The actor's petite little crying bag is fried again

"Crossing the Twelve Nights" Variety Show Crew Gathering Place"

A black nanny car slowly approached from around the corner.

"Here we come, the car is here..."

The director of the show, Mu Qifeng, looked excited, and he repeatedly called out to the live broadcaster to follow up the filming: "Hurry up, hurry up, aim."

While talking, the black nanny car came up and stopped.

A moment later, the car door was opened, and a pair of straight long legs stepped out from the back seat, followed by a tall man's figure appearing in the camera of the live broadcast room.

[Ahhh...it's really Xi Huaizhen! ! ! ]

[This man, he really went on a variety show for his wife, I want a man who loves his wife so much! ]

In the nanny's car, Fu Xiuzhu was drowsy, his face was rosy and shiny, but his whole body seemed listless, like a kitten whose strength had been drained.

After seeing Xi Huaizhen get out of the car, he slowly stood up from the seat, but his sore legs made him unable to stand still, and he fell back to the seat directly.

In this way, his mind was actually a little clearer.

Thinking of the man's domineering and unrestrained demands, he looked into the other's eyes, showing a bit of sadness.

Didn't it mean that I found a common topic with my "friend", forgot him for a while, and didn't let him get out of bed for two whole days!Beast!

As if seeing through his inner thoughts, the corners of Xi Huaizhen's mouth slowly curled up, and said in a slow voice: "If Master is not feeling well, I can ask the program team for a leave of absence, and go home with you to have a good rest."

Hearing the word "rest", Fu Xiuzhu felt his scalp go numb, and he got up and got off the car.

However, he was not able to get out of bed for two whole days. His legs were so weak that he almost trembled. As soon as he reached the car door, he fell forward because he couldn't stand firmly.

So, this scene appeared in the live broadcast room:

After the tall and handsome man got out of the car, he looked at the car with gentle and affectionate eyes, and then, a thinner figure with ponytails rushed towards the man from the car, the man gave a doting smile, and then hugged him firmly .

[Ahhh, mom asked me why I knelt and licked my screen! ! ]

[As long as I have one breath left, the flag of Mrs. and Mrs. Pearl will never fall, beat me to death! ! ]

Fu Xiuzhu fell into the man's arms with a touch of sandalwood, and before he had time to complain, he caught a glimpse of almost a full circle of people around him out of the corner of his eye.

His expression froze, and his face began to turn red to the base of his neck. Finally, after meeting Bai Yijin's teasing gaze, his whole body became familiar in an instant. He quickly pushed Xi Huaizhen away, straightened his waist, and stood at attention.

That appearance, as if she wanted to separate herself from the man, felt inexplicably happy.

[Hahaha……]

[Haha, is the little bamboo so cute? ]

"Hahaha, welcome Actor Xi and Fu Xiuzhu to the meeting place at the first stop of our journey through Twelve Nights!"

Mu Qifeng strode forward, looking at Xi Huaizhen and Fu Xiuzhu's bright eyes, as if seeing the rising ratings, his face almost burst into a smile.

Xi Huaizhen nodded slightly at him.

That indifferent look was completely different from when he was facing Fu Xiuzhu.

On the other end, Bai Yijin, who arrived at the gathering place one step ahead of them, walked over to look at Fu Xiuzhu up and down, and winked at him: "Oh, it seems that my mistress has not affected the 'happy' life of your husband and wife. .”

This sentence is obviously satirizing the black people on the Internet for pouring dirty water on them.However, Fu Xiuzhu heard another meaning, and his face, which was already flushed, suddenly flushed another degree.

Isn't it just happiness?In the past two days, his "sex. Fu" has been broken!

Bai Yijin couldn't help poking his blushing cheek with her hand, and laughed loudly: "Why didn't I realize you were so shy before?"

Fu Xiuzhu gave her a blank look, annoyed: "There are still many things you don't know!"

Bai Yijin smiled: "For example?"

Xi Huaizhen interjected expressionlessly: "For example, he barely slept last night..."

"Ahem..." Fu Xiuzhu coughed violently.

Bai Yijin: "...?"

Xi Huaizhen's light-colored eyes lightly swept around the crowd present, and slowly added: "Because we have to record a program today."

Everyone: "..."

[Director group: I believe in your evil!Guest: This joke is a bit cold!Hahaha]

[So I barely slept last night, what are you doing? ]

[Because we are going to record a show today! /dog head]

There are a total of six guests on the show, except for Xi Huaizhen and Fu Xiuzhu who arrived last, the other four are two men and two women.

Women: Bai Yijin, Xia Yitong.

Male: Yu Shen, He Xingu.

Except for Bai Yijin, the other three are all newcomers who have just stepped into the entertainment industry. Facing a heavyweight like Xi Huaizhen, they are unavoidably cautious. Seeing that he is not as difficult to get along with as they imagined, they are almost relieved , the smile on his face became more real.

It is said that actor Xi Gao Leng cherishes his words like gold, but he didn't expect a cold joke to warm up the scene. Mu Qifeng secretly rejoiced, and took the opportunity to announce: "All the guests have arrived, so it's time for us to choose a partner, everyone look there. "He said, pointing in a direction.

Everyone looked at it, it was a mountain.

However, Mu Qifeng smiled, turned his gestures, and pointed to a small river at the foot of the mountain.

