, a big star! He's the best actor!" Ji Yun couldn't believe it.

Wang Qian was about to turn around: "I won't go, I want to go back to class."

"Hey, what class do you still have to study after being punished to stand? Come with me!"

"No."

"There is money to be made!"

When Wang Qian heard that he was rich, twinkling stars popped out of his eyes: "Really?"

"Well, I heard that extras pay 50 yuan for a performance, but if you help me get in touch with Brother Hao, I will give you 500 yuan personally, and I will give you all the money I earn, okay?" Ji Yun seemed to need it A teammate, even a pig will do.

500 yuan!This is a huge amount for Wang Qian, who only earns 1000 yuan a month as a part-time job in a pizza restaurant.

Without even thinking about it: "Okay, deal."

The two soon came to Linjiang Park and got the costumes to enter the set.

An old-fashioned wooden boat is parked by the river, and it was shot in a movie from the period of the Republic of China. Dong Lihao plays a decent person who is hunted down by bad guys, escapes from the boat, meets Hua Shao, a son of a rich family, and is rescued on the shore.

Wang Qian and the others are going to act as passers-by on the shore. The villain will throw a bomb and just fall to the ground and pretend to be dead when they hear the explosion.

In order to get in touch with Dong Lihao from a distance, Ji Yun pushed a small cart with props to the shore closest to the boat. Both of them changed into coarse linen clothes, straw hats on their heads, and a few cabbages on the cart, acting as vegetable farmers.

Ji Yun whispered as he walked: "You will see clearly later, he is absolutely handsome, the most important thing is that after he falls to the ground, if you block me, I can use my mobile phone to take a close-up photo of him! "

Wang Qian wanted to scratch his head, but also thought that the straw hat would fall off if he grabbed it, and it would not be good to spoil the atmosphere. Just as he was about to ask him how to stop it, he saw the boat shout and drop a firecracker!

When Wang Qian was a child, he was thrown firecrackers by his half-brother. He felt shadowed and yelled: "Damn!"

Pounced on Ji Yun, only heard the loud "Boom!" in the ear, followed the director and kept shouting: "Ka Ka Ka!"

The director walked towards them with a loudspeaker: "What's the matter with you two? Is it the mantra of the Republic of China?"

Pointing to Wang Qian again: "What are you doing? You sacrificed your life to save your teammates? You stole the limelight, what else is the protagonist doing? Didn't the scene manager tell you that you fell down when you heard the explosion, the explosion! "

Ji Yun hurriedly grabbed Wang Qian and apologized to him: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry director, give us another chance."

Seeing his sincerity, the director tapped Wang Qian's straw hat: "What about you? Do you understand?"

Wang Qian didn't want to spoil Ji Yun's interest, so he nodded quickly: "Understood!"

The director turned back to the camera and called action.

Wang Qian and Ji Yun returned to the starting point, pushed the cart and walked towards the boat, whispering as they walked, "Ji Yun, don't go that far, I'm afraid of firecrackers."

"What's so scary about the explosion?" Ji Yun only stared at the boat.

"When I was a child, my stepmother's child threw firecrackers under my bed, and I almost got blown up, so I was afraid..."

"what!"

Ji Yun screamed: "Then is your egg still there?"

"Kakkaka!"

The director yelled again: "What's your name?"

At this time, the actor who was about to enter the stage with a small amount of money couldn't help it. He was a young man with a white face, and said coyly: "This kind of extra is not needed! Waste my time!"

The scene manager hurried out, apologized to him first, and then explained: "Director, if you don't use it, there will be no one left. There are few extras here!"

The director had no choice but to hold back, told them not to speak, and opened it for the third time.

The third time was finally passed smoothly, but Ji Yun deliberately fell down in the middle of the road in order to photograph Dong Lihao, and Wang Qian had no choice but to fall with him in order to cooperate with him.

The protagonist flew out, a high-quality man with a [-] total attack type, and stepped on the ground with his feet unbiased, just stepping on Wang Qian's fleshy little palm, with a creak, the pain made him almost scream, but he didn't want to be clicked four times , I can only grit my teeth and hold back!