The little husband raises the fool by farming

Sheng Yu moved uneasily, feeling something moving on his neck, Sheng Yu turned over impatiently.

The strength on the neck became stronger, Sheng Yu slowly opened his eyes, and then he became sober all of a sudden.

In front of him was a child wearing a scholar's robe, and the child's hands were still pinching his neck.

The child on the opposite side was also frightened, his eyes were dull and he smiled: "Daughter-in-law, you are awake!"

Sheng Yu closed his eyes and lay down on the bed again. After reading a novel yesterday, he had such a dream today. It was amazing.

Then he was woken up by the pain, and he turned his head to look.

There was a tattered quilt and a hard pillow, Sheng Yu couldn't believe it, he poked it lightly, it was real!

Sheng Yu took another look at the surrounding environment. The walls were made of mud, and there was a small window with torn paper. There were no clean tiles on the floor, but uneven mud.

Sheng Yu was stunned, his big and soft bed, his big house, where is this place!

Sheng Yu was desperate, he didn't seem to be dreaming, the little scholar next to him had already hid in a corner after seeing Sheng Yu's movements.

Sheng Yu noticed him, and now he had to figure out where he was.

The little scholar hid in the corner, clutching the only table tightly, which was missing a leg.

When Sheng Yu passed by, the little scholar was trembling all over, tears streaming out without money, his fair little face was extremely pitiful.

Sheng Yu raised his hand to wipe it for him, but the little scholar was shaking so badly, his voice was hoarse, and he cried out, "Daughter-in-law, don't hit me, don't hit me."

Sheng Yu was stunned, he didn't do anything, but the little scholar couldn't stop crying, Sheng Yu could only put his hands behind his back and gently coax the little scholar.

Finally the little scholar stopped crying, Sheng Yu wanted an emo, he just asked the little scholar's name, Shen Zishu, and asked his own name without giving up, still called Sheng Yu.

There is no other reason, he stayed up late yesterday to read a novel, the protagonist is called Shen Zishu, and what caught his attention was that the male protagonist's cannon fodder ex-wife had the same name as him.

This cannon fodder is the male protagonist's child bride, and the male protagonist's family treats him very well, but the cannon fodder pushes the male protagonist off the cliff and becomes a fool.

Then, he eloped with his lover with money. Of course, the cannon fodder's fate was also very miserable, and he was tortured to death by thousands of knives.

Sheng Yu looked at the whimpering little scholar without giving up, "What is three plus two minus five?"

The little scholar was confused with tears, and with tears in his eyes, he looked at Sheng Yu for no reason.

Sheng Yu slapped his head, this is an ancient man, how did he know any math problems, so he changed the question, "Which are the Four Books and Five Classics?"

The little scholar was stunned for a second, then looked at Sheng Yu's fierce look, held back his crying, and replied in a low voice: "University, Doctrine of the Mean, Analects, Mencius."

Sheng Yu asked again: "Then how old are you?"

"Ten years old!"

The little scholar lowered his head, his hair was a little upturned, and he looked very obedient.

Sheng Yu is relieved, the logic is clear, the speech is clear, and it is stable!It seems that the hero is not stupid, so he doesn't have a big gift package.The little scholar saw his daughter-in-law suddenly laughed, and became afraid again. The daughter-in-law kept hitting him, both when she was happy and when she was unhappy.

Sheng Yu raised his hand, the little scholar was ready to be beaten, but Sheng Yu pulled him up and hugged him, and said with emotion: "The hero, you are not stupid yet, it's great, let me hug your thigh! I From now on, I will definitely be for you, like a cow or a horse!"

The little scholar's mouth is O-shaped, what's the matter, the daughter-in-law didn't beat him today and hugged him, and then the little scholar ran away.

Liu Lanfang was lying in the room, and he fell ill after Shen's father's funeral. Shen Erya held a small bowl and persuaded his mother to drink. Liu Lanfang was relieved, but he had no energy.

