Did the snake king's little phoenix fall off his horse today?

Because he didn't know how long he had been away, Hua Yufei lost his backpack again, so he immediately took Chen Baixu back to his oddball shop.

I thought I would see Hua Xiaoshu and Ouyang who were guarding the store, but when I entered the store, I found that the store was empty.

Hua Yufei: "..."

He clicked his tongue, "Did these brats go on strike and play while I was away?"

Chen Baixu glanced at the small shop, and said in a low voice, "Maybe I have received other commissions to handle errands."

Hua Yufei paused, thinking it was impossible.His broken shop often fails to receive commissions for three to five months. Even if they receive commissions, what can those children do?

Thinking about it this way, Hua Yufei picked up the landline phone on the counter and dialed the number of his assistant Hua Xiaoshu.

His mobile phone was in the backpack at the beginning, but the backpack was lost. The poor Snake King said that he would not be able to afford such an expensive high-tech product as a mobile phone for a while.

The call was quickly connected, and Hua Xiaoshu's joyful screams followed: "Brother Fei, you are finally back!!!"

Hua Yufei took the phone away, "Tsk, why are you so excited?"

Hua Xiaoshu complained: "Brother Fei, you have been away for so long, Ouyang and the others thought our store was going to close."

Hua Yufei raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure it's Ouyang and the others, not you?"

Hua Xiaoshu: "..."

He laughed twice and changed the subject: "Brother Fei, where do you think we are now?"

"Don't mention anything else for now, tell me first, how long have we been away?"

"Brother Fei, are you testing my IQ?"

Hua Yufei snorted without emotion, "It's fine if you think so."

Hua Xiaoshu: "..."

Hua Yufei: "Stop talking nonsense, how long?"

Hua Xiaoshu quickly said: "Five months!"

"What?" Hua Yufei was surprised, "How long do you think we've been away?"

"Five months," Hua Xiaoshu said, "Brother Fei, you don't even know how long you've been away?"

Hua Yufei: "..." If he knew, he would ask a fart!

In fact, he had already thought that the time in the derivative world was different from the real world, but he didn't expect that the real time had passed so long.

At this moment, there was a noisy movement from Hua Xiaoshu's end, and then Tang Yu's and Su Lin's helpless voices came:

"It's started again. It's been a month. Is it over?"

"What are these things? If you are sick, go to the doctor..."

There are four shop assistants in Hua Yufei's store, Hua Xiaoshu, Tang Yu, Su Lin, and Ouyang Yuxi.

Hua Yufei tapped the counter with her fingertips, and asked lazily, "What's wrong? Where are you?"

Hua Xiaoshu said anxiously: "We are in Changxi Fugui Community, Brother Fei, come and take a look."

Hua Yufei glanced at the man next to him, "Consignment?"

"That's right, Brother Fei, after you went to Cangmu Mountain, we received another commission. Anyway, it's a long story, you go first... hey... what are you doing..."

Hua Xiaoshu's words stopped abruptly, and the call was hung up.

Hua Yufei frowned, and dialed again, but it was already impossible to get through.

He put down the phone, "Little Phoenix, you..."

"I'll go with you." Chen Baixu interrupted him.

Hua Yufei looked at him and raised her lips: "Then let's go."

Half an hour later, the two came to Fugui Community.

Previously, Hua Xiaoshu only said that she was in this community, but she didn't mention the specific buildings and floors. In addition, there was an uncle guarding the gate of the community, so it was really not easy for outsiders to enter.

Just when Hua Yufei was still thinking about how to sneak in, he saw Chen Baixu stepping forward with his long legs and walking straight in.

Hua Yufei: "...?"

He quickly followed, "Hey you..."

Before they finished speaking, the two stepped into the community, and the security guard at the door smiled and waved a gesture of invitation to them, "Thank you, both of you."

Hua Yufei was a little confused, and lightly tugged on the sleeve of the man beside him, "Do you know this man?"

The man shook his head, "I don't know."

Hua Yufei: "...Then what about him?"

Chen Baixu turned his head and blinked at him, with an innocent expression: "Probably he thought we were residents here."