"Ahem, we have a total of six guests, in groups of two and two, and then please use your wisdom to cross the river as soon as possible and reach the foot of the opposite mountain. Whoever arrives first will be the first to choose the partner you are most satisfied with. "

Fu Xiuzhu narrowed his eyes slightly, and saw several rows of bamboo rafts docked by the river, and beside the bamboo rafts was a gray-haired old man who was taking a nap.

Obviously, these bamboo rafts should belong to him.

On this end, Mu Qifeng said without haste: "Of course, for the sake of fairness, we can't trade with money. We need to rely on wisdom."

[Oh, the program team is trying to make trouble?I thought they would directly divide Mr. Xi and Xiaozhu into a group]

[By the way, this can't be traded with money, so is it possible to get rid of your face?Hahaha]

On this end, after Mu Qifeng announced the program rules, Bai Yijin rushed to the old man first, "Hi, great man, I have something urgent to cross the river, but I don't have any money, can you help me?"

The old man looked her up and down, and then glanced at the pat behind her, just when Bai Yijin thought he was going to agree, he shook his head: "No way, I have to collect money here, eight yuan for acquaintances, you Give me ten dollars and I'll take you there."

Bai Yijin: "..."

[Laughing to death, eight yuan for an acquaintance, ten yuan for Xiaobai = failure to brush face!Hahaha]

At this end, Xia Yitong's three newcomers also tried their best to ask the old man to take them across the river, but they were all refused by the old man without exception.

Seeing that none of them crossed the river successfully, Fu Xiuzhu touched his chin, and turned his eyes to a few arm-thin bamboos that were discarded on the ground not far away, his eyes began to brighten little by little.

He ran over to hug two of the bamboos, ran back to Xi Huaizhen, and looked at him provocatively: "Mr. Xi, Bibi?"

As early as when he saw him picking up the bamboo, Xi Huaizhen knew what he wanted to do. Hearing this, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, "Okay." Then, he stepped forward and picked up two bamboos.

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help being curious.

Bai Yijin: "Little Zhuzi, what are you guys doing here?"

Fu Xiuzhu smiled mysteriously: "You'll know in a while." Then, he turned his gaze to Xi Huaizhen and raised his chin at him.

Xi Huaizhen chuckled, and then put one of the bamboos in his hand into the river.

Not to be outdone, Fu Xiuzhu threw a bamboo into the river.

Everyone didn't know why, and in the next second, they saw a bamboo in their hands, stepped on the bamboo in the water as if they were walking on the ground, and then waved the bamboo in their hands to the water, and the bamboo under their feet carried them "咻" He jumped out at once.

Because it was too sudden, the two followers behind them didn't react at all, and after reacting, they didn't have the ability to step on the bamboo to cross the river, so they could only watch helplessly as the two gradually drifted away with the bamboo.

Under the sun, the two silhouettes on the river rush forward, like a pair of fairy couples standing on the water, walking on the water, the picture is very visually impactful.

"Fuck!" An exclamation came from the program group, and it was directly transmitted into the live broadcast room.

[Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck]

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]

[Ah! !is this real?Are you sure this isn't a martial arts series? ]

[Two followers: How the hell did I get there? ]

[Laughing, fly over, hahaha]

[Fuck, Dad, don't be in a daze, hurry up and follow, I can't see clearly! ! ]

On the shore, Bai Yijin and the others were all dumbfounded.

They were on the scene, which was more shocking than netizens watching through the live broadcast room, and goose bumps appeared on their bodies in an instant.

After a long while, Bai Yijin came back to her senses and screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

On the river, Fu Xiuzhu looked at the man who was always on the same level with him, and couldn't help pouted slightly: "Do you not love me anymore?"

Xi Huaizhen paused, and his eyes deepened: "What did Master say?"

Fu Xiuzhu looked at him sadly: "You are bullying, if... If you hadn't been 'bullying too much' these two days, I would definitely be faster than you now! You see, I am almost on the verge of losing my footing!"

Xi Huaizhen's eyes fell on his slightly open neckline, where a half ring of tooth marks could be faintly seen.

As a "punishment" for neglect, that was his masterpiece last night.

Xi Huaizhen's Adam's apple was slightly slippery, and he tapped the water surface lightly. His body floated up slightly, and landed firmly on Fu Xiuzhu's bamboo. Then, with his big hand, he wrapped Fu Xiuzhu into his arms and pressed it against his neck, whispering: " It's all because Master is too charming, this disciple wished he could always be fused with Master and never be separated."

The man's warm breath sprayed beside his ears, Fu Xiuzhu shook slightly, his cheeks were slightly stained with red, "You...you are glib."

Xi Huaizhen lifted his chin and chuckled: "Then...does Master like it?"

Fu Xiuzhu: "..."

"Huh?" Xi Huaizhen moved closer to his lips, and gently stroked his lips, "Does Master like it?"

For a moment, Fu Xiuzhu felt that his legs seemed to be getting softer. He blinked his watery eyes and shouted in embarrassment: "I like it, just like it... um..."

The unfinished words were swallowed by the man's mouth.

The images of the two of them were completely invisible in the live broadcast room at this time, but their voices were clearly transmitted into the live broadcast room through the radio clipped at the neckline.

[Which one can tell me, what does being unsteady have to do with bullying too much? ]

[Is the previous brother an adult?Think about barely sleeping last night! ]

[Master? ?Apprentice? ?So it turns out that Teacher Xi is so good at playing?What happened to the sudden embarrassment? /cover face]

[Why have you gone quiet?What about the sound?Teacher Xi ate? /dog head]

[Fuck!Trash program group, I want to watch the screen! ! ]

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