After Shen's father left, the family owed a lot of money to treat Shen's father.

Originally, her natal family was poor, they didn't receive much gift money, and they didn't earn back the money for the banquet. In addition, Shen Zishu had to take medicine, so the family was really poor.

The room was empty, there was only one pot left in the stove, and the other dishes were taken away by his second uncle.

Liu Lanfang was originally a woman. When her husband died, his world collapsed, and Shen Zishu also had no hope.She also felt hopeless in life.

There was noise from the yard, and then Shen Erya and Shen Zishu were heard crying.

Sheng Yu bit the bullet and looked at it. He is a counterfeit now and really doesn't want to get in touch with people.But the noise outside was too loud.

Shen Erya hugged a pot tightly, it was indeed a pot, the ashes from the pot outside were wiped on her face, Shen Zishu sat on the ground crying, and kept saying things she didn't understand.

There were two other people Sheng Yu didn't know, a young man and an old man. Sheng Yu gave Shen Zishu a cold look, "What's going on?"

Shen Zishu knew how to cry when he groaned, and he didn't say why, and the little girl stared at him with a stubborn face.

The young man laughed heartily when he saw Sheng Yu. He thought the two brothers and sisters were a little troublesome, but now that Sheng Yu came out, he would take care of everything.

Second Uncle Shen frowned, thinking about getting something again, his expression changed instantly, "Nephew and daughter-in-law, our pot is broken, so I came to your house to borrow the pot."

Sheng Yu instantly knew what the relationship was, looked at the two cannon fodders in Wenli with a smile, and replied, "No."

He wants to hug the male lead's big thigh now, don't let these cannon fodder come to pick him up.

Uncle Shen and his son were about to go home with their things, but Erya Sheng couldn't grab the two adults, so she looked fiercely at Sheng Yu.

Sheng Yu raised his forehead: "Are you blind? I said no."

One must know that this is the only pot left in their house, not even the pots for decocting medicine.

In the original text, it was the disappearance of the pot, which caused a strong conflict between sister-in-law and sister-in-law, which was the trigger for the original body to sell her sister-in-law.

He can't do this now, he doesn't want to cut him into pieces, he wants to live well.

Shen Erya raised her head, forgetting to cry, showing a look of disbelief.

"Erya, take the pot back, our things can't be cheap for outsiders."

Shen Erya still looked dull, but Shen Zishu understood, and jumped to get the pot. He knows the pot, it can cook mush, and if the pot is gone, he won't eat mush.

Second Uncle Shen immediately yelled, "You idiot, do you want to be beaten?"

He didn't ask Sheng Yu's opinion as he spoke, and was about to run away with it, but Shen Zishu fell on his buttocks and lay down at Uncle Shen's feet all of a sudden.

Second Uncle Shen glanced at him in disgust, and was about to kick Shen Zishu away.

Shen Zishu was not a clay figurine either, so he just bit down on it, making Second Uncle Shen grin his teeth in pain. Before they could react, Shen Zishu ran behind Sheng Yu with the pot in his arms.

Second Uncle Shen was about to rush over to beat someone, Sheng Yu turned sideways and made Uncle Shen fall to the ground, and Shen Zishu took the opportunity to kick him.

During the disturbance in the Shen family, there were many people watching at the door, discussing a lot, some said that Second Uncle Shen was shameless, some said that Shen Zishu was disrespectful to his elders.

Aunt He on the opposite side was warm-hearted and sneered, "I don't know what kind of elder you are, but my brother came to fight the autumn wind before his bones were cold." No one spoke for a moment.

Seeing that there were more people, Sheng Yu threw himself on the ground, crying loudly, "I don't know what the rules are, my father-in-law left and my uncle came to get things."

Except for Shen Zishu, everyone in the yard looked at Sheng Yu with their mouths wide open. Sheng Yu cried louder and explained the matter clearly.

Soon a large number of people were ushered in, and the gossip in the village spread the fastest. After a while, everyone knew that Second Uncle Shen bullied his widowed sister-in-law and his silly nephew.