Hua Yufei: "..."

After entering the community, two middle-aged aunts walked up to them.

"Hey, tell me, will he really dance this time?"

"Hey, how could it be possible to really dance? Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a riot for a month, and the whole community would know it. If this is my guy, I'll be ashamed to see people."

"Hahahahaha..."

"By the way, old man Wan is actually quite pitiful. He is old enough to have a son, but his daughter-in-law is a childless one. This trouble is normal."

"Bah, bah, he's the only one who is pitiful? If you want me to say, his wife is pitiful, it's fine if she can't have a baby, and she's going to be so troubled by a bad old man every day, it's just bad luck for eight lifetimes..."

……

The two walked away.

Looking at the backs of the two, Hua Yufei was thoughtful, and the hand hanging by his side was suddenly held.

He looked up at the man.

Chen Baixu looked indifferent, "Come with me."

The two walked for a while and came to the third building downstairs.

Hua Yufei looked up to the roof, and saw an old man with gray hair standing there crying with snot and tears.Faintly, he also heard a few familiar voices.

Hua Yufei paused, exchanged a glance with Chen Baixu, and the two quickened their pace and ran upstairs.

When the two came to the top of the building, they saw many familiar figures.

One of the men whose facial features were almost identical to his was said, "Old man, it's really too dangerous for you to do this. If there's anything we need, let's come down and talk about it first, okay?"

The old man cried: "There's nothing to say. I'm just such a son. It's okay to marry a wife who can't have children. He won't want to find another one. How can I see the blood of our old Wan family be cut off like this?" The son who has worked so hard to raise is disobedient, I can't live anymore, I can't live anymore..."

Another man who had the same long silver hair as Hua Yufei, who was as beautiful as a city and a country, was impatient: "Tsk, this man is a real man who is dedicated to his wife, how can you, an old man, instigate your son to be a scumbag? Let me tell you old man, if my son dares to half-heartedly, my legs will be broken by him!"

The old man continued howling: "I didn't ask them to divorce, I just asked him to find another woman to continue the incense for our old Wan's family..."

"Fart, old man, you've read the book for nothing, right? Bigamy is a felony. Didn't you tell your son to break the law? How can there be a father like you in this world?"

"Hua Yuqi," Hua Yufei's young father, Miao Yi helplessly tugged at the man who became more and more excited, "Can you say a few words less?"

Hua Yuqi looked noble and cold: "I'm just telling the truth, if that little bastard dares to change his mind, I will definitely break his leg!"

Miao Yi looked at him expressionlessly.

The two looked at each other for two seconds, Hua Yuqi's noble and glamorous expression gradually turned into aggrieved, "Is it wrong to dote on your wife? Miao Miao, you don't like me doting on you?"

Miao Yi: "..."

The old man who was choked one after another, looked at this and that, and was so angry that he even forgot to cry, "You... Are you here to persuade me, or to talk about love?"

"Hey, I advise you?" Hua Yuqi changed back to noble and glamorous in seconds, "Old man, do you know how many billions I can earn in a minute?"

"Of course, these are not important. What's important is that I managed to find time to live a two-person world with my daughter-in-law, but because of you, a wicked old man, everything is ruined. How do you settle this account?"

The old man was trembling with anger: "You...you..."

Hua Yuqi glanced at his watch, "Fifty minutes and 30 seconds have passed since you climbed there today. I said, do you want to dance? Hurry up and finish the dance so that my wife and I can go to dinner earlier."

The old man was shocked, "You... I'm about to jump off a building, do you still have the heart to eat?"

Hua Yuqi sneered: "Old man, do we know each other?"

The old man replied subconsciously, "I don't know."

"Since I don't know you," Hua Yuqi's face gradually turned cold, "Then what does your life have to do with me?"

Old man: "..."

Hua Yuqi stared at him, "Will you dance or not?"

old man...

The old man's eyes turned red, he glanced at the crowd present, he jumped back suddenly, and said loudly, "I won't jump anymore, I won't jump anymore..." Then he passed through the crowd and strode up to Hua Yufei who was still standing at the stairs.

