The actor's petite little crying bag is fried again
Chapter 18: I want to drink
After systematic "guidance", Fu Xiuzhu quickly learned how to use the new mobile phone he just got, and successfully mixed into the "Huaishan" fan group.
At this moment, he was looking at the group photo albums, pictures of men in prosperity and beauty, and was so greedy that he swallowed.
System: "It's useless to look at these, you have to go to his super chat."
"I think it's very useful." Fu Xiuzhu solemnly saved the photos one by one in his phone, feeling very happy. "I didn't know that the owner was much more beautiful than I imagined, even if I didn't look at these."
system:"……"
He sneered: "It seems that you like these photos more than real people?"
Fu Xiuzhu shook his head vigorously: "How can that be? Nothing can replace the position of the master in my heart." That's what he said, but he still solemnly kept all the photos.
After a pause, he asked casually, "What is that super talk you said?"
The system is expressionless: "First of all, you have to apply for a Weibo."
Following his instructions, Fu Xiuzhu opened the application page, filled in the information, and finally paused at the name item.
He was a little distressed, "What's the name?"
"The little bamboo of Immortal Huaizhen?"
system:"……"
"The little bamboo that Immortal Huaizhen loves the most?"
system:"……"
"Immortal Huaizhen's favorite..." Fu Xiuzhu's eyes lit up: "Immortal Huaizhen's favorite big baby!"
system:"……"
He couldn't help it anymore, "Can't you come up with something a little more creative? Or something more reserved?"
Fu Xiuzhu pouted slightly: "I think this is very creative. I am the only one in this world who knows that the master was once a fairy, and I am indeed the master's favorite big baby."
system:"……"
He gave up persuading, "That's fine, as long as you like it."
I almost forgot that this person is not only a fan, but also an antique!
After Fu Xiuzhu applied for Weibo, he first followed Xi Huaizhen, and after finding that there was really nothing to explore in his Weibo, he clicked on the other person's chat.
#哥哥同人站#
[The smell of meat is overflowing: Don't be too flirtatious with the tsundere ex #link]
[Gao h: Gentle brother pampers hard #link]
【High-energy car: Iceberg old attack is a bit scumbag#link】
[Xiang Xiangxiang: Grumpy bodyguard don't mess with me #link]
……
Fu Xiuzhu: "...?!!!"
After the system's science popularization two days ago, he is no longer the pure and ignorant little bamboo. Why do these "unserious" things appear in the master's super chat? !
Indignantly, he rowed down vigorously, and as he rowed, he suddenly stopped.
【Nine Hair Ropes#Link】
Nine hair ties?He couldn't help touching the light green hair rope hanging on his shoulders.
The master just bought him nine hair ties two days ago...
Out of curiosity, he clicked on this link.
[At night, the man held the newly purchased nine hair ropes in his hand, and his low voice was irresistibly tempting: "Baby, close your eyes." As he spoke, the man picked out a hair rope and tied it Hold the boy's eyes.
Immediately afterwards, two hair ties were tied around the boy's wrists and ankles, and then the boy's clothes were rolled up, revealing the beauty inside that was comparable to a work of art.
The boy whose eyes were tied noticed what he wanted to do, and his body trembled slightly: "Brother, you...you lighten up."】
Fu Xiuzhu:! ! ! ! !
He was shocked, so the hair rope can be used like this?
Then... the master bought him so many hair ropes, is it for this reason?
No no no, impossible!He shook his head vigorously. The master was always serious, no matter how he thought about it, it was impossible to do such... unscrupulous things.
The system sneered: "You don't understand that, do you? The more a man shows off on the surface, the more coquettish he is in private. If you don't believe me, try it?"
Fu Xiuzhu turned his head and thought for a while: "No, I have known the master for so long, and he has always been indifferent and serious, so he would not do such indecent things."
As he said that, he was a little shy and frustrated: "I hope the master means that, but it's really impossible."
system:"……"
After Fu Xiuzhu finished speaking, he suddenly seemed to remember something, quickly took out his mobile phone, and typed with his fingers.
System: "What are you doing?"
"I want to ask them how they can sleep faster...cough to catch up with the master."
While speaking, Fu Xiuzhu had already edited the post, he took a deep breath, and then sent it very solemnly.
[How can I catch up with my master quickly and accurately? 】
Xi Huaizhen's number of fans is at the ceiling level in the circle, and Chaohua's attention will naturally not be small. Not long after Fu Xiuzhu's post was posted, some people started to comment.
"Master? This title is inexplicably exciting. Don't be cowardly, the landlord, just go directly!"
"My master is my favorite, I will directly add +1"
"Go directly to +11111111"
"Go directly to +111111111111"
"Go directly to +1111111111111111111"
Fu Xiuzhu was a little dumbfounded.
