The little husband raises the fool by farming

Sheng Yu had done it a few times before, so Shen Zishu also knew how to prepare, and obediently followed Sheng Yu to wash the vegetables.

Liu Lanfang picked the vegetables long ago and put them in the yard. They were all tender young cabbages, which most people would not bear to eat because they were too small.

But Sheng Yu loves to eat, so Liu Lanfang is also willing.

After washing the dishes, he laid out the fried crispy meatballs and put them on the table. Sheng Yu took out the big pot again. When he saw the pot, he thought of the time when he just came to this place before, and cried and cried for a pot. noisy.

He thought of that obedient child again, a little bit of arrogance, who would give him food and let him comb his hair.

Seeing Sheng Yu in a daze, Shen Zishu patted Sheng Yu lightly.

"Ah Yu, what are you thinking about?" During this period of time, the life of the Shen family has improved, and Shen Zishu has grown a lot taller. He doesn't look like a child at all, with a youthful temperament.

Sheng Yu shook his head and said, "I was thinking, if there is no tomato pot, would Zishu have hot pot!"

Shen Zishu also thought of his embarrassing moment, his ears turned red, and he ran back to the room without a trace.

Sheng Yu thought it was funny, Shen Zishu was sometimes like a big girl, for example... shy.

The thing is like this - at the beginning, the hot pot at home was always made spicy, and the whole family ate it to their heart's content. Shen Zishu couldn't eat spicy food, so he rinsed it with clean water.

Of course, this was ridiculed by Er Ya, in order to establish the image of a brother who is not afraid of anything, Shen Zishu bit the bullet and ate a red soup, his face was red from the heat.

Most importantly, he also... had diarrhea!This was ridiculed by Er Ya for a few more days.

After being beaten by Guohongtangguo, Shen Zishu never ate hotpot until Sheng Yu made tomato pot.

On the other side, Zhang Ergou, Cao Ergou and others were shivering from the cold.

"Brother Dog, do you think that girl's film is not a lie to us?"

The two dogs raised their heads together, and the younger brother immediately said, "Zhang Er, the dog!"

Zhang Ergou's nose was red from the cold, he rubbed his hands and said, "Wait a little longer, if we don't come again, we will go to their house to find her."

Cao Ergou said cowardly: "Brother Ergou, this is not good, his brother is a child!"

Zhang Ergou coaxed coquettishly: "What's the matter, next year I will also take the county examination, and then I will be a child."

Cao Ergou agreed on the surface, but secretly complained in his heart, how could it be possible for him and Brother Ergou to be admitted to Tongsheng.

"Brother Ergou, you are here!" Shen Erya ran over happily.

When she was still a few meters away from the people, Erya took a few steps back in fear, looking pitiful.

Zhang Ergou couldn't wait a long time ago, and ran to Erya in no time.

"How is it? Have you brought the food?"

Shen Erya nodded, then shook her head, with tears in her eyes;

Seeing the little girl's pitiful appearance, several people who play cats and dogs in the village also felt compassion, and came to care for Erya one after another.

Cao Ergou said softly: "Sister Erya, what's the matter? Tell me if you have anything to do, I'll help you!"

Erya looked at a few people timidly, and then said: "I went back and told brother Ayu, brother Ayu said that he could give me two lollipops, but there are several brothers here, brother Ayu said, as long as I can give two, otherwise I can only let you buy it."

Shen Erya timidly looked at the big grudges again, and trembled in fear.

Although these people were teasing cats and dogs in the village all day long, they didn't bully the little girl like that. These two girls were teary, and the boys were at a loss.

Cao Ergou persuaded: "Sister Erya, don't cry, can't we play with you? We don't want to eat."

Zhang Ergou also nodded, and Erya looked at the people in disbelief, and then said in surprise: "Really? Are you really willing to play with me?"

