The actor's petite little crying bag is fried again
Chapter 22: The Shameless Ghost
At noon, it was clear that the sun was shining just a moment ago, but when Fu Xiuzhu and Xi Huaizhen both stepped into the barren hills in the southern area, it turned into dark clouds and a windy wind.
Stepping into the top of the barren mountain, before Fu Xiuzhu had time to see clearly what was going on, he felt a disgusting stench coming from the left side.
Since his right hand was held by a man, he raised his left hand without thinking, and swung it across with a slap.
"Snapped……"
With a crisp sound, a touch of pink quickly flashed out of the corner of his eye.
Dingqing looked.
Not far away, there was a… little girl dressed in pink that reached his knees on the ground not far away?Lie on the ground in a dog eating shit position.
Fu Xiuzhu was stunned for a moment, and saw the little girl get up suddenly, then turned around and looked at him resentfully, the slap print on the right cheek was very eye-catching.
The next second, she began to cry heart-piercingly.
"Wow wow wow... I just want to ask for a hug, why did you slap me?"
"Why why why? Why are you hitting me? Am I not cute enough?"
She was crying and rolling all over the floor, if it wasn't for the yin energy on her body that was too strong to be ignored, Fu Xiuzhu would have thought that she was just an ordinary baby.
"You villain, why did you hit me? My pretty face was ugly by you, you pay me back, you pay me back soon!"
Seeing her slapstick-like behavior, Fu Xiuzhu pinched his nose in disgust, and asked the man beside him, "Hey, is this an evil spirit? It stinks."
As soon as he finished speaking, the little girl's crying stopped abruptly. She stared at Fu Xiuzhu with rounded eyes, as if she was angry, her small chest swelled up and down, that pretty little face, followed by The bulge gradually became twisted and bloated, as did her body and limbs.
"Snapped……"
With a crisp sound, there was a gap between her eyebrows, from which small lumps of pink mucus continuously leaked out.
As soon as the mucus came out, the stench became ten times stronger, and Fu Xiuzhu felt dizzy in his head, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he couldn't help retching.
It's... so smelly!
Seeing this, Xi Huaizhen's face changed slightly, and he quickly put on a black mask on him, "This is a special mask made by the Ministry of Death, which can isolate the desire poison of ghosts."
After putting on the mask, the stench that made people dizzy and couldn't help vomiting disappeared immediately.
Fu Xiuzhu took a heavy breath, he felt alive, but when he looked up, the man's face was empty.
He was slightly taken aback, "Mr. Xi, you... gave me your mask?"
Xi Huaizhen's sharp eyes stared at the little girl who was already bloated like a tumbler, and her voice was extremely calm: "I'm fine."
Fu Xiuzhu didn't know what Yugui was, and he didn't know what the power of Yugui was. Seeing that his face was calm and seemed to be all right, he felt relieved.
He turned his head to look at the little girl who was getting more and more swollen, and was really disgusted again, "This stinking thing is really disgusting."
"Do you dare to say that I stink? Do you dare to say that I am disgusting?" The little girl's voice was extremely sharp at this time, and it sounded like it could penetrate the eardrums. "They all say that I am the most fragrant and the most beautiful, but you actually Dare to say that I stink? Say that I am disgusting?"
With that bloated and disgusting appearance, coupled with such a sharp and piercing voice, any timid person would have been so frightened that his legs would go weak and he could not speak.
however……
Fu Xiuzhu couldn't help shaking, he felt goosebumps all over his body, he looked at the man beside him: "Mr. Xi, can I smoke this ugly thing, and come out with disgusting things? "
It was such a coincidence that when he spoke, a black glow flickered in the void next to him, and two figures, one tall and one short, came out of it. After listening to his words, the two figures trembled, turned around and wanted to return Run through the portal that didn't dissipate completely.
Fu Xiuzhu had sharp eyes, "Hey, stop!"
The two figures paused and turned around slowly.
Fu Xiuzhu squinted his eyes. Isn't this the tall and short guy who provoked Teacher Xi in the hospital and was beaten up by him?The bruises on both of their faces hadn't fully healed yet.
"It's you!"
The tall man twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly: "What a coincidence."
"Yes, yes, what a coincidence." The short man glanced at his held hand, then at the man holding his hand, flattering: "You two have such a good relationship."
Fu Xiuzhu looked at the unlucky appearance of these two, rolled his eyes, and gradually bent his eyes: "You... are also here to catch evil spirits?"
