[sherlock] It's mine, don't move!

Boeing 4000 at an altitude of 500 meters and [-] meters

At this time, the big detective was wearing a well-fitting handmade pure black suit with a dark gray woolen trench coat wrapped around his neck, and a dark blue woolen scarf was wrapped around his neck. The detective was squatting on the seat with his knees bent, his hands clasped on the window frame next to him, and he was looking out eagerly. His meticulous appearance was as vivid as when he was in the experiment at 221B Baker Street.Fortunately for John, he bought the middle class instead of the economy class, otherwise the genius curly head of the big detective might be stuck between the crowded seats and the luggage rack, like being hung on a bamboo pole. It's like a salted fish that can't move, I feel pitiful when I think about it~

And Sherlock didn't notice at all about his behavior of attracting the attention of everyone in the business class, oh~ even if he noticed, he didn't care.The stewardesses on the plane obviously stepped up their guard against Sherlock, and this overly obvious behavior of going back and forth between John and Sherlock's seats really made John unable to pay attention.John glanced at Sherlock who was pasted on the window next to him, and thought silently, these people don't think that Sherlock is going to sabotage or terrorist attack the plane, right?God knows Sherlock just wanted to observe the changes in the clouds at different heights!

"Sir, can you ask the gentleman next to you to stop this dangerous behavior? Otherwise, our crew will forcefully tear him off and put on his seat belt." A beautiful flight attendant in a blue uniform In the pantry where a bunch of stewardesses were pushing and shoving, I could only take everyone's expectations, muster up the courage, bite the bullet and stepped on the high-heeled shoes!Walking to where John and Sherlock were, the stewardess paused, then bent down and sat on the chairs facing each other, with a fashion magazine spread out on her lap, she looked down seriously, and occasionally reached out to open a page or two. In the ear of John on the page, said so.And what about the big detective at this time?He has already involuntarily changed his posture to tiptoes on the purple soft chair seat, his slender and bony hands are like two starfish-like suction cups, firmly stuck to the white cabin wall, and his face is already like a big cake It is tightly attached to the window glass of the plane, and the overall look is a bit scary, because at this moment, the big detective seems to be a black gecko hanging in mid-air, and the black and white color difference is quite eye-catching. human eyeball.

"Sherlock, did you hear that? The stewardess told you to get down and sit down!" John looked up and smiled at the stewardess embarrassedly. When he turned his head, the smile on his face disappeared immediately, just like the face changing in a Sichuan opera. Seriously, he said to the man who seemed to have cut off contact with the outside world and was still lying on the window of the cabin (although any expression seemed to have no effect on the big detective, but John still decided to put on an air in front of outsiders) and said a lesson.

"..." The big detective remained motionless.

"Sherlock, don't lie on the plane window all the time, do you hear me? There are no dead bodies, no deep well ice Moriarty, and no 'dead fisheye' Magnussen!" John clenched his fists. Only then can I control myself not to punch the sharp and handsome face of the big detective who has been jumping up and down on the seat like an ADHD child since getting on the plane.If possible, John would really like to change seats with someone else, can he pretend not to know this embarrassing 'old child'?Can the great detective be so different even if he takes a plane?

"This gentleman is Sherlock Holmes? My God, is it the consulting detective from Baker Street in London?" The flight attendant's tense face eased, and she turned to look at Sherlock Black Gecko Holmes with admiration, and then Looking down at John again, he said with a bright smile: "Then, you must be Mr. John Holmes, the assistant and partner of the great detective, right? I heard that you have already held a wedding banquet at the Langham Hotel in London. I wish you newlyweds." Happy~"

"Oh oh oh~ Thank you for your blessing." John showed a gentle smile, thanking the aggressive flight attendant for turning into a standard little fan.What is the rhythm of God's turning point?Should he praise his great detective for being so popular with the British people?The fan base is so extensive, and the popularity is so high that even when he goes out on a plane, the flight attendant in the cabin is also one of his loyal little fans.

"I am also a member of the 'Empty Coffin' club. You should know about 'Empty Coffin', right? I heard that you went to the headquarters on purpose last time. I happened to be flying in the United States and couldn't come back in time. It's a pity that it's been a long time, and now I finally see the two of you in real life. When you get off the plane, can you give me a photo together? It's best to sign your names on the photo. By the way, we have several stewardesses They are all loyal fans of Sherlock Holmes. If possible, take a few more photos and sign a few more, okay? I haven’t seen the front of Mr. Holmes just now, but he looks very similar to the photo on the cover of the magazine. It's different..."

Of course you can’t see the bottom of Sherlock. Since he got into the plane and sat down, he has turned his attention to the window, leaving only the back of his head with black curly hair. Who would know that he is famous just by looking at the back of his head? Big detective?It's not a see-through eye with special functions!

"John, don't make noise! ​​I'm busy recording data!!" Sherlock, who was lying on the window, waved a hand to John behind him, with a little impatience in his tone.