The stage is set up, and everyone is ready to watch the play.

Sheng Yu threw himself on the ground and howled, Shen Zishu also cried, louder than Sheng Yu, Sheng Yu howled dryly, then moved secretly, approaching Shen Zishu.

Then the two cried together, and Shen Erya couldn't hold back anymore. She cried with her brother and sister-in-law. They were crying happily. There were no people watching the theater outside, especially the intelligence organization in the village. They were still waiting to hear it. To spread it.

Then someone said, "Zishu his daughter-in-law, why are you crying, what kind of mother-in-law will decide for you after you tell me."

Sheng Yu raised his head slightly, looked at Uncle Shen and his son, then shuddered, hugged his husband and sister-in-law and sobbed softly.

After all, Sheng Yu didn't know anything when he first came here, and he made mistakes if he said too much, so the only way was to show weakness, and one cry could relieve a thousand worries, and besides, there were not one crying but three in their family.

Seeing so many people, Second Uncle Shen felt a little embarrassed. Looking at the crying people, he pointed and smiled at the villagers and said, "Xiao Yu, didn't you agree to lend the pot to the Second Uncle's house?" What are you crying for?"

Sheng Yu continued to cry, not listening to Wang Ba's chanting.

Uncle Shen went to pull Sheng Yu and the others, and as soon as he met Sheng Yu, Sheng Yu yelled that it hurt, then stopped his voice, and looked at Uncle Shen in fear.

Shen Zishu stopped crying and stared at Second Uncle viciously.

The people outside couldn't help it anymore. The Aunt He who was at the door was warm-hearted, she couldn't see her eyes, and said, "I said, Shen Er, your brother has only been dead for a long time, and you bully the widow and silly nephew. You are not afraid that your brother will come at night." Looking for you?"

As soon as Sheng Yu heard that there was a sensible person, he ran behind Aunt He with his husband and sister-in-law, still talking about being afraid.

Aunt He's sense of justice was greatly satisfied, she scolded Shen Er bloody, and left with her head down in desperation.

Seeing Uncle Shen left, Sheng Yu remembered that when he was reading books, Er Shen's family was blood-sucking bugs. On the day of Shen's father's funeral, they even took away the few rice from the family.

Sheng Yu spoke at this time, his voice was still full of anger, and he pulled Shen Erya out, "Erya, let's pass the blame to Second Uncle."

Uncle Shen felt much better when he heard that it was good, but he still had a cold face.Shen Erniu was also relieved in his heart, Xiao Yu was still looking towards him as expected.

Shen Erya couldn't believe it, and hugged the pot tightly.

Then Sheng Yu continued: "Anyway, our family has no more rice. The last bit of rice was not taken away by my second uncle on the day my father left, and our old hen was not taken away by my cousin because he said he wanted to make up for himself. gone."

With tears in his eyes again, he asked Shen Zishu worriedly, "Does your stomach still hurt? Is the second uncle's kick hard?"

Shen Zishu was dumbfounded, but Shen Erya was smarter, she secretly pinched Shen Zishu, and Shen Zishu burst into tears.

The people around couldn't hear it either, and came forward one after another, "His second uncle, this Zishu is your own nephew, he is now stupid, so why don't you bully him."

Uncle Shen was not to be outdone, and the two forces quarreled, and finally the village chief was alarmed, and Uncle Shen was asked to pay the Shen family [-] catties of rice.

Uncle Shen wasn't willing at first, but Sheng Yu said that he remembered that something was lost in his house, and he wanted to look for it again.

Of course, the things were taken by Uncle Shen, and Uncle Shen bit the bullet and admitted it with a guilty conscience.

After a while, Second Uncle Shen's family became famous for bullying his widowed wife and silly nephew.

When Sheng Yu took his sister-in-law to get it, Erya Shen wanted to take the old hen back, and Erya Shen was going to grab it.