Looking at his smiling face, the tall and short man shuddered inexplicably, "Yes... yes."
Fu Xiuzhu's eyes were almost curved into crescent moons, and he pointed at the little girl, "Since that's the case, why don't you guys get rid of this stinky thing first?"
The tall and short man was startled by his "deja vu" words when he first arrived, and he hadn't had time to observe the surrounding environment at all. Hearing what he said, he looked along his fingertips.
"Desire ghost—!"
After seeing what it was, the eyeballs of the tall and short people almost popped out, and the two of them took a big step back, the fear on their faces could be seen by anyone who wasn't blind.
Fu Xiuzhu was a little astonished, these two dared to provoke their master, yet they were so frightened by such a small thing?
"What happened to the ghost?" He couldn't help asking.
The tall man looked at the little girl who was still growing, and the cold sweat dripped from his forehead, "Time is always urgent, so let's stay away from each other first, shall we?" While speaking, both he and the short man quickly Wearing the same mask on his face.
The short man looked at Xi Huaizhen with an empty face in shock, "The ghosts specialize in sucking human desires for a living, but their own strength is not strong, and the terrible thing is that they explode themselves at every turn."
The tall man quickly took over the words, "They especially like to hide in places where humans can't see, secretly peeping at humans'... bed love, and because they are born with the desire to suck humans, so when they blew up, their desire for poison, It has a very strong..." He considered his words, and said euphemistically and vaguely, "...to add to the fun."
"Enjoyment effect?" Fu Xiuzhu was at a loss and didn't understand at all, "What amusement effect?"
Xi Huaizhen glanced at him lightly, and said in a cold voice without any emotion, "It's like aphrodisiac/medicine."
Like, similar, aphrodisiac, medicine?
The man's deep voice slowly echoed in his mind, Fu Xiuzhu was stunned for a moment, and his face suddenly turned red.
How, how could there be such...shameless ghosts?
When he looked at the little girl again, the disgust in his eyes increased, "Then is she blowing herself up now?"
Ever since he saw the little girl, the tall man's eyes had never left her. Hearing this, his lips trembled a little, "Yes... yes."
Seeing that Fu Xiuzhu was still unmoved, he couldn't help persuading him: "Let's leave quickly? Otherwise, it will be too late."
Stepping into the top of the barren mountain, before Fu Xiuzhu had time to see clearly what was going on, he felt a disgusting stench coming from the left side.
Since his right hand was held by a man, he raised his left hand without thinking, and swung it across with a slap.
"Snapped……"
With a crisp sound, a touch of pink quickly flashed out of the corner of his eye.
Dingqing looked.
Not far away, there was a… little girl dressed in pink that reached his knees on the ground not far away?Lie on the ground in a dog eating shit position.
Fu Xiuzhu was stunned for a moment, and saw the little girl get up suddenly, then turned around and looked at him resentfully, the slap print on the right cheek was very eye-catching.
The next second, she began to cry heart-piercingly.
"Wow wow wow... I just want to ask for a hug, why did you slap me?"
"Why why why? Why are you hitting me? Am I not cute enough?"
She was crying and rolling all over the floor, if it wasn't for the yin energy on her body that was too strong to be ignored, Fu Xiuzhu would have thought that she was just an ordinary baby.
"You villain, why did you hit me? My pretty face was ugly by you, you pay me back, you pay me back soon!"
Seeing her slapstick-like behavior, Fu Xiuzhu pinched his nose in disgust, and asked the man beside him, "Hey, is this an evil spirit? It stinks."
As soon as he finished speaking, the little girl's crying stopped abruptly. She stared at Fu Xiuzhu with rounded eyes, as if she was angry, her small chest swelled up and down, that pretty little face, followed by The bulge gradually became twisted and bloated, as did her body and limbs.
"Snapped……"
With a crisp sound, there was a gap between her eyebrows, from which small lumps of pink mucus continuously leaked out.
As soon as the mucus came out, the stench became ten times stronger, and Fu Xiuzhu felt dizzy in his head, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he couldn't help retching.
It's... so smelly!
Seeing this, Xi Huaizhen's face changed slightly, and he quickly put on a black mask on him, "This is a special mask made by the Ministry of Death, which can isolate the desire poison of ghosts."
After putting on the mask, the stench that made people dizzy and couldn't help vomiting disappeared immediately.