Several people nodded, and Shen Erya squeezed her small fist, then mustered up her courage and said: "Then if this is the case, I will definitely go back and steal some food for my brothers."

He whispered again: "Even if Brother Ah Yu beats me to death, it's fine, anyway, for the sake of my brothers, I'm not afraid of anything!"

With Shen Erya's round face, she looked at her brothers with sincerity.

These few seemed to have found some conscience, and they walked away to discuss for a while.

"What do you think?"

The younger brothers all said that they listened to the elder brother, and they chatted for a while.

Zhang Ergou and Cao Ergou walked towards Erya arrogantly, and then said in a voice so gentle that they could pinch water: "Sister Erya, you don't need to go back to steal things, we don't want it!"

A big man...Erya almost couldn't hold back this voice.

Fortunately, as a non-professional actor, Er Ya continued to perform the tricks very dedicatedly.

Shen Erya smiled and said, "Brothers, don't worry about me, I'm not afraid of being beaten."

Several people shook their heads, Shen Erya pretended to be sad, and then raised her head slightly: "Brothers, how about this, I'll go talk to Brother Ayu and ask him to give you a good deal, give you a discount!"

Cao Ergou exclaimed: "Hit...discount! Sister Erya, we didn't bully you, we can't let your sister-in-law hit us!"

Erya laughed loudly and said, "Brother Ergou, you are so stupid! A discount means cheap. For example, a [-]% discount means that the original price of ten yuan is only nine yuan, and a [-]% discount is the original ten yuan, but it is cheaper. Seven texts."

"Then if it is discounted by [-]%, is it three pennies?" Cao Ergou answered.

Erya nodded, "That's right, but it depends on the original price. This is the method that Brother Ayu taught me. Brother Ergou is awesome! Smarter than me."

Cao Ergou was praised, and his face was also full of joy.

Now it’s the Chinese New Year, these children’s family conditions are not bad, and they have money in their hands.

"But if I spend the money, my mother will scold me!" Zhang Ergou hesitated.

Erya shook her head, patted Zhang Ergou on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you are so stupid, then you should do something to make your mother happy!"

"Do you have a solution?"

Erya nodded and said, "Well, isn't it just the new year? Every family has to leave relatives. There is a small shop in our village, but there are no other places!"

"If you buy things in the canteen and ask your family to give them presents, it will definitely save face. In addition, when I go back and ask Ayu brother to give you a discount, it will be much cheaper. Your family will be happy to know."

"Brother Ergou, what she said makes sense! Not only can we buy food, but we can also take it home as a gift."

Zhang Ergou is the leader of this group of people, he nodded and said: "It's really good, that's it! You all go back to get the money, and gather at the gate of Shen's house later."

"Sister Erya, you should go home too. It's so cold, go back and warm up. I'll come find you later."

Erya nodded obediently, and the little bell on her head rang, and they all ran away and went back to their respective homes.

When Xiao Han saw the person leaving, he ran out and sighed.

"Argh, you are really smart! But why do you want me to hide?"

Er Ya knocked Xiao Han on the head: "You are stupid, I am a girl and they will definitely despise me, so it is useful for me to pretend to be pitiful, but you..."

Xiao Han said unconvinced: "Cut, I am also very good, okay, don't you believe that I will cry for you?"

After saying that, she started howling, Er Ya ran away in disgust, and the two of them fought and ran home together.

As soon as she arrived at the door, Shen Erya could smell the smell of hot pot.

"Wow! Did brother eat hot pot today?"

Shen Zishu nodded: "Where did you go wild again? Ah Han is also here."

Xiao Han called out obediently, "Brother Zishu!"

Shen Erya wandered around the table and nodded in satisfaction.

"Wow, it's all my favorite food. Brother Ah Yu really understands me."

Shen Zishu knocked on Shen Erya's head, and said with a smile, "Stinky girl, wasn't I preparing it? Why are you praising Ah Yu again? Little heartless."