Sheng Yu wept for a second, and her voice was too loud. Second Aunt Shen was afraid of attracting people's tongue, so after they left, she cursed her for her own life.

When Sheng Yu went home, he went to see Shen's mother, that is, Liu Lanfang. Liu Lanfang actually treated Yuanshen better than her own son and daughter, but Yuanshen was not a human being.

As soon as Sheng Yu saw the gentle and thin woman, tears came down, and he thought of his mother.

Sheng Yu smiled and told Shen's mother that he would live a good life in the future and would not be a demon again, which made Shen's mother's eyes red.

Shen Zishu is not afraid of Sheng Yu anymore, he follows Sheng Yu like a little tail, stands up and jumps up and down, very cute, the only shortcoming is that he is too thin, not good for rua.

Then, at dinner, Sheng Yu got a bolt from the blue, and the hero was so stupid that he couldn't escape with the big gift bag cut into pieces.

The only good thing is that other people don't know that the male lead is "he" being stupid.

In the afternoon, he was busy arguing, but he didn't hear clearly. Now, looking at the male protagonist's messy hair, his heart trembled.

Sheng Yu thought about what happened today. No wonder he woke up feeling uncomfortable in his neck. It turned out that the male protagonist had strangled his neck.

Sheng Yu dropped all the bowls, secretly looked at Shen Zishu, and found that Shen Zishu would have read it as soon as he picked up the dishes.

Sheng Yu's heart jumped wildly, "It's over for Barbie Q, he must have eaten too much, and the male protagonist despises him."

Then there was a voice, "Why does my daughter-in-law have to eat? Didn't he say before that you can grow taller by eating more vegetable paste? And why doesn't my daughter-in-law cook vegetable paste today for me and my sister to eat?"

Sheng Yu glanced at the people around him, but no one spoke.

Sheng Yu's heart is like a cat scratching, this is the hero, this is the future prime minister who kills without blinking an eye, this is a thousand cuts!

Then... Sheng Yu decided that he was going to run away.

The author says:

This article is about overhead history (focus);

The daily update is generally updated before nine o'clock (updated after coding);

In the early stage of raising cubs, Zhongtian (the two protagonists are 10 years old and their sister is 5 years old);

The limited writing style scolds the author for rebounding (if you love it, come here, if you don’t love it, don’t pester it);

Thank you for meeting and love everyone;

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"The Little Prince Just Wants to Farm"

Gu Tuan is the youngest prince in the God Realm, the proud son of heaven. An accident caused the little prince to go to the lower realm and become the canary of the great general Gu Changjue.

General Gu Changjue, with a cold heart and a cold face, killed countless people, making people respect him at a distance.

When we first met, Gu Changjue took a look at Gu Tuan, and (the little bald bird with only three hairs) cursed an ugly thing in disgust.

Everyone thought that the little canary would not survive more than three days.

Three days later - heard that Canary was still alive;

One month later - I heard that Canary has a home;

Three months later - I heard that the canary started to climb the bed;

Gu Xiaotuan relied on being coquettish and cute, and the most important thing was to help the big devil to heal his illness, and finally managed to climb into bed. What kind of bad thoughts can the little boy have? I worked so hard to climb into the bed, how about stealing some treasures? up.

The spiritual stone for cultivation is very good!Zai Zai likes it and hooks it into the nest.

Millennium Lingzhi, very good!Zai Zai stole it and made a small ornament;

Wannian Xianlu, very good!Zai Zai is thirsty, stew porridge and drink it!

The general with a big family and a big business, saw the little boy's nest... Forget it, change him to a bigger storage bag, it won't be able to hold it anymore.

The little prince works hard to make a living in the world, and becomes the favorite of the group by farming;

Tuantuan, do you want to eat the pastries that sister made?

Tuantuan, is the little flying car that grandpa made for you nice?

Tuantuan... Can you share some of your Tianshan snow lotus with me?