Immortal Huaizhen's favorite baby replied: "It's not right to go directly!"
"Tsk, if it's not right, just change it to a more tactful way. There's nothing that one bottle of wine can't solve. If there's anything, it's two bottles!!"
"Hahaha, get drunk directly, perfect"
"Drunk Perfect +1"
"Drunk Perfect +11111"
"Drunk Perfect +111111111"
Fu Xiuzhu's eyes lit up, that's right, why didn't he think of this method?
It's said in the scriptures that it's normal for this man to do something when he's drunk, but if the master is drunk and something happens between him and the master, as long as he wakes up and doesn't admit that he has other thoughts, won't it be fine?
Perfect +1! ! !
Xi Huaizhen was given a big vacation by Song Qingfang these few days, and instead of going to the set, she only gave a crash course in acting to Crying Bao Jing at home.
Kui Baojing learned very quickly, and in less than three days he had learned something well, and he was very satisfied with this.
Since tomorrow is NO.15 and he has to use the crying package to "charge", he cooks a table tonight and treats it as "paying the electricity bill".
"Tomorrow NO.15, if there is no accident, I will become an ordinary person."
At the dinner table, Xi Huaizhen put the shelled shrimps in a bowl and handed them to the other side, with a normal look on his face and said: "If possible, I hope you will stay with me every step of the way."
"okay."
Hearing the absent-minded answer from the other side, he tapped on the table lightly with his fingers: "What are you thinking?"
Fu Xiuzhu blurted out: "Wine!"
Seeing the man on the opposite side frowning slightly, he realized that he accidentally said what was in his heart, and quickly added guiltily: "I...well, I want to drink."
He looked at the man carefully, and his soft voice was inexplicably pitiful, "Is it okay?"
Xi Huaizhen's deep eyes turned on his tender little face that seemed to be able to pinch water, and for a long while: "How old are you?"
Fu Xiuzhu thought for a while, "Ten thousand?"
Xi Huaizhen: "..."
Seeing his expression, Fu Xiuzhu quickly changed his words, "...five thousand?"
Xi Huaizhen was expressionless.
Probing: "Three thousand?"
Poker face.
"one thousand?"
Poker face.
Fu Xiuzhu took a deep breath, "Five hundred!" It couldn't be less, and he still hasn't cultivated spiritual consciousness yet!
Xi Huaizhen looked away as if nothing had happened, and said in a flat tone, "The wine is in the refrigerator."
At this moment, he was looking at the group photo albums, pictures of men in prosperity and beauty, and was so greedy that he swallowed.
System: "It's useless to look at these, you have to go to his super chat."
"I think it's very useful." Fu Xiuzhu solemnly saved the photos one by one in his phone, feeling very happy. "I didn't know that the owner was much more beautiful than I imagined, even if I didn't look at these."
system:"……"
He sneered: "It seems that you like these photos more than real people?"
Fu Xiuzhu shook his head vigorously: "How can that be? Nothing can replace the position of the master in my heart." That's what he said, but he still solemnly kept all the photos.
After a pause, he asked casually, "What is that super talk you said?"
The system is expressionless: "First of all, you have to apply for a Weibo."
Following his instructions, Fu Xiuzhu opened the application page, filled in the information, and finally paused at the name item.
He was a little distressed, "What's the name?"
"The little bamboo of Immortal Huaizhen?"
system:"……"
"The little bamboo that Immortal Huaizhen loves the most?"
system:"……"
"Immortal Huaizhen's favorite..." Fu Xiuzhu's eyes lit up: "Immortal Huaizhen's favorite big baby!"
system:"……"
He couldn't help it anymore, "Can't you come up with something a little more creative? Or something more reserved?"
Fu Xiuzhu pouted slightly: "I think this is very creative. I am the only one in this world who knows that the master was once a fairy, and I am indeed the master's favorite big baby."
system:"……"
He gave up persuading, "That's fine, as long as you like it."
I almost forgot that this person is not only a fan, but also an antique!
After Fu Xiuzhu applied for Weibo, he first followed Xi Huaizhen, and after finding that there was really nothing to explore in his Weibo, he clicked on the other person's chat.
#哥哥同人站#
[The smell of meat is overflowing: Don't be too flirtatious with the tsundere ex #link]
[Gao h: Gentle brother pampers hard #link]
【High-energy car: Iceberg old attack is a bit scumbag#link】
[Xiang Xiangxiang: Grumpy bodyguard don't mess with me #link]
……
Fu Xiuzhu: "...?!!!"
After the system's science popularization two days ago, he is no longer the pure and ignorant little bamboo. Why do these "unserious" things appear in the master's super chat? !