Erya stuck out her tongue, and then ran to open the room where things were kept at home. This room is usually open, but Liu Lanfang thought that no one would come during the Chinese New Year, so she closed it.

Sheng Yu came out with the things and asked, "Erya, what are you doing? Let your mother get you what you want to eat. You messed it up, and you should be scolded again in a while."

"Brother Ah Yu, I have business to do! Go get busy and leave me alone!"

Sheng Yu shook his head helplessly, and he didn't know where the fierce little girl he had just come to see had gone. Now this little girl is just a coquettish monster.

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Zhang Ergou and Cao Ergou appeared at the door of Shen's house, and Zhang Ergou ordered.

"We'll go in in a while, don't mess around, let Erya sister be scolded, remember to say hello, you know? Don't make trouble for Erya sister."

Everyone else nodded, and Shen Erya came out when she heard the voice, "Brother Ergou, you are here, come in quickly!"

When they came to the yard, they felt uncomfortable, and when they saw Shen Zishu and Sheng Yu also greeted them stiffly, Sheng Yu was more uncomfortable than them when they did this.

Zhang Ergou, who originally boasted about Haikou and said that Tongsheng was something, also obediently behaved like a little quail, and said hello to Shen Zishu.

Xiao Han and Erya were busy greeting each other, Sheng Yu smiled lightly: "This little girl is smiling so happily, she must be holding back her anger."

Shen Zishu smiled helplessly: "Just let her go, as long as she is happy."

"Brothers, these are all for food. You can take whatever you like. I'll tell brother Ah Yu later, let him give you a cheap price!"

Everyone else looked at each other and started picking things out.

"This is popping candy. It's delicious and has many flavors. I like strawberry flavor the most." Cao Ergou looked at it again and again and said, "Sister Erya, I want one of these." "

He said embarrassingly, "I want strawberry flavor."

A big man likes strawberry flavor, and the packaging is pink, Cao Ergou is a little embarrassed, Erya pats Cao Ergou on the back.

"Brother Ergou, it's okay. It's not shameful to like strawberry flavor. My brother likes strawberry flavor."

Others couldn't believe it. You must know that Shen Zishu was also a role model for the children in the village before. ", become what people call a fool.

Under the staring eyes of several people, Shen Zishu's ears blushed calmly, and he quickly went back to the room.

But Erya is considerate, so she said: "Oh! Don't look at my brother, he is shy!"

The others came to their senses, and then laughed. It turned out that the young genius Shen Zishu also likes to eat strawberry-flavored lollipops.

"Erya, bring me five. I'll take them back for my mother to bring back to her natal home, and give them to my cousins. This is the favorite taste of children."

Others also asked for strawberry flavor, Shen Erya smiled so much that her mouth was crooked, it's so good!It's all money!

Several people bought a lot of things, Erya ran to Sheng Yu and said coquettishly: "Brother Ah Yu, these are all my good friends, can you give them a discount?"

Sheng Yu thought it was funny, how could this stingy little girl be so kind?So she followed her words and said, "How much discount did Erya say?"

"How about [-]% off?"

Sheng Yu thought it was funny, as expected of a stingy guy, the discount was so "big" that it could be ignored.

Sheng Yu reasoned: "But these things are at least tens of pennies, so I will lose money?"

Erya thought in her heart that she was indeed brother Ayu, whose acting skills were superb, but she still said coquettishly: "Please, brother Ayu, these brothers are all my friends, and we have a very good relationship."

Sheng Yu hesitated for a while, and then replied with heartache: "Okay, for your sake, but just this once!"

Er Ya nodded excitedly.Everyone else looked at Erya gratefully.

"Erya, how much is this [-]% discount?"

Shen Erya smiled happily: "That is, if you buy something worth [-] Wen, it will be [-] Wen cheaper!" Erya exaggeratedly compared a number of five.

Everyone else was shocked, and Cao Ergou said embarrassedly, "Erya, don't give us so much cheaper."