"..." Excuse me, which ear did Sherlock hear him chattering?He obviously didn't talk much, the stewardess standing next to him was talking endlessly, what did it have to do with him?What a shame!

"Mr. Holmes, although I adore you as a fan of 'The Empty Coffin', but as a qualified flight attendant, I still want to tell you, please don't lie on the window of the plane. It's dangerous!" Seeing that Sherlock had finally reacted a bit, the stewardess hurriedly educated Sherlock before John could speak.

"Who... are you?" Hearing the unexpected female voice, Sherlock was a little surprised. Because he maintained the same posture for a long time, his neck was a little stiff and he turned his head. Hearing the slight 'creak' sound John felt an unconscious toothache.Under the soft white light of the cabin, Sherlock blinked his green eyes slightly lighter than usual, looked down at John who shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and then turned to look up and down the The stewardess who spoke to him in a warning tone pursed her lips before asking with a puzzled expression.

At the same time, Sherlock cursed silently in his heart.How long have they been on the plane?According to the time in his mind, it will definitely not exceed half an hour. No, another woman with no eyes wants to hook up with his John?Is this because John's hormones are different or because these women are the most blind to see his living partner standing beside John?A former blond and blue-eyed military doctor, Susan, just left, and now there is another blond, blue-eyed, beautiful stewardess. God knows why John is so popular with 'blond' women?This is not the point, the point is that all these women think that Sherlock Holmes is dead? ! (Oh, for God's sake! Sherlock habitually and accidentally turned on the voice filter just now, so he didn't listen to the conversation between the stewardess and John at all, so he took it for granted. She was treated like a 'rival in love'.)

"...Mr. Detective, I am a member of your 'Empty Coffin' club. You can call me Mira. It is an honor for you to fly on the plane I serve. I think, wait until I meet you on the plane. Tell the club members in London about it, and they will be very happy, including Anderson. You know, everyone has always been deeply interested in all your affairs and whereabouts, and I think you should all have some experience." Mira was excited Said vigorously.But looking at the stewardess John, the faces of the two are not very good, oh ~ the "empty coffin" is not just a simple level of being "deeply interested" in their life and whereabouts, they have simply turned into The pervasive 'paparazzi', of course, is done under the premise of not disturbing their normal life, otherwise even if Sherlock and John don't get angry, McCoff won't allow it.You know, for the 'British Government', it's a piece of cake for the CIA to find some people to put in jail under some fancy name, isn't it?

"I mean, when you get off the plane, you can take a photo with some of our stewardesses and let me take back the 'empty coffin' for everyone to admire. You know, everyone in our club really likes you two. Yes." Mira asked Sherlock sincerely.A pair of big emerald green eyes were also 'flickering' full of pleading, and they kept lingering on Sherlock and John, making John's heart soften for a moment, and the big detective?Oh~ Please don't forget how 'high' Sherlock's EQ is!

"Don't worry, the two of us won't forget when we get to Las Vegas..."

"So, you've been talking nonsense for a long time, and it can be summed up in this sentence: I will sign a group photo with you after getting off the plane, right?" Sherlock interrupted John's words with a deadpan expression, and summed it up sharply.This sentence instantly choked Mira so that she couldn't say a word. Isn't that what she meant by nagging for so long?The problem is, she obviously talked so many words about promoting the 'Empty Coffin' club and worshiping him, why didn't the big detective mention it?

"Well, Mr. Holmes, I told you not to lie on the window of the cabin, did you hear that?" Mira said with a smile, and did not let go of the impolite words that the big detective just said. In my heart, the first thing that almost all Sherlock fan club members know about the big detective is that the character of the big detective Sherlock Holmes is absolutely annoying and unlikable. Don’t expect him to be kind to anyone. People speak what 'human words', except John.This notice was followed by a parenthesis which read: This notice has been confirmed by Minister Anderson and Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard.

"I'm observing the changes in the clouds outside. You must know that you can't have this kind of real experience in the laboratory. Of course, it would be better if I can drill into the clouds outside and feel it directly." Sherlock reached out and touched it. With his sharp and thin chin, his tone was very regretful.

"Sherlock, if you don't want to see the headlines on the front pages of newspapers in the entire British Empire tomorrow, 'The great detective Sherlock fell to his death because of curiosity about the changes in the high-altitude clouds', 'The great detective's body was found on the border'" Sherlock Holmeston Honeymoon trip to heaven' and other nonsense topics, just be good and sit in your seat, do you hear?" John reached out and patted Sherlock's black, fluffy curly hair without much force, and then Going down from the top of his hair, he directly turned the handsome face of the great detective, face to face, John stared at Sherlock's piercing eyes and warned.

"Mira, I will watch him. You can go to your business first. Don't worry, I will give you the autographed photo I promised to give you after you get off the plane." John waved his hand to Mira, persuading him.