Indignantly, he rowed down vigorously, and as he rowed, he suddenly stopped.
【Nine Hair Ropes#Link】
Nine hair ties?He couldn't help touching the light green hair rope hanging on his shoulders.
The master just bought him nine hair ties two days ago...
Out of curiosity, he clicked on this link.
[At night, the man held the newly purchased nine hair ropes in his hand, and his low voice was irresistibly tempting: "Baby, close your eyes." As he spoke, the man picked out a hair rope and tied it Hold the boy's eyes.
Immediately afterwards, two hair ties were tied around the boy's wrists and ankles, and then the boy's clothes were rolled up, revealing the beauty inside that was comparable to a work of art.
The boy whose eyes were tied noticed what he wanted to do, and his body trembled slightly: "Brother, you...you lighten up."】
Fu Xiuzhu:! ! ! ! !
He was shocked, so the hair rope can be used like this?
Then... the master bought him so many hair ropes, is it for this reason?
No no no, impossible!He shook his head vigorously. The master was always serious, no matter how he thought about it, it was impossible to do such... unscrupulous things.
The system sneered: "You don't understand that, do you? The more a man shows off on the surface, the more coquettish he is in private. If you don't believe me, try it?"
Fu Xiuzhu turned his head and thought for a while: "No, I have known the master for so long, and he has always been indifferent and serious, so he would not do such indecent things."
As he said that, he was a little shy and frustrated: "I hope the master means that, but it's really impossible."
system:"……"
After Fu Xiuzhu finished speaking, he suddenly seemed to remember something, quickly took out his mobile phone, and typed with his fingers.
System: "What are you doing?"
"I want to ask them how they can sleep faster...cough to catch up with the master."
While speaking, Fu Xiuzhu had already edited the post, he took a deep breath, and then sent it very solemnly.
[How can I catch up with my master quickly and accurately? 】
Xi Huaizhen's number of fans is at the ceiling level in the circle, and Chaohua's attention will naturally not be small. Not long after Fu Xiuzhu's post was posted, some people started to comment.
"Master? This title is inexplicably exciting. Don't be cowardly, the landlord, just go directly!"
"My master is my favorite, I will directly add +1"
"Go directly to +11111111"
"Go directly to +111111111111"
"Go directly to +1111111111111111111"
Fu Xiuzhu was a little dumbfounded.
Immortal Huaizhen's favorite baby replied: "It's not right to go directly!"
"Tsk, if it's not right, just change it to a more tactful way. There's nothing that one bottle of wine can't solve. If there's anything, it's two bottles!!"
"Hahaha, get drunk directly, perfect"
"Drunk Perfect +1"
"Drunk Perfect +11111"
"Drunk Perfect +111111111"
Fu Xiuzhu's eyes lit up, that's right, why didn't he think of this method?
It's said in the scriptures that it's normal for this man to do something when he's drunk, but if the master is drunk and something happens between him and the master, as long as he wakes up and doesn't admit that he has other thoughts, won't it be fine?
Perfect +1! ! !
Xi Huaizhen was given a big vacation by Song Qingfang these few days, and instead of going to the set, she only gave a crash course in acting to Crying Bao Jing at home.
Kui Baojing learned very quickly, and in less than three days he had learned something well, and he was very satisfied with this.
Since tomorrow is NO.15 and he has to use the crying package to "charge", he cooks a table tonight and treats it as "paying the electricity bill".
"Tomorrow NO.15, if there is no accident, I will become an ordinary person."
At the dinner table, Xi Huaizhen put the shelled shrimps in a bowl and handed them to the other side, with a normal look on his face and said: "If possible, I hope you will stay with me every step of the way."
"okay."
Hearing the absent-minded answer from the other side, he tapped on the table lightly with his fingers: "What are you thinking?"
Fu Xiuzhu blurted out: "Wine!"
Seeing the man on the opposite side frowning slightly, he realized that he accidentally said what was in his heart, and quickly added guiltily: "I...well, I want to drink."
He looked at the man carefully, and his soft voice was inexplicably pitiful, "Is it okay?"
Xi Huaizhen's deep eyes turned on his tender little face that seemed to be able to pinch water, and for a long while: "How old are you?"
Fu Xiuzhu thought for a while, "Ten thousand?"
Xi Huaizhen: "..."
Seeing his expression, Fu Xiuzhu quickly changed his words, "...five thousand?"
Xi Huaizhen was expressionless.
Probing: "Three thousand?"
Poker face.
"one thousand?"
Poker face.
Fu Xiuzhu took a deep breath, "Five hundred!" It couldn't be less, and he still hasn't cultivated spiritual consciousness yet!
Xi Huaizhen looked away as if nothing had happened, and said in a flat tone, "The wine is in the refrigerator."
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