Fu Xiuzhu took a heavy breath, he felt alive, but when he looked up, the man's face was empty.
He was slightly taken aback, "Mr. Xi, you... gave me your mask?"
Xi Huaizhen's sharp eyes stared at the little girl who was already bloated like a tumbler, and her voice was extremely calm: "I'm fine."
Fu Xiuzhu didn't know what Yugui was, and he didn't know what the power of Yugui was. Seeing that his face was calm and seemed to be all right, he felt relieved.
He turned his head to look at the little girl who was getting more and more swollen, and was really disgusted again, "This stinking thing is really disgusting."
"Do you dare to say that I stink? Do you dare to say that I am disgusting?" The little girl's voice was extremely sharp at this time, and it sounded like it could penetrate the eardrums. "They all say that I am the most fragrant and the most beautiful, but you actually Dare to say that I stink? Say that I am disgusting?"
With that bloated and disgusting appearance, coupled with such a sharp and piercing voice, any timid person would have been so frightened that his legs would go weak and he could not speak.
however……
Fu Xiuzhu couldn't help shaking, he felt goosebumps all over his body, he looked at the man beside him: "Mr. Xi, can I smoke this ugly thing, and come out with disgusting things? "
It was such a coincidence that when he spoke, a black glow flickered in the void next to him, and two figures, one tall and one short, came out of it. After listening to his words, the two figures trembled, turned around and wanted to return Run through the portal that didn't dissipate completely.
Fu Xiuzhu had sharp eyes, "Hey, stop!"
The two figures paused and turned around slowly.
Fu Xiuzhu squinted his eyes. Isn't this the tall and short guy who provoked Teacher Xi in the hospital and was beaten up by him?The bruises on both of their faces hadn't fully healed yet.
"It's you!"
The tall man twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly: "What a coincidence."
"Yes, yes, what a coincidence." The short man glanced at his held hand, then at the man holding his hand, flattering: "You two have such a good relationship."
Fu Xiuzhu looked at the unlucky appearance of these two, rolled his eyes, and gradually bent his eyes: "You... are also here to catch evil spirits?"
Looking at his smiling face, the tall and short man shuddered inexplicably, "Yes... yes."
Fu Xiuzhu's eyes were almost curved into crescent moons, and he pointed at the little girl, "Since that's the case, why don't you guys get rid of this stinky thing first?"
The tall and short man was startled by his "deja vu" words when he first arrived, and he hadn't had time to observe the surrounding environment at all. Hearing what he said, he looked along his fingertips.
"Desire ghost—!"
After seeing what it was, the eyeballs of the tall and short people almost popped out, and the two of them took a big step back, the fear on their faces could be seen by anyone who wasn't blind.
Fu Xiuzhu was a little astonished, these two dared to provoke their master, yet they were so frightened by such a small thing?
"What happened to the ghost?" He couldn't help asking.
The tall man looked at the little girl who was still growing, and the cold sweat dripped from his forehead, "Time is always urgent, so let's stay away from each other first, shall we?" While speaking, both he and the short man quickly Wearing the same mask on his face.
The short man looked at Xi Huaizhen with an empty face in shock, "The ghosts specialize in sucking human desires for a living, but their own strength is not strong, and the terrible thing is that they explode themselves at every turn."
The tall man quickly took over the words, "They especially like to hide in places where humans can't see, secretly peeping at humans'... bed love, and because they are born with the desire to suck humans, so when they blew up, their desire for poison, It has a very strong..." He considered his words, and said euphemistically and vaguely, "...to add to the fun."
"Enjoyment effect?" Fu Xiuzhu was at a loss and didn't understand at all, "What amusement effect?"
Xi Huaizhen glanced at him lightly, and said in a cold voice without any emotion, "It's like aphrodisiac/medicine."
Like, similar, aphrodisiac, medicine?
The man's deep voice slowly echoed in his mind, Fu Xiuzhu was stunned for a moment, and his face suddenly turned red.
How, how could there be such...shameless ghosts?
When he looked at the little girl again, the disgust in his eyes increased, "Then is she blowing herself up now?"
Ever since he saw the little girl, the tall man's eyes had never left her. Hearing this, his lips trembled a little, "Yes... yes."
Seeing that Fu Xiuzhu was still unmoved, he couldn't help persuading him: "Let's leave quickly? Otherwise, it will be too late."
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