The Return of the Hunter's Missing

As a result, the sequelae of being too excited is that I forgot that I actually slept in a pile of pink lace underwear with infinite puff sleeves and intricate patterns, so I rarely had nightmares.

This is an unbearable nightmare... First, Kuroro grabbed me and said I was his first love, and then Hisoka came in and pointed at me and said that I had to kill him with playing cards if I robbed his lover of the rotten little fruit Dropped, and then the lure of the knight ran out and said that I seduced their leader, and then Comrade Feitan crawled out and said that I had defiled his first night (!), and finally Il fans said that I was pretending to be his old sister, so Nails were scattered all over the ground, and they grabbed my neck... Immediately, I had difficulty breathing, could not speak, and couldn't move my hands and feet. When I looked up, I found that what I was holding was a handful of lace...

The next morning when I struggled to get up, I found that I was buried under the lace, what a real and painful dream... I was full of guts...

After silently bearing such a big blow, I got up strong. How could I, a woman trained on Meteor Street, be knocked down by such a dream!Although I really want to stay awake...

I twisted and twisted and finally got from my room to the hall where I had breakfast. Of course, I won’t mention the difficult process of getting lost. When I got to the living room, I was pleasantly surprised to find that Xibajiqiu was still there. , Ilmi Chiya is already sitting obediently at the table, and what makes me even more excited is that Kurt, who has never had a chance to see him, is also sitting there obediently in a small kimono. The three children of this generation poked somewhere, What is abrupt is the evolution history of exquisite dolls. Of course, no matter which era they are, they are super beautiful. ……What?You ask the eldest daughter of this generation?What the hell is that I've never heard of it.

So I tidied up the gothic skirt on the top of my clothes, and the lace around the wrists made my scalp tingle, but this is already the most normal thing in my room, otherwise I would have to come out naked Yes, what a bad influence.

Pidianpidian leaned over to Yier fans: "Good morning Yier fans~~" presented a gorgeous and flattering smile.

"Ah, good morning." Yiermi's indifferent attitude angered me, so I continued to turn to a certain silver-haired kitten I just met yesterday: "Hey, Qiya, hello~~"

"Good morning." Qi Ya replied me very draggingly, obviously I gave him too much impression yesterday.

I was helpless, and finally turned to Curt, who had been peeking at me from time to time since I came out, and I pretended to be good as soon as I turned my head: "That...Curt, right? .”

"Yes, my lord." Curt replied softly and very girlishly, his expression was not surprised at all, it seemed that everyone knew my name.

"Ah, you don't have to be so reserved." I hooked Curt's shoulders, and the dexterity of my hands and feet made all the Yier fans on the side look sideways: "It's enough to call me sister."

"...Yes, sister." Curt is obviously not used to being touched by others, but he didn't react when I did it just now, and now he has caught up with him. Since I am still his sister, I can't say much, so I can only let my little paw rest on his little shoulder.

Just as I was about to further flirt and strike up a conversation, a slender body like Xibashan and Kichu full of lace appeared at the door, so I pulled my hand back instantly Put it on your knees, the posture is the same as that of an elementary school student studying seriously.

After Xiba and Kiqiu served the table seriously, the legendary butler Wutong began to direct the servants to serve the dishes at a very fast speed, just like Wojin and Nobunaga robbing the dishes.

I slowly cut the steak on the plate, and then began to think, it is said that poison is put in the food of the Hakka people who beat the enemy. I took a glance, so I continued to cut the steak slowly, I dare not say anything else, my mother, I have been in Meteor Street for so long, and I have never eaten any expired, spoiled and mutated stuff. Just kidding, if it's just a general poison, I'll take it as a tonic, and the sight becomes more and more intense, because I've cut the steak for 5 minutes, forget it, the big deal is diarrhea or something, they can't look at me Die, so I raised my fork and swallowed it under the expectant (?) eyes of everyone, chewing. I suddenly looked painful and knocked on the table.

The corners of Yiermi's mouth twitched, Qiya blinked his cat's eyes, Kurt's fan stopped, Shiba's fork cut the plate, and Kiqiu's red wine stopped at his mouth.

With a painful face, I groped for the red wine and poured it in in one gulp, with a trembling voice: "Who made the steak, how can I eat it when it's medium-rare!"

"..." beat the enemy and the guests.

"..." Indus and the cannon fodder servants.

"..." The chef who was eavesdropping on the steak.

In the end, the first time I ate breakfast with everyone, the chef came in to apologize and changed to a medium-rare steak. Holding my hard-earned steak and gnawing on it, it would be great if this was One Piece. Sanji-san is both well-cooked and chivalrous. He is simply a typical example of the best husband in my mind, alas.Calmly complaining about the Shenma killer family's mental capacity is too bad, but it just made you speechless once, you look at the brigade and don't know how many times they have been petrified, and it's fine. (Everyone in the brigade: Who said it's okay, bastard!?)

After breakfast, I was very conscientious and did not dare to disturb Comrade Yiermi anymore. He was busy mobilizing Mrs. Xiaozheng, and returned to my room after more than half an hour alone. By the way, I don’t know if it’s accurate. According to the measured data, the displacement from the hall to my room is about 10 meters, and the distance is about 50 meters.

As soon as I returned to the room, I was so angry that I saw a mountain of lace dresses, so I became even more irritable, staring at them, and suddenly my thoughts were released, and a gorgeous dress was torn and twisted into a ball.

Huh?I was stunned for a moment, and then mobilized my thoughts again to turn to another skirt. After a sound of tearing brocade silk, it became a ball again.

This time I was completely stunned. Could it be that the steak has special abilities?Devil fruit! ?

The author has something to say: This chapter is a spoof, and the transition is transitional... In fact, Dadike and Shiki didn't expect it, how long has she been here!She doesn't eat!There is nothing in the rice! (Okay I admit I've gone crazy...)