Erya shook her head: "No, no, aren't we friends? And Brother Ah Yu promised me, so I'll give you [-]% off."

Everyone else looked at Sheng Yu gratefully.

Cao Ergou's favorability value increases by [-];

Zhang Ergou's favorability value increases by [-];

Li Gouwa's favorability value increases by 25;

……

Sheng Yu's mouth was full of laughter, this is heaven's favor value.

In the end, they only spent more than 200 Wen in total. Erya said regretfully, "You bought too little, otherwise I could give you a cheaper price."

The others all looked at Erya gratefully, and said, "No need, that's enough."

Sheng Yu was still thin-skinned, knowing that the little girl had tricked someone, and taking her favor, he was a little embarrassed, and gave a few lollipops to a few people before leaving.

Didn't the favorability value increase again!

Cao Ergou's favorability value increases by five;

Zhang Ergou's favorability value increases by seven;

……

Erya sent a few people out with a smile, and they discussed bringing someone to Erya's house for shopping.

When I got home, Er Ya laughed and jumped up after closing the door, Xiao Han was also very excited.

"Erya, you are so smart. If I hadn't learned how to calculate a discount, I would have been moved by what you said about [-] yuan cheaper than [-] yuan!"

Er Ya patted Xiao Han on the shoulder, and said with a big brother's expression: "Follow sister Ya to have meat to eat, and learn from me in the future."

As a result, before the sister was happy for a few seconds, the powerful sister was grabbed by the ear of the even more powerful "sister's brother", and then--the "education of love" was carried out

Even in the yard, Sheng Yu could still hear "Sister Ya" promising that he would never show up in front of outsiders again, saying that his brother loved eating strawberry-flavored lollipops.

Sheng Yu started to cook the hot pot, and the fragrance wafted far away, and many people in the village could smell it.

When Erya went to call Liu Lanfang, the He family also asked what it was so delicious, and Liu Lanfang enthusiastically asked the He family to go to their house for dinner.

The He family has a simple population, just the old couple plus their son, daughter-in-law and grandson. Their second son is not at home. They were still trying to evade, but the children didn't know what politeness is, so they ran to the Shen family after smelling it.

Others also half-pushed and went.

The two families were having a lively time eating hot pot, and Sheng Yu even brought out a Coke, the bubbles in it stung He's boy's tongue until it hurt.

But when I asked him if he still wanted to drink, he clamored to drink again, which made everyone in the yard laugh.

Hearing the voice, the members of the Zhang family yelled at the wall: "If you have a little money, you will be frivolous, I'll bah!"

Zhang Xiaowa shouted: "Mother, don't our family eat meat during Chinese New Year? The one next door smells so good!"

The Zhang family happened to be angry, and when they caught Xiaowa, they just scolded... There is no taboo about short-lived ghosts and debt collectors.

Of course, the Shen family couldn't hear them, they were still eating hot pot happily, and the people in the yard ate until very late before leaving each other to go home to watch the new year.

Erya was already sleepy, falling asleep soundly, and it was also the sound of firecrackers in the middle of the night that woke her up.

Liu Lanfang made supper again, fed the little ones, and let them go to bed.

The author says:

"Guaiguaishu Diary" (this timeline is jumping, it's not written every day to love you)

Daddy took me to the mountains today, and I caught a little rabbit, and Daddy told me to raise it, but I sold it.Because other children in the village had hair flowers, but my sister didn’t. I sold the rabbit and bought hair flowers. Erya didn’t like it on the surface, but she wore it at night when she went to bed. I knew he liked it.

Today I saw Ah Yu talking to Erniu again, but they stopped talking when they saw me, so I decided not to talk to Ah Yu today.

In addition, I found strange and strange sounds, which I could hear sometimes.

For example, when I was with Ah Yu, sometimes I would hear Ah Yu scolding me.

But it's strange that others don't