"Then doctor, you should pay close attention to Mr. Detective, please." Mira nodded to the two and left contentedly.

"John, I didn't say yes."

"Shut up, Sherlock! Just as long as I promise, you are responsible for doing it, it's that simple!!"

"Just do it! John, and even if I smash the window with a heavy object, it won't break. What are you so nervous about?" Sherlock curled his lips with a look of indifference.Or he can open the cabin gate and have a paragliding skydive at a height of 5000 meters?Thrilling is exciting, but he will definitely be beaten to death by John!it's a pity! !

"I'm afraid that if you become curious, you will smash the window and jump off the plane." I have to say that John knows the big detective quite well, so he can guess with some thought.And judging from John's experience, once this so-called research on 'various changes in the clouds' really excited Sherlock's nerves, what would he not be able to do?Just like Sherlock can find clues to solve the case, homeless people, photographers, debt-dodgers who are beaten half to death, etc... There are countless examples of acting like this!So much so that in John's view, Sherlock is definitely the kind of extremist who will use any means to achieve his goals. If John is a little merciless, maybe this big detective can really lose his life. It's not surprising. Fan Zhengxia It's not that Locke hasn't tried it! ! "Sherlock, change a research topic for me. For example, how can you use your genius brain to earn more living expenses for our family in Las Vegas casinos? If you are forced to sleep on the bridge and beg for a living!"

"John, your fantasy is too unrealistic! During the last half month, when you were recuperating at home, you must have been taken by Mrs. Hudson to watch too many froth dramas, and your brain has become rusty. Don't worry. Well, no matter how poor our family is, I will not let you be reduced to begging for a living. Of course, if the case requires it, it is allowed." Sherlock tilted his head and thought for a while, and then agreed Speak to John seriously.

"Even if it's to investigate the case, I won't sleep with you under the overpass or go begging in the street, you just give up!" With a crisp 'pop', John silently slapped Sherlock's face again. On the curly head, the tone is so firm.The investigation is the investigation, don't even think about making him sleep under the flyover like a homeless man with Sherlock!Fuck his husband and wife, let the big detective die as soon as possible!

"John~ The book says it's called 'romantic'." Sherlock raised a hand and rubbed his curly hair aggrievedly, and continued to persuasion to John, "and the book also said that this This is the real marriage of a chicken as a chicken and a dog as a dog! According to my understanding of it, that is to say, John, since you are married to a detective, I must have the mental awareness to change makeup at any time and be an undercover agent, and you used to follow Did I cosplay together? Although acting does not have any talent, don’t you enjoy it too?!”

"At that time, I could only be considered as a temporary cameo performance, and they were all normal roles! Also, don't say that my acting skills are bad! I am a doctor, not an actor! Clear a space in your head, and put this sentence Time to go!!" John glanced at Sherlock and said angrily.

"But the Holmes family are good actors!"

"Then I don't mind if you change your surname to Watson. The name Sherlock Watson is also quite concise."

"Forget it, Daddy and Mommy will be very angry. They are not a big problem, the biggest problem is that McCoff will be very troublesome." Sherlock is not particularly obsessed with the surname, but when he thinks of the pair The reaction of the unreliable parents, as well as the various unpredictable actions that the sullen elder brother will make next, Sherlock finds it particularly troublesome.And what he dislikes the most is any trouble from outside the case!

There is a saying in the world that when Cao Cao arrives, Cao Cao will arrive——

"Sherlock, John, how did you feel about your honeymoon trip?" Sherlock, who just remembered his unscrupulous brother, suddenly rang in his coat pocket, and Sherlock frowned. Only then did he take out his mobile phone, and the screen showed that the incoming call was 'The Great Demon King', and he pressed the answer button with his finger, and McCoff's unique deep magnetic voice came over, with a London aristocratic accent.

"God! We are on the plane, why can McCoff get through to your mobile phone?" John raised his head and looked around silently. They are in the plane thousands of meters above the sky, which should be Not his hallucination, right?

"John, even if you are on the moon and Mars, Mycroft still has a way to contact you." Sherlock reached out to cover the phone, and said to John while rolling his eyes silently, then let go of his hand and took In an impatient tone, he said to his brother on the other end of the phone: "Mycroft, you are not allowed to disturb my honeymoon trip with John even if there is something big."

"Oh~ God! Sherlock, who didn't know that the moon revolves around the earth, actually knows that there are two things 'the moon' and 'Mars'? This is really amazing..." John leaned against Sherlock On the body, the other elbow was propped on the armrest of the chair, and the palm was half-opened, propping one cheek, while listening to Sherlock and Mycroft's tit-for-tat 'conversation' on the mobile phone, whispering words in his mouth.

"I just want you to go back to England for your honeymoon, or you can understand it as temporarily delaying your honeymoon for a few days."

"……You are joking?"

"Oh~ my dear brother, you know I never joke!"

"What the hell happened?"

"Moriarty..."

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