The little prince generously gave all kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures to everyone in the palace, "Take it to eat, you can also grow it! Tuantuan is working in the world, farming, and again, he was finally found by his brothers and sisters, of course he has to return Family, what kind of husband is a mess, what kind of wealth is not rare in the world.

The little prince has nothing to do, and is going to see his messy husband in the world.

I found that the little plants I worked so hard to plant were all bald;

All the treasures I worked so hard for are gone;

The little prince watched from the sky, so angry that he was dying.

I fell into a dream that night, and a small milk pot knocked over: "Stay! You thief, if you have the ability to bully me, bullying my (stealed) baby is nothing!"

Gu Changjue smiled beautifully: "Little guy, I found you!"

Tuantuan (scalp tingling): Shuan Q, Shuan Q, you got it wrong!

The next day, the Demon God of War returned and captured the helpless little prince.

Everyone in the fairy world is in danger... There will be no peace when the lunatics in the demon world come back.

As a result - the God of War in the Demon Realm smashed the small milk pot where His Royal Highness was cooking porridge... and emptied half of the Demon Realm.

Your Highness...whether you want it or not;

Everyone in the fairy world...you think you think!

Put an advance collection of "I'm Farming in the Field of Cultivation and Taking the Imperial Examination"

Qi Feng is a young genius. He was admitted to Tongsheng at the age of seven, and his journey went smoothly... Qi Feng felt that his life was complete, and he was about to lie down, but in the end he had a big embarrassment.

He crossed the book again, the last time he was so speechless was the last time, yes, Qi Feng is a modern person, the company is about to go public, the day before...he crossed over;

This time is fine, at least there is still a system, but...is it too late, he is in the realm of comprehension now, what is the use of the imperial examination system!

Everyone knows that Qingyu Immortal Venerable has three disciples;

The eldest disciple, Gu Yuan, is amazingly talented and a master of swordsmanship;

The second disciple, Liu Ling'er, is a rare spiritual planter;

And the little disciple... whoever knows how to read it every day is a waste material.

Everyone is the second disciple who praises Qingyu Immortal Venerable, stepping on the youngest disciple.

Until one day the rare treasure was found by the disciple;

"It's just a coincidence."

The three disciples of Qingyu won the championship;

"It's all about relying on my senior brother to lead me to fly"

In the eyes of everyone, Qi Feng is someone who relies on hugging his thighs until one day the gate of heaven opens.

"Normal...the eldest disciple of the Qingyu Immortal Venerable can ascend to the ascension."

Wait, how does that fairy look like that waste material.Is that ugly thing in his hand a spirit beast?

"I guess it's just flying up again, it's normal."

There are few spiritual plants in the cultivation world, and Qi Feng relies on his ancient farming skills and modern technology.

Plant eight-level god-grade radishes;

Grade nine white jade green vegetables;

Tenth grade peonies are also full of aura.

Everyone in the cultivation world...Qi Feng, do you think I still have a chance?

Qi Feng waved his hand, "Am I still useless?"

Everyone: "Of course not, we should button our eyes. Give us a hug from the boss."

Qi Feng smiled charmingly: "If you want something to eat, endorse it! For the exam, roll it up."

small theater--

In the crowd of a cultivator in the world;

"Brothers, I met Qi Feng today, and I also recited the Three Character Classic. He praised me for being smart."

"Brothers, I stumbled into Master Qi's class, and his voice is so gentle."

"Brothers, I have been admitted as a scholar, and Qi Feng personally presented the award to me."

Since then, the field of comprehension has caused a wave of imperial examinations.

Among the crowd of cultivators all over the world, there was a sudden piece of news, with an ugly profile picture.

"Master Qi said that he only likes me, and that I belong to him."

Then he was raped by the Internet until Qi Feng made an announcement;

"I'm going to get married, and I also @someone they just raped online, and I invite all the immortal friends to participate."

Author: "Does your face hurt?"

Everyone: "We are used to it!" Not to mention preparing gifts and going to dinner