He wanted to push him without even thinking about it, Chen Baixu's eyes dimmed, and he quickly pulled Hua Yufei into his arms.

Facing his cold gaze, the old man shuddered, snorted coldly in a bravado, and then strode down the stairs.

At this end, after Hua Xiaoshu saw Hua Yufei, he opened his arms and rushed over, "Brother Fei..."

After Hua Yufei avoided it with a look of disgust, he pulled Chen Baixu towards Miao Yi and Hua Yuqi, "Little Papa, why are you here, Papa Hua?"

Hua Yuqi slapped his head and covered his face and said: "You little bastard, you still have the nerve to say it? Where have you been in the past few months? You don't even call home! Do you know that Miao Miao eats less than half a bowl of rice every day because she is worried about you? Look at the dark circles under his eyes!"

"Also, can you find two reliable ones in your shabby store? Miaomiao and I made an appointment two days ago to relax and relax. You see, we are still wasting time here because of that old man... ..."

Hua Yufei: "..." This is my father whom I haven't seen for five months.

Miao Yi gave Hua Yuqi a white look, and said, "Don't talk to him, Zai Zai, he just has a stubborn mouth, but he actually misses you too."

Hua Yufei was a little helpless, Zai Zai was what he was called when he was a child, but the little dad didn't seem to realize that he had grown up, and he never changed his words.

Miao Yi turned his gaze to Chen Baixu, and then moved down to the two hands clasped together, with a bright smile on his face, "Little Phoenix, when will you be free to go home and have a meal with Zai Zai?"

Chen Baixu nodded with a gentle expression, "Okay, Uncle Miao."

Seeing how well-behaved the other family's son was, Hua Yuqi couldn't help but said to Hua Yufei: "You said that if you were half as good as Little Phoenix, Miao Miao wouldn't be worried all the time!"

Hua Yufei: "..." Opening his mouth and shutting his mouth is the little daddy, this is his Hua daddy.

Oh, wife slave.

Hua Yufei was expressionless: "Father Hua, why are you here?"

Be good little mermaid, open the door

The new book in the column [Little Mermaid, Be Good, Open the Door] has been opened, so cute, begging for a wave of collections! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Copywriting:

[Want to abduct Gong back home, the little stupid fish suffers from X pet fish Bingshan disabled boss Gong]

[Shuangjie, sweet pet]

Mo Xingyu, a mermaid, has a delicate body and a soft body, with natural supernatural power. With a single slap, he can slap three enemies bigger than him away. He beats up small admirers from one end of the deep sea to the other, but none of them can make him Take a fancy to.

On this day, he saved a human being. The human face was pale, but a red mole at the end of his eye was as beautiful as an arrow in Cupid's hand, and it shot at the tip of his heart.

Ah, I am not afraid that no one will touch the tail of the fish during the estrus period!

Yan Linxun, a human being with long legs and a humanoid air conditioner, was betrayed by a friend during a mission, his tendons were severed and thrown into the sea, while all his teammates died.

After being rescued and woke up, Yan Linxun couldn't make a sound with his vocal cords, and also suffered from severe insomnia. As long as he closed his eyes at night, he could hear the sound of explosions and the screams of his teammates.He thought that he would live in a world of guilt and darkness forever as a useless person, until the little mermaid broke into his life.

The little mermaid has a soft voice, cute and cute, and has a beautiful silver fishtail.Every day I would talk to him (talk to myself), make him happy (amuse myself), coax him to sleep (rub his bed), and sometimes ask him in a low voice when he was about to fall asleep and become unconscious: Sir, do you mind? Got a fish (boy) friend?

Start:

The little mermaid was pitiful: "Can I touch the fish's tail today?"

The man turned his head aside with a stern face.

later:

The man who was kicked out of the room coaxed with a broken voice that had just recovered: "Little Yuer, be good, open the door."

The little mermaid hugged the red and swollen fish tail and felt wronged: "No, men and women can't kiss each other!"

★Hands and hamstrings of the attacker will be healed.

★Shou can be beaten very much, and will change people. ? ?Absolutely sweet, not sweet, you hit me! ! !Give you sticks! ! !